A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Reminiscing on her life, Hermione thinks back to every name she has ever been called

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.

Mini-Weasley, I do hope you have a bloody good reason as to why you just barged into The Manor at four in the flaming morning and started screeching for my daughter-in-law!

"Why are we doing this?" She whispers. "I don't know," He says. "Fun?" "Somebody's going to get hurt." He laughs gently and lifts her chin to kiss her again. "Darling," He says gruffly, "You don't need to worry about me like that." { Fred/Hermione. EWE. Will be published in five parts. I own nothing. }

He had no one to blame but himself for the position he was in. He was a Malfoy, it was practically in their blood to be attracted to power. Emotions, feelings, that had never been part of the plan. Losing his heart certainly hadn't been part of his plan. But now ot was lost, and looking into those laughing eyes, he was certain that he would never get it back.

One could argue that people are born with a set Destiny. That no matter what happens, a person cannot change their Fate. Such seemed to hold especially for those touched by prophecy. However Chance held no regard for Fate or Destiny. Due to Chance, Destiny was shattered; and a Hero that should have been, wasn't.

Gallifrey has to burn. There's no magic loop hole, no way to keep his hands clean. So when the Moment in the form of a young pink and yellow girl tells the Doctor his future is full of joy, love, and hope he has to see it to believe it. A "Day of the Doctor" fix in the "Run with You" Universe with Doctors 8, 9, 10 & 11, Rose, and someone unexpected.

DM/HG/HP After a potion accident, Hermione lost 15 yrs worth of memories.Harry & Draco have to have patience while they fight to get their witch back.How will Hermione react w-Draco in her life?Will the stress be too much for Harry & Draco? All reviews will get a preview of next chap!3Plus, Bi, M/F, M/M, M/F/M Complete

Soulmates AU. What if your soul mark wasn't the first words you heard your soulmate say, but the last? A story told in three parts: the Doctor, Rose, and Tentoo. Major character death at the end, but it's a natural death at the end of a long, happy life. Labeled Ten x Rose, but is also Nine x Rose and ends as Tentoo x Rose.

He's a Veela, she's his mate. All should go fine, the fairy tale should end well. Except that things are far from that easy. And in hope to win his mate over to him, he must first end the terrible curse that makes a Beast of him...Freely Inspired from "Beauty and the Beast". My submission for Do-Me-Veela fest on LJ.

Hermione Granger owns the resurrection stone. She attempts to find redemption through it for herself and for one other person - Lord Voldemort. Only when he appears to her, he appears as Tom Riddle. She is captivated and disgusted by him, but keeps summoning him to her regardless. (Oneshot)

Narcissa is cunning, sly, and able to manipulate everyone and everything, up to the Dark Lord himself. She is the Master of Puppets. Or so she thinks...for can the true Master be outmastered? My submission for Dysfuncentine Fest on LJ. Complete.

Everyone knows that Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other. They really, really hate each other.

"Being surrounded by greatness all the time means the novelty's worn off by the time she gets around to doing anything commendable." Ginny Weasley in 50 sentences, dealing with her brothers, the war, and the boy she fell in love with before she laid eyes on him. Character sketch. T for very minor bad language and suggestions, to be safe. Oneshot.

Rose wakes up strapped to a table with no knowledge of how she got there. Someone is forcing the vortex back into her mind, but why? A whole universe away, a certain Professor whispers 'Bad Wolf' into The Doctor's ear. It seems only the TARDIS can save them now. REUNION FIC! 10/Rose AU Silence in the Library, Turn Left, Stolen Earth, Journey's End

Hermione turned to look at Draco. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if the boys don't think that the baby's gender magically depends on what they want it to be." Draco shrugged, looking down at her. "Well it's a fair assumption. A daughter hasn't been born to the Malfoy family since...1644?"

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

What really happened at the Malfoy Manor? Yes, Hermione was being tortured, but Harry and Ron didn't really see it, did they? This a fanfic of love and it's tragedies. Draco's perspective, Draco's love, and Draco's pain.

Back in his own time Harry Potter has to deal with his sickness and at the same time hide from both the light and the dark side. Nothing has changed from his visit in the past and Harry is on his own. Will he be able to see Tom Riddle in Lord Voldemort?

Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...

In which Rose has a chance to meet every incarnation of the Doctor. But she is in danger. But danger from death or emotional heartbreak? DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Must have at least a little concept of the Classic Series to understand

Harry gets sent back in time by accident. In an attempt to change the future he adopts Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Voldemort. Will he be able to get back to the future and get his revenge or will he find a family in the people he never thought would love him? Slash

A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.

Response to a challenge by a friend... Hermione has to reveal that she knows more about Draco than any other person in Hogwarts...to the shock of everyone Dramione obviously...hope you enjoy and i know summary sux but PLEASE READ : DMHG

Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

He came to her, a dark shadow stepping into the gold and blue light of the TARDIS core and every part of her was suddenly on fire, confused by his expression but wanting more of it. She was his last stop, always. Mature Oneshot. Enjoy, Ten/Rose shippers.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.

When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.

Hermione and Draco have been going out, and they have cell phones! Random. funny, i guess. not really. But, OKAY!Tell me what you think!

Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.

Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

The engagement party of Ron and Hermione is one that Ginny really didn't want to attend. Ginny's tried to lose herself in alcohol, sex and a relationship with a man she could never love until the one she wanted comes back into her life. Femmeslash HGGW

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Fred, in a stroke of genius, has magically chained himself to Hermione for three days. Yeah, she's not happy. Can Fred convince her it was a good idea before the three days are up?

Harry Potter was the Hero who had it all... except anyone to care that he was dying. Awaiting death, he decides he doesn't want to be alone any longer.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Fred corners Hermione at George's wedding; there are a few questions he needs answered. Completed oneshot. Challenge from worldsapart!

Third installment in the Charon's Gift trilogy. With a year of war behind them, Draco and Hermione must find a balance between endings and beginnings, and face the past that has made them who they are.

A chronicle of the year following the events of Charon's Gift.

The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?

Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.

Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.