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Hello! I can't write for shit but i love reading the amazing stories everyone else creates!

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Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 6,481 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Darcy Lewis Saves the World by The Modern Typewriter reviews
A villain appears in Albuquerque. The Avengers are nowhere to be found. Darcy takes matters into her own hands.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Darcy L. - Complete
Catfished by 4sanine reviews
Voldemort wants to learn how to love so he can defeat Harry, so he buys a blind-dating device invented by Fred and George. The twins find out, and with the help of Harry, Ron, and Hermione, they catfish him and make him fall in love with Harry. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Harry P., George W., Voldemort, Fred W. - Complete
Finding Family and Home by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and the Doctor meet by accident, can they change the course of each others lives for the better? With Harry in his life how will the Doctor's changing relationship with Rory and Amy be different. And with the Doctor in his life how will Harry's life shape out differently from the expectation upon him after the war finishes. Harry/11th Doctor slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Our Chief Weapon is Surprise by Skyler-A-Teloiv reviews
Technology is useful for many things. One of those things is helping a fella understand a reference after 27 (lived) years of wondering. The next problem is whether or not the right person will understand it at the right time. A Soulmate Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7242 - Favs: 15,991 - Follows: 12,063 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Darcy's Blog by Lady Shadow Walker reviews
It really did just start as a joking way for Darcy to tell people about her experiences, but then it mostly spirals out of control. She should have seen it coming sooner. It made her new friends, though, and annoyed Tony, so it was really a win-win.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Angel with a Nerf Gun by GreatSharkLamia reviews
Darcy had grown up thinking her soul mates were bad people. The first things they would say to her weren't the words of upstanding citizens. But when she and Jane are pulled into a Nerf War with the Avengers she'll find out the words arent really what she thought they were.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
A Million Shores and Bays by piratesails reviews
It isn't exactly her fault she's come to trust a man she's never met over, well, any other man she's actually met. It's what makes all of it safer, easier even, knowing that there's no way she can actually fuck it all up by running away when she's already away to begin with. Pen Pals AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,330 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
Merry Kissmas by NarutoRox reviews
In which all Bucky wants for Christmas is a certain genius superhero, and for the rest of their teammates to stop hanging mistletoe and kissing said genius, thank you very much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Iron Man/Tony S.] Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
At Midday by ST-DL reviews
This is a story about childhood and friendship and how some friendships never die. Written for the Trip to the Playground theme on AHA. T for swearing. If you are offended by cursing, don't read this story.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Marauders Next Generation by FaerieRing reviews
What would happen if Sirius and Remus raised Harry instead of the Dursleys? Or perhaps if Harry met Hermione years before Hogwarts? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,325 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Lisard and Co by iampaulinebonaparte reviews
"Hey sex, how's your vagina holding up?"/snippets of phone conversations between Felicity and friends overheard by Team Arrow.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,074 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch] John D./Spartan, Roy H./Arsenal - Complete
The Theory of Magic by Murph the 2nd reviews
Eleven-year-old Harry, a self-taught scientist – because really, what else was he going to do in that cupboard all day? Imitate farting noises? – comes to the conclusion that Magic is the ability to manipulate atoms. What happens when he takes it to the next level? One-shot, no pairings, not Genius!Harry. Also, this is not to be taken seriously. At all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Challenge Accepted by loverofeevee reviews
Just another impossible moment for the great Harry Potter. Not sure Voldemort thought so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., George W., Voldemort, Fred W. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Wynn reviews
Darcy drags Jane to the common room in Avengers Tower to snoop on a newly arrived Bucky in order to determine where he falls on the sane-to-crazy scale, setting off a chain of events including eggs and glitter, sassy flirting, and deranged overprotection.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,630 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 5,192 - Follows: 4,898 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 8,673 - Follows: 2,657 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Astonishingly Beautiful by Miss Pseudonymous reviews
What if Darcy hadn't said, "She is tolerable." What if instead he had said...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 11,944 - Follows: 3,672 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Try, Try Again by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Arthur tries, several times, to name Merlin as Court Sorcerer, and things just keep going wrong. Expanded 'Fractions' 95 by llLethell.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 205 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 460 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 7,919 - Follows: 1,866 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete