Monkey McCartney
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Joined 05-15-01, id: 69402, Profile Updated: 08-21-13
Author has written 18 stories for Newsies, and Lord of the Rings.

Hey all, I'm back again! I've forgotten to stay active on this site for quite a few years, but luckily my profile and stories are still here, right? :) I'll maintain the work I've posted, and who knows...maybe I'll write some fresh stories.

I'm thrilled to death that you guys are still reading and commenting on these stories. I sure had fun writing them!

Come join us at Skweeker McCain's Vintage Newsies Project: http://vintagenewsiesproject.wordpress.com/

LOTR Meets The Knights of the Round Table! by SIHansonWeasleyGamgee reviews
Ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Remember the song the knights sang at Camelot? Wonder what it would be like if the Fellowship sang that song? Then click here! UPDATED with new songs!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2002 - Published: 2/17/2002
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You Are Not My Brother reviews
They now called him Spot Conlon. He had been christened Phillip Paul Raleigh; his older sister was no longer sure what to call him.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/23/2003
Poor, Poor Davey reviews
Yes, poor Davey is right.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2003
These Is My Thouuusand Papes! reviews
There are no words.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2003
The Very Secret Diary of Bill the Pony reviews
Inspired by the Very Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2003
Plight of the Unfortunate reviews
The problem of the children becomes, in these swarms, to the last degree perplexing. Their very number makes one stand aghast. -Jacob A. Riis
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002
Skitch's Birthday Present reviews
Skitch is given an important mission by Jack...Can she pull it off? Co-starring Monkey, Kora, Jel, and Carrie.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/17/2002
M.E.P.D. Blue reviews
In search of "Preciousssss", Gollum makes an unlikely career move...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/20/2002
Rescuer reviews
One of our own newsies rescues a mysterious girl from an unknown attacker and gets in way over his head...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1/23/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001
The Floating Kloppyhead reviews
By Monkey & Kora - This is a story about eight of our own newsies who complain too much and are taught their lessons in a most unusual way...
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2002 - Published: 9/7/2001
Denton's Secret Admirer reviews
Uh-oh! Our Man Denton has a secret admirer...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/18/2001
Denton and the Chicken Legs reviews
Finger-lickin' good...
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2001
Molloy reviews
The story of Cheater Molloy's past and the tragedy that brought him to New York City.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2001 - Published: 8/11/2001
No Roses On Greenland's Ice reviews
Hannah Setton is immigrating from England to America, looking toward a bright future in a land of plenty. Little does she know how hard life in a new country can be...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,254 - Reviews: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2001 - Published: 5/21/2001
slimy little bugger in a bacon-shaped pod reviews
The heartwarming tale of Spot's past. Also reveals the truth about Crutchy's brain.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6/17/2001
What Crutchy Really Did To Snyder's Sourkraut reviews
Finally, after extensive investigation and long hours of pondering, the truth comes out...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2001
Cowboy Pan reviews
You can fly!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2001 - Published: 5/24/2001
I'll Never Use A Public Loo Again reviews
The sequel to "What Happened..." More insanity awaits the three friends...
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2001
What Happened, According To Monkey reviews
Monkey, Twiggy, and Skweeker jump into a hole and land up in the world of the wacko newsies. "Apparently, movies don't show everything."
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2001