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Author has written 35 stories for Stargate: SG-1, David Eddings, Harry Potter, Downton Abbey, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..

Hi, the name is Selmak.

Look, I know that you get told all the time that Symbiotes take on the sex of their host, but listen to Selmak, I'm the oldest, the wisest and generally the coolest little Tok'Ra Symbiote you ever want to meet. I've been in girl hosts for almost two thousand years, and I refuse to start acting MALE just because my latest host is male.

My stories are not your typical ff stories, and I have been told that my personal favorite pairing has required large amounts of mind bleach. So read at your own risk.

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Birds of a Feather by wolfwillow reviews
After Fawkes saves Severus Snape in the Shrieking Shack, the phoenix decides to stick around, whether Severus likes it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,684 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Severus S., Fawkes
In the Garden by Lachesis Grimm reviews
"Agent Simmons has been permanently reassigned." It was an order SHIELD would come to regret. (AU after T.R.A.C.K.S.; Jemma Simmons/Phil Coulson.)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 276,158 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - P. Coulson, J. Simmons - Complete
Discarded Bear by BeverlyQueen reviews
She'd grown out of little Fitz, the ever childlike personality that he had. She'd grown out of him like one would grow out of a toy. He was the teddy bear that you have all your childhood, but you decide to leave at him when you move out.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,146 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons
Missing Scenes, TRACKS by sammie28 reviews
The elderly gentleman on the train is less than impressed by this absentee father; he doesn't deserve that sweet little girl he has for a daughter. POV of "debonair gentleman"
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2014 - G. Ward, J. Simmons, P. Coulson - Complete
The End of It All by Not-Willing-to-Admit reviews
The War ended, Voldemort has won & the Resistance still fights. With Severus safely ensconced as a Trusted Death Eater, he is given a damaged Albus for services rendered. AU, Dark Fic, AlbusWhumping! Featuring adults of the HP world SS, MM, AD, AW, MW. 4/2013 - Short chapter added.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,020 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Severus S., Albus D.
Rare by MyMadness reviews
Can the present be something neither the past or future could? And should it? This is my Anthony. Although I love him dearly, he is prone to getting things backwards. Thinking what should be said when he should say it instead. Or, saying the wrong thing completely. But that's alright. Edith is her own woman now – or trying hard to be – and she doesn't mind driving.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,560 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Edith C., Anthony S. - Complete
An Unexpected Alliance by MQ1 reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Fred W., Minerva M.
And Thou Shalt Be First by saiyanwizard reviews
The war for the wizarding world has ended, but one wizard has been cast into the shadows, still broken and in pain. He who was considered last in everything must now be put first, not only for his sake, but also for the sake of those who still care. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Severus S., Albus D.
Perverted Potions by Great Teacher reviews
SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Second Chance by Lady Memory reviews
COMPLETE. Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form. My answer to the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 141,118 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Transgression Most Welcome by Paper Pearls reviews
Nobody can maintain total control of their feelings, no matter how vigilantly they guard their heart. Not even Mad-Eye Moody. Warning: CrossGen. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Alastor M., N. Tonks - Complete
All I Have to Do by MyMadness reviews
Albus' plan to safeguard Severus is demanding, especially for Hermione. Just because she would do anything to win the war doesn't mean she should, does it? 7th yr. AU. Fun cast of thousands. SS/HG MM/MEM Ch. 68. Done. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 216,808 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Eyes by Not-Willing-to-Admit reviews
Severus & Albus. When Severus is kidnapped by Voldemort, Albus must face a few ugly truths, including the fact that he helped create the shattered soul behind the dark eyes of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 258,031 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Albus D., Severus S.
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by dizzynetbookgirl reviews
A late take on the overdone Marriage Law Challenge, not so romancey but more a character study of weak and strong alike under the worst of circumstances. /AU. UNFINISHED./
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Look At Me by Fox Murphy reviews
Alastor’s words have been grumbled and slow since he returned from St. Mungo’s, his eyes trailing over the carpet, the furniture, anything but her face, and it’s driving Minerva slowly insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Minerva M., Alastor M. - Complete
Doublecrossers by tartan-angel reviews
She had never been able to abide back-stabbers,but now she was faced with the prospect of looking out for one. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Unrequited by Sara Winters reviews
A look between the lines at the complicated relationship between Dumbledore and Voldemort. Before they were enemies, they were teacher and student - and maybe a great deal more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Severus Snape Project by Quothia reviews
After learning of a certian greasy-haired gentleman's love interest, the staff of Hogwarts decide to give him a helping hand to get the girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Lli Oowii by lost logic reviews
When a startling situation comes to light within the depths of the lake, it becomes clear that something drastic must be done.A reluctant Rolanda Hooch and a livid Severus Snape are given a mission that could change history. The quest for a mate for Paul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - R. Hooch, Severus S.
Bonding by grugster reviews
Severus had tried to kill himself. He doesn't want to stay at St. Mungos's, but the only other chance is to bind himself to another person. Will he choose the bonding spell over St. Mungo's? And if yes, whom will he choose to be bond to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,332 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Severus S., Alastor M. - Complete
The History of Magic, Volume I by deews reviews
“First you seduce me, then you impregnate me, and now you’re taking away all my good literature? What sort of a sick man are you?” Pregnant Andromeda, Ted Tonks. D'awww.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Time For Thought by LinZE reviews
For the first time in a long time, Minerva has time for thought. Follows on from Time Beyond Meaning though does standalone. Set August post The Battle of Hogwarts and featuring MM with a sprinkling of PP, FF, HS, RH and SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
This Old Heart by MyMadness reviews
He's alive. Sure. But, what can make it worthwhile? "I gave you what protection I could ... from my heart," she told him. Post DH and proudly non-compliant. Chapter 36 The Last Chapter SS/MM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,699 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Christmas Cards by Red Fiona reviews
Alastor Moody has some traditions at Christmas time, and they give him a chance to reflect on recent events. Spoilers up to the end of Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Alastor M. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Unbreakable by Daniella Fromage reviews
The twins wanted five-year-old Ron to take the Unbreakable Vow, but Mr. Weasley caught them in time. "He went mental. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since." WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W. - Complete
Rise To Form by LinZE reviews
The sequel to Revert to Type, tracks the childhood years of Anna Lupin, through the eyes of those around her. Much RLSS, AD, Weasley's and many others. including MM sort of lol. Ch 15 - Fighting and Ballet dancing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,549 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Severus S., Remus L.
What I Want My Words to Do to You by Ladymage Samiko reviews
When Snape receives a letter from a 'secret admirer', the following correspondence is anything but ordinary. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Remembrance by xenokattz reviews
Albus doesn't deal with Ariana's death well. Fortunately, in his drunken state, he falls into the right rosemary bush.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
The Cruel Ironies of Time by ILoanADogma reviews
Hermione accidently broke her time turner, and sent herself back into 1869, where she meets none other than a 16 year old Albus Dumbledore. HGAD. Trust me, this isn't your average 'time turner' plot line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,298 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Hermione G., Albus D.
Birthday Cake by Ladybug21 reviews
Set the date at Albus Dumbledore's 150th birthday. Add three forgetful Hogwarts Heads of Houses, two mischievous redheaded twins, an inebriated Seer, a toadlike witch, house elves, and some cake batter. The result? Utter chaos, mayhem, and loads of fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Birthday Present by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 885,268 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Eternity by Onatah1 reviews
Spoilers for DH. Another oneshot to add to the burgeoning collection as a followup to Deathly Hallows. A certain portrait through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Becoming Familiar with a Man of Misery by Ms-Figg reviews
A reluctant Severus Snape is ardently pursued by Hermione. A few tantrums, hexes, nasty spells and wellplaced knees later an understanding is reached...sort of: RemusOFC too. Yummy. Alternate Universe, Humor, Lemons, Oral, Anal, More.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 253,686 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Introduction by Crazy Mishka reviews
Speculation about Hermione how she was introduced to the magical world. Who better to do so than Mr. Arthur Weasley? A stange encounter leaves her parents and Molly stunned, and is the start of 'Fizzy' being magic. [somewhat AU, or is it?]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Arthur W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ramblings of the Quidditch Queen of England by kidarock reviews
The title says it all! Rolanda Hooch and her many thoughts all into one diary! R&R RHSS eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,506 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Severus S., R. Hooch
To Make Much of Time by Mundungus42 reviews
When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Winter of General Hammond's Heart by Lucretia Skelington reviews
Wedded bliss for George Hammond...eventually.Chapter 14 and 15 up. GHOC pairing. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,028 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
In The House of the Quick and the Hungry by Laura S'mora reviews
The finer aspects of Ginny Weasley's life, all entwined, in their own way, within the story of how she wound up with Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,402 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Diner at the End of the Universe by Audrey Lynne reviews
Missing scene for Season 8's Threads, contains spoilers. Daniel is hanging out in the diner and meets someone he never expected to see there: Selmak. What's more, she needs his help to move on. Reloaded due to file error.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - D. Jackson, Jacob C. - Complete
Warning: Gate Travel Can Be Hazardous to your Comp by SeaChanter reviews
A new posting is in sight for an old SGC friend.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Spirit of Family by GaterGina71 reviews
Friends are concerned about friends.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2006 - J. Fraiser, Jacob C. - Complete
Dueling With Dolts by shadowycat reviews
Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M.
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Jemma Simmons, Agent of SASS reviews
When the newest member of the team doubts that Jemma is capable of obtaining a date, Jemma Simmons decides to show Skye how it's done. Naturally, as Simmons is involved, it goes horribly awry. Really, in her worst nightmare, she hadn't anticipated that she'd pick up a senior SHIELD Agent. (No Skimmons, sorry) F/M
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 15h - Published: 2/25 - J. Simmons, Blake
The Soulless, his Soul Mates and the In-Laws reviews
Sequel to the Soulless and the Soul Mates. The trio is struggling to adapt to their new life together. They will persevere however all bets are off when the In Laws arrive.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/5 - P. Coulson, J. Simmons, Blake
Jemma Simmons and her Boy Toys reviews
While Jemma Simmons knew that sooner or later, she'd have to settle down and marry, somehow she didn't anticipate who the lucky man might be. Or that she'd have to chose between five different Agents. [Blake, Coulson, Garrett, Sitwell, Ward] Crackity Crack crack
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 166,628 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 4/5/2014 - J. Simmons - Complete
The Soulless and the Soul Mate reviews
Soul Bonds are universally accepted as the very epitome of romance. For one's heart and soul to be so entwined with each other, they are complete only when they are together. Pity the Soulless, for they will never know completion. They will only know the pain of loneliness and the hollowness of being incomplete. The Guide to Soul Bonds. It really sucks to be Soulless.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,020 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 11/24/2014 - P. Coulson, J. Simmons, Blake - Complete
Five Times One of the Team Cooked the Team Meal reviews
Looking back, Phil Coulson wondered how such a good idea of Team Meal Night went so wrong. Team Fic
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 3/9/2014 - P. Coulson - Complete
Breakfast Emporium reviews
Just crack.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2014 - P. Coulson, Blake, J. Sitwell - Complete
Scotch and a side of a Scot reviews
Coulson and Fitz share a bottle of Scotch. Post Magical Place. Some UST if you squint because you need bifocals. Angstie, discussion about suicide, ptsd, suicide attempts. Completed 3/23/2014
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - P. Coulson, L. Fitz - Complete
Valentine's Day reviews
Phil Coulson, Jemma Simmons, Valentine's Day -
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2014 - P. Coulson, J. Simmons - Complete
The Principal's Office reviews
A follow up to "The Crush" where Phil Coulson speaks to each team member about recent events. As Skye describes it, being called into Phil's office is akin to being called into The Principal's Office. Completed. Thank you for my experiment on shipping Coulson with Simmons.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,274 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - P. Coulson, J. Simmons, J. Sitwell, Skye/Daisy - Complete
The Crush reviews
He's been in the business long enough to know when a junior agent is smitten. He's usually been the smitten, never the smoted. If that's the right word & if Melinda teases him as he's suddenly got a bounce in his step, well, let her wonder why. It's his afterlife crisis. After all, the other ducklings have a crush on Mama Duck Melinda, so why can't he have just one?
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,265 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - P. Coulson, J. Simmons - Complete
5 reviews
In a world full of Alphas, Betas and Omegas, the haves, the wanna be worker-bees and the pariahs, Alpha Phil Coulson is tired of dealing with the various sexual politics. Then he meets FitzSimmons and God laughs.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
The Rose Briar and the Holly reviews
When you're young, rose briars hold more appeal. But still the holly holds its own allure. Minerva / Elphinstone, Minerva/Yaxley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Minerva M., Elphinstone U., Yaxley - Complete
Phil Coulson v20 reviews
Phil wonders who and what he is after the Battle of New York. Fortunately, there's a good friend to help him set his mind at ease.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - P. Coulson, M. May
The Well Bred Warlock: Guide to Wooing, Courting & Every Day Behavior reviews
When a tradition bound, beplaited Iacob Yaxley takes anarchist Hermione Granger prisoner, he must rely on the The Well Bred Warlock Guide or help. Who will drive the other mad first? Yaxley or Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,935 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Yaxley, Hermione G. - Complete
The Language of Flowers reviews
For Minerva Fest 2012 - Prompt was - Kingsley and Minerva grow closer after the defeat of Voldemort. Characters include Minerva, Amelia Bones, Elphinstone Urquart, Alastor Moody. MM/AB, MM/EU, KS/AM & MM/KS. Many thanks to Ruth and Kelly for their assistance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Minerva M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Troika reviews
When the old warlock dies in his final battle, his lover feels responsibility to tell his ex. Alastor Moody, Minerva McGonagall, Kingsley Shacklebolt. M/m, f/m Completed 6/23/2012
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,104 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kingsley S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Phoenix and the Bear reviews
A prequel to The Steadfast Tin Soldier which shows how Alastor and Albus met. Hurt/Comfort, Angst and wee bit of AM/AD. Completed 5/27/2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alastor M., Albus D. - Complete
Husbandly Duties reviews
A brief scene between Anna and John after they were married but before they returned back to Downton. An attempt at Fluff - much thanks to MyMadness.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Anna S., J. Bates - Complete
The Gates of Heaven reviews
Mr. Bates arrives at Downton Abbey.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - J. Bates - Complete
The 17 Course Guide to Seducing a Colleague reviews
When Galatea Merrythought decides that Albus Dumbledore is depressed and needs a little spice in his life in the winter of 1945, gourmand Horace Slughorn is nominated to handle the situation. However, Galatea didn't bother to ask Albus' opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Albus D., Horace S.
Minerva McGonagall and her Midnight Visitors reviews
Written for the Samhaim Smut fest 2011. Minerva McGonagall has her ghosts. As Hallowe'en approaches, the ghosts come calling. Minerva/Various Men
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Steadfast Tin Soldier reviews
For the MinervaFest 2010 - Prompt: How do Moody and Minerva deal with the fact that during the GoF year, she did not realize that he'd been replaced by an impostor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,751 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Alastor M., Minerva M. - Complete
The Order Photo reviews
The true story behind The original Order of the Phoenix photo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
The Wounded Lion, The Witch and the Spare Bedroom reviews
On Minerva's first day of summer vacation, Albus Dumbledore and Arthur Weasley bring her a wounded Alastor Moody. First Wizarding War Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,076 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alastor M., Minerva M. - Complete
Bookends reviews
Written for the Live Journal hp cross fest. The prompt was - There is a new Weasley on the way! Arthur's the father and Hermione's the mum. How do the Weasleys react?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,840 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Arthur W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unholy Trinity reviews
Non DH compliant. OTP era with a focus on Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape during the Era of that Evil Cat Woman Dolores Umbridge. MF, FF, MM implied. And absolutely 100,000,000,000 not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,170 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Bwains! reviews
This is my entry for the 2007 apocalypsekree ficathon. It requires George, Jack and Zombies attacking Washington, DC. A few other familiar faces make an appearance.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill - Complete
Kurik reviews
Aphrael and Kurik after the final events of The Sapphire Rose by David Eddings.
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
The Redemption of George Hammond reviews
SG1 is transported into a nightmarish future where System Lord SelmakJake and his First Prime George Hammond are leading what remains of the Tau'Ri and Jaffa resistance in a war against the Goauld. Non-Con
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,388 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Gen. Hammond, S. Carter
Nine point Four Seconds The Story of Geek Carter reviews
In Ripple Effect, Geek!Carter stood out from the rest of the multiples Carters due to her snazzy cardigan and her glasses. This is her story. Warning: if you thought Black Ops SG1 team was strange, they were only 3.4 seconds.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 4/1/2006 - S. Carter, Gen. Hammond
Living the Vida Tok'Ra reviews
For the Rare Fic Pairing Jacob CarterGarshaw request.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Jacob C. - Complete
Deconstructing the General reviews
Maj. Gen. Hammond was irked with O'Neill when they first met. Hammond wasn't angry that his easy job to retirement had been shot to hell. The truth is Hammond blamed the Time Traveling Four for the decisions he had to make during the last 30 years.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Gen. Hammond, S. Carter - Complete
The Threads Plot Fix for Jacob and Selmak reviews
Basically I didn't like what they did to Jacob and Selmak in Threads. So I FIXED it! Read at your own risk.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Jacob C. - Complete
Jake Carter, The Very Model of a Modern Major Gen reviews
Throw one cranky retired Air Force Major General by the name of Carter into a lifechanging event, put an alien in his head that can not only read his mind but also is female to boot and watch what happens. Completed 205
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 152,078 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Jacob C., Gen. Hammond - Complete
The Grandfather Paradox reviews
What happened if Samantha Carter had met her father back in August 1969?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004 - S. Carter, Jacob C. - Complete