Author has written 13 stories for Gilmore Girls.
My profile, well, you all have seen Gilmore Girls, or at least if you are reading my stuff I would sure hope you have otherwise there is a reason the stories I am telling you aren't making sense. And since again I am just putting this out there as fact without "knowing" you, you have seen Gilmore Girls I feel ok with telling you that I am best described as Lorelai at twenty-five. Seriously. OK did I have a child out of wed lock at 16, maybe not, but that isn't to say I didn't try. So, I don't have a nine year old but I do have serious commitment phobia, its true... I believe that any man who wishes to date me should be required to watch every Lorelai freaks out, or rants scene from the show, just to prepare themselves for the emotional train wreck that is me. Its pretty bad. I also come from a kind of close knit community that is freaky in its own way, the people there are just a little left of center and everyone knows everyone, but its in Western Kansas so it is more like, I dunno Gilmore Girls meets Green Acres, can you imagine Lorelai on a farm? Now there is an idea for a fic isn't it? I also have a steel trap of a brain, at least for information that will provide its way no way useful in an emergency or during any kind of IQ test. Do I know CPR? No, what I do know is the names of every character and actor from Facts of Life, and what they are doing now though can that in any way save your life? Could I possibly tell you the square root of a number? No, but if you'd like me to recite back to you every line of the movie Chasing Amy, I can do that, AND bonus, I do voices. What I am trying to say is I like to write Lorelai because I find that when I am stumped with what I would have her say I just think about what I did that day what I said and who I said it to. I believe that the Luke character was created to balance the Lorelai character and does it splendidly, now if I could just find a real life Luke to complain about my Gummie Bear addiction and love of coffee drinks I'd be set. I would just like to take this moment to explain how severe the Gummie Bear addiction is, I just typed that line about Gummie Bears and it made me want some so badly that I stopped typing, put down my lap top, got in my car (which has no air) drove around the corner to the drug store bought a bag of Gummie Bears with my last two dollars until pay day, then came back to finish this as though nothing had happened. I need my Luke and I need him soon. Yeah I am going to go with that is it about me...um if anyone out there is, or knows a Luke who is looking for a Lorelai, well really, its cool, I'd rather not know cause meeting people to date on line is kinda weird to me and I think it could also be dangerous, I also think that the real Luke would never agree to meeting someone from the internet, thus if you really did come up with someone for me and he agreed, he wouldn't be as Luke as you thought him to be. But thanks anyway.
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