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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Trigun, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age. What the hell am I still posting things here for? Oh right, I have no life. - April 26th, 2012 Name: Who's Asking? If you're new to this page and want to read something of mine...just read my Trigun and Mass Effect stuff. Seriously. Please. Everything else, and that includes ALL of my harry potter fics, are sucky. Really really sucky. In fact, so full of suckage that were I to slice one open, the slimy, succulent SUCK would just seep out in copious streams, covering this page in SUCKINESS. But if you're brave and can face the suck, go ahead and read them. I warned you. Updates on stuff: I wrote The Year of Insanity and Perverty Insinuations when I was fourteen ergo, it is the worst thing I have ever written. Obviously, it's discontinued, but I won't take it down so as to keep track of my writing progress. I haven't given up on Interlude and Doors Will Not Reopen, but they aren't high on my priority list. Right now, my baby is Chasing Pavements. The rest are one-shots of varying merit and a single finished drabble series. Also, Mass Effect and Dragon Age 2 are my new fanbabies. I will be writing and posting many things about them. Look out. |
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Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Close Your Eyes, and Stay Awake by Alexithymian reviews
It had always a threesome. Her, Anders, and his Revolution.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
A Life Apart by fondleaf reviews
He knows that one day this may end, that she may find something more permanent, or he will. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
A Great And Terrible Beauty: A Busy Reader's Guide by ThreeOranges reviews
A slightly slashy parody of the novels A Great And Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angels, with The Sweet Far Thing as Chapter 3, just added as of 220908
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Compromise by Jaya Mitai reviews
Animeverse, set the morning after Vash brought Knives back to town. Oneshot. If neither one of them will change, can they really coexist?
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
A Tinge of Insomnia by sbj reviews
beast boy can't sleep. at least, not unless he pays raven a visit every once in awhile. multiple personalities, emotional outbursts, and almost entirely told in dreams. sort of.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Spasm by catja mikhailovic reviews
A storm and a shadow and the effort of not touching. Incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Percy W., Ginny W.
Sweet Water by wendybyrd reviews
Mulan, Shang, a river by moonlight..... Those who would see this as profane look away! Hide your eyes, for yes! I have brought sex into the story.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/15/2001
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Boats and Birds reviews
An unorganized collection of Garrus/Femshep scenes, ranging from ME2 to ME3. Explores various angles of their relationship. Subverts/inverts/averts some common fanon tropes while upholding others.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,286 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Queen & Huntress reviews
Omega DLC spoilers. A collection of unorganized, random, drabble snapshots of the relationship between Aria T'Loak and Nyreen Kandros: before, during, after, and everything in between. Light on plot, heavy on dialogue and introspection. Femslash ahoy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Aria T'Loak, Nyreen K.
Strangers For a Night reviews
The anatomy of a single night in Steven Hackett's life. Arcturus Station, 2176. WARNING: SMUT.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
5 times Aria T'Loak smiled and 1 time she didn't reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Omega DLC spoilers. A brief snapshot of the history between Aria and Nyreen. Femmeslash, femmeslash everywhere.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Aria T'Loak, Nyreen K. - Complete
Binary Star reviews
A character study series of Liara T'soni from ME1 to ME3 through conversations and introspective moments with various crewmates and minor characters. In the backdrop of her life is an unwavering devotion to Commander Shepard that at times pushes her forward and on others holds her back. Written for the 2012 Mass Effect Big Bang.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 18,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Feron - Complete
Punch-Drunk reviews
Jacob heads for the Normandy's bar on the crew deck to unwind, only to discover other ways to do so as well.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Jacob T., Kasumi G. - Complete
These Goodies reviews
Rated M to be safe. While docked at the Citadel, Vega pays a visit to a strip club to get his mind off a certain commander-and fails miserably.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Glory Box reviews
Vega asks Shepard for a dance in Purgatory, and as it turns out she's not a bad dancer at all. Brief Garrus cameo.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Shepard (F), James V. - Complete
A Century is All We Need reviews
And even then, it wouldn't be enough because theirs is a slow-burning obsession that will ruin them both.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders
Pressed reviews
Miranda sees Shepard in her Alliance dress uniform. Set shortly after the Arrival DLC. Femmeslash if you squint hard enough.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
Platitudes reviews
"That's the thing about getting old, Shepard. The platitudes get just as old." What could have been. Post-ME3 ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Not with a bang reviews
Liara helps a drunk Shepard back to her cabin and fails admirably at playing therapist.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Placeholder reviews
Kaidan cheats, Shepard reacts, and neither one is to blame. ME3-Compliant.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
No Contest reviews
The commander could have anyone, but the point is that she doesn't.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Chasing Pavements reviews
A study of Draco’s and Pansy’s relationship done in vignettes, starting from childhood. Book Canon-compatible for the most part with some speculation, 3rd Person POV, present tense. Rating susceptible to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Pansy P., Draco M.
Dissonance reviews
An AU drabble series following episode 26. Thirdperson present, Merylcentric, and all are character snapshots. Read and Review, I worked hard on this.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Fleeting reviews
A conversation between Vash and Wolfwood that takes place in volume 7. Read Author's note for more details. Rated T for swearing. Third person present.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
A Prelude reviews
Before everything started, the point to which everything came boiling down. Animeverse, third person present, rated T for one swear word. Read and review, guys.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Doors Will Not Reopen reviews
ON HOLD Every morning Meryl takes the train from May to December with a book to read because the ride is a halfhour long, and every night she rides back home, softly dozing off until the doors slide open for her. AU drabble series
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006
For Now reviews
After a certain amount of time, it all becomes routine. Merylcentric. Postseries, animeverse
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Almost reviews
Hello there. I haven't talked to you in ages. How are you doing? Do you still remember Hogwarts? Do you still remember everyone? Do you still remember me? I hope you did, because I remember a whole lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
Interlude reviews
WORK IN PROGRESS Sometimes an interlude between seasons is all it takes. Chance of romance later on, slight language, will be completed in 5 chapters. Read and review. Flames are accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Year of Insanity and Perverty Insinuations reviews
DISCONTINUED SRY Attention: This is not my first fanfic. Read, review, and enjoy. Ginny swears off guys for the year! What will happen when the boys Harry and someone else of Hogwarts get wind of this? Insanity ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
When We Were Young reviews
Ginny reflects about her brother. First stab at an slightly angsty oneshot, and it shows horrible. Flames are welcome in fact, don't even read it it's that badly written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Nothing to Give reviews
A very icky oneshot you shouldn't even bother glancing at. It was my first, so I can't delete it, but ignore it you shall! GinnyDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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