The Enduring Man-Child
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Joined 10-28-04, id: 695343, Profile Updated: 10-23-08
Author has written 30 stories for Teen Titans, Kim Possible, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Batman the Animated Series, X-Files, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, My Little Pony, and Misc. Books.

Hello. This is Alys, more commonly known as The Sage of Story (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/509521/). And no, I am NOT The Enduring Man-Child. The story: The Enduring Man-Child is an older member of R&B 'Shippers United( the friendly pro-BB/R forum that I co-created with my sister Aliute about a year ago. He became very popular among the members there shortly after joining. Why? Because of his striking ability to write good fan fiction, of course! Being somewhat shy, The Enduring Man-Child (or EM-C, as we abbreviate him) has always been content to humbly post his stories at our forum only, composing AT THE KEYBOARD what has become some of the funniest, most original fiction to ever hit the BB/R 'shipperdom. But eventually, we couldn't stand having him share his fics with us alone...we wanted to see his stories here at FF.Net, to be shared with the REST of the fan population. So, after much persuasion, here he is. Well...sort of. Technically, I'm managing his pen name for him and posting his stories, so he doesn't have to bother. But still, they're HIS stories, in their purely original form. The Enduring Man-Child continues to key marvelous fan fiction over at the forum, and each time he does, it's my job to bring it forth to you guys. It's a total honor to do so. By the way, if you ever want to meet him...just join us! We love new people, and he would be flattered to know that you appreciated his work. .~

Hello, everyone. This is the Man-Child himself. I wish to express my thanks to Alys for starting this account for me and posting three of my TT stories. But I've now downloaded Open Office and have posted my first story here all by myself. Yay for me! It's a Kim Possible story, and I'm primarily a KP fan now, but I'm so happy to know that I can now upload a fic to any genre here. I'm still shy, so please be gentle in your rebukes!

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Research to Writing (Turbines to Speed) reviews
A totally random fic filled with technical jargon on an obscure subject, strictly for humor. Inspired by a blog post over at fimfiction dot net warning writers to thoroughly research any topic before writing on it. Set in the Equestria Girls universe.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2016
Count Kumquat--Lord of Darkness reviews
This is a meta fic (meaning it references the fandom and its fictions) intended as a parody of all those supernatural fics written after the airing of the episode "Bats!" This story features a special guest appearance by Pinkiewise. Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, OC - Complete
The Last Temptation of Spike reviews
Set after the "Nightmare Rarity" arc in the comics. Ponyville is recovering from the invasion by the Nightmare forces. After a few days Rarity and Spike have a private chat about what happened, and about their future. WARNING-**extremely** sappy!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Rarity, Spike - Complete
The Kindness of Mangers reviews
Miss Cheerilee's class is getting ready to put on a play. But the Cutie Mark Crusaders figure, why choose a play from an elementary school textbook over a masterpiece by "Equestria's Greatest Living Playwright?" Not mature enough for an "M," but rated "T" for safety.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Cheerilee, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
She Saw the Light reviews
IMPORTANT: Do NOT read this story without having first read "Lauren Faust's 'IT'" This is a serious sequel to that parody. More information is included in the Foreword. AU.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Lauren Faust's IT! reviews
I have tried to reason with you bronies about Pinkie Pie, to convince you that she isn't a monster. But in spite of this you sick people still seem to prefer her that way. So you want a supernatural monster, eh? I'LL GIVE YOU A SUPERNATURAL MONSTER!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Dreams Fade reviews
My very first FIM fic. It's anti-"Cupcakes," pro-Pinkie, and contains deep and abiding Pinkie Dash friendship. It's rated K Plus because all horrific content is strictly implied and never described.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Miraculous reviews
One of my "Five Minute Fics" from The Acorn Cafe. A little slice-of-life featuring Foxglove involved in one of her favorite activities.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Gesundheit reviews
Foxglove has a cold. Dale isn't a doctor, but he knows how to make her feel better!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
I'll Miss You reviews
Why am I posting a story for a show I know almost nothing about? Because a plot bunny bit me after I saw an episode. With apologies to regular fans who will doubtless hate this, here's a little slice of life featuring two friends. A little sad.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Abracadabra reviews
Why are the most beautiful girl and dorkiest boy in high school still best friends? Why are they still as inseparable as they were in pre-K? How does this "impossible" friendship continue to violate all the rules? Perhaps because of a long ago promise?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Scenes from a Summer reviews
Kim and Ron post-Graduation being BFBF's. A longer summary is in the "Proscenium." Rating may go up depending on the content of future chapters.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Kim P., Ron S.
The FrontA Ten Minute Fic reviews
Originally posted at The Acorn Cafe in response to a challenge to write a fic of approximately ten minutes in length. Featuring a strangely sympathetic "villain."
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
We Leave Them There reviews
Things happen and you can never be the same again. But you have to go on living. Dedicated to my former beta, the late cpneb.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Modern Adventures of Pinocchio reviews
An old forum fic of mine based on the original Collodi classic, not the Disney movie. There are also a couple of guest stars!
Crossover - X-Files & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/6/2009 - F. Mulder
Too Good to Be True reviews
Remember "No Man Knows My Story?" Remember Ned and Vivian? Well...you'll just have to read to find out!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Ned, V. F. Porter - Complete
Here Comes the Sun reviews
Ned invites Ron to share a very special and infrequent occasion with him.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ned, Ron S. - Complete
Enter the Bookworm reviews
This story's description is in the "apology." It may not be the average BTAS fan's cup of tea, but I hope it will find favor with some. Now complete.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Kissin' Cousins A Purimschpiel reviews
Kim and Larry shatter some stereotypes!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Kim P., Cousin Larry - Complete
No Man Knows My Story reviews
A litle exploration of the mystery that is Ned. Setting is nonspecific, but may be placed in the summer following graduation assuming BN was rebuilt quickly.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Ned, V. F. Porter - Complete
Oh, How the Pretty Have Fallen reviews
No longer a one-shot. Blame current events and a plot bunny with very sharp teeth!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
The Rod SquadIn Color! reviews
An old Seventies parody in script form which I wrote under the name of DB Cooper. Perhaps the silliest thing I've ever written. Don't expect too much. No relation to There Is No Rod.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
There Is No Rod reviews
My very first new CNDRR fic in many years. It may be read as a sequel to Consummation or read as a standalone. Just a little sliceoflife conversation between Dale and Foxglove on an interesting topic.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Consummation reviews
Sequel to HIWYHUD. Dale and Foxglove get married. Written many years ago during a period of burnout, so it's far from perfect. In particular I got the cat statue wrong and changed Midge's sex! Oh well.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Home is Where You Hang Upside Down reviews
My very first fan fic, written almost ten years ago. Foxglove returns and the Rangers meet two special guest stars. Plaese be kind.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
A Syllabus of Comedies reviews
This is a series of parodies. Be warned that the humor is a bit adult in the infantile meaning of that word, so younger children probably shouldn't read. I wrote this story many years ago and am glad to be able to post it here now.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Larry's Obsession Charlotte's Loss reviews
A look at two peripheral characters. My first selfposted fic at and my first KP fic.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Cousin Larry - Complete
Some Things Change, Some Things Stay the Same reviews
These words had an effect on Beastboy that were pure magic. It wasn't just the words it was who was speaking them. Who was sitting next to him. Who had her arm around his shoulder...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Kissing Booth reviews
When asked to take part in a "kissing booth" to raise funds for childhood diseases, Raven, attempting to preserve her 'tough girl' exterior, is reluctant to comply. Can a certain green shapeshifter convince her otherwise?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
Beast Boy: Fan Fiction Writer! reviews
All of us are familiar with what it's like to write fan fiction. But what happens when our very own Beast Boy decides to take a stab at one...and exactly what point is he trying to get across?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete