Author has written 4 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Skies of Arcadia, Digimon, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Welcome to my page! I am 24 years old and I am a guy. I am GAY and I like Gay parings! However, I also like Hetero stories/pairings and stories with pranks/jokes. I am a resident of the United States and enjoy reading.
NOTE TO AUTHORS: I FULLY feel that there is NEVER a reason to write-over and/or erase a story. Writing over a chapter ("updating" it or rewriting it truthfully) or erasing the story to rewrite it should NOT be done. Instead, start a new story while leaving a message on the original story as a new chapter. If you get rid of the original story, several negative consequences happen:
6/March/2014 - Another name added to the LOST. Still hate doing this... :( There is a request for anyone who has their Fanfics to come forward.
26/February/2014 - Added another name to the LOST. Hated doing this... :(
28/June/2013 - A while since an update. Added new title to new section: Abandoned. And added the "NOTE TO AUTHORS" above.
The LOST: The following authors have been found to have died while being a part of the Fanfiction community and as a memorial, this section is made to honor them.
Living Paradox - Passed away Approx. May-June 2011. See final chapter posted in many of the works updated the first of August 2011 for a friend's message.
The Element Commander - Passed away September 2013. Apparently died due to a disease. Wrote stories for the Smash Bros. category and apparently had a great story under the name of "We are the Smashers". Had a sequel in the works when he passed away. The profile and stories of this writer have been deleted. A friend alerted readers to Element Commander's death in "We are the Smashers: A Final Farewell". Apparently the stories have not been recovered. PLEASE message me if you find any copies of these stories.
MSgt SilverDollar - Passed away at 0308 hours, June 22, 2015. Was a great-great-Grandfather. His stories were interesting and the troubles he suffered in the last year were deep. I hope that he gets the afterlife he deserves.
The FORSAKEN: The following authors have been found to fail to learn when to act in fitting ways of the role of Author or Reviewer.
icefireSpirit Wolf - Has allowed stories to be posted at inappropriate ratings and has had stories where extremely Graphic Deaths of children be forced unexpectedly upon the Reader. Requests to understand why that is wrong were rebuffed with criticism and rage.
The ABANDONED: The following authors have been found to ABANDON FFNet and/or their readers and followers. This can be a partial abandonment by deleting just a few stories - that still ends in the author abandoning the story and the readers of that story.
esama - Abandoned FFNet and deleted all their stories. Apparently wanted to make RL stories and get them published. Gave only a week notice before deleting EVERYTHING from the internet. Rarely finished stories and such has left a lot of stories without conclusions. Correctly called themself a "selfish bastard". Stories are a bit hard to find now. Wrote HUNDREDS of stories and are all missed... Except the author.
I am a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Below are stories that I believe are great stories. They are separated by origin story, alphabetically.
Final Fantasy: (includes all Final Fantasy Games)
A Change of Fate by Kiera27 - Final Fantasy VIII and Harry Potter Crossover - Harry wins the war but is told that the Ministry will never leave him alone. Magic sends him to Terra where he takes up the name ...Sorceress... Orion... At least he is still male!
Consequence by anime-dark-fairy - Darkness is the enemy. The inverse of Mako. Poisoning the land and killing everyone. Cloud gets sent back to prevent the damage of Jenova in an attempt to stop Darkness before it gets too firm a foothold. M/M content.
Of Lions and Monkeys by Beware the Ice - Final Fantasy VIII and IX Crossover - Both Squall and Zidane have lost their women in one way or another. When one falls into the other's world, can Zidane keep his hands out of Squall's pants? Yaoi.
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld - Cloud goes back in time. This time will be different. Better. Except he gets noticed too easily. Now what is he suppose to do when the TURKS are trying to draft him?
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage - Cloud gets sent back in time, however he isnt interested in saving the world again. Instead he takes up a job as a janitor... but why does he keep running into Sephiroth?
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda - Harry gets saved from the graveyard by calling out. Rescued by his family's enslaved demons, he takes the political world by storm. How? Oh, yeah. Harry is the KING.
Harebrained Heritage by Maken - Story is about Harry finding out about his heritage, the wacky Potter family with all the fun times and the most severe case of WEIRD that the Wizarding World have ever seen. M/M featured. Possibly abandoned.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot (Complete) 50 Chapters - An excellent, excellent story where Harry, after Year 5, goes on a trip to see the world before that prophecy kills him. On the way, all sorts of weird situations cause Harry to be confused with a multimillennial- age Dark Lord seeking to repay the world for his evil doings. Has a sequel.
Escape Artist by Fiorea - "Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. MinaNaru, shounen-ai, angst, timetravel."
Fox Love by Ashchu97 (Complete) 1 Chapter - Naruto and Kurama love one another. In order for Naruto to live for as long as Kurama, he must shed his human form and become like Kurama, a 9-Tailed Demon Fox. The event may just scare Konoha more than Naruto on a sugar high.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter (Complete) 27 Chapters - Naruto gets crippled as a child, as his limbs are puppets, the Civilian Council bans him from going to the school, while the limbs prevent him from becoming a shinobi. Not that something as simple as that would stop Naruto...
Rise of the Chained Souls by StormFox02 - Naruto's hatred attracts the Heartless who then attempt to consume him. Instead, the combination of the seal, his parents, and the Kyuubi makes them into his pets. Using these Akutama, Naruto is able to enslave anyone he wishes. He uses these special Heartless to build his harem.
The Academic by Jawsett - Naruto meets a lady Who is an Academic. She finds and uses the Kyuubi as a power source to enable Naruto to become an Academic too and using his technology, he prepares to become a powerful shinobi.
Zelda, The Legend of:
The Triforce Wars by ryttu3k (Complete) 15 Chapters - Link finishes OoT. He is sent back and lives the Child timeline for 8 years before Zelda calls him back to the Temple. He fell into friendship and love for Sheik. Then he lost him at the end of the Imprisoning War. She sends him back in time to be with him. Link/Sheik.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: 'Knowing when to come in out of the rain', 'Why the early bird gets the worm', 'Life isn't always fair' and 'Maybe it was my fault'.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies ('Don't spend more than you can earn') and reliable strategies ('Adults, not children, are in charge'). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports started pouring in such as a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only continued to worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. His health declined even further when schools were required to get Parental Consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student, but were unable to inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense's life took a sharp decline as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became recognized as businesses, and criminals started receiving better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense had a major medical attack when it was ruled that you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home, and that burglar could sue you for the assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, "Truth" and "Trust" years prior; his wife, "Discretion" 20 years ago, his daughter, "Responsibility" soon after, and his son, "Reason" just soon after his sister.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; "I Know My Rights", "Someone Else Is To Blame", and "I'm A Victim". They have already started arguing over his possessions. Not many attended his funeral, so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall always remember you, Mr. Sense.
Food for Thought - This was obtained from another User's Profile and it was claimed as a True Story.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now, consider the following: Every decision you make is a position to improve yourself. You can always take a step forward and help others or stay where you are. The journey you call Life will not get anywhere unless you make the effort. When your Life is over, you will want to say you did something and went somewhere. Not that you sat around watching others struggle to stand against hardship. I will be standing right next to them as a lighthouse in their storm. They will never be lose and alone with me there to help and I hope someone will be there for me if I am ever adrift on those treacherous seas.
The following are story ideas that I would like to see. If anyone would like to use any, please tell me. Other than that, I don't care. the only reason that I want to know is so I can (and will) place the story here as advertisement and as approval.
A Diamond in the Rough: Naruto has a bloodline that Sarutobi tells him of the day Naruto became a ninja. Quite abnormal, but still useful, Naruto has the ability to use gems as weapons. Sapphires, Emeralds, Rubies, and Diamonds allow Naruto to preform bizarre stunts. Big problem though, How does NARUTO get money for gems? I also want the necklace Tsunade gave Naruto to be an Emerald. Also, if anyone does use this idea, how neat would it be if Sarutobi gave a diamond to Naruto and he sealed Haku away from his death, thus saving him?
Things for thought, Naruto and Harry Potter.
Sasuke/Naruto From Naruto: (I always write the Seme/Uke way) I really don't see Naruto submitting to Sauske after all that he goes through. I do see Naruto/Sasuke happening and do enjoy those stories but the Sasuke/Naruto stories always has Naruto being helpless or Sasuke's slave. Naruto wants to be the most powerful to PROTECT his precious people. Why would he throw that away for Sasuke?
The Character - Sasuke From Naruto: I really don't like him. He has the entire village at his beck and call. He has a bloodline and has Kakashi only training him. Then he leaves, Why? Because Naruto trains his tail off and gets a little power. Then Sasuke gets the Cursed Seal and guess what? Thats right he almost KILLS Naruto. Let me get this right... Sasuke Curse Seal = Automatic power enough to kill the Kyuubi. (the 'Lifepower' of Naruto)
Timetravel to the Age of the Marauders From Harry Potter: I really like timetravel to the past. This includes stories that someone goes back to the beginning of the story and redo their entire history. However, why do some people insist on sending Harry, Hermione, and other people to the Marauders Age? I can not stand the idea of the pairings involved and while I enjoy Incest and Yaoi, I cannot stand hearing Harry pine for his father when he is the same age as Harry.
The Council from Naruto: According to what I know, a council is a group that advises a leader. They take care of less important objectives and leave the leader with the more important duties. From what I see, The council in Naruto doesn't do any of its required duties. They are against the best for Konoha if they continually support Danzo and his ideals as well as being against the Hokage. WHY would the Council want to lead Konoha into a war when their own people would end up dieing? Even moreso, Where do they get their power? The Hokage has to do countless paperwork and they spend their time arguing and trying to weaken Naruto and others. (I get the impression that Anko was effected by their "noble" work) May the almighty being above us all please bless the authors that put them in their place.
Older People/Naruto From Naruto: Why does everyone want Naruto with someone older? (Mostly). I do not and can not see Naruto getting with the following people: Anko, Tsunade, Kurenai, Shizune, etc...
AU and what it means: People seem to use this term far too much. AU stands for Alternate Universe (AR stands for Alternate Reality). This is used when characters are placed in a whole new world. This is NOT when the book or show splits off from the story. Examples are below:
These stories are AU:
Harry Potter Highschool fic. Everyone in highschool (maybe named Hogwarts). May include magic. No storyline from Harry Potter books.
Naruto falls into a portal and is trained to become a Dragon Rider. (From Eragon - Inheridence Cycle)
These stories are NOT AU:
Harry Potter is kidnapped by the mafia because he is their next leader. He uses his position to defeat Voldemort.
Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha and travels to Wave. There, he finds Haku, alive for some reason, and together they begin to build their own village. The timeline/storyline of Naruto still is the same (Orochimaru attacks Konoha, Akatsuki is still after Naruto, Sandaime still dies)
The main difference is if the storyline is continued after the fanfiction has split from the main story. If it does, the story is an AR. If it doesn't follow the storyline at all, then it is an AU.
The Character - Sakura From Naruto: I really can not say enough about how I hate this individual. I have seen many fanfictions where naruto brings Sasuke back and she starts hitting him. If Sasuke was retrieved from the VoTE, I really see Sakura trying to kill Naruto. Just because Sasuke was hurt. Bash her until she bleeds rainbows. (or until dead.)
Naruto/Sakura from Naruto: See above, I do not ever see Naruto happy with someone that hurts him continuously. Burn in Hell Sakura.
Naruto's Kage Bunshin from Naruto: I do not hate using clones per say, however I disagree with the idea of making 100s to learn another ability faster. I believe Naruto can learn from Kage Bunshin but is unable to do anything else. The only thing a Kage Bunshin should be able to do is learn an easier way of performing a task. For example: Clones shouldn't be able to increase chakra through chakra control exercises (tree-climbing, water-walking, etc...) but instead find easier ways to perform them. Anyone that preforms the same task multiple times will tend to find faster or more efficient ways of performing. This is what Kage Bunshin should be focused on. That and learning. It tends to show with reading a book: If I had one clone read a book and then merge back, I could say I have read the book. If I instead had 50 read that same book, I would better remember that book, however would still only have read that book. 50 times of course, but there is nothing new to read after the first time. Kage Bunshin should only have 5 purposes: 1-spying/surveillance, 2-mass learning (raid library), 3-enemies for training, 4-stress reliever (same thing as 3), and 5-for battle.
Main Uke Syndrome from everywhere: I am gay so please look at this problem from my perspective. Why does every yaoi pairing seem to center around the main (male) character being the uke all the time? I really do not see why the same person pushing the story always has to be bottom. On top of that, why does this main uke almost always seem to be paired with his greatest rival/the one that took everything away? Below is a compilation of the most popular yaoi pairings containing the "main uke" that I disagree with:
Sasuke/Naruto - Naruto - see above
Do people really hate the main character so much that they would toss this main character to the one person hating them the most? Even if love could happen, why would these people allow themselves to be dominated by a person that has done such evil to them?
This is further compounded by stereotypes. A Dominate/Seme person in the relationship is not always the tallest, biggest, strongest, or cockiest. The opposite is also true for the Submissive/Uke. I am a seme. I am also short. I enjoy having the person I am with to surround me in hugs and affection. I am still the person who will kick the rear of anyone who bothers the person I love. It may be physical. I have been known to throw 100 pound tables at people. It may be socially. I have been known to expose secrets in a massive scale in the past. It may just be emotional. But I am the one who takes care of the problems. And I do not receive. So, who is the Seme and who is the Uke in my relationship? Here is a hint if you couldn't tell from the beginning of this paragraph, I don't follow stereotypes well...