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Joined 07-21-15, id: 6958158, Profile Updated: 05-24-24
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Misc. Books.

TROTTER What a lovely smell of bacon!
MASON Yes, sir. I reckon there's enough smell of bacon in 'ere to last for dinner.
TROTTER Well, there's nothing like a good fat bacon rasher when you're as empty as I am.
MASON I'm glad you like it fat, sir.
TROTTER Well, I like a bit o' lean, too.
MASON There was a bit of lean in the middle of yours, sir, but it's kind of shrunk up in the cooking.
TROTTER Bad cooking, that's all. Any porridge?

Journey's End (Act II, Scene 1), R.C. Sherriff


Stories:

Lord of the Rings

It's A Long, Long Way: One attempt among many on this website to redeem the ever-popular 'Girl-Falls-into-Middle-Earth' 'fic. No romance or tenth walkers. Intended for readers who have tired of the topoi but not of the genre.

The Other One: Companion piece to IaLLW.

An Invisible Line: Standalone 1 shot. The effects of the Fall of Sauron in the Golden Wood.

Elsie Dinsmore

Ronald Conly Stops By: A brief thought experiment on what might have happened had a member of the family taken the step Isadore was prevented from taking in Elsie's Children.


Note: Just because I write fanfiction of certain books doesn't mean I endorse everything in them. Many people have problems with the Elsie series and perhaps rightly so. I just find the extensive cast of characters and their complete lack of personality a perfect sandbox for an author who cannot be bothered to create personages of their own from scratch.

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The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6579 - Favs: 15,626 - Follows: 18,101 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Abjured by San Antonio Rose reviews
In which the Witch-king of Angmar meets his Maker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
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Ronald Conly Stops By
1915. Ronald Conly, grandson of Elsie's Aunt Louise, has thrown his devoutly Presbyterian clan into disarray by converting to Catholicism and enrolling in a priestly seminary. Half a year into his studies, he makes a visit to his favourite cousin. An 'Elsie Dinsmore' fanfiction.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Published: 5/24
An Invisible Line reviews
DRABBLE: The One Ring is destroyed, and the Golden Wood knows.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2022 - Complete
It's A Long, Long Way reviews
A rogue stick grenade blasts 2nd Lieutenant Ernest Thornhill and Sergeant Bertie Davies far from the Battle of the Somme. It would be a welcome break from the mud, if they could communicate with the locals...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,958 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 7/23/2015 - OC - Complete
The Other One reviews
'PVT James Bight, Royal Berkshire Regiment. K.I.A.' We are now aware that Sergeant Davies and his platoon commander were whisked off to Rhudaur on the first of July, nineteen-sixteen. But another name in that evening's Times was claimed by that selfsame grenade. Accompanying drabble to 'It's a Long, Long Way'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Complete