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Author has written 14 stories for Artemis Fowl, Phantom of the Opera, and Harry Potter.

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Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 6,656 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Spirit Sabre by shadowweaver1 reviews
An enemy in disguise. A new friendship. A crashing world. All depends on a single scroll... Takes place as if EC never happened COMPLETE. Undergoing cosmetic surgery.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,258 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Take it on the Run by Moczo reviews
The Knight Captain is pregnant, and the father is missing. More surprisingly, so is the baby's grandfather...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
CPS by WitchWolf reviews
They are pale. They are shuddering. They’re out of character and out of their minds as well. They are the “romantic interests” and in bad need of an aspirin. And we provide. Welcome to the CPS – the Character Protection Society.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
Winding Thread by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
Oneshot. Briar comforts Sandry after she wakes from a nightmare. Slightest Briar x Sandry. Spoilers for The Will of the Empress. Rating is for safety.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Erik's Dark Lullaby reviews
EC Erik is dead. Christine returns to the Opera to keep her promise to take care of Erik's body, but the phantom is quite alive, and quite desperate to keep her with him forever. When all hope seems lost, will one man risk everything for love?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,884 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005
Hawthorn and Unicorn Hair by Argenteus Draco reviews
Deathly Hallows Spoilers. The one thing that Harry and Draco have shared in common. A wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mother's Intuition by DallaLuna reviews
DH SPOILERS! Andromeda Tonks says goodbye to her daughter before the final battle. Hastily written, slightly pointless angst. Therapy for my complete and utter depression.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
My Father by Wuff reviews
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS! It's Christmas and Teddy feels lonely. Maybe his godfather can help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Worst Joke by N.E.Desperado reviews
DH SPOILERS. George's POV So he was in the forbidden forest trying to deny the existence of a fact that he knew he’d have to face, have to live with even if he felt like dying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Over The Moon by Lady Bracknell reviews
Having made tentative admissions that all their sniping was a smokescreen for something other than animosity, Remus and Tonks test the romantic waters with a first date, little suspecting how choppy the waters will become.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,861 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Common Thing by PenInHand9 reviews
After a stinging fight with Briar, Sandry runs away, leaving her nobility behind her. Will she come back? Only time will tell... R&R Rating is an extreme caution, prolly wont be that bad but im to lazy to figure that out now
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Circle of Magic - Complete
To Lure a Dragon by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sequel to Vivian Vande Velde's Dragon's Bait Selendrile may have asked Alys to stay with him, but can a dragon and a human exist together? Or are they doomed to fail from the beginning? ::Chapter 21:: The rating just went up.
Dragon's Bait - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,549 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
How to be Dead by attica reviews
“But you do,” his face breaking into a brilliant smile, summoning little jackhammers upon her heart, as if he was pleased and delighted with this piece of terrible news. “You do fancy me. Dear Merlin, Hermione Granger, you’re in love with me.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Crossroad Keep's Snow Day by Sisanae reviews
It's winter in Crossroad Keep, so the Captain and her companions celebrate the only way they know how...SNOWBALL FIGHT!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Afterwards by Moczo reviews
The party that fights together, stays together. But the party that gets caved in together in a very small space soon comes to realize that they really don't like each other that much.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Apollo's Captive by gemathyst reviews
[COMPLETED] Paris was my partner in crime. Hector was my refuge. But Achilles was my world. [BriseisAchilles]
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,921 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
The Smell of Destiny by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
TOHRU HONDA: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You've gone and bought yourself the TOHRU HONDA unit from our catalogue and don't know how to put it to use? Well, this manual's been made to help you out! Done with full permission from Theresa Green.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Tohru H. - Complete
Holiday Decorations by grab bag reviews
Holiday challenge at murkingfantasy. Alys decorates for the holidays. Selendrile is hot. Mistletoe induced fluff ensues.
Dragon's Bait - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Gift by Lady Bracknell reviews
On the day of Bill and Fleur’s wedding, Harry appears not to be in the party mood. He and Remus have a heart to heart about the future, love, and doing the noble prat thing. RLNT, HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Curses! by Riventhorn reviews
Harry and Draco accidentaly cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss by His Spectacles reviews
When you think about it, there are plenty of kisses in Harry's life...HPDM, postHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where do babies come from? by warriorprincess27 reviews
Momiji's asked the question. It's his loss.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Momiji S.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6155 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Standing There By You by EyesofEmerald reviews
Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 246,975 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Proposal Fit for Eris by Sequ3stered reviews
Tonks drives Remus insane and he's going to tell her so. But distraction arrives in the form of breakfast, and something entirely different ensues. [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Forever Ago by crookshanks87 reviews
A complete time travel story. Memory loss and the Maruaders. Sirius, Severus, and secrets. Harry meets the Maruaders sending him on a journey so he can finally find peace once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,774 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bartimaeus Fanfiction Academy by Grim and Mogget reviews
A Miss Cam authorized spinoff: In which BadFic authors get their fannies kicked...er, are taught the finer points of writing by a Grim headmistress, a veritable army of goblin imps, and, of course, the irate canon characters.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Eternity On That Little Step by Eris Mackenzie reviews
“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Disembark by OCP reviews
His sweating hands are still on the railing when Ryan places his down, and neither boys move their touching fingers away. For a second, nothing is wrong. And he didn't even have to jump. SLASH RYANTROY BOYxBOY get it?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
The Spark by refloc reviews
It was growing the spark. Or so she thought. But Artemis had just betrayed her. And not just her. The People. And he was smiling. The whole time. NOTHING new. I was editing. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,415 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Alone by grab bag reviews
Selendrile's fevered thoughts after Alys abandoned him to get help removing the iron shackle. One shot, first person, implied Alys/Selendrile.
Dragon's Bait - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Twenty One Against the Dealer by TheRabidHOBBITFangirls reviews
First solo fic by Aye. GeneFinny. He burns every pack of cards in the house, lets them burn away, scatter to ashes and dust and twisted bits of plastic. The neighbors call the next morning, to say that they saw some hoodlum trying to arson Gene's house.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Just Another Day by LordLanceahlot reviews
Jack takes Ann to his favorite diner, a place where his play ideas were born and where Carl proposed that fateful trip, he plans it to be romantic... but an obnoxious waiter might change that...
King Kong - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Vow of Vengeance by thisarylwren reviews
AU. AchillesBriseis. Paris doesn't kill Achilles that night in Troy, but as Paris, Achilles, and Briseis flee the city and struggle to carve a new life for themselves, the desire for revenge ever bubbles beneath the surface of their uneasy truce.
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,626 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Pomegranate by the original coda reviews
COMPLETE. From her lover's arms on the beaches of Troy, through a journey with Aeneas and a capture in Carthage, and back to Greece as a pawn of war, this is the tale of Briseiswho has travelled far to hear that Achilles did not die in Troy.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Game of Chess by Bowles reviews
There were once three champions: the mastermind, the rebel, and the spirit. Yet they didn't know that they, like all beings, were just pawns in the greatest game ever played. [Written before Book 3]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,837 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Footfalls Within My Heart by evalanis reviews
Fourteen moments in the life of one Remus J. Lupin from the age of eleven to thrity eight. Some Slash. RLSB. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Series of Important Talks by Gilded Muse reviews
The converstaions of Peter, James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius about love, poofs, and why teenage boys should never be left to work things out by themselves. Slash. SiriusRemus. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Excitement and Adventure and Really Wild Things by ChicaFrom3 reviews
Zaphod reflects on Trillian, love, and improbability. Set during Life, The Universe, and Everything.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
despite themselves by Calliope Jones reviews
Well, I figured I should add my take on RLNT. future HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
When It Rains by Gilded Muse reviews
Everything important in Remus's life happens when it rains. SiriusRemus slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,185 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
This is Not a Journal by PenguinBuddy reviews
James Potter writes in an idea notebook about all of the creative methods he uses to ask Lily Evans out. How far will James go to win her heart? Find Counterpart to In This Journal. Complete! Written pre-HBP/DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,087 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caving by BrienneofThrace reviews
How did Remus finally cave after the hospital wing scene? My take on the discussion that caused the hand holding at the funeral. RemusTonks, rather fluffy. Though not too nauseating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Persephone by Ssergit reviews
Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks have an interesting encounter in the library, while discussing muggle mythology. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Heartbreak of the Fathers by x-Faux-x reviews
Missing Moment from OotP during the Christmas hols. Harry sees something that makes him wonder what it's like to have a father, and Sirius takes it upon himself to show him. Chaos ensues. Chapter III now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
Kiss Me Hard by Nienna's Scriptorium reviews
A series of seven vignettes. Christian finishes his masterwork: the detail of his affair with Satine, but months after her death, he still finds his greatest inspiration in his haunting memories, as he shifts in and out of the present. COMPLETE.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Christian, Satine - Complete
Hermione's Secret Diary by Selene13 reviews
After Harry and Hermione died in a car accident, the gang found Hermione's diary in their house, uncovering a romantic secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,997 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life by Delphina Evans reviews
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present...8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life. You have been warned. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
One Minute To Live by Stiggy reviews
Parts taken from 'The Opal Deception'. Oneshot fic. What was Commander Julius Root thinking in the last minute of his life?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Julius R. - Complete
Those Forgotten by ObliviousTrace reviews
We aren't all meant to be heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Marauders Unveiled by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests. This story was a contest finalist!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2005 - George W., Remus L. - Complete
Study on the Benefit of Private Snogging by SeeStar reviews
So, just how did Fred and George find out about Bill and Fleur’s ‘Eeenglish lessons’? (Little one-shot. Characters: Bill, Fred and George Weasley with mentions of Fleur)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Bill W., George W. - Complete
A Long Way Down by Glittering Pegasus reviews
“It all depends on your definition of ‘dead.’ The law says I’m dead. I have a grave plot and a head stone. But I’m breathing, aren’t I?”
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2005
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
How to Break a Guy Who Doesn't Care by Lady Awesomepants reviews
Just some drabble I wrote about Zaphod after he figures out Trillian doesn't love him. Complete, one-shot.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
As Warriors by Bowles reviews
As warriors, as soldiers, as demons, as slaves, we are compelled to fight for causes we do not believe in.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
But I Thought I'd Never Meet You by En Parodia reviews
I know there are a lot of James-going-into-the future fics flying around, but give this one a shot. From flight to fright to fight! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,470 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Evilism reviews
AU. When Artemis's mirrored contact lenses slipped during the mind wipe, he finds himself telling the utter truth for once. Er, second posting.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2004
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
With Every Breath by Phasera reviews
The fight that changes everything. (KyouYuki, rated for language, 3 parts)
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
In This Journal by PenguinBuddy reviews
Lily keeps a journal of all the times James Potter asks her out and of all the things he does to try and win her over along the path to true love. Complete! Written pre-HBP/DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,575 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Eavesdropping by Abigail-Nicole reviews
The entire Order of the Phoenix inc. eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Feast for the Senses by mosylu reviews
As the wizarding world descends into war, Tonks and Remus discover an unexpected intimacy. This story has five chapters and is NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Shifting Circles by Qwi-Xux reviews
When Briar returns to Winding Circle, he immediately finds himself thrown into a plot that will affect not only Emelan, but the mage world as a whole. SandryXBriar fic, co-written with Sache8 --COMPLETE
Circle Opens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,158 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
How To Get Rid Of Malfoy by citcat299 reviews
Harry's educational guide to getting rid of Malfoy. [ be afraid...be very afraid] please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Werewolf and Metamorph by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. Lupin's life changes irrevocably when he meets a young, clumsy witch named Tonks. Rated R for language, violence, sexual situations and mature themes. Spoilers for OotP. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,238 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Notes by She's a Star reviews
During one particularly tedious History of Magic class, the trio exchanges notes (much to Hermione's chagrin) and a few things are made clear for the ever-clueless Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twisted Letters by alydhe reviews
Tom Riddle agonizes over his list of dark lord names, and chooses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3107 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/8/2002
I Hate That I Don't Hate You by Miss Chips reviews
A Sandry/Briar thing. It's a bunch of vignettes that slowly tell the progression of Sandry and Briar's relationship.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2001 - Published: 7/6/2001
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Haircut reviews
Right after Holly gets a job in the LEP, she cuts her hair. Each auburn lock falling through the floor makes her think about choices, and especially their consequences. What will happen after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,227 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Don't Think reviews
Don’t think about death, don’t think of his laughter, don’t think about what, could possibly come after...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Halloween, 2001 reviews
Because history has to repeat itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Quills reviews
Harry has always wondered about quills. Why doesn’t Hogwarts just use pens? A joking conversation with Luna ends up into a heartfelt confession and a deep realization. Implied HPLLish. PostHbP, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
What Is It reviews
Post HbP. Harry sits at his desk in class, unmoving. One person decides she's had enough, and wants to get him back with his friends. Includes a poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Harry P.
What We Want reviews
Harry takes to wandering back around the school in the very end of sixth year, and finds once again the Mirror of Erised. What will he see in the mirror, and will he be happy about it? Oneshot. Post HbP, spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
You'll Save Me reviews
Ginny reflects on all the times she knew a certain guy, from when she first met him, to when they broke apart. Halfblood Prince spoilers. Poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Redemption reviews
A poem about Holly, and what she thinks during the stressed short period of time that we all know as when Commander Root died.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Holly S., Julius R.
Counting Down reviews
Erik remembers all the things Christine did to him... good and bad. From Raoul to the one kiss Christine and him shared in his lair, everything is clear. A poem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/9/2005
Unmasked reviews
Poemfic, basically the whole movie in a poem. Very long, especially for a poem. Based on the 2004 movie.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005
Today reviews
Poemfic. Artemis remembers all Butler did for him. Very short, but it's a poem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Artemis F., Butler
Passing through Insane Lane reviews
Angeline Fowl is insane. See the world through her eyes as she goes through life crazy. What was the true story behind the beings that haunted her at night?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior
Beneath reviews
PoemOne-chapter. Artemis wonders what people really think of him. Are the eyes really the window to the soul?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005
The Ride Back reviews
Artemis regains his memories. An enraged Council sends Holly and Root to abduct and remindwipe him, and the ride back is filled with silence and glares. One-chapter. I don't own Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer does.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005