Author has written 4 stories for Danny Phantom, Resident Evil, and Elder Scroll series.
My profile picture is a making of my own and related to my story, Alone I Break. SO DON'T FUCKING USE IT!!! Find the full picture here http://black-wolf-of-hell.deviantart.com/art/Alone-I-Break-194968836
Hi! Tomed Ceht here, AKA Hylian Cheese.
WHATS SHAKIN BACON?!
So, you've stumbled upon my humble profile. Take a look around, you may find something you like! Though I don't have many stories here, maybe you'll take a fancy to the few I do have posted. Neato, huh? Well cool, take a read and relax my friends, I write to please and I hope you'll find my writing style sufficiant and pleasing to the eyes and mind. Take the time to review my work as well, I'm always open to constructive critisim... as long as you're not an asshole about it. Other than that, enjoy your stay on Tomed Ceht's page!
I'm Wiccan and Gay. I proudly support my religion and my sexual orientation. Don't like it? Well, can't help you there.
People tell me that I tend to be too serious a lot. I like to take a serious approach on things that need to be looked at seriously. I am a spaz when the going is good though .
I Proudly say that I smoke Newport 100s! Best. Cigarette. Ever.
I like cream and sugar in mah coffee!
PLEASE SEND ALL BETA READER REQUEST TO MY PERSONAL EMAIL! (I guarantee they will be responded to much faster this way.) Tomedceht@yahoo.com
HEY?! WHAT THE HELL DO I LIKE?!
Resident Evil (the entire series. Anything with Ada and Leon is a double love), The Legend of Zelda, The Elder Scrolls Series, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, The Inheritance Cycle, South Park, Teen titans, Stargate SG1, And More!
I love Any form of Rock music. Metal, punk you name it. I think your eyes would fall out if I posted all the bands I like. =3
WHAT SHIPPINGS DO I CONDONE?!
Aela the HuntressxFemale Dragonborn
Daniel JacksonxSamantha Carter
Daniel JacksonxJack O'Neill
and a few others... but not near as much.
STORIES I HAVE AUTHORED FOR:(Slightly altered descriptions for overview purposes. Though they don't give away the story ;P)
One Last Kiss: Danny Phantom Oneshot. Walker shows up in Amity Park and gives Danny the most difficult decision of his life. Give up his soul, or Sam's? A bit of an older fic, but a pleasing read nonetheless. Check out my own picture to help illustrate the story! Here at http://black-wolf-of-hell.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=72#/dy4ask
I can't tell you and I never will: ITS FUCKING FINISHED SO QUIT YER BITCHIN. The Sequel to 'One Last Kiss'. While Danny has been enduring hell in prison, our lovely Sam is assaulted in the worst way imaginable. She can't tell him, and if she can help it, she never will. If you consider reading this one, skip to the last chapter to save yourself some brain hemorrhaging. Trust me on this one. KIDSAFE VERSION HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN,
Alone I break: Resident Evil story in the works. Ever since the events of Raccoon City, Leon has harbored an undying affection for Ada, though he knows he will never be able to sate his desires. After the events in Spain, Leon is finding it harder to cope as Ada flutters in and out of his life. Perhaps it is true what they say; if you are alone, you will break. I'm certainly loving where this story is going, and I have a thick and juicy plot planned out already. If you are a current reader or a new one, stick around for the ride. This one is going to be interesting ;). Already contains sexual situations, so shield your eyes kiddies.
Elusive Prey: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim story in the works. Aela wasn't called 'the Huntress' for nothing and she upheld the title with great pride. So when a mysterious woman unexpectedly barges into her life, she can't help but begin the hunt. Oh this one is definitely going to be a good one, I promise you. I love Aela the Huntress with a passion and decided to give a little more insight to her character, as the game doesn't give her near enough of a background. This fic will contain Female/female, so watch out you underage little hamsters. This is an Adult fiction for a reason!
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Runescape?! Hell yeah!
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CONDENSED VERISON!! =D
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Real Name: Erica Hill
Place of Residence: Florida
Cigarette of choice: Newport 100s
Bold everything that you believe you are being stereotyped by
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.(Emmett Cullen lol.)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (Well I kind of am but... whatever...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction and spend all of my money on weed
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm slightly OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (Does HS Graduation count? Its a fucking broken piece of shit anyway.)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Well, I am a lesbian. ;D)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm UNDER 18, so I MUST be an irresponsible child