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Author has written 38 stories for Tales of Symphonia, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Naruto, Earthbound, Doctor Who, Sonic the Hedgehog, Batman, and Jurassic Park.

I'm Monopoly, and between school and work I don't really have the inspiration to write anymore.

But to all the people who still read and review my previous works, especially the ones that will now probably never be completed: thank you. I hope you continue to enjoy it.

People who are filled with awesome: pocketnin, azerath.metrion, MegaRose. By all means, go read their stuff.

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Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,935 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as 'different'. (Chapter 19 update: AT LONG LAST, THEY HAVE LEFT THE CAMP! Thank God.)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 148,444 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Quotient by ideasmaps reviews
Donna Noble, Rose Tyler, the new Doctor and the art of being less than what you were.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Mr Robinson by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Post DH. Severus Snape survives. But, he's a little crazy, so he heads to Lily's old house and passes out on her doorstep. Fortunately, a kindly Muggle nurse finds him and takes him to the mental institution where she works. Complete, loved writing this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,217 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 4,932 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Long Way for a Shortcut by netgirly2k reviews
Obviously half-inching the TARDIS when the Doctor wasn't looking was not a decision they'd come to lightly. AU for Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2008
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 884 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Learning by Flaignhan reviews
Jenny has a lot to learn. Luckily she has a good teacher, and he's not that bad a dad, either. Spoilers for The Doctor's Daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Stratagem by pocketnin reviews
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne. MOVIEVERSE CROSSOVER.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Walk Like Men by Kenya Starflight reviews
On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Missing by Misato reviews
During the year she's missing Jackie never stops looking for Rose. One night she gets some unexpected help. Jackie Tyler, Captain Jack Harkness.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Little Harry by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. No Magic. Harry Potter starts first grade one week later than everyone else. Going through the years with no friends, can be hard on a child. The bullying seems to have no end. What's a little boy to do? Oneshot. The sequel is now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Hardest Riddle by Wheezy1 reviews
Harry acquires the ability to travel dimensions, gathering training and skills so he can eventually defeat Voldemort. Independent Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore, eventual HPGW. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,558 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Idiots from the Fifth Dimension by Seldavia reviews
Ganon from the cartoon series transports Ganondorf from Twilight Princess to his world. Can Ganondorf find his way home before the inhabitants of this world drive him insane?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Admiring with the Heart by pocketnin reviews
Kakashi's on a mission to uncover a conspiracy threatening the village. When his adversary turns out to be a dark figure from Iruka's past, they both must work together to save Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Scientific Method by Spoofmaster reviews
Martha Jones discovers one of the Doctor's less sanitary habits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
A Special Kind of Love by Dark-English-Rose reviews
Martha and Jack return to the TARDIS early one evening to find something...weird going on... this contains CRACK, and the pairing is...unorthodox. You have been warned.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Hourglass by wyldcat reviews
He heard his scream from across the universe. And he came running. Like always. Tenth Doctor, postLotTL Master. Warning: character death.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Phobia by Darkest-Doctor reviews
Jack wants to know what the Doctor is afraid of. JackDoctor slash oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing the Mind Game by Serpentseeker reviews
Harry thought Snape would sooner adopt him than let them play games in class. Now, under the legal guardianship of Snape, what happens when he brings up this thought over dinner? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Invalid by Flaignhan reviews
She wondered whether her Hippocratic oath applied in the Time Vortex. [Ten Martha friendship]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Come Running by Flaignhan reviews
He wondered if he should just land the Tardis in the middle of her flat. She wished he'd just stop messing about and demand that she help defeat some alien presence with him. [Spoilers for LotTL]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
It's Nothing by HotCrossPigeon reviews
The Tenth Doctor gets ill, what can Rose and Jack do when the TARDIS is on the blink and they're stuck with a disgruntled Jackie Tyler?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - 10th Doctor
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
18, Goshawk Avenue by Flaignhan reviews
Mr and Mrs Jones, they had called themselves. Naturally, the neighbours had begun to gossip. [barely spoilers for Blink]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 140 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,660 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Bitter Glass by Cyranothe2nd reviews
AU Padme wakes from a coma 20 years after the events of RotS and finds a very different galaxy. Updated after a millinium and FINISHED. Please read and review, let me know what you all think....
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Blood red roses by MegaRose reviews
Kurama has reached the end of his rope. He's worried if his mother will find out who he is and if the gang will find out who he was. His only vice is cutting.Warning suicide...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Kurama M.
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Either Way by samvimes reviews
The fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/25/2003
Owed by samvimes reviews
Rosie made a promise to John Keel about young Sam Vimes, and got her reward...but not in a way either of them expected.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003
Always For You by darkcyan reviews
[One Shot] Monologue from the point of view of Frog. Thoughts on his relationship with Cyrus.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Frog - Complete
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Ray Arnold's Last Stand reviews
One shot. The Man wants you to believe that Ray Arnold was ripped apart by raptors. The Man is wrong. Inside, one may view the admittedly short awesome end that befell everybody's favorite cynic/chain smoker/guy who called Dennis a slob, Ray Arnold.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Time Goes By reviews
One shot. Majora's Mask fic, spoilers through Stone Tower Temple. Link has all the time in the world, but he can't save them all...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Link, Tatl - Complete
Red Vs Blue reviews
One shot. Four Swords Adventures. Red/Blue. This is the progression of a relationship that will never be. It is in the things they do, and the things they do not do. Personalities based on their portrayal in the corresponding manga.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Link - Complete
Bird Watching reviews
One shot. The time has come for Batman to take on a new Robin. What stands between the Dark Knight and his goal? A playground full of children, an angry mother and a can of Mace. The Batman doesn't stand a chance.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Getting the Record Straight reviews
One Shot. Dark Knight moviefic. Includes small spoilers. It is the opinion of the Gotham police force that the Joker would be easier to control if they knew his past and motivations. So it's lucky that he tells his story to all his victims, right? Right?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2008 - The Joker - Complete
The Uncontrollable Urge reviews
I never thought it was very fair that videogame characters have no choice but to follow the player's every command. Link's thoughts as a bad player tries to make it through Ocarina of Time. Could be considered selfinsertion if you hold your tongue right.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Link - Complete
A Tale of Three Sonics reviews
One shot. satAM/new adventures/Underground xover. Sonic and Sally are just trying to get away from some SWATbots when Sonic starts experiencing some odd sensations...Sort of a crackfic.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sonic, Sally - Complete
Entertainment Value reviews
The Doctor has never had a companion who couldn't keep themselves busy before; Donna is a little too social to keep herself entertained. The TARDIS may never get serviced again. Ten/Donna friendship. No spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Risky Business reviews
One shot. In a world where the Master never died, the Doctor comes to the realization that people under TARDIS arrest generally expect to be entertained. SimmMaster/10Doctor gen, small spoilers for Season 3 finale.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Out of the Cold reviews
After the Year that Never Was, the higher powers of Torchwood want action taken, leaving Jack with no choice but to arrest the Doctor. The Doctor trusts Jack, but does Jack trust himself? Spoilers for Doctor Who season 3 and Torchwood season 2.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
Moonlight Madness reviews
Oh, the moon landing's brilliant. We went four times."-Martha Jones, in Blink. They saw the moon landing four times. You'd think it wouldn't be that interesting...Unless, of course, you're traveling with the Doctor. This is a one shot. Vague-ish 10/Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
This One Time On The Train To Scotland reviews
One shot. A rather different Harry and Ron meet on the train. Shenanigans ensue. Isn't really finished, but isn't going to get worked on. If anybody would like to use the idea, drop me a line.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Survey of British Literature
A series of relatively short stories that I wrote during English class. They all make reference to or carry the theme of a work of British literature. Covers both Doctor Who and Torchwood. First story: Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,470 - Published: 5/10/2008
Mirror Mirror reviews
One Shot. Rose goes to work at Torchwood in the alternate universe and gets a surprise in her new partner. Also the Doctor is very paranoid. Set after Season 2 and before Season 4.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Electric Slide reviews
Harry Potter/Dr. Who crossover. After Voyaged of the Damned, the Doctor takes a trip back to the 90s and finds an unexpected companion in Percy Weasley.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2008
Happy Ending reviews
One Shot. Harry Potter/Dr. Who crossover. Torchwood picks up the energy that Hogwarts is giving off and mistakes it for alien technology. Jack gets sent to investigate, but finds more than he expected...Set any time after the end of Season 3.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Superior Beings reviews
One Shot. Martha logics the Doctor into submission. Set anytime before Utopia in season 3.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Sound of Silence reviews
One Shot. In the end, when the drums faded, what did he hear? Set at the end of Last of the Time Lords. 10/Master pseudo friendship.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Good Vibrations reviews
HP/Good Omens crossover. Everybody's favorite demon gets a job a Hogwarts to get away from the fuss over the antichrist and is living the good life until a certain angel shows up and makes a mess. The real issue, though:does Dumbledore's gaydar truly work
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Higher Ground reviews
One Shot. Snape is a brilliant dueler, a master of the Dark Arts and a darn good potions master. It stands to reason that he has enough wits about him to defend himself properly, yes? My Daddy requested this story, and I am happy to deliver. Big DH spoile
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
There's Something Rotten In Denmark reviews
One Shot. The signs had been there all along, and Harry felt a fool for not seeing it sooner. It was all too fishy. It always had been. Title yanked directly from Hamlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Something Beautiful reviews
One Shot. It's a perfect spring day, and Harry decides to search for something beautiful. This is a shamelessly happy fic. Set in sixth year, compliant with all the books. Happy papering to my junior, whom this was written for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
You Want Buying Some Piggy Jelly? reviews
One Shot. Ness is sick, Poo is on the path of self discovery, Paula is frustrated, and Jeff is a little scared. Mr. Saturn is in here somewhere, too. This is a tale that is a wee bit sappy and a lot silly. Doubt not the powers of piggy jelly.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Drastic Measures reviews
One Shot. Zelos let go of his manliness for a moment to trap Lloyd and company at Altessa's house, and someone won't let him forget it. Ever. Some small spoilers for Disc 2.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Zelos W., Lloyd I. - Complete
One Step Closer reviews
One Shot. A look at what might have happened if Naruto and company had shown a little more teamwork at that first class with Kakashi. Well, teamwork in a relative sense. This was, in fact, written in a postresearchpaper delirium. Fun is to be had by all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Normal Occurance reviews
One Shot. Oh, wow, a Halloween Costume Ball. It's the perfect opportunity for Harry to be a normal guy for a night. So why doesn't he want to go? Set in, I dunno, 6th year. Compliant with canon, as far as I can tell. Disclaimer: HP ain't mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
One Shot. His is a beautiful mind, fractured and reflecting like a stained glass window. Harry's mind did not survive the final encounter with Voldemort intact. Partly DH compliant. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life Is Good reviews
One Shot. Harry turns evil and slightly feminine, gathers a few followers and causes a bit of trouble for the Headmaster. On the bright side, they're having a darn good time doing it. Party party!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Let My Words Be Few reviews
One Shot. A silly bit of fluff that disregards all the books. Snape and Lily never had a fallingout, therefore Snape finds himself the guardian of a bouncing baby boy. Too bad the rest of wizarding England doesn't agree with the decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inspiration Strikes Again reviews
One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Somewhere In Hyrule reviews
One Shot. Zelda sent him back in time to have a normal childhood...Right after he swore an oath to always fight for Zelda and Hyrule. One wonders where this leaves Link in the end. OoT fic, slight spoilers for ending.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
And Why Didn't I Think of That? reviews
One Shot. Severus Snape discovers the value of nonwizard advice five years too late. Based on personal experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Credi, Bello? reviews
One Shot. Set after DH. A mix of an interesting day in Italian II class and my disgruntlement over having to write college application essays. Harry has to write about someone who has influenced him. He might not pick who you expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
An Idiot's Guide to Catching the Big One reviews
One Shot. Inspired by a letter published in Nintendo Power magazine. Nobody knew Ganondorf's true weakness... Except, apparently, Link. Twilight Princess fic, small spoilers for the ending.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Giant Hands reviews
One Shot. A look at how the Smash Bros. Stadium and tournament came into being. Doesn't take the new characters of Brawl into account. Rating probably unnecessary but T just in case.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Dancing For The Stars reviews
One Shot. A look at how I thought the game should have ended, darn it. Spoilers for Disc 2.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete