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Author has written 31 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Stargate: SG-1, Forgotten Realms, Lord of the Rings, NCIS, Small Soldiers, Elder Scroll series, Angel, Harry Potter, Neverwinter Nights, Baldur's Gate, Conan series, Known Space series, and Man From UNCLE.

My Works.

I started off in the Baldur's Gate fandom, moved over to the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' fandom and wrote almost exclusively in that for years, but more recently I've branched out into crossovers and a few other fandoms such as 'Stargate: SG1'. The main body of my writing is in a crossover universe called the 'Tabula Avatar' series, spinning off from the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' Season 6 episode 'Tabula Rasa' and crossing with multiple fandoms. I'm not writing it in strict chronological order; some stories are complete, some are Works In Progress, and a couple as yet exist only in draft form. Here is a complete outline of the entire series from beginning to end:

Tabula Avatar (WIP) (BtVS/Baldur’s Gate 2: Shadows of Amn)

The Trio get their hands on the 'Tabula Rasa' memory crystal and download the stored memories into the PC game 'Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn'. In a strange and lethal new world Buffy and the Scoobies find friends, romance, and deadly peril – and a magic that changes the entire galaxy in ways that no-one could have predicted.

The Whole of the Moon (Complete) (Baldur’s Gate 2: Shadows of Amn)

The goddess Shar tries to arrange a truce with her sister Selûne, seeking to end the millennia-old War of Light and Darkness, but things go catastrophically wrong. Yoshimo and Evelintra team up to rescue her – despite both being dead!

Dangerous Moonlight (Complete) (Baldur’s Gate 2: Shadows of Amn)

Eilistraee's new friendship with Shar doesn't go down well with her father and the other Elven gods. She meets with disapproval and then punishment - and then faces a brutal attack and a horrifying ordeal.

Tabula Avatar 2: Throne of Buffy (Draft only) (BtVS/Baldur’s Gate 2: Throne of Bhaal)

War rages across southern Faerûn as five powerful Bhaalspawn seek to eliminate all others and seize the power of the dead God of Murder. Amelyssan the Blackhearted, last High Priestess of Bhaal, plans a shattering betrayal – but she hasn’t counted on the wild card in the shape of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Stairway to Heaven (Draft only) (BtVS/Forgotten Realms: For Duty and Deity)

Waukeen, Goddess of Wealth, is held captive by the demon lord Graz’zt. Anya, seduced by the possibility of vast rewards, persuades the gang to set out on a rescue mission – but the perils of the Abyss exact a terrible price. Sorkatani dies and is sentenced to perpetual torment in the Wall of the Faithless.

Debt of Blood (Complete) (Stargate SG-1/Neverwinter Nights)

SG-1 go through the Stargate and come out of an Illefarn song portal near Neverwinter just after the Wailing Death plague. An encounter with a young ranger and her giant companion leads them into a world of magic, monsters, and sudden and brutal death.

The King of Elfland’s Daughter (Complete) (NCIS/Stargate SG-1/Forgotten Realms: Silver Marches)

Gibbs and the NCIS Major Case Response Team investigate the brutal murder of a Marine. Their prime suspect is a Congolese immigrant named Cierre Lua-Lua who has very unusual ears...

Shining Light (Complete) (BtVS/Neverwinter Nights 2)

Temina Farlong, Knight-Captain of Crossroad Keep, meets a short blonde girl calling herself 'Light of Heavens' who offers help against the King of Shadows - but there's a catch. First Temina has to beat Light of Heavens in a fist-fight... and Light of Heavens used to be known as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the deadliest hand-to-hand fighter Faerûn has ever known.

A Plague of Serpents (WIP) (BtVS/Stargate SG-1/Neverwinter Nights 2: Storm of Zehir)

The Goa'uld have discovered Toril and Anubis seeks vengeance on Shar. A young priestess, on an apparently unimportant mission, faces horror and prejudice in a savage jungle land.

Welcome to the Black Parade (Draft only) (BtVS/Stargate SG-1/Neverwinter Nights 2: Mask of the Betrayer)

Shar and her allies (including Buffy) join the Second Betrayer’s Crusade and attack Kelemvor’s realm in an attempt to destroy the Wall of the Faithless and rescue Sorkatani from her terrible fate. Meanwhile the Ori launch their invasion of the Milky Way galaxy…

What doesn't kill you... (WIP) (Stargate SG-1/Forgotten Realms/BtVS)

This story will never be published on this site because it features a real person and so contravenes site rules. If you want to read the first chapter go to my website at www dot speaker-to-customers.me.uk/buffyverse/wdky01.htm. A Texan 'American Idol' winner is asked to play at a USAF base - and finds herself sent to another planet, performing to magic-using aliens, with a genuine Drow as her gun-toting bodyguard. With the local bards determined to remove the competition, by violence if necessary, she's going to need that bodyguard right from the start.

Series and long stories NOT part of the 'Tabula Avatar' universe

Les Morts Dansant/What Cierre Did Next/Into the Fire (Lord of the Rings/Forgotten Realms/Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

These three stories are interlinked with each other but have no connection with the 'Tabula Avatar' series. The version of Cierre here is one who has had different experiences and is thus very different from her incarnation in 'Debt of Blood' and its sequels. A band of Drow, and a trio of one Drow and two Elves, flee from the wreck of Faerûn and separately travel to Middle Earth and to Sunnydale.

The Dark Companion (WIP) (Lord of the Rings/Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark)

Cierre, Ranger of Faerûn, accidentally travels to Middle Earth during the Quest of the Fellowship and links up with Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas. A stand-alone story, and a version of Cierre, not compatible either with the 'Tabula Avatar' series or with the 'Les Morts Dansant' series.

The Hour of the Troll (Complete) / The Witch's Promise (WIP) (Conan/Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

First, Willow accidentally sends Olaf the Troll to Conan's Hyborian Age world. Later, in a desperate attempt to save Tara's life after she is shot by Warren, Willow sends Tara there too. Compatible with each other but not with any other stories.

My other stories are all stand-alones that are not compatible either with each other or with any of the series listed above.

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The Length and Breadth of Skyrim: A Witch's Tale by Baked The Author reviews
Cast into an unfamiliar world, with only the memories of her spells and best friend, can Hermione beat the odds and find a way home? AU on both sides of the fence. Ch10 UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,550 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Serana] Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
Dungeons and Dragonborn (Philowen Aster) by Aster's Descendants reviews
A magical accident sends the Drow warrior Drizzt Do'Urden to Skyrim, where he joins forces with a Bosmer woman, Ravenlight...whose destiny just might be as strange and as adventurous as his own! Updates bi-monthly. Cover art by shadowkat678
Crossover - Forgotten Realms & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 360,768 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Drizzt D., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Into the Ashes by Aurora Nova reviews
Marcus of Whiterun has settled into a decent life, with many irons in the fire. Trouble comes with yet another Daedric Prince out to exert his authority over Skyrim, and he's made the mistake of kidnapping the Arch-Mage. Someone should have told Hermaeus Mora that you never take what belongs to a dragon. Sequel to "Into the Maelstrom" and "Into the Darkness." Please read & review.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 233,642 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
The Reluctant Bhaalspawn by Eyanid reviews
This story grew from a no reload playthrough of Baldurs Gate. And grew and grew. Until it was far more of an ongoing journal of Ayla's (the Reluctant Bhaalspawn herself) Adventures Adventuring. She's not so much reluctant about being a Bhaalspawn, more fed up with what that keeps on forcing her to do when the pubs are open.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,213 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Branwen, Edwin, Kivan, Viconia - Complete
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ember's Tale, Part II: Into Shadow by Celamity reviews
Imoen has been taken away, and will only be reclaimed at a price. Somehow, Ember must meet this cost to save her friend, even as she struggles to find the balance between being a druid and being a Bhaalspawn. A walkthrough of BGII:SOA - the 67 first chapters were originally posted on the Gamejag Attic 2007-2012.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 160,256 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 5/5/2015 - [OC, Anomen D.] Edwin, Minsc
Clowning is a Serious Business by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The Guild of Fools, Joculators and Minstrels is a forbidding place and a closed world where everyone hears rumors but nobody, other than Fools, sees the reality. Until now. A sort of sequel to "Nature Studies".
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,208 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Vetinari, Lord Downey, Lady Meserole, Dr. Whiteface
Blood Family by skyflower51 reviews
When her father dies in mysterious circumstances, Sissel finds herself adopted by an equally mysterious adventurer. She's determined to uncover the identity of her foster father - but her search for answers may put her life in peril. And the truth about why he took her in might be far darker than she ever imagined.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Jenassa, Sissel - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Priidahkrein by skyflower51 reviews
Every hero's story starts somewhere, but I admit, my beginning was hardly impressive. I wonder if Skyrim's people would be disappointed to learn that it was nothing more than a love of magic, a hatred of fishing, and a healthy dose of boredom that set their unlikely saviour's feet on the path of the Dragonborn… oh, and the random, insane cult of kidnapping mages. They helped too.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,825 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
A Father's Vengeance by Stormcrown201 reviews
Murdering Gaius Maro was a necessary step in the Dark Brotherhood's plan. But it was also their biggest mistake. Commander Decimus Maro was the ultimate target of that stage of the plan. But because of his son's murder, he was also their greatest adversary. And none of them knew it. But he would have his vengeance, one way or another.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Arcturus, Commander Maro, Gaius Maro, Titus Mede II - Complete
Sons Of Storms by skyflower51 reviews
Ulfric Stormcloak can't believe his ears when he learns that a High Elf is Dragonborn - or when the Altmer in question arrives at the Palace of the Kings, asking to join the Stormcloaks. But as time passes, the war rages, and the Dragonborn turns from an unconventional soldier to his blood brother, Ulfric finds himself looking at the world - and elves - in a different light.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,509 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
The Flames of Contempt by Hanyolo reviews
The Season Unending is upon Skyrim: her children spill their own blood, setting her ablaze with their courage and hate. The specter of the World-Eater looms, his army of the dead gathering in the depths. A brash young Dragonborn, struggling to rebuild the Akiviri Dragonguard, finds his neutrality tested, while a sinister, forsaken evil seeks to put an end to his legend.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Into the Maelstrom by Aurora Nova reviews
Marcus thinks he's woken up from a really bad hangover, but his nightmare is just beginning. Not-so-short story on a popular theme. Rated M for some mature language. Please read and review. Thank you!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 394,781 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
The Clothes (Apparently) Make the Hero by Morninglight reviews
Gytha Bark-Shod is a vagrant who's so poor she has to make her shoes from birch bark, hence her nickname amongst the various small villages of Skyrim. She enters Solitude, gets a haircut and a new dress, and is mistaken for a savvy, well-travelled adventurer by the Jarl's court. One haunted cave and some political advice to Elisif later, she finds herself involved in the civil war.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Complete
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Completed. It's my "Winnie the Pooh" to my A.A. Milne. (That's NOT a complementary comparison, by the way.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,511 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
The Ember Covenant by Hanyolo reviews
Dragons have returned to Skyrim, and three unlikely heroes - a wandering mercenary, a disgraced scoundrel, and a misanthropic sorceress - find themselves caught up in the winding threads of destiny. Threatened by the end of time itself, they must unite in order to stoke Skyrim's dying flame. Continued in The Flames of Contempt.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Outcasts and Outlands by Jacob Flood reviews
Nothing in life goes easy once you've met the Dragonborn. Join the battered hero and her increasingly mismatched allies—including an ex-Thalmor agent, an old war foe, and an ambitious young Archmage—as they foil a vengeful trap, hunt down an assassin, and fall through worlds to halt a twisted invasion.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 96,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
The Wolf Queen Awakens by Ms Katonic reviews
Dragons may signify the world's end but as far as Elisif's concerned, her world ended well before that when Ulfric Stormcloak murdered her husband. So it is that no one's more surprised than her when a dragon attack on Solitude reveals that there's more to the High Queen in waiting than anyone
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 383,344 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Elisif, Argis the Bulwark, Madanach, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Ember's Tale, Part I: Heritage by Celamity reviews
It all started with some bandits, an iron shortage, and, before that, two dead assassins in Candlekeep. And as Ember unravels the truth behind the plot that has ensnared her, another truth reveals itself: her own nature. A walkthrough of BG1, originally posted at the Gamejag Attic 2006-2007.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 72 - Words: 146,839 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Kivan, Minsc, Imoen, Edwin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 7,643 - Follows: 6,343 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Let's bungle in the jungle by A.A. Pessimal reviews
formerly known as "Openings of Discworld novels as yet unwritten…". This became not just an opening but a fully realised tale in its own right. In the aftermath of "Snuff", there is darkness in the heart of Howondaland. Ankh-Morpork sends in an expeditionary force to tie up loose ends. witness flying elephants, machete mayhem and even a romance or two!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ponder Stibbons, Wee Mad Arthur, Buggy S., Vetinari - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Zoo Tales by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Posibly the beginning of a new cycle set in the City Zoo. No sex except for the animals and not much swearing. Though watch where you stand...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 10/22/2011
Vulkun by skyflower51 reviews
Why is Jenassa's hirer so silent and cold? Why is he so reluctant to answer the Greybeards' call from High Hrothgar? And what does he have against that maidservant in the Bannered Mare? When two strangers come to Whiterun searching for a Redguard woman, Jenassa begins to make surprising discoveries about the Dragonborn – and maybe a few about herself.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Kematu, Saadia, Jenassa - Complete
Expectations by FalconLux reviews
What if Potter's life at the Dursleys was more damaging than anyone realized? What if Snape's worst scorn came as a comforting normality? Severitus-ish; no slash; set during first year; mentions of child abuse; rated T mostly for allusions to Harry's past
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 260 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Age of Oppression by Polytheist reviews
"Whiterun rejoice! For you have been liberated from Tyranny! The Age of Oppression is over!"
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Balgruuf the Greater, Galmar Stone-Fist, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
Il se passait au nuit du Père Porcher by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Hogswatch is a time when people return from afar to the happy bosom of their loved ones. Failing this, they might make do with their spouses instead. The Assassins' Guild at Hogswatch, and glimpses of a wider Ankh-Morpork. IN ENGLISH!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,308 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 7,768 - Follows: 4,778 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stargate: Faerûn by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
SG-1 find themselves suddenly stranded on an alien world where magic and monsters are real, gods grant powers, and a strange shadow is spreading. As they try to find their way home they will be caught up in an epic quest that will challenge their beliefs
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,795 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - D. Jackson - Complete
A Destiny Stolen, A Destiny Switched by Late to the Party reviews
'The Lord of Murder shall perish... The sage Gorion could save but one child.' 'What if our places had been reversed, brother? Would you become as I? Heh.' AU.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
Memories of a Dream by Late to the Party reviews
What if one event changed everything? What if swinging a sword or blasting a gibberling was just something that happened in the stories? What if CHARNAME really was unprepared for his destiny and Imoen for hers? AU Imoen narration.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Murder Most Foul by Larner reviews
The new King of Gondor sends a deputation to examine the investigation and trial of three youths in Anorien to determine just how many lives were destroyed the preceding year.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 205,740 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Aragorn - Complete
The Graduation Class by A.A. Pessimal reviews
NOW UNDER REWRITE! Introducing lady Assassins who so far only exist as names and footnotes in the canon, and telling their stories. The first class of girls is about to graduate from the Assassins' School. REVISED CHAPTER ADDED as Chapter 19. 07/11/11
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Dr. Cruces, Lord Downey
A Ripping Yarn of the Howondalandian War of 1876 by A.A. Pessimal reviews
100 years before "now", the Ankh-Morporkian Empire is dwindling and dying. Like Leshp, a forgotten colony emerges, causing Diplomacy. Setting the scene for a longer tale to come, of heroism, choral singing.Based on obscure references in the Canon of TP.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009
The Black Sheep by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Howondalandian Assassin Johanna Smith-Rhodes is happy in her job, her profession and her life. What could possibly upset her day? But every family had its black sheep...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Amid the Powers and Chances of the World by Azalais reviews
A mortal woman is brought to Rivendell for healing in the summer of 3018, and thus becomes entangled with both Men and Elves, including Legolas and the Peredhil, in the War of the Ring. Gap-filling, drama, humour, angst and -eventually- romance. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 185,545 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Or Perchance, When the Last Little Star by Larner reviews
Lynessë of Dol Amroth's mother has ambition for her daughter, who after all is no longer a young girl. But will the silver gown be enough to attract the attention of a lord worthy of Lynessë? A tale that is continuing to grow in the telling to my cons
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,737 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Faramir, Denethor
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 9,606 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crouching Doctor, Hidden Basilisk by Mundungus42 reviews
Martha Jones rather understandably has some issues with "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." Thankfully, she and the Doctor are in a position to do something about it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, Severus S. - Complete
Spoils of War by Aearwen22 reviews
In Mirkwood, at the end of the War of the Ring, a stranger in a strange land struggles to find a new place among beings thought to be fearsome and cruel. Rating increased in Chapter 5 due to disturbing verbal imagery and suggested violence. NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Murder Most 'Orrible by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Domestic Science at the Assassins' School, where whether you add almond essence is truly a life-or-death choice. Joan the teacher confiscates a copy of the "Tanty Bugle". And her past comes up to meet her... cover picture is the killer florist as I see her. To the life.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,324 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
What we did in Operation Sealion by A.A. Pessimal reviews
March 1941, in a different universe. The German invasion of Britain has been defeated. Prisoners-of-war taken by the Germans during five months of fighting are being liberated and debriefed. Sergeant Wilson,A, tells the story to Army Intelligence...
British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010
Rincewind among the Redskins by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Digging into the backstory of "Reaper Man". A magical accident flips Rincewind through time and space and into the middle of a war. Of course he's on the losing side. Can he escape the Ladies Sewing Circle or the Sun Dance Card?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,776 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
Nature Studies by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The New Assassins' School teaches zoology and respect for the environment. No, it's not got all hippy and tree-huggy. It's not that sort of school and the Nature Trails devised by Miss Smith-Rhodes teach lessons. For the overconfident,Nature bites back.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,032 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Moving Pictures Part Two The Sequel by A.A. Pessimal reviews
They're back! And they're annoyed! One of my first attempts at Fanfic, republished from the L-Space Web
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009
Turning Point by MaureenT reviews
Daniel is transported into the past, where he meets a Goa'uld like no other, one who will play an extraordinary role in history. Will Daniel's presence alter the course of that history or will it lead to something he could never have imagined? COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,240 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - D. Jackson - Complete
Not Quite the Lord of the Rings by Lothithil reviews
An experimental crossover between Stargate SG1 and the world of JRR Tolkien. Jack and the gang come to Middle earth and meet a singular elf, then bring her home. See both worlds through new eyes. On hiatus.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,363 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 11/24/2005 - J. O'Neill
The Fog of Command by A.A. Pessimal reviews
A spin-off from a longer adventure, to be published. Discworld-satire, based in the days 100 or more years before the present, when Ankh-Morpork had an Army and an Empire. Featuring Sybil's illustrious ancestor.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
The Measure of A Man by happyhooligan2001 reviews
You and a guest are cordially invited to a symposium on The Legacy of General John Connor to be held at Oxford University March 11, 2459. A panel of noted historians will debate the subject and answer your questions. Reception follows. RSVP Cameron/John
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,761 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - John C., Cameron - Complete
The Tenant from Staddle by Larner reviews
Gondor and Arnor granted Frodo and Sam lands held in the King's name for their maintenance. Now a farmer formerly from Staddle must have permission from the Lord Iorhael.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 249,534 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Frodo B.
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
With Hope and Without Hope by docmon reviews
FIRST PLACE 2008 MEFA Awards! One different decision - run through that second night of the chase after the Orcs rather than rest - and everything changes. Well, not everything. The three are merely captured by the Orcs, too. Huge thanks to Thundera Tiger
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,026 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Aragorn, Saruman - Complete
Stargate: SVU by Mcfergeson reviews
Detective Olivia Benson finds herself lost and alone on an alien world when she's abducted by aliens. But hope arrives in the form of Jack O'Neill and the SG1 team. Will they all survive the insidious plot against earth launched by the Goa'uld?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,330 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
A Maid Waiting by Larner reviews
Some who came to Minas Tirith did so in hopes of pursuing a larger ambition. For Systerien of Dor en Ernil and Ivormil of Lossarnach, to find themselves in the presence of the King Returned served to put those ambitions into perspective. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Aragorn - Complete
The Gray by Kalquessa reviews
SG1 are in the familiar position of encountering a civilization where technology masquerades as magic. They're in for a surprise when they attempt to find out who is hiding the technology and why. Season 1 teamfic, Sam POV. Season 1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Sent Home Tied Up in a Sack by gythia reviews
What if Pippin had been sent home from Rivendell? A dark AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Peregrin T., Aragorn - Complete
Yours to command by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,022 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
April 10, 1997 by Mediancat reviews
A psychiatrist, hypnotizing Faith during a mandated therapy session in prison, discovers that Faith may not be who she thinks she is.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 106,574 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
The Long Road Home by Scribblesinink reviews
Against all odds, Boromir survives Amon Hen. Ashamed and filled with remorse, he goes on a quest for redemption. Bound by his promise to a sick man, Faramir keeps the secret of his brother's survival. But as secrets are wont to do, the truth comes [...]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,352 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Dawn of the Dead by Beer Good reviews
Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Dawn S. - Complete
Shadow of Himself by EdorasLass reviews
20 years after the Ring War, Legolas and Gimli stumble across an old friend in the Port of Pelargir. AU. COMPLETE at 6 chapters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Love Me and Despair by EdorasLass reviews
AU - What if Galadriel had taken the Ring? Very dark, with bad things happening to everyone you may care for. And I do mean everyone. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Frodo B., Galadriel - Complete
Lover's Knot by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
When Spike visits Anya for a numbing spell (6x18, "Entropy"), Cecily-Halfrek offers him a deal instead; she will rid him of his love for Buffy if he performs Anya's wish against Xander. When Spike agrees, it changes everything...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Here Is Gone by Terri Botta reviews
COMPLETED 2/6/2003. Spike gets the chance to change a few things
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 103,626 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/5/2003 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
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The Dark Companion reviews
Cierre, Ranger of Faerûn, is transported to Middle Earth and meets Aragorn at Amon Hen. She wins a place in the Fellowship and tries to help; unfortunately she's a Drow and her black skin inspires fear and hatred in everyone they meet.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 148,789 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 9/9/2011
Queen of Swords reviews
Elisif knows she's the Empire's candidate for High Queen only because they regard her as weak and biddable; until a hasty trip to Helgen, to witness Ulfric's execution, sends her into deadly peril but also reveals a new side to her. With a new and lethal friend, the unlikeliest of Dragonborns, as her mentor she sets out to become a true warrior queen.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,832 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Elisif, Hadvar, Kaie
Divakiin! reviews
A disillusioned WWE Diva (OC) makes an unwise wish and finds herself transported to a world where the fights are unscripted, to the death, and there's nowhere to shower afterwards. Hopefully a new spin on an old concept.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,948 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Delphine, Meridia, Jenassa
Harry Potter and the Terror from Outer Space reviews
Silly 250-word piece of pure frivolity. Something strange is happening to the House Elves of Hogwarts and the pupils are baffled...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Mysterious Sarcophagus Affair reviews
The U.N.C.L.E agents (old TV show, not the recent movie) stumble upon a certain sarcophagus 35 years before the date when prophecy says it will be delivered to Wolfram & Hart and opened. This could be unfortunate... for T.H.R.U.S.H. A short humor piece that I wrote years ago and never got round to posting here until now.
Crossover - Angel & Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2017
The Ringworld Slayer
Willow's spell to activate the Potentials spreads further than she could have imagined. 200 light years away, and 900 years later, it reaches the Ringworld just as a young Machine People girl needs it the most. This story is 7 years old but I neglected to post it here until now.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Known Space series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2017
Tabula Avatar reviews
Crossover of BtVS with Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn. When Willow loses the memory crystal during 'Tabula Rasa' the Trio find it and download the stored personalities into BG2. The Scoobies find themselves trapped in a strange and lethal world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 486,575 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 10/15/2009
The King of Elfland's Daughter reviews
'Tabula Avatar' universe, sequel to 'Debt of Blood' - don't read it if you haven't read that first. The NCIS Major Case Response Team investigate the brutal murder of a Marine. Their prime suspect is a Congolese immigrant named Cierre LuaLua - exotic, dangerous, and with very unusual ears.
Crossover - NCIS & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,941 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Born Protectors reviews
The Monks of Dagon were sworn to protect the cosmic artifact known as the Key from the Hell-Goddess Glory. The solution they came up with, sending the Key to the Slayer, wasn't ideal. What if, instead, they decided to send the Key somewhere else? Somewhere with an organization seemingly predestined to protect the Key's human form?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Big Problem for the Small Soldiers reviews
When the Commando Elite meet the Gwendy Dolls, and take a break from their mission for an interlude of 'fraternization', it doesn't turn out as well as they expect. Something seems to be lacking...
Small Soldiers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Andromeda Unchained reviews
Episode rewrite for 3.01 'Into the Fire'. Why would Hathor devote so much effort into making SG-1 think they were in the future, right down to building a replica of the SGC, when she could just stick a symbiote into Jack? What if there was a logical reason for her actions? And what if there was a logical reason behind her habit of always speaking in the plural?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Hathor, J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Into the Fire reviews
Sequel to 'Les Morts Dansant'. Liriel Baenre follows Laelryne's example and flees from Faerûn, but she doesn't go to Middle Earth; instead she comes to Earth, to a place called 'Sunnydale'. How will the presence of a Drow wizard and her Elf friends affect things on the Hellmouth – and how will the First Evil affect someone who has all too many dead friends in her past?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Buffy S., Liriel B.
The Witch's Promise reviews
Sequel to 'The Hour of the Troll'. When Willow accidentally sent Olaf to the Hyborian Age she unknowingly created a loophole that would let her bring back Tara from death - but now Tara is stranded in the lethally dangerous world of Conan.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Conan series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Tara M.
What Cierre Did Next reviews
By popular request, a drabble postscript to 'Les Morts Dansant' showing a glimpse of Cierre's activities in the Undying Lands. Disclaimer as for 'Les Morts Dansant'.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Elrohir - Complete
Shining Light reviews
Temina Farlong, Knight-Captain of Crossroad Keep, meets a short blonde girl calling herself 'Light of Heavens' who offers to help against the King of Shadows - but there's a catch. First Temina has to beat Light of Heavens in a fistfight... and Light of Heavens used to be known as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Sequel to 'Debt of Blood', prequel to 'A Plague of Serpents'.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Buffy S., Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain - Complete
Les Morts Dansant reviews
NOT TA-verse! Eilistraee and Vhaeraun are dead, and some of their despairing Drow worshippers flee to another world; Middle Earth. Meanwhile Éomer & Lothiriel's courtship is threatened by a Haradrim plot. When the Drow arrive things become complicated...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,154 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Legolas - Complete
A Plague of Serpents reviews
Sequel to 'Debt of Blood'. The Goa'uld have discovered Toril. Anubis seeks to attain true godhood and to get vengeance on Shar. A young priestess, on a seemingly unimportant mission, has to battle against prejudice as well as savage and brutal foes.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,576 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010
Dangerous Moonlight reviews
Sequel to 'The Whole of the Moon'; don't read it if you're not reading the 'Tabula Avatar' stories . Eilistraee's new friendship with Shar brings first disapproval from her family, then punishment, and then a brutal attack and a horrifying ordeal.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
The Hour of the Troll reviews
Willow's spell to banish Olaf to the Land of the Trolls goes awry and sends him to the Hyborian Age. Olaf meets Conan the Barbarian and gets involved in the affairs of a small city-state with a dying king, two rival temples, and two beautiful princesses.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Conan series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
The Whole of the Moon reviews
A side story to 'Tabula Avatar' taking place during chapters 64-67. The goddess Shar seeks to end old conflicts as she prepares for war against Lolth. Her attempt to negotiate a truce with her sister Selûne goes horribly wrong...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Debt of Blood reviews
SG-1 go through the Stargate and come out of an Illefarn song portal near Neverwinter just after the Wailing Death plague. An encounter with a young ranger and her half-orc companion leads them into a world of magic, monsters, and sudden and brutal death.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,998 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Life, Resumed reviews
William Pratt passes out in a stable, in 1880, and wakes to find himself in a strange new world of horseless carriages, flying machines, and incandescent filament electric lights. Oh, yes, and the mysterious Mr Angel and his wild tales of vampires...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - William, Angel
And Glory Shone Around reviews
Season 5. Glory decides to take a break from her campaign of violence and intimidation towards Buffy and offers a Christmas truce. Features a soccer game between the Scoobies and the scabby minions, mistletoe, and a pairing that's probably unique.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Some Enchanted Evening reviews
It's Halloween, Season 6, and Jonathan has rediscovered Ethan Rayne's spell for the Trio to use on themselves, with a tweak to keep them in control of their costume characters. "Trust me, guys, nothing can possibly go wrong..."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Warren M., Jonathan L. - Complete
The Lion, the Wish, and the Walrus reviews
An alternative ending to 'The Good, the Bad, and Cordelia'. In the Wishverse, as modified by the events of that story, the Slayer is a nomad with no fixed base and wouldn't be a good guardian for the Key. The Monks of Dagon find an oddball solution...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Extinction Event reviews
Spoilers to 8:14 'Full Alert'. SG1 discover an advanced people who offer friendship and trade - until the Trust's rash actions turn them into implacable enemies who threaten to destroy Earth. Ch. 2 now extensively revised and expanded, Epilogue added.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,641 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
I Am The Walrus reviews
Challenge response fic originally written in 2004. Season 5: the Monks of Dagon decide to send the Key to the Slayer in the form of something other than a sister. With no Dawn in Sunnydale events go somewhat differently.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Buffy S., Spike
The Good, the Bad, and Cordelia reviews
An adventure in the “Wishverse” from BtVS S3. Cordelia's wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale plunges her into a nightmare world ruled by The Master. Until a familiar blond vampire turns up with a proposition...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Cordelia C., Spike - Complete
Olaf Through The Stargate reviews
When Willow’s spell to banish Olaf the Troll misfires and sends him not to the Land of the Trolls but to the Asgard this leads, inevitably, to battle, plunder, and merry sport among the stars. How will the Goa’uld cope with the primal force that is Olaf?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
The Incredible Xander reviews
During Season 2's Halloween episode Xander dresses as a superhero of matchless physical power but rather less brainpower; Seasons 3, 4, and 5 go differently as a result. Comedic fluff featuring an oddball pairing. Some adult content and language.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Savage Beauty reviews
AU, everybody's human. Buffy is the Prime Minister of Iceland, Spike is a Jivaro headhunter in the Brazilian rainforest. Can they get together despite all odds? Also WillowTara, XanderAnya.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Buffy S., Spike