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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, and House, M.D..

"Vanity Fair" originally meant "a place of ostentation or empty, idle amusement and frivolity"—a reference to the decadent fair in John Bunyan's 1678 book, The Pilgrim's Progress.

Like my name suggests, I suffer from great vanity. If you read and like, leave a review. If you read and don't like, leave a review.

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A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,150 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11330 - Favs: 8,504 - Follows: 6,422 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Legilimens by Natasha-Von-Lecter reviews
Once again, Hermione gets unexpected news from a late night chat with Albus and Severus. A/N: I had intended to write one long chapter to finish this off, but I decided to break things up and give you one last cliffie! Many thanks to my beta Jong Kahn
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Implausible, Irrational, and Just Plain Luna by The Treacle Tart reviews
Everyone needs rescuing at some point. What happens when your knight in shining armor is Luna Lovegood? SSLL No really. You read that right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Prisoner by Drusillas Little Boot reviews
Then they'd handed me over to Bellatrix Lestrange, who'd then given me to Snape. I'd thought it a blessing at the time. I thought we were almost friends everything you ever said to me was a lie. ...What if the Dark Lord won? HGSS, not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Promise by FairlightMuse reviews
A grown-up Wendy returns to Neverland to fulfill a bargain with Hook. But he keeps changing the rules! Slightly AU
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,895 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
Severely Deluded by Mireille reviews
One fine morning, Hermione realizes that someone has dosed her with Love Potion. How else could she possibly have fallen in love with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A snape is for life, not just for Christmas by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greasy Haired Git and the Bad Rhyming Fit by buggaboo1 reviews
Chapter 4. Spoiler Alert! Good heavens, this year, it has been quite a bummer. It started when one night in early midsummer the Black sisters paid me an unwelcome call. I should have just shown them the door, one and all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Riddle of Being: Wendy's Next Great Adventure by Zigs1379 reviews
When a nearly-adult Wendy flies off with Peter Pan a few years after their first adventure, she becomes starkly aware as to why grown-ups do not belong in Neverland...Rated R for future chapters
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,147 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004
Great Plans by Larilee reviews
During a Seventh Year Potions class, Severus Snape begins thinking on a future. SSHG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,903 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretty Good Year by Cesario21 reviews
My first novel length fic. In the last days of the Second Voldemort War, Severus Snape is at last fighting openly on the side of his true allegiance. Feature SnapeLuna, LupinHermione, TonksMoody, and an insane Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Severus S., Luna L.
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legilimens Curse by PepperImp2003 reviews
It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts and he's got new challenges to face. New skills, new friends, and old friends with new relationships. OoTP spoilers - please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,141 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003
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The Secret Admirer reviews
When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Mercy reviews
Evil lurks on the side of a lonely mountain. Auror Hermione Granger reluctantly joins forces with her former professor to save the Wizarding world, again. HGSS postHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,532 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Time's Fool reviews
Hermione uses a Time Turner to go back and change Snape's past. But his future is her present and Time is a fickle thing. Not your average Time Turner fic I hope!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Houdini's Tables reviews
They don't know it yet, but Severus and Hermione are perfect for each other. Written for the SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Metamorphosis reviews
A mysterious disease slowly kills a teenage girl while a mystery man tries to convince Cameron she's better off somewhere else. HouseCameron. Meant to read like an episode.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,758 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Homecoming reviews
Spoilers for DH Severus Snape meets those who truly appreciate his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Two Weeks Notice reviews
Hermione has lost her job after a scandalous article in the newspaper. But work as a clerk in a bookstore might turn out to be more than she bargained for.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Sneaking Suspicion reviews
Hermione has a feeling Severus is up to no good and she is determined to stop him.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Could Have Been reviews
In a world where Voldemort wins, Hermione finds herself at the mercy of Severus Snape. She might have loved him in any other circumstances. Mild HBP spoilers and my first attempt at something darker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Negotiations reviews
Hermione is stuck in a dilapidated shack in the Arctic with no wand and no food. Severus just wants a place to rest in between bargaining with the Yetis. They'll both have some negotiating to do to get what they want.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son reviews
Hermione runs into Professor Snape in the most unexpected place, and there shares in one of life’s inevitable experiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Tickle a Sleeping Dragon reviews
Salazar Slytherin and Godric Gryffindor set out to find adventure. But during their quest to rid the countryside of an evil dragon, they meet with a woman who might just steal their hearts instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Salazar S., OC
The Only Explanation reviews
It is hardly possible, but he thinks she looks even more gorgeous in her red dress with her shoes kicked off and her hair tousled and tumbling over her shoulders... House takes Cameron home after a long night.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
In Her Image reviews
A tryst in the closet has a surprising twist. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
Hermione disappeared for a week, returning disheveled and with no memory of the last seven years. Can Severus help her remember? A tale of love and loss, of mystery and intrigue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,562 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Perfect Opening reviews
Prof. Snape contemplates teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. My first 100 word drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Rowena's Medal reviews
With Hermione and Ron at his side, Harry has found the next Horcrux, but soon discovers he has no idea how to destroy it. He will have to convince the one man he can't trust to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cupid's Arrow reviews
Sequel to Under the Mistletoe. Snape plans to use a cupid to make Hermione more receptive of his attentions. But plans rarely go the way they are meant to. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tears and Trolls reviews
He pushed the thought away as quickly as it had come. He had nothing in common with a mudblood Gryffindor and friend of Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Cold Reception reviews
Severus Snape has pledged to fight for the Order of the Phoenix. But the other members, save Dumbledore, question where his loyalties lie. A series of vignettes chronicling Snape's induction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
First Name Basis reviews
Miss Granger and Professor Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Arranged Marriage reviews
Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Bet reviews
Professor Snape challenges Miss Granger to a bet. With reputation and pride on the line, both are determined to win.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe reviews
Hermione wants to get Prof. Snape a Christmas present but what gift says “thanks for everything you do, you mean, sarcastic twit”? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sorting's Secret reviews
A conversation with a Hat reveals a centuries' old secret. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
Psychotrist reviews
Hermione psychoanalyzes Professor Snape, and he's not too happy about it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Small Talk reviews
Hermione attempts casual conversation with her hated Potions Professor. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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