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Joined 11-01-04, id: 697428, Profile Updated: 12-21-11
Author has written 12 stories for CSI, and NCIS.

I live in the stunning mountains of the Southern United States, and remain convinced that there are few places on earth as pure and beautiful. I am in my (VERY early) thirties and I love this time in my life. I have a husband who is absolutely the most perfect mate God could have blessed me with, and two young children that he and I utterly adore. If I come across as being obsessed with my husband and kids, it's only because I am.

I owe this site a huge thanks for allowing me to reconnect with my 18-year-old self. Why, you ask? Because the ever-amazing madame.alexandra *IS* the younger version of me, and one of my besties, despite our not-inconsiderable age difference. The coolest part of it all? We only live, like...two hours apart. Win. She is insanely mature, funny, crazy, smart as hell, and thinks like me in SO many ways, but has enough DIFFERING opinions to keep it interesting. Love. Her. :)

I live for the water: river, lake, beach, pool, hot tub, bathtub, you name it. My father gave me his love of the water, and it is the one place I can always find peace.

Loves: my husband and kids (What? I covered that already? My bad), the red hair on my XX offspring, reading anything I can get my hands on, sleep, steaming hot bubble baths, the smell of my husband, the way I feel after I work out, a really good meal, junk food (hence the need for the aforementioned workouts), my husband's hilarious diatribes, a great glass of wine, my job (hot DAMN, I love going to work every day!), designer clothes, organizing, pictures, the South, summer thunderstorms, God, a really good clearance sale, movies, TV, texting Alexa all sorts of randomness, bourbon (and yes, I loved bourbon BEFORE becoming obsessed with one Leroy Jethro Gibbs, thankyouverymuch), travelling (putting a new stamp in my passport is like an instant orgasm for me), capitalism, conservative politics, Neal Boortz, and lots of other things. :)

I adore the South and (nearly) everything about it. I love our accents, manners, and traditions. The men I know live by the motto, "If you love Southern women, raise your glass. If not, raise your standards." We live for SEC football, but the guys wear ties and jackets to games, while the girls wear cashmere and pearls. Southern women can drink with the boys and maintain their manners the entire time. Southern men still hold doors open for women and will stop on the side of the road to help anyone in trouble. We still pull over for funeral processions and we flip out when it snows. I love to travel, but I always find my way back home to the South.

Hardcore DISLIKES: James Joyce, Obama/Pelosi/Biden/Reid/etc, socialism (see previous), nausea, root beer, rain (unless it comes with thunder and lightning, in which case I love it!), insomnia, retarded high school dropout celebrities who want to tell me who to vote for when they couldn't even SPELL the word Constitution, laundry, teen pregnancy, reality TV, cold weather, polka music, teenager students who think they're smarter than I am, chapped lips, phrases like "sry I suk at summarys PLZ read and review anyway!!!!!!", and a whole bunch of other stuff. (Yeah, I'm easily annoyed and somewhat of an elitist when it comes to intellectual matters; sue me. I'm really not a bitch, though...I promise).

My fanfic: CSI and NCIS, although I have plans for more (namely, ST:TNG) in the future. If you read my stuff, you should know this: I like angst. I really do. But...that said, I can rarely stop myself from allowing my angst to eventually descend into fluff. Call me sappy--it's okay. I'm at peace with my inner fluff queen.

You should also know that when it comes to updating, I have two speeds: lightning, and snail. I will either update, like...every day, or...it will be weeks. Sorry. Please remember that I have a husband, two small children, a demanding job, and lots of community responsibilities. Also, I love reviews, like everyone else, but UNLIKE nearly everyone else on this site, I will NEVER beg for them, and I will absolutely, positively, never hold a story hostage to reviews (i.e.: "I'm not updating until I get ten reviews!"). Absolutely maddening and juvenile. And if I see that written anywhere in a story that I am reading, I will A) make it a point to NOT review your story, and B) more than likely stop reading both that story and pretty much anything else you care to write and post. Just saying. End rant.

Also (and I referenced this above), if your summary looks like this: "Jenny dint really dye shes in hiding with her and jethros baby sry i suk at summrys PLZ read n review anyway PLZ!!!!!" I promise you I will run as far away as possible. Crappy writing irritates me to death, and it's all I can do to restrain myself from clicking on it for the SOLE purpose of flaming you. Please. Do us all a favor and either A) stop writing altogether or B) wait until you're out of, you know, middle school before attempting to write anything else.

My 'ships: Sara/Grissom, Picard/Crusher, and Jibbs. Jibbs is my newest (and current) obsession, and I have a hundred different Jibbs plot bunnies rattling around in my head.

Coming soon (maybe): I have several stories on tap, depending on A) time and B) inspiration. These include:

Bourbon Persuasion Redux -- a madame.alexandra-approved sequel to the one-shot she wrote to cheer me up :)

Massive Cliche Done (Hopefully) More Maturely and Tastefully Than Most -- the ultimate Jibbs cliche, which will not leave me alone and keeps begging to be written (now in progress)

Erotic Sleep Drabble --yeah, you'll just have to wait to read it. Let's just say it arose from a conversation between myself and madame.alexandra.

Lost and Found Tag -- *yawn* Do you really need an explanation? I'll just add mine to the (massive) pile.

Hope -- A Jibbs story based on two lovely quotes I found on the topic of hope.

Thaw -- I will be wrapping up this massive multi-chaptered fic shortly and moving on to other things.

I love meeting new friends through FF, and I'm going to go ahead and give FF a shout-out for introducing me to some of the coolest friends ever: ScullyAsTrinity and Bamacrush, in addition to the aforementioned younger version of myself: madame.alexandra! :)

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the Politeness of Kings by madame.alexandra reviews
She thought the experience might teach her Silver Fox not to be late. However, he may have missed out, he still figures it was worth it to be late; politely early would have ruined her fun and his.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
What Leroy Jethro Gibbs Saw by madame.alexandra reviews
Somewhere along the way, our favorite ex-Marine had to discover his daughter wasn't a virgin-the fact that he held on to the belief that she was even after her two children...well, that is a whole different story. AU/LBSF Tag
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kelly G. - Complete
The Grinch Who Saved Christmas by madame.alexandra reviews
..."The Grinch hath found his Cindy Lou Who!" LB/SF Christmas Tag. Ah, but who is the Grince and who Miss Cindy Lou Who? When a certain caustic redhead is involved, one can never tell. The Silver Fox makes his redhead's Christmas right again.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
I Know Why the Caged Redhead Sings by madame.alexandra reviews
There is a threat to Jenny's life. Jethro and a merry band of agents protect her. Sinister things happen. Unforseen things as well. Story ends. A play on the Maya Angelou poem; the title chapters are lines from it. Because I think I'm clever. JIBBS. M.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,143 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
More Than A Feeling by FloatingAmoeba reviews
Set during 5x21 'Exit Wounds' - JJ and Hotch end up sharing more than just a room. Rated M for adults doing adult things and bad language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
NCIS Is Just Awesome by Noraque reviews
Gibbs and Jenny in a hammock? Sure. What else could make the whole team burst into song? Mild Jibbs, Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
The Orchid Thief by madame.alexandra reviews
An AU of the crossover persuasion. A heartbreaking crime is perpetrated on Leroy Jethro Gibbs' daughter, leaving her with a broken childhood. SVU Detective Jennifer Shepard, fractured in her own right, vows to piece Kelly's life back. JIBBS, uniquely.
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,475 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - J. Munch, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Russian Twilight by madame.alexandra reviews
The Czech Republic, Russia, Serbia, and ultimately, Paris again. Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Jenny Shepard are more lovers than partners, and yet they still have a job to do-a job that may very well tear them apart. This is their story...further continued.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,116 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Consent of the Bourbon Persuasion by madame.alexandra reviews
There was a certain element of "bastard" in partaking of hot sex when she was completely drunk, but he wasn't enough of a gentleman to take the gallant high road of abstinance. Besides, she started it. She and the bourbon. JIBBs, smut, no plot necessary.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Male Bikini Wax by MissJayne reviews
...Or why Leroy Jethro Gibbs really should lock his door at night. Crack!fic, Jibbs. Co-authored with madame.alexandra
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
The Lady Boss and the Silver Fox by madame.alexandra reviews
In any universe, Leroy Jethro Gibbs still likes redheads with long legs and boats in the basement. Likewise, Jennifer Shepard still likes high heels and fancy words. I've just thrown a daughter, a little boy, and a tragic past in the AU mix. JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,664 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
10 Things SecNav Doesn't Know by madame.alexandra reviews
...and therefore won't hurt him. Or will they? Because by the end of this oneshot, SecNav might discover just what exactly everyone's favorite redheaded Director has been doing right under his oblivious nose. JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
City of Cliche by madame.alexandra reviews
Cliches are just traps that everyone secretly desires to spring. Jenny and Gibbs may have been the first to fall in Paris, but Ziva and Tony seem to be the heirs to their folly--or fortune. Tag to 'Jet Lag'. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Team Jethro by madame.alexandra reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs has been kidnapped by a nefarious redhead at the eleventh hour--and it doesn't bode well. Where is she taking him? And are those the hysterical screams of teenage girls? A bit of nonseniscal fluff to combat nauseating New Moon Mania.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Intoxicated by 4sweetdreams reviews
She loves the feeling only he can give. Jibbs, of course!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Fireworks by madame.alexandra reviews
Jethro, Jenny, and the American Flag. Every good Marine deserves his due on Independence Day. Jibbs; smut.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
The Same Mistake by madame.alexandra reviews
Tony goes to Ziva seeking comfort after he burns Jeanne's letter. Hidden motives and suppressed feelings are revealed when the conversation goes down a path Ziva never expected. TIVA; Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Sense of Balance by Billy4Me reviews
A case hits close to home for Sara, and Grissom is forced to show his true colors. GS chapter 23 up
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,029 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Gil G., Sara S.
Faith of the Heart by Cindy Ryan reviews
sequel to Barely Existing. GS go to NYC
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004
3rd Time's a Charm by Michele Grahn reviews
Sara was floating. She was a wreck. She was a floating wreck.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Gil G., Sara S.
A Heart's Desire by Ghibli reviews
Their relationship has been deteriorating steadily over the past years, now’s the time to rebuild it. GS
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004
Intrigue by Abisian reviews
When Ecklie finds an intriguing email left carelessly on the screen of the lab computer, it leads the entire lab to believe more is going on between Grissom and Sara than they appear to be letting on. ON HIATUS
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,213 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gil G., Sara S.
Balance by ShannonSto reviews
Grissom and Sara are forced to spend one night a week together-bowling. GS, of course. Complete.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
Hiding Their Hearts by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Sara and Grissom let their boudaries down, but Grissom feels terrible afterwards. Sara decides to leave, before she has another heartbreak. But something happens that makes it impossible for her to forget him. GSR&WC
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Gil G., Sara S.
Help Me by Tanguay18 reviews
Grissom wakes up one morning to someone on his doorstep desperately seeking help. Does he end up finding love? COMPLETE! Final Chapter 14 is up.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,744 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Complete
Scorned by mossley reviews
Finished. Tensions rise when a dead body is found in the desert, and the only evidence suggests one of the team is the murderer. GS.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,548 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Grissom's Hands by Burntsugrr reviews
This is a story written in answer to video challenge at your tax dollars at work. A traumatic event leads to exploration of Grissom's past. GS Romance.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,837 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
A CSI Halloween by CSICowboy reviews
Catherine has a halloween party at her house. The CSIs and Greg are all invited. There will be games, food, and tricks, read to find out if there will be a little bit more than bargained for.maybe CN and GS
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
Too Darned Hot by Margarent Ann reviews
Summary: GSR. The ac stops worked and leads to a relaxed dress code...which leaves Grissom hot and bothered.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004
Box of Memories by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co Written by Tinuviel Undomiel GSR What happened in Sara and Grissom's past? Is there any romance? Catherine, Nick and Warrick decide to find out, and they learn more than they bargained for.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Sara S., Gil G.
And Then You Laughed by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
So often it's the smallest things that change our lives in the biggest way. Something triggers Grissom’s libido, and Sara is amused.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Pendere Filo Tenui by gingerlizard91 reviews
[GSR] "Here she was, lying near death on the sidewalk of the Las Vegas Police Department. Her own place of business. He had the nerve to track her down where she felt the safest."
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2004
How to Have a Social Life Without Really Trying by Wintertime reviews
[GSR] This could be the culminating moment in his relationship with Sara. Granted, he had never expected it to take place in Greg’s living room with the sounds of a Jenga competition in the background, but still.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2004
The Best and Worst of Times by Ricker23 reviews
GSR. Grissom and Sara finally talk about this when he picks her up after her DUI incident and attempt to move forward. Chapter 2 up.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Gil G., Sara S.
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Thaw reviews
First NCIS fanfic. Gibbs interviews a young pediatrician as a witness in a case and finds himself intrigued by how she challenges him.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,831 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Secrets reviews
"Whoever wishes to keep a secret must hide the fact that he possesses one." –Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
The Nightie reviews
It was very green, like her eyes. It was very silky, like her skin. And it was very nearly nonexistent, like his restraint. PWP...be warned.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
The Scent of Her reviews
Nothing revives the past so completely as a smell that was once associated with it. -Vladimir Nabokov
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Crush reviews
One-shot: Gibbs' thoughts as he watches Jenny sleep after their first night together in Marseilles. Inspired by DMB's super-sensual song, "Crush."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Catalyst reviews
Would you believe I'm back at this story after a break over three years long?
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Gil G., Sara S.
A Departure From the Norm reviews
Not my normal GSR fluff-fest. A little fic about Sara and the only other person I can imagine her being with-besides Grissom.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Touch My Bologna reviews
Response to a challenge. Lame Halloween party cliche. Sara is a hottie. Grissom notices. Greg acts like...Greg.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005
Facades reviews
GSR COMPLETE! Epilogue.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 113,786 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Good Times reviews
A response to a challenge issued by ScullyasTrinity--I took the Fluff Train south. Do I even need to say it? GSR!
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2005
Comfortably Numb reviews
My little (late) contribution to the pile of post-Bloodlines scenarios [GSR] (duh).
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2005
Resolution reviews
[GSR] An unforgettable New Year's Eve. My first-ever response to an Unbound challenge! Complete and total fluff-fest.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete