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Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Eastern Promises: Nikolai by Ella Rae reviews
Thoughts of Anna.
Eastern Promises - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Ask Erik by my-echo reviews
Inspired by cyberwulf's Ask William and Dear Denethor. Having troubles? Need a confidante? Let the Phantom of the Opera offer up some sagely sarcastic advice.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Erik
Childhood Impressions by Lady Susan reviews
The final chapter! Lizzy and Darcy meet as children...cementing a deep friendship that will carry them through the years.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,945 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
A Little Maintenance by A Pisces Alone reviews
ONE SHOT Jackson attends to a basic need...
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Gravity Pulls You Down by Chocobo Goddess reviews
A father's death is the catalyst for two bitter enemies to work together while the world closes in on every side. Did either of them honestly think they'd never see the other again? Not your typical LisaJackson story. I promise.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Lisa R., Jack R.
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Jackson Rippner's Answering Machine by queen of the imps reviews
Jackson sure is a popular guy. Imagine the kind of messages people must leave on his answering machine. WARNING: Pure silliness ahead.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
A Mirror Between Worlds by Silvermasque reviews
A rather eccentric modern day Phan finds Christine's mirror in her kitchen. But what happens when the music playing in her house wakes the mirror and she steps through to find Erik on the other side? Finally Finished!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,286 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Erik
Wifely Duties by Belleshazar reviews
When our young diva finds herself wed off to the eccentric O.G., he demands that she perform a horrific task... [oneshot]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Marius: A User's Guide and Maintenance Manual by elvenarchress reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a MARIUS unit! To make sure you receive the full benefits of your ravenhaired insurgent, please read the following information.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Marius - Complete
Mary Sue is not an Energiser Bunny! by Britomartis reviews
Sister story to Meg Giry is not an Alto. How to save your OC from a one way trip to Mary Sueville. Musical Accuracy required. R and R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
Many Faces by The Lark reviews
Ever wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005
An Owners Manual to ERIK by Usorokoaemo reviews
Another spoof involving the ever popular Owners Manual. Updated! Now has Kay and Leroux. Will soon have Gerik and ALWStage Phantom. I may possibly then go on to fanfic Phantoms.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005
Guide To Winning The Heart Of Jackson Rippner by SilverEyes reviews
Or The 10 Steps to Getting It On With Jackson Rippner. All you'd need to know if the occasion happens to arise.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Midnight Suitor by Silvermasque reviews
Curiousity Elation Hope Loneliness...emotions so deep and hidden that they have no names, for to name such a thing is to admit knowledge of it, and to admit knowledge is to accept a burden that will drive a man or woman past reason, and into madness...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Bennet Got Back by IsabellaImogen reviews
Songfic. Y’all know which song to listen to while reading this. Lizzy’s the new girl in school and Caro is being her usual bitchy self. Will Darcy have anything to say about all this? After all, he’s a redblooded teenage boy. It might be a little OOC
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2005
Tomb Raider 3: The Revenge of Terry Sheridan by Random-Battlecry reviews
Good thing for Terry he was killed in the Cradle of Life... now he has a chance for revenge. Will he take it? Or will he get sidetracked by his reflection in a mirror? Read and review if you want a laugh.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
Two Thumbs by fireflyjunction reviews
Just what everyone has been waiting for! Or not! The hidden truth about what Erik really thinks of the new movie! Please Review! And use exclamation points!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Today is Tuesday by fireflyjunction reviews
Will Erik realize how ditzy Christine is before its too late? Will Raoul prove himself a worthy foe? Will anyone reveiw this crazy story?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005
The ABCs of Phantom Morbidity by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Based on the Gashlycrumb Tinies and written for PFNs Morbidity Writing Contest.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005
Phantom of the Opera in Limerick by BlackWidow4 reviews
This is the ALW musical version of Phantom of the Opera -entirely in limerick!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2003
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Les Miserables for Dummies by The Lark reviews
Got a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read this
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
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