Dahlia Mockery
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Joined 11-02-04, id: 697975, Profile Updated: 02-01-08
Author has written 9 stories for Cats, Final Fantasy VII, and Storm Hawks.

Hello. You have stumbled onto my profile page. If you haven't noticed, I love music along with Cirque du Soleil. I have a soft spot for crossdressers and I have a huge love for Japan. (Not just anime) I write mostly CATS fics but I have a few other fandoms I enjoy as well. So, look around, read my stories tell me what you think and worship me! (Okay, you don't to worship me. That is optional.)

-Quidam


Orginal Quidam Quotes

"Were you born this stupid?"

"The urge to kill is rising up within me."

"Happiness is a hot, sexy, Japanese crossdresser."

"If there is something wrong with loving men in spandex, bind me to the racks!"

"Screw Romeo! Where for art thou Admetus?"

"Aw, forget Tugger! Skimbleshanks is where it's at!"

"If Tugger is feline equivalent to Brad Pitt, then Admetus is the Eljah Wood of my heart!"


Here's the deal; orginal fiction is not allowed on this site. Sadly, there are some people who don't get this. I am a gentle and sweet person by nature and if you do something like post a story about your faveorite band in the musical section, I will kindly tell you that is not allowed. Also, fan fics about Criss Angel, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Myth Buster or any other reality TV show celebs are not allowed either seeing as how they are real people and not a figment of someone's imaganation. But if you come and bitch me out, I will block you since I didn't do anything wrong.


Faveorite Jellilcle Pairings

Admetus/Exotica

Admetus/Cassandra

Mungojerrie/Exotica

Tugger/Exotica

Skimble/Jennyany

FF VII Pairings

Could/Tifa

Vincent/Yuffie

Vincent/Tifa

Kingdom Hearts

Sora/Kairi (This the way it's meant to be!)


Story Status

Romantical Cats: Deleted. The inspiration for this story died a long time ago!

A Midfall's Nightmare: Still going. However, I think later I might redo the whole thing later or work on a sequel.

Wizard So Clever: deleted. Ugh ,no! Just no! I don't want to see that thing again!

Let Me Fall: Finished. This one is very popular for some reason. I do rather like it.

Dream Magic: On hiatus. Stupid writer's block.

Give me a Ring: Complete. Pretty hilarous if you ask me.

One Last Ride: Deleted but will back up soon.

Half Jack:On hiatus. Don't worry, I'll work on it again!

My Hero. Finished. I'm working on a follow up.

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Right On Track by Felinae Silvestris reviews
A stolen moment between two lovers, a secret meeting in a private place. Surely nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Slash fic, you'll have to read to find out who! On Hiatus - will be finished when I have the time.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Queen Issues by Zapharina reviews
COMPLETE! A lonely Misto tries a spell to find himself a queen...and the spell works, but not at all the way he intended. Instead...he winds up a queen himself. Please review?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Green Star by Mariphasa Hecatene reviews
When Stork must return to the Merbs' home terra, many secrets of the past are revealed, both for Stork and for others. Battles, angst, friendship, drama and adventure! Worksafe, kidsafe, no sex or gore.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Catnip and Alcohol by Wolfjet reviews
When a magical spell backfires, Misto is forced into taking some of Jenny's potent medicine. In his resultant attempts to cure himself of his intoxication, Skimble somehow gets involved, and old emotions resurface. Very random threeshot! Contains slash.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Liberty by Mirrorion reviews
Stork finally lets go of his fears. [character death]
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
I Don't Like Green Day by Punkie-Spunk reviews
In which Finn makes Stork listen to a rather characterizing song.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
These Dreams by Wolfjet reviews
Jennyanydots' mate is fast asleep on top of the old car hood, dozing contentedly. But unbeknownst to him, he is being watched. Oneshot, reviews greatly appreciated. [Hints of slash]
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Green Kisses by Roxius reviews
Stork talks about a bit of his past with Piper and gets more than he expected. Stork X Piper.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Oh, Nick, Please Not So Quick by Elric-Chan reviews
Crack fic to the DDR song by E Rotic. [wolfwoodxvash] For AmandaTheStampede.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Family Or Magic? by Puddycat reviews
What choices did Mistoffelees have to make before he could learn magic?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006
Razorsharp by Bianca Mephisto reviews
You don't mess with a young kittens feelings, especially not if the kitten happens to be in love with you. For you see a kittens revenge can be sharp as a razor. Oneshot. Genre tragedy only because it's a tradgedy for someones ego. Read to see who...
Cats - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Dandelions and Stars by Solitary Shadow reviews
My brain died with thinking of titles. This one's rather old, and slightly depressing. Tumblebrutus x Skimbleshanks pairing. I really need a life.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Skimbleshanks, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Kiss by Solitary Shadow reviews
Really weird title, I know. My brain can't seem to come up with good titles nowadays. Ah well. The railway tom and the Gumbie cat share a fluffy moment on a rainy evening. Last fic of the year 2006.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Love and Sickness by Solitary Shadow reviews
Stupid title, I know. A fic with an overly used plot, but I've tried to make it good. Jenny nurses Skimble, who's taken ill. May be rather different from what you might think.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Slumber by Solitary Shadow reviews
Skimbleshanks watches his mate sleep. A fluffy little oneshot from his point of view.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Coquettish by Mystitat reviews
There's a new ... something in the junkyard ... Insinuations of slash, but nothing at all graphic, and all in good fun.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006
Disorientation by Solitary Shadow reviews
Macavity muses, thinking about the one his mind keeps wandering to. And no, it's not Demeter, Bombalurina, Misto or Munkustrap. This may be... a bit... disturbing.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Skimbleshanks, Macavity - Complete
Under the White Christmas Mistletoe by Solitary Shadow reviews
Christmas is coming. Jenny and Skimble like each other, but are too shy to say anything. Written two years ago when I didn't know that this was classified as 'fanfiction', and only recently fished out of my PC.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Vague Notes by Ceresava reviews
Who thought such a vague note could cause so much trouble? Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Hangman! by Puddycat reviews
Harry & co. play hangman in History of Magic, with a special guest popping in to help them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
To Become Tugger by SilverStag07 reviews
When Pouncival and Tumblebrutus decide to play a game of pretend it's no walk in the park. Follow our young Jellicles as they go through a days journey to become what all young toms dream of being when they grow up: The Rum Tum Tugger!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Cinderella Tom by Ekwy reviews
When his human finds herself abandoned, the Rum Tum Tugger decides to make an enormous sacrifice to help her out.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Sleeping Tiger reviews
[Oneshot] The Rum Tum Tugger and Munkustrap don't get along too well, but when they finally reach their limits and end up not talking to each other, it affects the whole junkyard...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
CATS: Where did Macavity come from? by Super Poet Gurl reviews
The kittens theorize about how Macavity came to be. Alonzo offers and INTERESTING suggestion. This is a special gift for one of my friends
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Seven Kittens by Krissy4 reviews
[Cats] The Junkyard's in need of kittens and Misto magically produces seven of them right out of a hat. How convenient... right?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,332 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005
Pure by TonksIsMyHero reviews
What happens when a serial rapist starts targeting only the purest women? One AU character, otherwise accurate. COMPLETE!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Raising Deuteronomy by Tie Kerl reviews
Old Deuteronomy becomes ill, and sends himself to the Heaviside Layer to be reborn into another life. When the leader returns without his memories, no one knows what to do. And now, he keeps dreaming of a murder. History is threatening to repeat itself...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,421 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004
Posessive by TonksIsMyHero reviews
When Munch discovers the body of a six-year-old girl, the team is led on a wild goose chase to find the perp. The introduction of a new detective only adds to the mystery. Slight Munch-Other Character implied (but NOT a shipper story at all). COMPLETE
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Skimble's Day Off by Mystitat reviews
Skimble just wants to relax. Why can't anyone understand that?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Skimbleshanks - Complete
It Does Funny Things To You by Mystitat reviews
Mistoffelees has always hated having the use of his magic restricted by his father. But when Macavity starts apppearing and shows him how to use his powers, can he resist the urge to use them in ways he shouldn't?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,437 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Alonzo, Macavity, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap - Complete
The White Belle by Lucy Aurora reviews
The story of Victoria, the beautiful white cat from "Cats". The story of her coming into the Jellicle Tribe, her growing up, her loving relationship with Mistoffelees and what they have gone through together is a rather touching tale... (Story completed)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,504 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004
An Invitation by theshadowedmoon reviews
Nightcrawler invites Storm out for a walk. Fluffiness ensues. R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2003
Got A Secret by Jessica R Vance reviews
When the tribe decides they want to know the identity of the Great Rumpus Cat, what will happen? And what's this talk of murder floating about?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2002
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A Mid Fall’s Nightmare reviews
It started with a simple question: What do I do to get her to like me? WARNING: This fan fic contains the Jellicles you know and love acting very, very, VERY strange! You have been warned. Chp. 8 up!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rumpleteazer
My Hero reviews
Inspired by JestaAriadne. Munkustrap gets stuck in a tree and gets saved by the Rumpus Cat. Munkustrap/Rumpus Cat slash.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
All About the Amazing Admetus reviews
Edited and back up for your reading pleasure! Tugger isn't that great! Mungojerrie? Try again! Who's the tom all the queens want? Read and you may be suprised. Warning: some lanauge. oneshot
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Admetus - Complete
Cassanova reviews
How does a Merb like Stork get the girl of his dreams to look his way when she thinks he enjoys stealing underwear? As an apogoly offering, Finn offers to help Stork out a bit. Hopefully, Stork won't loose any bones. StorkPiper
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not reviews
[StorkxPiper] She loves me, she loves me not. One by one, Stork picks the petals off of a flower, thinking about his feelings towards a certain someone. Can he really just go and tell her his feelings or will be rejected? [oneshot]
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Twas' the Night for Randomness reviews
Just a silly little Christmas gift I made on a whim. Enjoy and happy holidays!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Give me a Ring reviews
Yuffie buys Vincent a cellphone. He's grateful for the gift but now he has a bigger problem to tackle choosing the perfect ringtone. The last thing he wants to listen to is My Hips Don't Lie! [oneshot.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Vincent V. - Complete
Horse Play reviews
WARNING:contains some sexual content. Where exactly do kittens come from? The kittens soon learn after watching a certain Railway cat with a rather affectionate Gumbie cat get a bit too cuddly. Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Jennyanydots, Skimbleshanks - Complete
Let Me Fall reviews
[songfic] When love turns to hate, anger and heartbreak what is left? An empty shell with nothing to live for. As his heart shatters, he slowly makes up his mind and choose his next move even though he knows who he will hurt around him. Part 3 of 3 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
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