Lauren the Oxymoron
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Author has written 16 stories for Lost, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Tudor series.

I don't know why anyone would be reading about me, but I always get agitated when people don't write a proper biography, and I'd hate to be a hypocrite.

My name is Lauren, but I answer to Lorenzo, Lor, Laurencia, Ohnay, Dr. Watson, Big L, and Laureney. I regret to say that I live in Wisconsin, a cold state known for making cheese. How fun. My town is tiny, only 2,731 people (there are more cows than people!), and it's in the middle of nowhere. I'm probably one of the laziest people you'll meet which is why I hardly ever update. I've played piano for 9 years now, love to play badminton, love to ride bike, and am interested in history, languages and science. I love to read and wish I could write. I'm loud and have an annoying laugh. I tend to ramble on a lot. I'm a very mellow person who just happens to talk all the time. My iPod's name is IchaPod. Very rarely can you find me without him. I love breath mints. They are my drug of choice. Speaking of drugs, I sell them as a part time job. The legal kind, of course. I'm mainly a lurker, but I'll write you a review if I like your story. Although, sometimes it takes too much effort... I like giving longer reviews explaining WHY your story was amazing rather than just saying it was amazing, and seeing as I'm so long winded, reviewing a story can take me longer than writing one!

Jonathan Safran Foer's books are my inspiration to feel more. In life and in writing. Read his books, Everything Is Illuminated and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. You will be healed in places you didn't know were hurting. And they are way better than anything I've ever written. Including this bio. ...So why are you still reading it?

8/18/07

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Starting at Forever and Ending at Never by Wreckless Righter reviews
The raft is a success! Charlie and Claire live together in LA with Aaron. Their relationship progresses, though it's still a constant roller coaster.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,871 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Four Times Charlie Pace was Loved by pacejunkie reviews
Four Times Charlie Pace was Loved for the Wrong Reasons and One Time he Wasn't . Charlie's known many kinds of love but there was only one that really mattered. Contains sex and drug references.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Charlie - Complete
Comparatively Speaking by Zaedah reviews
The oddest question had been burning in her brain all day
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
When All Else Fails by pacejunkie reviews
Charlie returns from the jungle and tells Claire about what Desmond almost did. Angst.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
The New World by pacejunkie reviews
Postrescue. Charlie and Claire begin new lives in Los Angeles, but supporting a family in the real world is more difficult than they thought. Flangst.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Loophole by Meganfitz reviews
When the men discover an alarming trend,sex death, they have a new reason to leave the island. They even seek help from the Other's in order to do it. Fluffy and funny. COMPLETE!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Anatomy of a Kiss by momewrathsway reviews
Takes place after Live or Die, the morning after Charlie and Claire's first kiss. So far its short and sweet, but could easily grow into something more.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,573 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
You’ll Accompany Me by Meganfitz reviews
When Claire and Aaron get sick, Charlie must find help from the Others. But nothing one this island comes without a cost, Charlie must work off his debt to the Others as well as rebuild his relationship with Claire. COMPLETE YAY
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,105 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
The Replacement by momewrathsway reviews
After Charlie is shunned by the island, he goes off to live on his own. There, he meets a girl who just might be exactly what he needs to get his mind off of Claire.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Charlie
Fire by tibieryo reviews
postExodus, CC fluff, what else? Charlie builds a fire, both the orange kind and the desirey kind. Rated for language and sex. Chapter 3 up
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Baby Boom by Mome-wrath reviews
This is the sequel to Stark Wars.Its hard enough being pregnet in sivilization, think how bad it is on an island. All charictors.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,749 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005
Stark Wars by Mome-wrath reviews
Thanks to a game of truth or dare and a girls night out, the castaways find a game that is a whole lot more fun then golf. Includes CC, SS, Jk, SK, JS and a lot of other characters. Rated M for pretty much everything. Very funny.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,427 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
Deja Vu by Mome-wrath reviews
Charlie is a young, rising rock star, but behind the scenes, his life is falling apart. When he has a quick encounter with the girl next door, he finds himself remembering things that couldn't have possibly happened. Complete.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,050 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
The Tears That We Cried by tractor reviews
After Boone dies Shannon becomes depressed and shuns Sayid. Sayid tells Shannon about Nadia. Claire and Charlie get together. Takes place in the first season
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Shannon
FATE: Growing Pains by Mome-wrath reviews
The third part of the Fate Triligy, six years later. The kids have grown up quite a bit, but Charlie, Claire and the other's haven't changed at all.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Charlie, Claire
He Did by ChocoTaco reviews
A glimpse into Claire's past and a look into Charlie and Claire's very near future together.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Charlie, Claire
In Some Other Life by White Lily of the Lane reviews
What if they never were on the plane? Charlie and Claire find each other in their everyday lives and start an ever growing friendship while romantic tension hovers over them. CharlieClaire. Very AU. COMPLETE! R&R!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,525 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
The Last Thing by Mome-wrath reviews
With all the struggles in Claire's curent life, the last thing she needed was a relationship, but some times the last thing you need is the best thing.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,661 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Remember Me? by bookworm835 reviews
He'd look her in the eye when no one else did and she'd see LOVE. He loved her. He took care of her. He died for her. Yet she knows she can't trust him... because she loves him. CC, Claire's POV
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Claire, Charlie
Impractical Magic by Les Dilettantes reviews
Abandoned. Sorry. Harry Potter likes girls with a certain style and charm. That is, girls he can go out with in public. Certainly not ones with radishes in their ears. And yet... HPLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Fate: The NExt Life by Mome-wrath reviews
Sequille to Fate. The cast aways are now back home after over a year on the island. So now they have to deal with the real world as well as the one they left behind. Alot of other people are included, but its mainly a Charlie and Claire
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,936 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Only Sleeping by bookworm835 reviews
There were only two left. All the others were gone, dead. But when an odd force lures them into the jungle, one will come back not quite the same. And the only thing that she could do was treat him like the enemy. Character death (duh)! CC Please R&R!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Catch a Falling Star by Mome-wrath reviews
Told form the POV of both Charlie and Claire after the castaway’s have been rescued from the island after a month. Claire returns to Thomas and Charlie returns to his old habits. But what happens when the two realize they need each other more than they th
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Claire, Charlie
Nights Like These by Dreamality reviews
Charlie uses Claire's diary to his own advantage. CC fluffiness.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Echoes by yesterdayschild4 reviews
That's what you do for somebody you love. CharlieClaire. Rated for mild swearing and sex.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Better Than Paradise by White Lily of the Lane reviews
After seven months on the island, the castaways are found.Charlie and Claire must decide what to do with their ever growing relationship and Claire's six month old son. CharlieClaire. FINISHED! PLEASE R&R!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,698 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Kisses & Constipation by Orlando Hope reviews
Claire is pregant and the boy of her dreams is snoring in her ear. Is there any doubt why she's cranky?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Beggars for Roses by mnemosyne23 reviews
Claire and Charlie pause to gather flowers. A sweet, dreamy little ficlet.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Just Friends by mnemosyne23 reviews
Missing scene from "Homecoming." Later that night, after the end of the episode, Charlie goes to have a talk with Claire. She listens.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Remembrance by Dreamality reviews
There's more to Claire's memory than peanut butter.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Cosmo Girls by yesterdayschild4 reviews
After a misunderstanding with Charlie, Claire knows Cosmo can help.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Random Bursts of Creativity by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Shannon, Kate, and Claire find a romance novel and realize that they too have a certain talent with the pen. CC, JK, ShSa.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005
Mother Goose and the Rock God by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Sometimes, Charlie wishes he was a father. Rated for mild drug references.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Charlie, Claire
An Unending Quiet by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Claire comes back broken and Charlie will do anything to protect her and her son... even if it means leaving the island. Rated for mild sex in later chapters.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,511 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Charlie, Claire
FATE by Mome-wrath reviews
Mostly a Charlie and Claire baesed fic, about their life after 'the peanut' was born. Has a little Jack and Kate as well as the new addition, Shannon and Sayid, in later chapters.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 131,741 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Lost To Me by Relm Wanderer reviews
Charlie centric story. Takes place after 'All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues'. Angsty and fluffy... you have been warned.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Charlie, Claire
I'm Impressed by mnemosyne23 reviews
Charlie's got The Itch and Claire's the only one who can help him scratch it; but he needs a little help from his friends to make it happen. Enter Hurley. Reposted under a higher rating.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Out of Eden by mnemosyne23 reviews
After the castaways are rescued from the island, Charlie and Claire look forward to starting life anew with little Aidan. But will the stresses of everyday life tear apart what was built so securely in the tropical sand? CharlieClaire. COMPLETED 010505
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,213 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Tattoos by mnemosyne23 reviews
Charlie's jealous and hatches a plan to catch Claire's eye anew, with unexpectedly painful results. CharlieClaire, with Hurley & Jack appearances. Rated for some language and sensual references.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Please Remain Seated by aliarose reviews
A guy on a plane, a girl in the bathroom.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Charlie
Across Enemy Lines by Dreamality reviews
After the survivors split into two groups, the rift between the camps is deepened when a rivalry develops. When two people from opposite camps fall in love, can the survivors learn to reunite in order to save a life?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Claire, Charlie
Dirty Laundry by mnemosyne23 reviews
Hurley helps Charlie negotiate the relationship hurdles of helping Claire do her chores. Hurley POV, with CharlieClaire elements. Fun fluff!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Picket Fences by mnemosyne23 reviews
Home is where the heart is. CharlieClaire. Rated for a brief scene of a sexual nature.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Lament for Boromir: the East Wind by mnemosyne23 reviews
The missing verse to the Lament for Boromir. What does the East Wind have to say? A very short piece of poetry. Kind reviews more than welcome! REUPLOADED because I made a VERY minor tweak to the last line.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Boromir
Fellowship of the Ring for Dummies by mnemosyne23 reviews
Movieverse. A play by play of "FotR" the movie, only much, much shorter, and with far more uses of the phrase "Dagummit!" Rated PG-13 for a little language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/15/2002
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The Consummation of Mary reviews
Mary Boleyn had gone to man's bed as a virgin untouched twice before, but neither time compared to the quiet serenity of tonight's consummation.
Tudor series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Consummation reviews
Mary Boleyn had gone to man's bed as a virgin untouched twice before, but neither time compared to the quiet serenity of tonight's consummation.
Tudor series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
The Sun and the Moon reviews
Sometimes things happen so subtly that we don't even notice the change, so that our choices are made for ourselves, by ourselves, before we are even presented with the problem. So it was with Will and Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
Jitters reviews
It's the big day, and Elizabeth has realized that she's made a gross oversight in her plans... A MODERN day Willabeth. Thought that would be clear, especially by the end. I guess not.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
If only reviews
Alone and pregnant on a rainy day, Elizabeth begins to imagine...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Coffee Shop reviews
Will and Elizabeth stumble across each other unexpectedly after not speaking since the last day of secondary school. Modern day WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
You Are The Moon reviews
Luna meets someone she didn't expect on a midnight outing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Luna L., Cedric D. - Complete
Kitten reviews
Drabble, for real! Will is fed up with Elizabeth's kitten.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Christmas reviews
Will and Elizabeth both get a surprise on Christmas morning.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Heat reviews
Drabble. Elizabeth can't sleep on a hot night.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Say I'm Your Heart reviews
While helping Shannon cope with her newest heartbreak, Claire realizes that love isn't entirely out of the question for herself yet.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Charlie, Claire
Neverland reviews
Back in civilization things aren't as great as they are supposed to be. AU. CC JK
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Charlie, Claire
Hangman reviews
Only Charlie can cure Claire of her insomnia. Plenty of fluff and angst.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
The Wonderful Disease Called Love reviews
An AU story about two girls living on the other side of the island and how love changes their lives.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
Romanza reviews
Upon return to Sydney some unexpected turns change Charlie and Claire's relationship as they know it.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Recollection reviews
Claire comes back to camp with something missing and only Charlie knows how to comfort her, but will it completely devastate him?
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
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