Rainbow26
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Joined 11-03-04, id: 698330
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Friends.

Hi! My name's Fiona (Fi/Clemmy/Fioni) and I'm ever so slightly mad. And hypery sometimes. :-D But definately not a mouse. No matter what Danni, Vicky and Sass say...

Woohoo! I can play drums! Well...sort of... ;-)

Please check out my Deviant Art stuff at summersunshine26.deviantart.com
My pictures aren't great, but there're some awesome ones in my favourites. :)Thanks.


Fave books: HP3,5&6, Princess Diaries, Outsiders, Knyghtmare, Inkheart, Goose Girl, Deep Water, Shopaholic Ties the Knot, Girls in Pants, Fruits Basket, Pure Dead Brilliant.

Fave films: School of Rock (the best film in the world, in my opinion.), Josie and the Pussycats, Rat Race, Princess Diaries 1&2, HP (all of them), Sleepover, Wayne's World and One Fine Day, The Parent Trap, Breakfast At Tiffany's..

Fave food: chocolate, super noodles, pizza, curly chips and anything chocolately!


Fave quotes (Some of these also pop up at the end of random chapters :D):

A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things.

If you cannot be the poet, be the poem. :)

"That's right, poo! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You may have seen a house fly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!" (Shrek)

"I guesss it wasn't Cupid who brought him here..." "Nope...just regular old flying gnome." (Friends)

"This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am uncomfortable with." (Friends, The Last One).

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Save the Earth- It's the only planet with chocolate.

I DON'T DO MORNINGS!

This day was a total waste of make up...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an aeroplane.

The next statement is true. The previous statement is false. :p

"Don't hate me...Tell me...everything's okay. Just once...even if it's a lie... I know it will give me the courage... To become strong." (Fruits Basket Vol. 5, by Natsuki Takaya.


When me, Coomber, Vicky, Beth, Tom & Sassy were standing outside the church hall in freezing weather:

Coomber: I like the cold.

Me: ...I like it when I'm warm.

On MSN to Sarah C:

Me: Why i oughta...

Sarah: Hit them?

Me: Or poke them with a spork... hehe

Me: (thinking) Or maybe two...

Sarah: Hard choice?

Me: Yes.


I can't believe I've already written 5 fics! Because I'm so lazy :-p you'll have to look down there to find out what they are.

Oh, and a big BONJOVI!(hehe.) to:

The Sisterhood of Fruits (Pippin/Danni, Granny Smith/Sas, Cox/Vicky, Kumquat/George, Lozzy and Satsuma/Bef, all slightly eccentricly crazy but hey, who isn't?), Josie, Kathryn, Emma, any anyone else who knows me, came on here and I forgot them... soz... o_O

My fab Welsh mate Carys (Cheese (Don't ask), HP and chocolate obsessed. Hey, good taste in obssessions. (not so sure about the cheese though...) :-D )

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The Ever Secret Diary of Sirius Black by Amalynne Olivier reviews
Sirius Black is dead, but a memory of him still remains. Rummaging through Padfoot's old possessions, Remus discovers a bit of the past in a diary. Similar to a Tom Riddle's diary experience, with 6th Year Sirius Black. **Year 7 sequel fanfic: The Not-So Secret Dairy of Sirius Black posted**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,008 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6657 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Express by Tris-WannaBe reviews
James and Sirius meet on the Hogwarts Express and have an intelligible conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Daddy by blondebouncingferret reviews
Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteenmonthold baby ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,796 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Chips of Chocolate by Corrupted Desires reviews
Sequel to Animality: A combination of pranks turns into a dangerous blend... For Fred, George and Moody! The Order has been turned into kids and their only hope lies in the hands of the Weasley Twins! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
These Songs Are A Total Waste by Super Shayde reviews
A collection of Harry Potter Songs! [23 Chapters So far]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
Bogus Bomb by Day-dream-star-gazer-44 reviews
The only way Alex can convince Jack not to detenate the bomb is by the means of her new boyfriend the mysterious bomb factory owner
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005
12 Ways To Go Insane by Super Shayde reviews
When Lily's mother suggests that she invite James Potter, Sirius Black, various other people, her friends, her sister Petunia's atrocious boyfriend and some of their friends for a few weeks of the summer holidays, chaos ensues. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Just Kids by Thorn of Blood reviews
I AM GETTING SOME REVIEWS!, so I am changing my summery BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT'S STUPID! This story is about the Marauders school days, the story line has been done to death but I don't care. READ OR BE A RECTANGULAR THING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,594 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 4/15/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the New Start by Stars Enchantress reviews
Sirius leaves Azkaban when Harry is just a baby. Will he steal Harry from the neglectful Dursleys? And if he does, will they be able to stay hidden? Especially with a wise Headmaster, a shattered werewolf and a very much alive traitor looking for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,409 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Impostor by Bouncebackability reviews
Pretending to be someone you're not can lead to all kinds of problems. James and Harry struggle when they switch places thanks to a dodgy potion. Some LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,436 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - James P., Harry P.
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Thanks To Hermione by Padfoot's Sidekick reviews
Who has saved Harry and Ron butts about a thousand times? Hermione. But has anyone ever said, Thanks a lot Hermione? Noooo. But that's all gonna change. You see, Hermy has figured out the Dark Lord's greatest weakness. And she plans to use that knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Something Something Something by Super Shayde reviews
A parody of book six! Just too tempting, sorry [COMPLETED - 13 chapters]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Teachers Pass Notes, Too! by magicalme32 reviews
Alright, this a story of how Hogwarts teachers gossip. It's all done in note form. This idea is hilarious, I got it from TheGossipQueen!- with her permission of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004
Sirius Black's Day Care Center by Avalon Estel reviews
By my sis Alu. Sirius opens a day care center, as the title implies. Things really stray from the original plan, and include ambushes, torture, and general insanity. Chapter Seven up! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Make it better by Bouncebackability reviews
Hermione's mum is always there for her. (one-shot, complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Shrek 2': the messed up scenes! by Rakumei reviews
The outtakes from the movie, just lean back and enjoy!
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Clipped by sweetcaroline reviews
A series of newspaper and magazine clippings following School of Rock through fame, fortune, hearbreak, and breakups.
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Christmas at the Kennel by R.J. Moony reviews
Christmas Chaos at the pups' flat. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Talk To The Hand of Christmas, Yo! by Super Shayde reviews
Misty challenge. Warning: Includes orange soda, Santa Claus, intoxicated reindeer, Fred and George, and scented Kleenex. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
All But Alice by Super Shayde reviews
A story about Alice Longbottom..you don't get those so often, do you? ;) [In Progress..might be left as a one-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
Shrek 3 by Krystall-Rose reviews
It's been a couple weeks since Shrek 2. There's a new fairy godmother. Will she be evil? Can she help the family?
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Brit Pickers' Guide by Bouncebackability reviews
Not a story, just guidence of the way a Brit's mind works.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2004
Two Plus Two Equals Fish by Super Shayde reviews
A very silly story starring Sirius Black having strange conversations. Mostly dialogue. Please read! Not as silly as my challenges. [CHAPTER TWO UP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Those Pressing Little Questions by elvengirl9 reviews
You know those pressing little questions that bother you and never get answered? Well, here's your chance to find the answers! A series of one-shot fics. Find hilarious answers to some questions you've been dying to know!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Marauder Snippets by Super Shayde reviews
A collection of random, VERY short Marauder "snippets", or little scenes. [CHAPTER TWO UP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Road Trip by InfectedSerenity reviews
Summer is being forced to move to Texas. Freddy's drums and CDs are destroyed. They refuse to give in. Their solution? Road trip!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004
Harry's New Family by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Sirius Black is now Harry's legal guardian. Life is great... until a woman shows up on their doorstep and drops off Sirius's longlost daughter, throwing their lives into chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Love is in the air by xzaire reviews
Ron finally decides to tell Hermione something VERY important and uses a poem to do it. Can a simple crappy poem be powerful enough to change her mind about something she promised never to do? Short, sweet and complete. R&R pls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Santa by PinkChubbyMonkey reviews
Letters to Santa from the characters as kids
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003
Christmas Present by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Fred and George consider a Christmas present soon to be given to someone special...one-shot for a challenge. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004 - George W. - Complete
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Let's Do The Timewarp reviews
The Marauders have returned to Hogwarts... with no idea what they're doing there... Possible RWHGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter, Headmaster reviews
Harry is now Headmaster of Hogwarts and happily married,but has he made the right choices in his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Others reviews
Ever wondered what the other students at Hogwarts got up to? The nameless ones? This is what the other kids were up to whilst Harry and co battled trolls etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
The One Where Phoebe's Plan Works reviews
Ages ago, Phoebe told Joey a plan so that they could get together like M&C and R&R. This is what would have happened if they'd carried it out...
Friends - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2005
The Cousin reviews
Harry always thought Draco Malfoy was the most evil student at Hogwarts. That was until Draco's cousin came to stay...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.