When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric

A Wraith takes in an orphaned child after a culling.

Klaus had made a powerful impression on Camille, even when her memories are back, she can't help but be drawn to him, so what happens when they finally meet, will Camille still be angry at him, or Klaus will avoid her completely, here is my first multi chapter of the couple.

We still have work for you to do, Dean Winchester," Castiel said solemnly, doing his utmost not to sigh. "This is bull," Dean declared in his shockingly high, clear voice. "I want ice cream." Sort of a sequel to "Entertaining Angels."

My "Oh...Baby!" and "Tips to Handle Humanized Autobots" put into one large chapter book for easier sorting. DID NOT TAKE THEM DOWN! Hope you enjoy them for years to come. : )

Events happen differently in 'the search of Alpha Trion' and Elita One is made Megatron's slave. What designs does the Decepticon Warlord have on her and can she resist? Read on to find out, suggestions welcome. Shocking second last chapter now up, you're in for a surprise.

Brave Police J-Decker While being trained to run a deep sea submersible Kate finds what she thinks is just an unusual computer chip, when she takes it home with her she finds out it is much more. KagerouXOC M rating for a couple later chapters

After the destruction of the Allspark in Mission City, Barricade finds himself all alone on Earth with the constant threat of being discovered by the Autobots. So what happened during his time before Megatron's resurrection? And who's the human girl helping him? Set Pre-ROTF.

Breakdown finds something rather...intriguing off duty. Don't fall into her web, Breakdown! Breakdown x Airachnid. Rating will go up.

Currently being "revamped!" Aristocratic, temperamental, haughty, pompous... all words that could be used to describe Lacroix. Is it any surprise that his relationship is as complicated as his leadership over the LA kindred? Lacroix x oc.

It is system upgrade time again, though years of being victim to the Constructicon's unkind bedside manner influences Skywarp to attempt to master the art of evasive maneuvering. Stealth is not his strong point.

Skyfire never paid much attention to the rumours that said the self-styled Pride of the Air Force was a chicken - until, of course, a certain set of Twins got involved. Short, weird, cracky, Blue AU, post-Future Tense dream-induced idiocy. I apologise!

Despite his feelings and better judgement, he let her go. He never should have. Now he's forced to watch her from afar.

G1. Thundercracker, Starscream and Skywarp get a little taste of Christmas spirit. A season one-shot that happens during my fic 'Deviant'.

StarScream and KnockOut get drunk one night, and hold a bet against each other. StarScream ends up losing the bet, he now has too do whatever KnockOut tells him too. KnockOut is clearly enjoying this and seems to take things a bit to far. WARNING SLASH

Jarlaxle awakes to find that Artemis had just started his escape plan. Their only chance: to flee through the magical door Entreri saw when they were captured by the sorceress Tandy. Jarlaxle is still weak. Will Entreri remain partners with him? NO ENDING

Trine goodness! When Megatron punishes Starscream for being unable to handle the Terror Twins, his trinemates demand payment for saving his sorry aft...

As requested, a sequal to "Bath time" where Soundwave convinces Starscream to apologise to his brothers.

Did he really expect her to forgive and forget? .o ArceexStarscream, sorta. Takes place after Thirty Days in a Second. ONESHOT. o.

"Have you looked out there?" Thundercracker pointed violently toward the window. "That's our home burning out there! Cybertron is in flames, and it's because of us!" Thundercracker contemplates the impact of Decepticon tactics. Skywarp reassures him. Could be interpreted as slash or friendship, but more about TC's internal conflict than anything. Pre-Earth, no specific continuity.

Prime-verse: StarscreamxKnockout PWP, one-shot warnings inside

TFA : Skywarp wasn't known for being brave. Thundercracker wasn't known to be nice. Starscream is amused. Thundercracker / Skywarp , slight Starscream / Skywarp

You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.

Fan Universe. During on the same mission, Skywarp was hit in where his transmitter, and he couldn't speak. One of my random stories of mine. Rated T for language.

When Starscream is captured there is only one Autobot he wishes to see, but sadly, Skyfire isn't ready to make nice. -ო-Skyfire·Starscream-ო-

Skywarp is tired of all the Autobot meetings, don't they know that it was all useless to him? Well thanks to Prowl and his requisition forms he may have just found a way to make these meetings more fun while giving all the bots some much needed advice.

Written for MissSparkle1 on DA. Starscream wants to see his sparkling but its so hard with the war in the way.

"Waspinator want but Waspinator not know what!" Waspinator x Bumblee, Spike n' Valve, Sticky

Drunk dialing is a horrible thing, even for robots.

Minific from the comment challenge on LJ. Original prompt was Skywarp/anybody, "I feel offended by that," but it took a turn for the decidedly more angsty. TC has been ignoring Skywarp. Skywarp is Concerned. T for angst and references to sexuality.

Smut. Sticky. Drill BoyxEveryone When Drill Boy gets an upgrade, specific changes are made that are picked up by someone close by...

Thundercracker begrudgingly goes the distance.

07-verse AU : Ironhide x Chromia are reunited on Earth. As memories surface, they struggle with a horrendous price of war that changed their lives forever. Optimus, Ratchet, and Bumblebee cope with their own losses. Help isn't always from an expected source.

Chocolate 'verse. Teri has been getting weird looks from Sunstreaker. What could it mean? How could the sun coloured mech hate her already? Rated for possible later naughtiness.

Some Seekers should learn not to sit in Megatron's Throne.

Sequel to Invisible Hands. A pair of Ambulance Chasers, a poor Ratchet and way too much energy.

Set during the episode "City of Steel." Skywarp watches over New Cybertron, the city the Decepticons have built from the ashes of the conquered New York City, reflecting on what it's like to finally have a place that feels like home.

Takes place after the last episode of Stargate Atlantis. John and his team find a special device that enables to hide Todd's true wraith form. Making him able to go off Alantis and see Earth. There he mets a young girl. Not romance

Twins/Ratchet What happens when the twins decide to corner our favourite Medic.

This fanfic revolves around two original characters, one human and one wraith. This fic contains interspecies romance, and my futile attempt at describing possible Wraith society. Please Review, thank you.

The Master has a very important question. Oneshot, Doctor/Master established.

While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time

Skywarp is sent to get chocolate for a squishy!

The sound of Bumblebee's crumbling resolve. Beestorm.

IDW/All Hail Megatron: Skywarp regrets killing Thundercracker... Oneshot. Rated M for safety - SW/SS; non-sticky. R&R, plz?

Why bored seekers shouldn't make bets in front of sparklings with small hands.

Sheppard found a strange message in his inbox and got the ball rolling. By now, the mail's become unstoppable, leaving annoyance in its wake. It's even accomplished what no wraith ever managed to pull off... Reach Earth. Keller's chapter is now up.

It all started one Friday morning when the coffee ran out. If there is one thing that spells ‘bad day’, it’s a lack of caffeine for two members of this patched together family. OCs. No Slash.

Remember, when in Pegasus, anything can happen -and usually does happen. That includes someone getting turned into a six-year-old.

Koschei deals with yet another phone call. AU. Fluff. Inspired by Cellnet ad with John Simm.

Megatron wanted a distraction. Well, he certainly got one.

movie 07: Starscream's had a rough day and all he wants to do is have a shower and long recharge. His trine mates have other, strange ideas. SS/TC/SW, suggested SLASH! One shot.

The Doctor and the Master are playing strip poker in the TARDIS, much to the Doctor's annoyance. He thinks the Master's cheating, doesn't want to take his shirt off and the Master will do anything to make sure that he does.

There is an old Wraith saying and it goes something like this: "Humans are always food, and occasionally entertainment, but never worthy of trust." Todd/John. Warning: darkfic, genderswap.

Some seasonal silliness - Sam Carter finds herself explaining Christmas to Todd.

While the Child of Bhaal lies in a coma, her companions are left to dwell on why they've followed her all the way to Amkethran.

When Todd has to borrow Earth clothes, but due to preferring robes goes for the logically more similar option, crack ensues. Humour, hints of John/Todd

Sunny has her first Christmas with Otacon and Snake. Holiday one-shot!

Skywarp has a revelation, and the effects of this revelation causes an uproar within the Nemesis. Thundercracker just wonders: ‘why did I ever let him see that IQ quiz?’ TCxSW with plenty of crack and slash included.

G1, She was a prisoner in her own base, and her liberator was the mech she'd least expect. MegatronxElita

After a very unusual experience of being in a Hive cell with three Wraith, John Sheppard unwittingly offers assistance if he's ever needed. He has no idea what he's getting himself into. But the Wraith might not be as bad, or as different, as he thought

Her world is a world of computers, of silent melodies that are created by the sound of her fingers on the keyboard. She's been there for all of her life, never knowing human contact. She can't even talk - she's never needed to. But now Raiden's here...

Sunny makes breakfast for one person who hasn't tasted her eggs yet. Metal Gear Solid 4.

What was really on Jennifer's mind as she and Todd discussed the new treatment in the lab on the Daedalus? A one-shot bit of fun.

Something changed while David was away. He returns home to find Sunny with Hal, mud-caked but happier than she's been for a long time.

Tag to "The Queen". Even after she's been returned to normal, Teyla's transformation has some interesting side effects.

Three drunk Seekers, and two cans of paint... one-shot crack -Complete-

Waspinator has a problem. That problem is Terrorsaur. One-sided oneshot drabble.

Nines and Jeanette...Part 1 First VtMB fanfic.. But i'm absolutely addicted to the game ; Be nice? A bit of nasty language. Forgot to mention ; In this, Jeanette and Therese are two seperate people... Just for the hell of it

Did you know, Nuada, that in ancient times, there was a hot spring called Saturnia? The Romans and Etruscans, at constant war, would peacefully lay down their weapons and bathe in the supposed healing waters. Maybe sometime you should try that too. N/OC

Sunny's afraid he'll leave again. And this time, he might never come back.

Yoru accompanies Ikuto every night to Amu's house. What does he get out of it? A bunch of boring stuff or does something actually happen? One-shot

Todd has a confession. Rodney does not approve. Obviously.

Something's happened to Bumblebee and Sari has to help somehow, much to Ratchet's distaste. How the heck is she and Ratchet gonna help Bee! OMG, read it and find out! Sari/Bee Takes place after Sari's upgrades. A sequal is coming soon...

Takes place after Enemy at the Gate. John isn't buying what Todd said for going to them for help. Slash JohnxTodd. Yes I need mental help. R&R Oneshot

From the deeps of Grim Batol; Deathwing muses over his past relationship with the Dragon Queen Alexstrasza as well as his plans for the future of Azeroth.

John Sheppard is definitely a hands on man.

Jarlaxle has the misfortune to meet a most...interesting lich. Sheer insanity and crazed humor ensue. Constructive critique is accepted, but no flaming. CHAPTER 3 FINALLY UP!

Sparky. "Fifty bucks and I won’t tell Elizabeth." Post-ep for "Tao of Rodney".

Skywarp tells Thundercracker like it is: Among the three of them, Starscream’s gonna lose his virginity first. A semi-sequel of sorts to "Let's Talk about Sparks, Baby".

Going off-world to an uninhabited snow planet to investigate energy readings, Sheppard explains snow sports to the team...with an example, of course.

A short scene. Jarlaxle, Artemis, and Drizzt all working together amicably has a few problems. One of these problems is Jarlaxle's propensity to play tricks on people or embarrass them for no rational reason. This is strictly a humorous idea.

Dean/Castiel, S4, after the ep where Sam meets Castiel for the first time. “I understand how you feel, Dean. I truly do. I felt it when I shook his hand; why else do you think I hesitated?"

Full Summary Inside. Col. Sheppard's sister, Emily, is caught with John by Kolya; together she, John and a Wraith help each other to escape. When Emily thinks she's seen the last of the Wraith she's attracted too she learns the Universe has other plans.

Tag to THE LOST TRIBE. John and Todd have a little 'chat' after the events that took place and realize that they're more alike than they want to admit.

The team including Todd go on a trek to investigate a weird energy reading and get a little surprise when they get there.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Prequel to Common Ground. Todd finds his neat, orderly life as a powerful Wraith Commander turned upside down when he decides to take a human woman as his slave. No wonder he's never mated.

Jarlaxle finally decides to follow Entreri's advice concerning his attire to Entreri's dismay. SLASH

When the wraith's need to feed grows critical, Sheppard and Todd have a conversation they've been putting off. With Sheppard now his captor, how do they find the honor they once shared? Tag to Common Ground and Miller's Crossing.

Todd discovers a weird Earthling game.

What could be more fun than an early morning trek through the woods with a lost colonel, surly weapons specialist, whiny scientist, hormonal pregnant Athosian, and a bemused wraith?

Sheppard, Ronan, McKay, and Todd stuck in a cave with no food. No food cranky scientist drastic measures. Humor, one shot.

AU During an alliance between the wraith and humans against the replicators there is an occurrence that could break them apart....humor, one-shot involves Todd and Shep not slash

TF:A Blackarachnia has had the final straw of Blitzwing tormenting her. Her plan is simiple, get revenge; however her plan seems to backfire. Sequel is up.

Waspinator gives Terrorsaur a valentine. Valentine's Day Fanfic. Oneshot. Minor Slash. Beast Wars

Jarlaxle and Entreri doing what they do best- bantering! Generic verbal sparring with some humiliation thrown in. No flames, please.

Sari attempts to impress Bumblebee, Bulkhead is glad to know he's not the most oblivious bot in the crew, and Ratchet just wishes people would stop messing with his medbay as an excuse to get advice. Heavily implied BeeSari.

Jarlaxle finds a belt that switches his gender, much to Entreri's dismay, and eventual pleasure. Warning: Hints at sexual content. If you have an issue with it, contact me.

Jarlaxle spends a little too much time in the sun. R&R!

Yet another story for the Jarlaxle discovers surface stuff series. R&R! P.S: I fixed the error with the color.

Yep Our Dr. McKay learns to knit after learning Teyla is pregnant.

This is a summation of fluffable goodness as a result of Ariel D.

Chapter Four: It's well known that Drizzt always has a smile on his face and a song in his heart. When he thinks he's alone, however, the song joins his smile...

There are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.

Our favorite assassin is having a very trying day. . . Drow and bugs and migraines, oh my!

2nd in 'Jarlaxle Discovers' series. More antihero fluff in the form of Jarlaxle finding something out the hard way and Artemis having amusement at his expense.

McKay/Weir fluff.

Right after The Silent Blade ends. Jarlaxle is getting used to the Basadoni Guild, and Artemis is showing him around. The idea is that Jarlaxle has little to no experience on the surface yet, at least in terms of living there, so he lacks common knowledge

Set immediately after Common Ground in Season 3. Sheppard struggles to deal with the aftermath of the events in the episode Common Ground, and decides to take matters into his own hands. Spoilers up to the latter half of S3.

Laura questions Carson about the flashing incident.

Why does she always end up in the funky outfits?