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Author has written 4 stories for Divergent Trilogy, Hunger Games, and Selection Trilogy, Kiera Cass.

Hello, fellas!!

I LOVE Divergent, the Hunger Games (series, not the Games themselves), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, The 100, and lots more series.

The girl who walks around in a Mockingjay t-shirt.

The girl who gives a three-finger salute at a funeral,

thank you and goodbye.

The girl who walks into a fancy party and searches for Katniss

(and knows where she is--by the food).

The girl who begs her mother to let her plant primroses and rue flowers in the garden.

The girl who calls her fenced-in back yard the meadow.

The girl who will actually eat dandelions and pine bark,

and drink evergreen tea.

The girl who learns a weapon just in case she gets reaped.

The girl who accidentally reads, "To Kill a Mockingjay."

The girl who burned her family's garden when she saw the wasps' nest,

because smoke subdues them, before she hacks it down with a knife.

The girl who is me.

(Please repost if this applies to you!)

The girl who wears black to do something hard.

The girl who wants her ashes to be scattered from a zip-line.

The girl who has made a plan to save money to visit Chicago one day.

The girl who loves Tris's friends more than her own.

The girl who hangs a sign by her bed warning her,

"good night, sleep tight, don't let Peter stab you in the eye with a butter knife."

The girl who thinks green and purple are evil colors.

The girl who would jump at the chance to reset her memory and join Divergent Chicago.

The girl who plans to name her kids Caleb and Beatrice (no matter what genders they are).

The girl who gets mad when her friends aren't wearing their correct faction colors.

The girl who plays Candor or Dauntless instead of truth or dare.

The girl who rides the Ferris wheel, even though it terrifies her,

and is very glad she doesn't have to climb it.

The girl who never forgets 4/6 or 6/4.

The girl who is me.

(Please repost if this applies to you!)

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(Do I want to know what irregular soap is?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(Because I'm going to eat frozen food for supper!).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Oops...guess I'll put it back on the shelf)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(Really? I thought it'd be cold!)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But why? It wouldn't burn me...)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(Because all the kids theses days opperate machinery and drive cars!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(Aw, shucks! I was going to go to a party tonight!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(I'm a little confused...)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(No, I never would've known that!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(But what do I do with the package?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Because a lot of kids try to fly with it?)
On a Tacky Glue bottle: "Not intended for washable wearables."
(But the unwashable kind are okay?)

List Your Favorite 12 Harry Potter Characters in no particular order.

1-Hermione Granger

2- Luna Lovegood

3-Neville Longbottom

4-Minerva McGonagall

5-Albus Dumbledore

6-Rubeus Hagrid

7-Molly Weasley

8-Ginny Weasley

9-Helga Hufflepuff

10-Orla Quirke

11-Arabella Figg


1) Have you ever read a fanfic about 6 and 11 before?

Hagrid and Figg? I don't think the two have ever met.

2) What would be 4's favorite memory?

McGonagall: Maybe laughing about the Marauders' antics while at school.

3) What would happen if Three married Four?

Then Hogwarts really needs to look at their student-teacher relationships.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I have never read a fanfic about Hufflepuff. Sadly.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Luna and Orla? Sure, if Orla likes The Quibbler.

6) Which fic would be better: 5 helps 8 or 5 helps 10?

Dumbledore helps Ginny or Orla? I'd say Ginny because we know more about her.

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six talking privately?

Hermione walked in on Hagrid and Dumbledore talking . I remember this happening multiple times in canon. Probably get Harry and Ron and the Invisibility Cloak and listen in.

8) Make up a summary of a fic about 3 and 10.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Neville tutors Orla in Herbology so she can take her OWLs, and Orla helps Neville in Charms for his NEWTs. But what happens when simple communication leads to Ministry accusations of cheating?

9) Is there any such thing as a fluffy fanfic about 1 and 8?

Hermione and Ginny? Probably.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Does Anyone Need a Free Elf? (Molly/Dobby)

11) What might 3 scream if s/he was terrified?


14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ginny--What Makes You Beautiful (One Direction)

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hermione/Dobby/Hagrid--Warning: Lots of yelling between Hermione and Hagrid about SPEW

16) What might be a normal thing for 1 to say to Two?

Hermione/Luna--"Nargles don't exist, Luna. Haven't you ever read A Summary of Magical Myths and Creations?" *Holds up 3000 page book*

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never. . .

18) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, is consoled by (11) and is in a brief, unhappy relationship with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

"Hermione and Molly are in a happy relationship until Molly runs off with McGonagall. Hermione, broken-hearted, is consoled by Figg and is a brief, unhappy relationship with Dobby, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with Neville."

Apart from the whole Hermione/Molly thing, this actually kind of makes sense.

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This One's Mine by iColor With Crayons reviews
Angelica and Alexander meet in high school when they are assigned as partners for a project. Angelica immediately falls for Alexander. Unfortunately for her, so does Eliza. WARNING: this story gets real dark, real quick and involves controversial subjects. Read at your own risk and please don't send me political/religious tirades. I'm just an honest egg.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 254,213 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 12/26/2016 - A. Hamilton, Eliza S., Angelica S., T. Jefferson
Dare to Read by Human124 reviews
This is a Divergent characters read Divergent story. It is in Four's POV. I will try my best to update as often as possible. The pairings are: Will/Christina, Fourtris, Uriah/Marlene, and Zeke/Shauna. Lynn is also there, but she probably won't be having a girlfriend.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,194 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/15/2014
React to Hamilton by she-who-hears reviews
Our dear, old, white founding fathers react to the cultural phenomenon that is Hamilton: An American Musical.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,419 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/22/2017 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Eliza S., P. Schuyler
The Life Story Of Beetee Latier by USANAguy reviews
The untold story of the famous District 3 Victor's Games. - Brilliant super-brain Beetee of District 3 has a job to do to save the life of a close family member, and he's willing to mercilessly kill 23 children to get the money to do it in the 35th Hunger Games. (ON TEMPORARY HIATUS)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 181,681 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Beetee
Mockingjay: Katniss' Hijacking by MrsMellark74 reviews
During the final moments of the Quarter Quell Peeta Mellark was rescued by the District 13 rebels and Katniss Everdeen was taken to the Capitol to be tortured. A plot twist on the original version of Mockingjay. [Peeta's POV] (This story follows much of the original story line only with the swap of Katniss and Peeta)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,058 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 7/26/2014
Camp Counselors by livyroro reviews
Tris gets a job working as a camp counselor at her old childhood camp, Angel's Lake. Four has been working at this camp for two years under the insistence of his father. It's always been a drag, but when a certain blonde-haired beauty becomes his partner, work becomes very interesting. Includes most of the Dauntless gang.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,668 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] - Complete
Capitol Girl by truthed reviews
Effie POV. Set before Katniss, this is Effie Trinket's story of why she decided to become a district escort. This also tells about the first few years at her job. Starts in the year of the 59th hunger games. T for possible references and mild profanity. :) There may be slight Heffie toward the end.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Haymitch A., Other tributes, Effie T.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clich├ęs stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Night In the Arena by ObviouslyAnnoyed reviews
A night in the Arena. Poem.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
I Am Strong by mtwordsr reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS! Katniss and Peeta explain to their daughter about everything. They tell her the story, they show her the book, and they share how they can stand it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,553 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Year 8: Whispers of the Yet to Come by damonkeygirl reviews
Starts out immediately after the end of Book 7 and tells the story of life after Voldemort, leaving everyone to deal with the remaining threats in their attempt to move on in life. Harry/Ginny. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 241,301 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Young Eadlyn's Birthday reviews
The four-year-old princess of Illea plans her birthday party.
Selection Trilogy, Kiera Cass - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2017 - Eadlyn S. - Complete
Remembering Our Rue
It is a day of reflection, so of course we are thinking of Rue. Mom is in bed, unable to get through the day. I'm the oldest sister, so I have to get my siblings through the day alone, and still find time to remember my older sister. She and I were always the closest, so her death is harder for me than my sisters, but I still must survive.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Published: 6/14/2016
Hunger Games poems reviews
Just a bunch of poems based of the Hunger Games series.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015
Divergent No-War Story (fluffy!) reviews
What happens in Divergent Chicago if the Erudite attack doesn't happen? Well, about what you'd expect. Peter is evil (very), Christina is honest (very), and Tris is, well, Tris (hopefully). Rated T because it's Divergent.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015