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Joined 11-05-04, id: 699270, Profile Updated: 05-18-14
Author has written 4 stories for South Park, Teen Titans, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

I am Eso!

I have a lot of trouble telling people about myself.

I like food. Predominantly, I like to eat it, but cooking is alright, too.

I like to work. I work for a major cell phone provider and I help out my lover at Asian resaurant, so I'm typically busy.

My family and friends are my priority.

I haven't written in five years, but that's changing. For real this time. I hope.

-I'm trying maybe editing the old stuff - most of it's been deleted - and then doing some short bits.

I like people, if you add me on anything, you'll regret it, because I rarely shut up.

Life's little pleasures are the most important.

I speak English and Chinese. I'm Hispanic.

QQ - 1667511828

skype - monstrous.melee@live.com

I probably want to write for you.

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Angels Of Ice And Shadow by shadow halfbreed reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Yami just can't seem to excape the memory that stalks him like his own shadow. Perhaps the salvation of his soul lies with the angel trapped in ice....if he can only dig him out of the frozen prison...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 179,862 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/23/2009 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi
Have You Forgotten by PhantomDragon12 reviews
A songfic in memory of 9/11. "Have You Forgotten" by Derryl Worley. 9/11 through Danny Fenton's eyes. And "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning? " by Alan Jackson, which is a different take on the tragedy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Phantom Blood by PhantomDragon12 reviews
Liz Phantom runs away when she realizes she was kidnapped at birth. Now she's on a mission to find her real family, but ending up with a bunch of vampires wasn't what she had in mind.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,217 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Danny F., Edward - Complete
misery loves company by kyleisgod reviews
Butters is having a terrible day until he gets cheered up by an unlikely friend.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Butters S. - Complete
What if Kenny Comes Back? by emilovessouthpark reviews
Stan and Kyle take advantage of their alone time.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by Charlie-87 reviews
Happy freaking birthday. Robin has not told anyone it is his birthday. And yet here is someone who knows, and better yet, got him a present. What will happen? Robin/Red-X.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Robin, Red-X - Complete
It Makes Me Feel Better by Punch Sarcophagus. Avoid Raep reviews
They knew that they shouldn't be, but did anyways. OneShot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
King Me, Kiss Me by Karrissarella reviews
This sleepover was supposed to be fun, but Jounouchi is determined to win at any game against Yugi. Any game. Jou/Yug.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - K. Jounouchi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by Karrissarella reviews
Kaiba bets Jounouchi he couldn’t last one night in Vegas. SxJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Highly Illogical Purchase by Andiee L reviews
When Uhura receives a package, the only thing Spock can concur is that it is a "highly illogical purchase."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
PRO by kyleisgod reviews
Only Kenny can teach Kyle how to survive being poor. Friendship fic. Based on ep 1301.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pieces of You by Jenivi7 reviews
Glittershipping for Compy's contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Anzu M., Kisara - Complete
The Magazine by The Blonde Midget reviews
Jou follows the advice of a teenagegirl magazine, hoping to gain the attention of a certain brunet CEO. Will it work? SetoJou and other pairings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,273 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Hearing by The Blonde Midget reviews
The problem with Kaiba Seto was his hearing...SetoxJou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Apples by YuugisGirl reviews
Love is a strange thing. It twists your insides like nothing else can. It drives you crazy and yet keeps you coming back for more. It preys relentlessly on your heart and soul but somehow makes you complete. And there is nothing more divine. Euroshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - R. Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
Mistletoe by The Blonde Midget reviews
Who knew Kaiba Seto was one to follow humbug traditions...well, Katsuya finds out for himself. SetoJou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2008 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Scars by AirGirl Phantom reviews
For round two of Compy's contest, Revolutionshipping. Yuugi spends a lot of time in his soul room, watching them. A monster named Jealousy awakens and hearts are broken.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Yūgi M., Anzu M. - Complete
Fruit Salad by Risa Rage reviews
All they had to do was prepare lunch. Was that too much to ask? Albel x Fayt.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Attack of the fangirls by RemyTheReaper reviews
CRACKFIC. Thirteen is having an off day, so Cameron has to die. Wilson is on steroids and ring pops cure Huntingtons. Kutner and Chase are in a polygamous cult. Wow.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Seme! by Youkai Of Hearts reviews
Kantarou asks Haruka if he can be Seme, Haruka on the other hand isn’t thrilled and comes up with a solution to this little ordeal that they seem to have...HarukaxKantarou
Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
First Kiss by The Blonde Midget reviews
Jou desperately wants to get his first kiss...but who will give it to him? SetoJou, rated for swearing. warning for my, as usual, CRAPPY humor.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2007 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Sleeping Pills by The Blonde Midget reviews
Ryou asks Bakura a question does he care? The answer, however, makes Ryou brake, and he feels like he doesn’t want to live anymore. So, what’s there to do? Our broken angel goes for his last resort...sleeping pills. BxR, slight YYxR and SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
You Caught My Eye by Karrissarella reviews
Those long legs, that chestnut hair, those cerulean orbs! Seto Kaiba decided to change his life, literally.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
The Battle of Wits by TitanKardinal reviews
When Kimiko is captured by Jack Spicer, he and Raimundo get into a battle of wits...TO THE DEATH. oneshot
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Raimundo, Jack - Complete
I'm a Gangsta by teh-fargs reviews
Jack has odd tastes in music and Raimundo just HAS to investigate, though he gets mildly side tracked... hint of RaiJack
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Raimundo, Jack - Complete
the slash club by kyleisgod reviews
The girls form a certain after school club. Can Stan and Kyle survive its presence? Can Cartman get Kenny kicked out of the club? Read and review!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Teal by SomeRandomKyleBroflovskiFan reviews
Kyle is having trouble with his art assignment, so he asks Stan for help. When two colors come together, a new color is made. So, what happens when Blue, and green mix together...? You get teal... .:a fluffy StanXKyle oneshot! SLASH:.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Quiet Mountain Town by AdvancedFlea reviews
[COMPLETED!] When Kyle's Bedroom is being painted, Stan's family let Kyle stay with them, which takes Stan & Kyle's friendship to new levels. SLASH WARNING! contains Stan x Kyle, and Kenny x Butters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 40,050 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Coffee by Starlight Gardenia reviews
Chuckie gets invited to Tommy's house for some coffee! TommyChuckie pairing slash.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Chuckie F., Tommy P. - Complete
Wha'dya mean were stuck! by The Blonde Midget reviews
Seto are out shopping in last minute, and bumps into a certain blonde puppy. They get trapped in the elevator... together, don’t forget! Will they survive? SetoJou COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,426 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Momentum by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2003 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
After the rescue by Crazi.Neko reviews
Takes place right after League Of Their Own. And well, after they got together somehow... VR slash of course! R&R
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
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Imperfection reviews
It wells up inside you and it makes you sick. That's the only way I can describe this feeling - it's brokenand ugly. It takes over and it rules you, because you know you'll never be good enough. [RobBB, light RaeStar and CyBee] [Looks better now! Tweaked 05/2014.] Included: The final chapters were removed (didn't like them), but may be posted if writing improves.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,517 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
TenSong Shuffle Challenge II Hitler? reviews
YamiYugixHitler. Yes, "What the hell?" is the proper response. I wanted to get some inspiration again, so here's another shuffle challenge. The rules are inside, if you wanna try. Uh. It's... I don't know if I'm inspired or not.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Complete
The Game reviews
Robin lost it. Note: Some cutesy fluffy BBxR.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
DryErase Boards reviews
The blond leaned in close to his friend's face, whispering silkily, "Kyle...Have I ever told you I want you for your hot, supple..." Read to find out: Who says this, and why. :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete