Heya boys and girls!

This is my... do-do-dee-dooo!(drum roll please!)... profile! were you can learn all the boring fact about my life... sad-I know.

I am the biggest idiot you'll ever meet, I swear on it. I'm 17, female, still at school. At the mo I'm doing year 11 TEE ( that's Australian for the American SATS testing, i think). Lit, Foundation Maths, Bio, Art and Drama, and failing miserably in all of them! HA!

I'm a book worm, plus you can't separate me from my fan fiaction, ask my parents...

I'm a sucker for drama, and I prefere readin em than writing em... but if i start a story, i'll finish it. I promise...(eh ehe he...)

My favourite books atm (I go through fazes-doesnt everyone?):

Maximum Ride- the whole series is fantasic! reading it's like a whole second religion for me and my friends!

Artemis Fowl- Yay! He's so cool!

Hannibal- I won't put them all down but thats a great read!! I love Hannibal!!

The Tomorrow Series- Ellies do awesum, she like Max! I love Homer too!

The Keys to the Kingdom

Earths Children Series- (clan of the cave bear and stuff)

Harry Potter- but don't tell anyone i know

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" ~Gazzy!

Authors Notes

I love L'Auberge espagnole!! it's the best movie ever!! Anyone who hasn't seen it... I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!

I get distracted really easily, so if im taking long to submit a chapter just prod me with a big wooden stick.

Happy readings everyone!

oxoxo