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Joined 11-06-04, id: 699762, Profile Updated: 04-12-18
Author has written 10 stories for Breath of Fire, Harry Potter, Evangelion, Worm, Disgaea, Godzilla, and Destiny.

My God, it's full of fanfics.

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When will Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen be finished? Eventually. I wrote myself into a corner with the ending, and I don't want to write a bad ending for it.

When will Jamie Evans and The Lonely Queen be finished? Eventually. I'm working on finishing a ballooned one-shot, then coming back to this. (The truth as of June 12, 2017)


My Stories:

Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen - See above note. End of fifth year. Voldemort tosses Harry into an alternate dimension at the end of the Ministry debacle. There, he has to deal with the Potter family, including their Hufflepuff son Harry, re-meeting all of his friends, and a still strong connection to the Dark Lord who sent him on his way. Harry/OC... maybe.

Something Wicked This Way Comes - COMPLETE. X-over with Disgaea series. After forth year, before Disgaea: Hour of Darkness. With Voldemort's return, Harry, Hermione, and Ron get the bright idea of summoning a demon to help kill the Dark Lord. Except, when the summoning ritual comes from Luna Lovegood, nothing goes the way it's expected. Beta'd by Kyouzou and Luan Mao. What chapters, I'll figure out later. Not Harry/Ginny.

The Taken Queen - COMPLETE? Fusion? X-over between Worm and Destiny. There is more to come.

The Terrible Ideas Bin - Forever In Progress. My bin of strangeness. They won't always be story beginnings. Sometimes it'll just be snippets of conversation that I have. If you use anything in it, drop me a pm with a link to the story so I can read it and link to it. This is the one that updates whenever I feel like it. Mostly because I never remember to update it on Saturdays.

The Composting Bin - Forever In Progress. My bin for Worm Fics. Mostly the same rules for the Terrible Ideas Bin.

Jamie Evans and The Lonely Queen - IN PROGRESS The continuing adventures of Jamie Evans in having a child, being a teacher, and dealing with Things Beyond Human Ken.

Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool - COMPLETE. Time Travel. Harry steps back in time, with plans, plans within plans, and plans within plans within plans. Except he didn't realize one damn thing: He's fate's chewtoy, and she's going to make him bend over and take it. Honks. Beta'd by Lens of Sanity. Renamed due to FFN's Administrative Tactical Nuclear Strike.

The Monsters of Man - COMPLETE. ONE SHOT. Begins before "Asuka Attacks". Post Godzilla 1985/Gojira Returns. Instead of Mount Asama, Sandolphan appears in Mount Mihara. Can the Evangelions, weapons made to defeat the Messengers of God, destroy humanity's greatest mistake?

Breath of Fire: Of Thieves and Men - On Long-term Hiatus. AU. There was a plot to take over the country, as I recall. There were gods involved, too. I didn't make very many notes. I may, eventually, come back to this, if only because I rarely walk away from something permanently.

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The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 9,134 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 295,543 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 9/15/2012
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 11,779 - Follows: 5,654 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Touched by the Arcane by lisbeth00 reviews
Catherine Potter dreams of things that should not be - a Paleblood sky and the distant screams of a being not quite dead, wrested from its mother's bloodied grasp.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 365,933 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 5/17/2022 - Published: 5/17/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Plain Doll, Kos/Kosm - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13477 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 5,520 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,159 - Reviews: 3983 - Favs: 9,848 - Follows: 7,485 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 6,506 - Follows: 5,936 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 255,380 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/11/2021 - Published: 6/15/2012
Prinny Administrator by Racke reviews
In the Academy, Sakura gets her hands on a summoning-contract. One that let's her summon prinnies. Things change. (Cross-posted on AO3)
Crossover - Naruto & Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,013 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 267 - Published: 5/28/2021 - Sakura H., Prinny - Complete
Blindsided by MBurris reviews
You don't have to be pleasant to do good things. And sometimes it's the littlest things that spark a massive change. And when someone's been blindsided, they think it's unfair. But just because they didn't see it coming, and can't tell where it's going, is it really something that's ... bad? Rating to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,595 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/21/2021 - Published: 12/18/2019 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Argos by frodogenic reviews
In which Darth Vader is blackmailed, and there is nothing he can do about it. Blasted droids. Oneshot, Limpet AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/2/2020
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 251 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 1,278 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Gold, Forgiveness and Math by MBurris reviews
Harry needs the goblins to forgive the plundering of their vault system and the theft of a dragon. Harry monetizes the Wizarding World's fear of ... math.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Black Queen's War by Silently Watches reviews
Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,545 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lady Thief by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Framed as a thief and expelled from Hogwarts in her second year, her family ruined by debts, many thought they had seen the last of her. But someone saw her potential, as well as a chance for redemption - and Hermione Granger was all too willing to become a lady thief if it meant she could get her revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 625,619 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 7/29/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Mundungus F. - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6058 - Favs: 19,255 - Follows: 16,305 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by fringeperson reviews
Obi-Wan liked to think that she was a sensible sort of Jedi. Her master's ever-perfect hair pissed her off occasionally though, and maybe she wasn't exactly conventional. King Amidala hoped that he was doing the right thing by his people. He was very conscious of his youth, and the pretty Jedi didn't help with his feeling young at all. Fem!Obi-Wan, Male!Padme. Don't own. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 4/12/2018 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Crowning Moment of Awesome by MBurris reviews
Neville, abruptly woken from a daydream, is temporarily confused about his actions. And now ... he's terrified of being who he wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Neville L. - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 6,217 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Last Horcrux by Nargled reviews
What would Hermione have really done during the last battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
Bloodborne Online by Racke reviews
Kayaba had had a dream once. It'd been childish and innocent, and with jaded eyes he did everything in his power to warp and destroy it. And so the Nightmare begins.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 218 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Complete
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Harry Potter Story Fluffle by Philosophize reviews
Fluffle: A pack of bunnies; or, in this case, a collection of 1st chapters of stories which may or may not get written. Most are x-overs. Some are FemHarry. Most are femslash. All are interesting, but many have problems preventing me from creating strong plots. None are up for adoption, but if you have ideas to help so a full story can be written, I'd love to hear from you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 5/10/2016
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,321 - Reviews: 4456 - Favs: 8,851 - Follows: 5,603 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Mr. Granger - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 7,754 - Follows: 4,454 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke reviews
Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 604 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 9,088 - Follows: 4,407 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Walked on Water by Starfox5 reviews
AU. From the deepest abyss of the sea, a new menace rises to threaten Wizarding Britain. And three scarred people are called up once again to defend a country that seems torn between praising and condemning them for saving it the first time. Inspired by concepts from Kantai Collection and similar games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7299 - Favs: 16,363 - Follows: 12,233 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 209 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
Harry's Death by Nargled reviews
One shot. I'm still confused by the Hallows...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 7,787 - Follows: 5,526 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Black Family Business by Nargled reviews
The war and the trials are over. Draco is finally going to become the Heir to the Black Family. And there's nothing that bloody Potter can do about it. Chapter two added, updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,710 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 6,071 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 302 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by Silently Watches reviews
…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,432 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Harry P., Raven] N. Tonks - Complete
Harry, Hermione, and the Tournament by Nargled reviews
It's Halloween. Harry hates Halloween. Can Hermione save him? T for very brief mild swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of Love by Philosophize reviews
Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 373,399 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Minerva M. - Complete
Beneath Sovereign Skies by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry and the dragons fight to find their place and gain acceptance amidst growing international tensions. Not all is well and good as the Weyrs threaten established powers and offer new opportunities. Follow Harry and the dragons as they try to navigate increasingly turbulent waters of international politics, terrorism and intrigue. On indefinite hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 289,842 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 406 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 768 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
All Full of that Wizard Angst by CalamityJim reviews
Voldemort explains the source of magic to Harry. Crackfic. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4426 - Favs: 8,318 - Follows: 6,162 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force by DarkKing666 reviews
Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,512 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Belldandy, Urd, Skuld - Complete
The Blender by LordsFire reviews
This is my repository for miscellaneous story fragments that I thought were interesting, but not interesting enough, or perhaps worth enough effort, to turn into full stories in and of themselves.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,745 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P.
The Mark by Nargled reviews
The Malfoys are finally on trial. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,635 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yule Ball Panic by Philosophize reviews
Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4654 - Favs: 11,045 - Follows: 7,784 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Meet the Schmidts by TP Knight reviews
AU. Dorothy and Geoff Schmidt are Rachel's new foster parents.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Bitch/Hellhound, Night, Fog - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 8,403 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 548 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Red Light Special by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Supergirl and Lex Luthor's attempts at experimentation with Red Kryptonite. No, not THAT kind...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Resistance by Jay Simpson reviews
This story is a cross-over of the Star Wars universe with the Earth as it stood in 1998. The setting for the Star Wars universe is approximately three years prior to the Battle of Yavin. Edit: Having retired from the US Army for nearly a year, felt this story needed a re-write. It was far too full of unexplained military acronyms, and I decided to clean it up a bit.
Crossover - Star Wars & X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,523 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 11,232 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6909 - Favs: 15,453 - Follows: 9,910 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Consequence of Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,531 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Raven, Jinx] Cyborg - Complete
Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings by LordsFire reviews
My explorations in the world of Halkeginia; mostly inspired by discussions on the Spacebattles Creative Writing forums. Dragon Summoning moved to its own story.
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,346 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Louise
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 9,012 - Follows: 5,865 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Epitaph by chem prof reviews
Hermione's explanation of the inscriptions on the tombstones in Godric's Hollow leads Harry to want something similar for Dobby's tombstone. Which leads to a revelation that changes the course of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 296 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 5,551 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ginny and Hermione by Nargled reviews
Ginny and Hermione meet to discuss...Harry of course. What are the odds that it goes well? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione and the Raven by Nargled reviews
Hermione has left the magical world, and is studying at Oxford. She makes a new friend. Fluffy one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 650 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Without End by Icedragonmo3 reviews
A series of One-shots and scenes that I know I'll never finish, but need to write down so they'll stop bouncing in my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Harry P.
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 7,064 - Follows: 4,400 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Funny Thing, Magic by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,777 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5232 - Favs: 7,883 - Follows: 4,791 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Belated Introduction by brainthief reviews
The Ministry wants to know what happened in the Department of Mysteries. When interviewing minors, should not their guardians be present?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Petunia D., Argus F.] - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Vegas Surprises by Luan Mao reviews
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Remus L. - Complete
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 6,919 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 9,002 - Follows: 2,796 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 316 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Our World's Light by Materia-Blade reviews
The world returned to life after the third impact. Slowly. A decade passed since the sea turned red and the sky was filled with monsters. As the last soul marred by the impacts walks ashore, two higher beings look down upon the world they have wrought.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 417 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 976 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 181 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 5,688 - Follows: 1,814 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 985 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 12,455 - Follows: 3,864 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 6,613 - Follows: 2,336 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Happily Ever After? by muggledad reviews
An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 799 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
THE SHIP by drakensis reviews
Supposing the Adeptus Mechanicus dared to think just a little bit bigger...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/20/2012
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 11,235 - Follows: 5,316 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4580 - Favs: 10,393 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 8,570 - Follows: 4,735 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Coach Granger by Luan Mao reviews
A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,666 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
A True Daughter of the Black by Ynyr reviews
After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,227 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Saturn by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Twelve years after the Dark Lord's victory, Draco Malfoy finds his position eroding in the new Britain as trials of accused traitors begin. Rated M for implications more than anything explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 5,245 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Heals by anthfan reviews
Hermione deals with the ramifications of her scar in the year following the final battle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,280 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,131 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 3055 - Favs: 10,770 - Follows: 5,265 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 10,363 - Follows: 6,032 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
just secrets by Thomas Raven reviews
There are some things that just never come up in conversation. Secrets that one keeps, or never thought were relevant. These are some of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 6,943 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In For the Long Haul by GenkaiFan reviews
At the lowest point in his life Harry meets someone that's always willing to lend a hand.. AU Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 6,908 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Thunderstorm by T3t reviews
The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 348 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harrison Evans & the Hogwarts First Year by DragonKatGal reviews
*COMPLETE* Without the scar, without the hair, without the name...Harrison Evans is just another Gryffindor trying to make it through First Year. *NEW* Chapter 17 - The Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,242 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dragon Summoning by LordsFire reviews
Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,222 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Louise - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 8,686 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
There is Always a Way Out by Lady FoxFire reviews
Welcome to another Character X is a Veela and Harry has to marry him but with a twist. Warning: Not a happy ending. No slash in this fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Apparition Accident by transportation reviews
Harry gets hit with a hex in the middle of Apparating, and doesn't end up quite where he'd intended. A short, Harmonious one-shot, for no good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Broken Child by Lady FoxFire reviews
What happens when Harry's mind snaps. Can he recover? rape, abuse, torture
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,356 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 370 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 17,234 - Follows: 5,005 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
She Who Hesitates by pettybureaucrat reviews
AU 6th Year. Harry and Luna kiss after Slughorn's party and become a couple, exploring their feelings and sexuality to the ultimate conclusion. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 335 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 1,164 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 484 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
The Apothecary by grenouille7777 reviews
JKR gave us a snapshot of their lives long after the Final Battle. But what was it like two years later after all of the kids have finally entered Hogwarts? All fun and happiness? Maybe... maybe not. Starts off fully canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Present by apAidan reviews
Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 1,384 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 409 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 7,977 - Follows: 3,017 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 226 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 8,159 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Lucius M.] - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 6,441 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3789 - Favs: 8,175 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 956 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hair Scare by terripotter5 reviews
Cedric Diggory - Hogwart's Champion - tells Hermione why she is so disliked by the purebloods
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Dealing with Disappointment by scriviner reviews
Superman is the son of one of the most brilliant men produced by a culture that practically fetishizes science. What if his parents got the opportunity to see how his life turned out? Would they be proud? Or would they take issue with his life choices?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 109 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 212 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 5,820 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 922 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 264 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Flavor of Life by DigiFruit reviews
Hikari receives a box of Valentine's chocolates but doesn't know who it's from. So in the one month between Valentine's and White Day, Hikari struggles to realize and capture her love
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Shinji I., Hikari H. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 4556 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
It's the Hair by tli reviews
Harry and Luna ask the Room of Requirement to show them something interesting. Contains a pairing that I like - HarryLuna, a pairing that makes no sense, and a very silly incantation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It's Too Late by Fyreheart reviews
What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 677 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 3,870 - Follows: 850 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5748 - Favs: 14,094 - Follows: 7,013 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Balm of Time by ladylaughalot reviews
Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,856 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Semper Victoria by Kat-2V reviews
Humanity is on the brink of self-destruction, and unobtanium may be only hope for our species. While humanity begins their return, they find only a few surviving scientists between them and an increasingly active Eywa, and the promise of a war that would alter the fate of all. A story where Pandora is not an Eden, where desperate battles will determine who lives... and who dies.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 134,234 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Parker S., Norm S., Max P., Eywa - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 6,031 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 3342 - Favs: 6,598 - Follows: 3,915 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10174 - Favs: 30,475 - Follows: 12,518 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Life in Sunnyhell by Niamh O'Leary reviews
Buffy writes a book about being the Slayer, and meets some interesting people in Flourish and Blotts. This story is Buffy/Snape.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,060 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Buffy S., Severus S. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 4,581 - Follows: 1,641 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 9,426 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wardrobe by GenkaiFan reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 8,441 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 19,722 - Follows: 8,547 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Girl Who Loved by Darth Drafter reviews
Sirius is dead. The Headmaster reveals to Harry what he believes the power Voldemort knows not is supposed to be. Not just 'love' but a specific kind of love. Harry disagrees. He reacts with an 8 timezone apparition to the Pools of Sorrow in China. Multicross of HP, SM and Ranma 1/2. Harry/Usagi SailorMoon
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 152,525 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Harry P. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16445 - Favs: 28,935 - Follows: 12,371 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,664 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Formal Declaration by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A little scenario I was inspired to write.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Poker Night by Academia Nut reviews
When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/28/2009
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 1,019 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 12,908 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 4,234 - Follows: 951 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
No Good Deed by Ardwolf reviews
Shaking the pillars of heaven is all very heroic, and can pay extremely well. But Malcolm Reynolds always suspected surviving the rain of debris afterward separates the truly mighty from the merely squished and icky… Sequel to Lost In The Woods.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,035 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
You Only Live Thrice : The Tale Of Elsa Jones by pstibbons reviews
The Pureblood said, "Granger must be destroyed. Not killed - that would just make her a martyr. Her reputation must be destroyed. She must be eliminated from our society, preferably by Potter himself, before she can destroy us." HGOC HPLL Azkaban!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,790 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 602 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 7,501 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 257 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 7,521 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 545 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Meadows of Heaven by Mystical Magician reviews
Harry Potter crossover. Queens of Narnia and wizardry do not mix. Susan Minerva Pevensie-McGonagall has been walking a fine line for decades.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Minerva M., Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 3,370 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 6,373 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 221 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6745 - Favs: 20,182 - Follows: 7,603 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 5,678 - Follows: 1,215 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 9,201 - Follows: 1,290 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 689 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 7,140 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 6,229 - Follows: 1,740 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead Stars by Metrocarded reviews
Calvin knows something isn't right. He just can't figure out what.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 6,544 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 6,108 - Follows: 1,678 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4723 - Favs: 9,809 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Grace by SFD reviews
Harry is hiding away from all thing magic and finds love and happiness, but some things magic are unavoidable...I was short of stories about harry falling in love with a muggle girl. so I gave it a shot myself.Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 6,149 - Follows: 1,802 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 679 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Possibles Spoil the Universe by Allaine reviews
Drakken steals another “PanDimensional” device, but this time he could accidentally destroy a lot more than the state of Nevada. Takes place after So the Drama.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
SPEW Drabble by Jamie46 reviews
Hermione goes off on another S.P.E.W. rant, but gets a surprise when Harry goes off on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2005
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4270 - Favs: 9,622 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritus Crystalus by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to Dumbledore's Army. 7th year including final battle. Ships! HG RH SSOC RLNT, Rated M for language, for mild sexual situations and for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 221,227 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Janus Order by chubby redburn reviews
AU. OOC. Harry Potter was raised by his Aunt and Uncle, His father's twin sister Jane and her husband Sirius Black, on a ranch in Alberta, Canada. His destiny, however, can not be denied. HPHG shipper (Completed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,574 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fourteen Fathoms by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 286 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
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The Terrible Ideas Bin reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,879 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/16/2020 - Published: 8/13/2011
Monstrous reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 1,453 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
The Taken Queen reviews
Some powers have history. Some powers should not be acquired. Some powers had a plan, should they ever fall. A Worm/Destiny cross that (hopefully) requires zero knowledge of Destiny.
Crossover - Worm & Destiny - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,720 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 427 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Complete
The Composting Ideas Bin reviews
Random fics that I post to Spacebattless Worm Fic Thread. Worm, for those who don't know, is free on the internet.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/17/2014
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Something Wicked This Way Comes reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 2,008 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Monsters of Man reviews
Instead of Mt. Asama, Sandolphon appears in Mt. Mihara. Can mankind's greatest mistake be defeated by their greatest weapons? Or must it remain, as a reminder of their follies?
Crossover - Evangelion & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Asuka L. S., Godzilla - Complete
Breath of Fire: Of Thieves and Men reviews
I can safely say this has nothing to do with Steinbeck. It has a lot to do with a thief, mugger, and highwayman named Ryu, though. There's also a girl named Nina. Expect Actual Knights and dragons later. Rated T for logical violence and occasional swears.
Breath of Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/7/2006