Ayla Curtis
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Joined 11-06-04, id: 699846, Profile Updated: 07-22-08
Author has written 8 stories for Legacy of Kain, Hellsing, Halo, Invader Zim, and Devil May Cry.

Current Mood - mrrr

Gender - Female

Age - 21...oh god...I'm all old and decrepit

Lives - in an old grey city called London, on a soggy little island called Britain...for now.

The Ayla is a short, often shy creature that can most commonly be seen hiding behind a laptop. She has been known, on occasion, to venture from her nest into the real world in order to go in search of her favoured prey; books and video games. She survives on a diet consisting mostly of chicken, bacon, pieces of mummified cow corpse (known to some as ‘beef jerky’), and cinnamon if it can be found. She is not appreciative of vegetables unless they are called ‘potatoes’. She is easily angered by people who make fun of her height…all five foot of it…and although she is not particularly violent you would not be advised to come between her and a bacon sandwich. Bacon is important. How she remains a size 8 (UK) is a mystery to many. She possesses excessively long hair which can be doubled as a scarf during the winter months and must be forcibly removed from her Dr. Martens of an evening. She has long since forgotten the meaning of ‘pink’ other than as something to be avoided at all costs.

The Weekly Update

22nd July '08- Calling this a 'weekly update' is a bit of a cheek I suppose. It's been a very long time since I've been to this site let alone written anything for it. I would like to but the inspiration for things has left me. I may try to at least finish the ones that deserve an ending but for now nothing is really going on. I apologise to anyone who had been waiting on things to be completed or any promises I couldn't keep, but what i thought was just me 'annual wall' turned out to be something else entirely. I'm hoping to apply myself to original works and with any luck get some things actually published but I hope to make time for fanfiction again; my real first foray into getting my projects out into the world. Thank you for every review, for all your patience and pointers. My time here when I was regularly uploading my work, especially Beyond the Edge and Growing Pains was a happy one indeed.

Watch this space, but don't wait up.

Fic Progress Info

Beyond the Edge - Complete! Old chapters may be re-posted to remove typos.

Half Moon - Indefinate hiatus.

Dangers of Forerunner Logic - Abandoned. May be removed.

Growing Pains - Indefinite hiatus.

Flight of the Butterfly Man - Indefinite hiatus. Plans to finish.

Lament of a Lonely Man - Indefinite hiatus. Plans to finish.

The Back Burner

Exile - Invader Zim multichaper...I'm not giving any hints as to content except Humour/Action/Adventure and an OC that the Tallest really don't want around.

Untitled -An AU spin off of 'Growing Pains'. This will follow Dante and Vergil's misadventures in college (yeah,I know it's been done a million times already but hey-ho...) It will be a collaboration with Chicken-Chan and it's currently undecided wether it will be posted under my account, her accountor a new joint one. Title suggestions are welcomed woth open arms and cookies.

Perfect Circle - Sequal to Beyond the Edge. Kain and (a more mature) Maddrell must travel further back into Nosgoth's past than any being ever before to prevent Khila carrying out a very foolish plan that will change every timeline forever.

Child That Never Was - My first attempt at Naruto fanfiction. Multi-chapter thing to do with Orochimaru ending up back in Konoha which i have been working on for a while...and just as I decided that yes, i might actually post it I discover that someone else has done something similar. Not the same but there is a definite similarity...so I may well not end up posting it after all. But hey-ho we'll see.

Solus Saga - I got bored an started writing a backhistory for my GW characters Erra and Vyris Solus. might not be posted in the end but its floating about...it takes place before pre and during pre. will end at the Searing.

Sigma Redux - once again i venture into unfamilar territory. another halo fic as a gift for my magpie. Chronicles the impact of a haywire AI on the halo universe. A present for my Magpie, my future evil overlord, my most awesome X-Mep.

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Alucard Learns Something New by shamroc reviews
Ooc as these are ment to be funny. Don't take it too seriously and don't flame me. It's a waste of your time as I really don't care. Reviews and constructive criticism appreciated greatly. :NOTE: i'm writing an actual book and am looking for betas...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/15/2004
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
In The Eye by Charlie Yubari reviews
Some unexplained accident had taken the other eye, and the missing orb had been replaced with a ball of glass. The story behing Jonathan Teatime's eye. Warning DO NOT READ if you have an eyesquick.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
When Mundus gets Bored by Bustahead reviews
When Mundus gets bored, you know it's never going to bode well...especially for his poor long suffering servant, Vergil. Expect lots of OOCness and craziness. Read, review, but most of all ENJOY!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005
Once Upon A Moonlit Night by Baron Hausenpheffer reviews
My collection of short, humorous Hellsing fics. Give 'em a shot (and a review)!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Fan Mail by Gamest Link reviews
The cast of Halo read their fan mail aloud. Some funny stuff and I’m bad with summaries. Just read. Rated for language. and RedvsBlue on CH2 Compl. For now
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Complete
The Art of Silence by The Jolly Leprechaun reviews
Sanzo and co decide (Hakkai's idea) to write New Year's Resolutions for each other. What possible chaos could ensue? This should be interesting...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005
A Bat Out of Hell by H.J. Bender reviews
Aziraphale has a serious problem when bats take up residence in the attic of his bookshop. What ensues is utterly ridiculous. Rated for language and some slashy inferences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Chibi Hellsing Moments by Aaronxz reviews
Random moments in the lives of the Hellsing characters.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004
When Hellsing Freezes Over! by AmberFox and Lyell reviews
God has decided to be really twisted in this one. Rated for sexual inuendo's and some pevertedness in further chapters. (Complete)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Material Things by Emerald Embers reviews
Christmas obscenities, courtesy of England. Mild CrowleyxAziraphale if you squint a bit.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2005 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Queen Songs Gone Halo! by dothacker130 reviews
I'm back for the new year with a whole slew of songs based on the Queen's Greatest Hits Album! All the songs are in the order that they are on the album.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
Stars, hide your fires! by Is0lde reviews
What happens when Crowley's beloved car gets totally trashed, and he can't return it to original form? Are there demon forces involved, and if so, what can Aziraphale do to help? After all - this isn't angel territory...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004
The Curse of Freddie Mercury by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
Someone left a copy of "Good Omens" in Crowley's car for more than a fortnight... parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
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Lament of a Lonely Man reviews
It’s hard to stay angry when you’ve been alone and bored for so long…a little bit of Vorador character development. Chapter 2 finally posted.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006
Flight of the Butterfly Man reviews
Prequel to ‘Beyond the Edge’, telling events in the life of Maddrell the sole survivor of the Razielim clan. Beginning with the cull and leading up to and including the Hylden domination of Nosgoth. Ch 5 finally done and posted. Sorry it took so long
Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,051 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005
Growing Pains reviews
A collection of moments during the early years of Sparda and his earthly family. AU depending on your POV. Chapter 17 finally done The Anniverary: Side B!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005
Beyond the Edge reviews
Complete. Through an unknown power, Kain finds himself transported to a world dominated by Hylden. Begins at the end of LoK: Defiance. Now with extras. Additional 2 now posted.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,483 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
Necessary Evil reviews
Kain’s thoughts, feelings and actions surrounding the execution of Raziel as well as during and after the murder of the Razielim clan. One shot.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Dangers of Forerunner Logic reviews
Weird events and a strange plot tied together with string. The Chief finds a marine that doesn't seem to be in the right dimension...it all goes pear shaped from there. Chap 3 done...a plot, hooray!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005
Half Moon reviews
Post Anime. Integra and Walter are back, Hellsing is running again, Freaks are turning against thier fellows and a teenage boy threatens the secrecy Hellsing has preserved. Chap 6 now up.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
The Final Cut reviews
The day had finally arrived Zim's autopsy. Dib had always though that it would be the best day of his life, especially since he had been invited to attend... one shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
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