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Joined 11-06-04, id: 700092, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 15 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Chronicles of Narnia, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, and Teen Titans.

Updated 6.27.11

I think it's funny that I always update around the same time every year, once a year. I doubt anyone still follows me, but, hi. I'm in college now. My creative writing is pretty shitty right now, so I've put this site off until forever! Yey. I'm going to keep things here so I can just look back...and reminisce...and cry.


I would just like to say that the stories I've written were all before I turned 15. Yeah. So. I didn't really know anything. So. If you wanna bitch and rant about how I don't understand life, it's true, I didn't. Just pointing that out, y'all.


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This Idyllic Scene by TrudiRose reviews
Sequel to Picture This. Gaston and Belle have four kids: a practical tinkerer, a sensitive poet, a fiery tomboy, and a romantic dreamer. But village life isn't always as idyllic as you might think. Even a prince in a nearby castle has problems. . .
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,058 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Belle, Gaston
A Heart to Heart with Leo by The Anonymite reviews
It is always wise to make sure people aren't standing outside your door before you decide to spill your secrets to your lazy-ass cat. Fairly cracky. Post-Inception.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
A Torn Destiny by The Princess Zelda reviews
Ch. 16 rated M for sexual exposure When Link and Zelda escape from an unknown enemy, they get seperated. However, Zelda lost her memory and is found by terrible prince named Marth. Will Link find her and restore her memory? Or will it be too late?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,506 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2003
Zebras Out For Tea by sawyerzelda reviews
Zelda, a waitress at a retro diner who's life is quite ho-hum, is in for a huge change when a guy named Link becomes a regular customer (and admirer) this fic will teach u many old movie facts! HA HA HA!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,467 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 9/9/2004
Black and Purple Stockings by Ash Light reviews
Fagin finds a new pickpocket in the Three Cripples and takes her back to the gang. Nancy adores her, Charlie loves her, and Dodger hates her. A normal life and a chance on the stage is, unsurprisingly, a long way off.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,804 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006
Dragon Curse by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Roy's dragon knowledge will be put to the test when a new Smasher comes to SSB, cursed with the blood of a dark dragon. Will he be able to help the troubled angel? Third installment of the Dragon series, introducing Pit!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,460 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
A Blossoming Love by la periodista reviews
Trying to get rid of her suitors and disguising herself as a gypsy to give love advice have kept Zelda busy. When she thinks Link and Malon are in love, she gives both poor advice. But what if Link uses the advice on her.... Thirtieth chapter added!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,384 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Inverstatue by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Have any of you ever wondered...whenever you look in the mirror...is it more than a reflection? I did. And the Inverstatue is the result of my wondering.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,858 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Dragon Maiden by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Shortly after Roy's selfdiscovery, another new Smasher arrives. Who could this girl, with striking red hair and bright blue eyes, be? How do the two link? Second installment of the Dragon series.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,411 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Edmund: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
In the tradition of Theresa Green's famous Owner's manuals, now you can learn to own and operate an EDMUND unit of your very own!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
…Smashville High School! by joebthegreat reviews
As all the smashers go to high school... they must overcome... something... I dont know... I dont have my brain with me at the moment... JUST READ IT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Slippy's Mistletoe by gamecube professional reviews
Krystal and Katt get into several accidents with mistletoe... My 2nd fanfic! Rated T just in case.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006
Mother of Time by callernumber16onz100 reviews
Her husband slain, she has no choice but to take her son, the Hero of Time, to the Great Deku Tree and fulfill her husband's last wishes. [oneshot]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Behind the Shadows by The Kaiser Marcus reviews
Speedy has a girl after his heart... so long as she doesn't tear it out first. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Speedy, Cheshire - Complete
ZOMG PIT by Hoogiman reviews
COMPLETE! Pit meets all of the other Smashers. Wow. Captain Falcon mistakes Pit for a girl. Wow. There's Roy! YAAAY!1 Chapter 7: Link tries to renew his love for Zelda! Link asks the big question! WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT!1 NOO!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Nonexistent Fairytale by Paper Bear reviews
The King of Hyrule throws a competition with Link as the prize. Malon finds herself caught in the middle of the chaos, but she soon realizes the prize may not be as bad as she thought. A Link and Malon story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,476 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Link, Malon - Complete
Mon Ange by Arauru reviews
It's nice to meet you, my angel.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Pit - Complete
The Notepad by Arauru reviews
It kept her each and every opinion on the smashers.Some she knew well, and some she didn't know at all. RoySamus
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Roy, Samus A. - Complete
The Magnificent by Capegio reviews
Susan was gentle. Edmund was just. Lucy was valiant. But away from Narnia, how can one be magnificent?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Dragon Blood by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
A mysterious dragon sorceror joins SSBM with unknown reasons... And when they mention a halfdragon, he becomes interested in one specific Smasher... First installment of the Dragon series.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,988 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Changing the Past, Finding a Future by carthagegirl reviews
When Christine loses her memory, Erik is given a second chance to make her love him. But will his rival find her and make her remember the past? RC mostly,some EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,169 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
Stuck In An Elevator by J. B Jazz reviews
What happens when a disfigured murderer, a beautiful chorus girl, a quiet ballerina, an obnoxious diva, and a fop get stuck in an elevator? Anything...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Never Too Late by Tilithia reviews
A young vixen learns the sweetness of revenge after she learns that her parents were killed long ago in an effort to protect innocent creatures from death. UPDATED. I'd really like it if you could read and review!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,389 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005
A Nintendian Dream by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
A story about four lovers in Athens and mysterious creatures in the forest... Heavily based on the Shakespeare play A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
Meow! by DoctorHoobs reviews
Hehehe, it's Ayesha's diary! I love Ayesha! Please RR!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
My Own Phantom by Angeloftheoperahouse reviews
Annie has just found out that her high school will be putting on “The Phantom of the Opera”. Then she finds out that she will be playing the part of Christine. Will she be ableto find her own ‘Angel’ in the boy playing the Phantom? T for later lang.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 55 - Words: 46,414 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
As The Twig Is Bent by TrudiRose reviews
Why did Gaston grow up to be such a jerk? This is a story about his childhood. COMPLETE!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Gaston, LeFou - Complete
Reepicheep: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green's delightful series, now you can own a Reepicheep unit of your very own.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2004
Song from a Shadow by waiting4morning reviews
**FINISHED!** It is 1997... Christine is entering her last year of high school without parents, without friends, and without hope... until she meets Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/6/2000 - Christine, Erik - Complete
While You Were Sleeping: Rauru's Diary by Galaxy Girl reviews
Rauru's life is certainly serene. Isolated, quiet, peaceful... BORING. So what happens when a certain young hero and his guardian fairy are deposited in the bored, lonely (probably a bit unhinged) Rauru's company? Read his diary and find out!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2001 - Published: 7/11/2001
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Stuck in an Elevator reviews
What happens when a pyromaniac, a bounty hunter, a princess, a hero, an angel, and very feminine guy get stuck in an elevator? I don't know...really, I don't. Warning: Marth bashing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2006
Haunted reviews
COMPLETE Roy thinks there's something in the Smash Mansion other than the Smashers. However, his friends don't believe him, thinking it's all a big joke. But it won't take long for all of them to realize the truth when strange things start happening
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Angel in the Battle reviews
[SSBB] [COMPLETE] How Pit tries to fit in with the other Smashers. Based off of the preview and some background info, so it's not perfect. I FINALLY updated. Please put your gun away...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,586 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
He Wasn't What She Was Looking For reviews
Whee! A SpeedyCheshire one shot! Mostly based on the cartoon, with their little fight scene. A dash of the comics thrown in, just a little. Told in Cheshire's POV.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cheshire, Speedy - Complete
Living the Legend reviews
[COMPLETE!] Zelda, now married to a King of a neighboring kingdom, is traveling back to Hyrule for a visit with her husband and son. The problem is, the son is Link's. Full summary inside.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,403 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Hidden Faces reviews
The tears came again. Everyone was laughing at me... she whispered suddenly. They wouldn't stop...they just kept making fun of me... A RoySamus oneshot. Woot!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Zelda: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green and opera13's Owner's series. Congratulations, you have just received your ZELDA unit!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Link: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green and opera13's famous Owner's Guides. Congratulations, you have just received your LINK unit!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Murderer reviews
[One Shot] Someone gets taken away by none other than the Phantom, and she teaches him a little about what she knows. EM
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Always Beaten reviews
[One Shot] Edmund tries to be good and to be the hero, but is always beaten by Peter. And whenever Edmund tries to stick up for himself, everyone is against him. To him, the world is so unfair.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
His Dancer reviews
Nobody pays attention to Meg, the little blonde girl off to the side. But, with everyone gone and just Meg left, Erik begins to get ideas that won't keep him lonely anymore. ExM ON HIATUS
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Erik, Meg Giry
A Difficult Love reviews
[COMPLETE] After being saved by a water nymph, Edmund falls in love. But she can't stay on land and he can't stay in water. How will they be together? NOT LIKE LITTLE MERMAID.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Empty Hands reviews
[One Shot] How it feels to receive nothing.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
My Father's the Governor, I'm a Cat reviews
[One Shot] Why don't you read and find out?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
A Little Cat reviews
[COMPLETE] A cat is picked up by Jack Sparrow and changes his life! Bleh. I suck at summaries. My first story, so please be nice! :]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Complete
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