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Author has written 4 stories for James Bond, Lion King, and Harry Potter.

say mona

( fifteen , carefree , english , tea?
james bond , the lion king , harry
potter and his dark materials . )


current stories

firebird
is the story of a girl called
ginny weasley. a proud auror, she
works with colin creevey and has
an addiction to chocolate biscuits.
she also hates a certain justin f.
fletchley and will do anything to
rip his scrawny head off. despite
this, she is forced to be civil to
him, even when he irritates her
to breaking point, and then it
hits her: she gets an idea. with
the help of colin and a few other
colleagues, ginevra molly weasley
intends to cook up a storm in the
form of a staff auction at christmas.
the ministry never saw this coming.


coming soon

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But Why Me? by Remo Con reviews
But why me' Jonathan asked. 'Because you can love me,' Imhotep answered. But Jonathan still couldn't understand him and stood, looking into the high priet's eyes in confusion. JonathanImhotep slash rating subject to change
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Imhotep, Jonathan C.
Gifts by Maia1 reviews
Spike was resurrected as a human after Chosen, went back to the name William. Starts in 2008 and will span two decades. Characters: William, Dawn, Buffy, Giles, Willow, Xander, several OCs. Plot revolves around the Key.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,191 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Dawn S., Spike
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
The Papyrus of Nebt Setau by Len reviews
JonathanOC: An ancient power returns to Egypt, and it's up to Jonathan to keep that power from falling into the wrong hands. Mayhem ensues, naturally. [CHAPTER 5 IS UP!]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 11/25/2001 - Jonathan C.
Shattered by S.H.Nessa reviews
Deathly Hallows SPOLIERS. See, Freddie? Now you're not alone. And Fred had taken George's hand and told him how stupid he was, though both were grinning. A moment between brothers, a moment of memories and grief. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - George W., Bill W. - Complete
Collateral Damage by Pegasus reviews
A post end of Deathly Hallows RonHermione piece. Contains, unsurprisingly, DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
If Protocol Allows by Sudonim reviews
The Neighborhood Watch has been done away with and the village has cooled down, but while Nick is doing his best to ‘shut off’ and connect, Danny is trying to ‘turn on,’ but is it really what Nick wants anymore? NicholasDanny Hot Fuzz SLASH!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by xgirlshona reviews
Songfic. Set to "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who. Bond & Vesper.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - James Bond/007, Vesper L. - Complete
Ebb and Flow by Lady Razorsharp reviews
M muses about the changing of the guard. Slight spoilers for the new Casino Royale.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Amaranth by Windswift reviews
[Set during Abhorsen] Astarael wants to have a talk with Mogget. But if she's not going to kill him, why is this second chance at life so important? What makes a swiftlydying rose more beautiful than eternally blooming amaranth?
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
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Firebird reviews
Ginny Weasley cannot stand the arrogant, rich new Auror that works in the office next door. In a bid to annoy him, she organizes a staff auction at the upcoming Christmas party. She didn’t realize that she’d have to be sold in the auction as well… [AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Ginny W., Justin F.
Siblings reviews
If anyone else was King, would he hate them as much as he hates his own flesh and blood? [ read and review. ]
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Mortal reviews
[ one—shot, Casino Royale. ] There was no bright, fluorescent light hanging overhead that proclaimed ‘You Are Dead’ in flashing, dazzling letters, was there?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Humanity reviews
[ one—shot, Casino Royale. ] James was subconsciously aware that it was taking every shred of dignity within him: piece b ypiece.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete