ProfessorScrooge
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Joined 08-06-15, id: 7011953, Profile Updated: 06-21-22
Author has written 17 stories for Star Wars, Elder Scroll series, Fantastic Four, Star Wars, Fairy Tales, Mary Poppins, Harry Potter, Pacific Rim, Marvel, Kingsman: The Secret Service, Xenoblade Chronicles, Matilda, and Avengers.

'When a cold wind blows it chills you, chills you to the bone.

But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone.

It paints you with indifference, like a lady paints with rouge.

But the worst of the worst. The most hated and cursed.

Is the one that they call Scrooge.'

To the above, I felt I should share my reasoning for my pseudonym. On the day I made this account I was struggling for a name, and I had recently rewatched one of my favourite films of my childhood: A Muppet's Christmas Carol. (Dec. 2019 Edit: Still a great film. I might go watch it now, actually, 'tis the season and all that)

Okay, here's the reason this account was made. Over the years, I've had plenty of sparks of inspiration to write fics, and I do so in my head weaving little stories and such and occasionally I begin to write these. Now One-shots aside, I have never finished a full length fic, and as such I haven't posted anything publically in three years. This account (which is not my original one, which I now use to read and review other people's work) is for posting some of these things, which I'm doing because my brain keeps nagging at me to do so.

I would make of note themes most often found in my work are dark, will contain sexual insinuation if not actually portraying it, most often I write F/F or M/F pairings (as that is what I can understand best from my PoV; I rarely read or write M/M pairings), hard lives and not particularly great writing are to be expected. You'll probably find my style of writing and my capability changes from fic to fic, and this is because, like I said, they've all accumulated over time and I think I may have got a bit better at writing them. That's what I like to think anyway.

Long and short, I write shit when inspiration takes me, and that phase of writing only lasts as long as the inspiration, which can be a few days to a few weeks, at which point I'll stop and probably never pick up that fic again. The results of these bouts of inspiration are documented herein, to give me ease of mind. Enjoy I guess, and I'd appreciate any criticism on how to improve my writing. Note, a lot of the stuff I post will be in a half finished form, and may even just stop halfway through a chapter.

My greatest aim on here is to work the phrase: "Exit stage left, pursued by a Dalek' into a story.

"Always have a Hufflepuff guarding your back, a Ravenclaw doing your books, a Slytherin as your lawyer, and a Gryffindor as your attack dog."- Something I hope to work into a story I'm currently writing, and should hopefully be uploaded.

Oh and importantly, as this is all fanfiction under my account DISCLAIMER : I OWN NOTHING

Pet Peeve: If you leave a guest review, especially as anon/guest, with a question in it - especially "Will this be updated," - you will not receive an answer. I cannot reply to you, and I will not put anything in my already too long AN's unless it's important e.g. my discrete/discreet cock-up in CMM.

FURTHER DISCLAIMERS: As of 28/01/16, I'm going to state here the names of various authors whose work I read often and much of, and references to whom may (and likely will) appear often in my own work as I simply read so much fanfiction it tends to get ingrained in my head, and I forget where I grabbed one turn of phrase or the other. If you see something in one of my stories and think 'Hey, didn't 'X' make Daniel Granger an ex-SAS serviceman?' Then yes, it is a reference to Rorschach's Blot's works, etc. List as follows from the top of my head, and will likely be added to as I recall more, and pretty much all of these are people I think you should check out as well:

Rorschach's Blot, Diresquirrel, Nemesis13, Carnivorous Muffin, Silently Watches, Paladeus, Whitetigerwolf, Sprinter1988, Brainthief, White Squirrel, Philosphize, Useful Oxymoron, LadyDae, Elizabeth Carter, Morta's Priest.

And that's who I can remember of the top of my head. Like I said, this will probably be added to, and if you're someone whose work you think I've referenced, please do remind me as I'd like to give appropriate credit on this site where we're all creating fan works not just off of the original source material but off of each other (I tend to think of it as remixing remixes and covers.) Goes without saying I'm fine with anyone doing the same to me, although I don't think I have much worth referencing.

Update December 2019: Okay, so, I'm not dead (just pining for the fjords). I'm just very busy. I started writing when I was a teenager, which, tbh should be kinda obvious in how bad I was (my stories are filled with clichés, unfired Chekhov's guns, plotholes, forgotten subplots, and are hugely influenced by whatever I was reading at the time). These days, I'm an adult, currently at university (reading engineering), and suckered into tabletop RPG's (kinda consuming a lot of my creative energies and spare time), so I don't write much anymore. I still like to, and I do occasionally have bursts of inspiration that grab me, but rarely for anything I've already written, which brings me onto my main point here:

Updates; I don't know when or if they will happen. Quite possibly, the answer is never.

Many stories here started life in 2014, and enthusiasm for them is kinda gone in a lot of ways. I still like the ideas I had for most of them, but my writing is so frustrating and I find it difficult to continue things as is. I half want to either delete them all, or rewrite them into something better. Some of them have continuations, or half finished chapters and story outlines on my hard drive, and others don't. Maybe I'll upload what I have left at some point if people want, but I doubt any of the unfinished works are getting completed in their current form (TSAE has the best chance as that was very close to finishing the first arc, and I have a bunch of shorts for the second which might be worth an upload). They're not exactly abandoned, though - I do still like the ideas, and I occasionally have new ones for them, but I'd probably want to begin them again from scratch before continuing (which is a timesink all of itself - I've been doing it to one of my unfinished drafts recently, and it almost takes longer than a normal story).

So, my current plans are thus: I have a few new bits (two oneshots, and that rewritten story) which might be worth sharing soon(ish), and whatever else I may create in future (this year's already been better for writing than last year). I'm going to upload them to an Ao3 account (and maybe crosspost here, I guess), which kinda lets me start anew. Then, I'll hopefully post other new stuff there, and - in time - maybe start transferring older fics and updating them as I go. Or else sticking them in a graveyard folder/plot bunny pastures equivalent unchanged, I don't really know, it's all vague plans for now.

TL;DR: Don't hold out for updates, but maybe keep an eye out for posting on a new Ao3 account.

2022 Update: Just as a notification, apparently this site has decided if you use an outlook/hotmail account you don't get to receive any notifications anymore. I'll try to log in occasionally, but there's a good chance I will not answer things quickly or at all, apologies.

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The Other One reviews
Bruce Banner is not the first 'Science Bro' Tony Stark has ever had. In fact, he met someone very like himself many years before while at MIT. Amidst prank wars, writing AI, and loss, Matilda Honey blazes into his life and burns ever so brightly. But the candles that burn the brightest, also burn the shortest.
Crossover - Matilda & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2020 - Iron Man/Tony S., War Machine/James R.
Ruminations reviews
Three good friends involved in a love triangle have a talk and decide to defy society's expectations of them, without a bunch of strangers' help. This prompts some similar feelings elsewhere. Featuring: Polyamory and Bisexuality, F/F, M/F, M/F/F. Rozeal/Ricoth/Scarlen, Fiora/Melia, and hinted Fiora/Melia/Shulk
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2020 - [Shulk, Melia, Fiora/Fiorung] Scarlen
My Fair Lady reviews
Eggsy Unwin lived an interesting life, this much was always a constant. In one universe, a switch was flipped that changed a lot else, and yet not that much. In this world, My Fair Lady is an apt comparison. In this world, Eggsy is short for Gabi, which is short for Gabriella. Some things change a lot due to this, and strangely a lot doesn't. Pan!Eggsy, Fem!Eggsy x Princess Tilde
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/29/2020 - G. Unwin/Eggsy
To Serve An Empire reviews
After leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka re-enlists in the Republic army. Events change as she lives through the shift from a Republic to an Empire. AU, OOC, bit of Jedi-bashing. On indefinite/permanent Hiatus. Plot outline for where it would have gone in Ch.9
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,113 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Darth Vader, Ahsoka T.
Call Me Moriarty reviews
Jasmine Potter came out of her abusive childhood changed, showing sociopathic tendencies. When laying eyes upon the wizarding world she sees opportunity, and takes up the mantle of her favourite villain. The balance shifts as the chessboard is shaken up by a new player. But what of her foil, Miss Granger? AU,OOC, F/F, HarryxHermione. Won't be finished, plot outline given in Ch.20
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,680 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 3,782 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Plot Bunny Pastures - Harry Potter reviews
See the free-range rabbits roam freely; enter at own risk. This would be my unfinished works file, containing things not worth posting on their own as they're too small or being unfinished etc. Things from here may end up being resurrected and expanded upon as full stories, but for the moment this is where they'll stay. This is my HP file, as opposed to any others that spring up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D.
For the Greater Good reviews
Percy Weasley discovers some odd information regarding Dumbledore, and some mistakes he's seemingly made. Of course, what he suspects, is nothing compared to the truth when it is revealed - something deceptive and subversive decades in the making. Not a Dumbles!Bashing story, and definitely not something you'll expect!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Percy W., Albus D. - Complete
Plot Bunny Pastures - Marvel
See the free-range rabbits roam freely; enter at own risk. This would be my unfinished works file, containing things not worth posting on their own as they're too small or being unfinished etc. Things from here may end up being resurrected and expanded upon as full stories, but for the moment this is where they'll stay. This is my Marvel file (both comics and MCU).
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,439 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2016 - T. Stark/Iron Man, S. Rogers/Captain America, N. Romanov/Black Widow
Queen of the Blacks - The Choice reviews
Jen decides to lay her soul bare before Luna, before asking the ultimate question. Can the girl cope with the truth about her lover? A short one-shot based on the 'Queen of the Blacks' series (ongoing) by Silently Watches, uploaded with permission. F/F, Major AU, Fem!Harry x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/26/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
United We Stand reviews
The tale of another Jaeger team who managed to make it to the final days of the war, and the life they led. Different from Canon, but uses parts of the film and as much canon information as I could find. OC/OC, F/F, AU, One-Shot.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2015
No More reviews
Harry Potter is tired, practically defeated, and backed into a corner. His friends and allies are dead, and the war is all but lost. So, he pursues a final act with a simple statement: "No More." Inspired by Dr Who 50th Anniversary and V for Vendetta. OOC, Dystopic Deathly Hallows AU, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/15/2015
The Day I Became a Killer reviews
What could be so bad as to break the unflappable nanny? One-Shot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Mary P.
Descent reviews
A Fairy Godmother muses on where she went wrong and what has become of her and the child she bonded to. (A short musing on how a fairy godmother could create a monster by trying to do the right thing.) Dark, One Shot.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Complete
The Lady Revan reviews
A different Revan fights against the Sith, with a checkered past she is still remembering, and born from two of the galaxy's greatest warrior races. Alexa Fett balances on a knife edge between light and dark, and the memories implanted in her by the Jedi. Alien!Revan, Fem!RevanxBastila, AU, OOC. Based on Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. On permanent hiatus.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,546 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Revan, Bastila S.] Mission V., Darth Malak
Child of Doom reviews
The balance of the world is upset as the child of Victor von Doom and Morgana le Fay finds her way to the modern world, only her father doesn't know she exists. Trained by the greatest sorceress of all time, and the master of magic and technology, Sofia von Doom is a force to be reckoned with. AU, OOC, F/F, OCxValeria Richards. Edited to fix up formatting issues. Permanent Hiatus
Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [OC, Valeria R.] Dr. Doom/Victor V., Franklin R.
Daedric reviews
Once upon a time Talos became an Aedra. The Dragonborn decides to follow his example, but sets her sights on Oblivion instead... Fem-Dovahkin, Dark, One-Shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Namira, Molag Bal, Nocturnal - Complete
A Dark Reunion reviews
Based on the 'Ghost Prison Incident' from the graphic novel of the same name. Ahsoka was betrayed by the Jedi, and found herself locked in their prison following the Clone Wars. Vader finds her there. OOC, Dark, could be regarded as AU, Jedi bashing. One-Shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Ahsoka T., Darth Vader - Complete