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Author has written 11 stories for Hobbit, Leverage, Hunger Games, Maze Runner Trilogy, and Teen Wolf.

Hi! I'm Saskia "Sassy" Robert.

Hello! I'm Sassy! My original name is Saskia but my family has always called me Sassy for reasons unknown to me. XD I love writing although my update times are choppy. I am a christian and I am very proud of it!

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Let's put your logic to the test

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Professor: Is GOD good?

Student: Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful?

Student: Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Professor: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From… GOD…

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Professor: So who created evil?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student: No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student: No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student: No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir… Exactly! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge… or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile.

Leverage- Allison Ford And The Nigerian Job: Complete

Approached by Victor Dubenich, former insurance investigator Nathan Ford and his niece, Allison, are recruited to watch over a team of thieves as they steal Dubenich's research back from the company that took it, in the process slamming the insurance company that let Ford's son die. However things aren't exactly how they seem.

Leverage- Allison Ford And The Homecoming Job: In-Progress

Allison is back with the newly formed Leverage Consulting Inc. Their first Client? Corporal Robert Perry, a soldier who was wounded in Iraq by Castleman, a private contractor company. One thing turns into another and somehow Parker ends up with explosives... Could be read on it's own, but you should probably check out the first book, Allison Ford And The Nigerian Job.

Leverage- Forgiveness: Complete

What turned Eliot into who he is now? And can one phone call help heal a little of the pain?

The Hobbit- Kili Didn't Smile: Complete

What could cause a prince of smiles to lose his? What would it take to bring it back? AU Hobbit. fem!bilbo. A special thanks to Wynni for editing!

The Hobbit- Many Winters Have Past: Complete

"Many winters have past, my dear Frodo, my memory is not as clear as it once was. But that day is a day, I shall remember for the rest of my years. Whether I want to or not." (fem!bilbo)

The Hunger Games- No Gain Without Loss: Complete

No Gain Without Loss. A term her father used often. And boy did Spark know loss. A story based on District Five's act of blowing up the dam.

The Maze Runner- Paradise: Complete

The sun was coming up, coating there lovely paradise in a warm golden glow, making the dew on the grass and leaves shine and the waves on the ocean shimmer. "Paradise." Thomas murmured.

The Maze Runner- The Maze Runner: Book Vs. Movie: In-Progress

Just a bunch of differences between the book and the movie, and I sure found a lot of them. Didn't know what to put for genres so I just put humor and parody.

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The Hobbit: A Suicidal Journey by Vividpast reviews
Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 118,741 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
Of the Dragonkin by littlesparrowkeet reviews
He shed his scales for skin, traded his wings for sturdy feet. But his claws remained sharp and the fire in his belly burnt bright, for he was still of the Dragonkin, no matter the form he wore. And when the dwarves came knocking, offering him a chance to exact his revenge on Smaug, how could he resist? Dragon!Bilbo AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug
The Broom Bearing Baggins of Bag End by Wynni reviews
We have all seen female hobbit insert stories, but let's face it: not a one of them have treated the first meeting the way it'd really happened if a bunch of dwarves made free in a feisty lady's home. Here's how that would have really happened. Alternate universe, fem!bilbo. Cover by the awesome EmilyAeren of deviantart.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 107,351 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Fíli, OC - Complete
Yavanna's Whisper by RavenShira reviews
The first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice, was when a dwarf stood on his front steps. The voice was singing, not much but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate. Who just called him a grocer. It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents. His mate was fated to die. Thilbo!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Lie That Changed Their World by YoAngel4E reviews
When Peeta lies about Katniss' pregnancy they are tested by the Capitol, leaving the Lethal Lovers with only one option going into the Quarter Quell and a new twist in the revolution.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,194 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Dixon Daughter by Dovahkiir2015 reviews
Most parents have worked out what they're doing when their child is a teenager, can handle their moody teenager. But suddenly having one fall into your life can be a bit of a struggle, especially if they have an attitude problem. Oh, and the dead are up and trying to chew on your guts. That never helps. M to be safe.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Daryl D., OC - Complete
Bell's Journey Book 2: The Reunion by Filisgirl251 reviews
Its been almost five years since Bell and Fili arrived in the Shire after the journey and are living happily with their daughter. The Company comes back and they are reunited and heading back to Erebor where another danger is awaiting them. Sequel to Bell's Journey Book 1
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Fíli, OC] Thorin, Kíli
Daughter of Dwalin by nobody suspicious reviews
What if there was an extra dwarf in Thorin Oakenshield's company? Would they affect the journey? Especially if said dwarf is Dwalin's daughter? What will happen when the eldest Durin brother takes quite shine to her? Still really awful at summaries! But give it a go.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 224,531 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Fíli, Dwalin, OC
Diamonds In The Sky by HazelHype reviews
There are very few of them. But all are unique. From physical appearance, to personality, even in their gifts. But three things is certain. They are loyal. They are feirce. And they will give their lives for who they love. Movie-verse series. Thorin/OC Fili/OC Thranduil/OC Beorn/OC Bofur/OC In the pic going clockwise: Micah/Earth. Aiden/Fire. Jua/Light. Yon/Plants. Ava/Water.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,924 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Thorin, Beorn, Fíli, Bofur
The Trouble with Soulmate Marks by Indygodusk reviews
Some people are born with a soulmate mark. Others petition the gods. The gods rarely answer, but when they do, there are consequences. For most races, soulmates are coveted. For Hobbits, soulmates are too passionate, too possessive, and have too many children and not enough prize-winning produce. Female Billa Baggins may be tempted by Thorin, but she knows better. (Everybody lives)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,666 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
I'm Still Here by hawtphoenix reviews
I am rewriting this under the name 'I'm Here'. The first chapter is up.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,669 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Fíli, OC - Complete
Five Times Eliot Thought He Was Going to Die by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Dying's never part of the plan, but sometimes we do what we have to do.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Eliot S. - Complete
You Without Me by kkolmakov reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror has never taken a wife, as he is harbouring a secret: in his dreams he sees a woman who is no match for the King of the Dwarves - and the perfect beloved for him. The Quest comes, and then the Battle, and he lives, and hopes, but destiny never plays by rules. [ThorinxOC] A pastiche to my other stories, but can be read independently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,833 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Thorin, Dwalin, OC - Complete
Love's Lost Refrain by EarendilElwing reviews
"I said that I DON'T sing, not that I couldn't." (Female Bilbo)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,499 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Just Because! by Wildhorses1492 reviews
Or "the five reasons why I COULD NOT date Sherlock Holmes." Most women – the female population in general – would love, they say, to go out "just once" with the consulting detective. I am not of that percentage. In fact, I'm utterly grateful he's altogether eternally out of my reach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [OC, Sherlock H.] DI Lestrade - Complete
The Sawmill Sabotage Job by musingmidge77 reviews
The Leverage team is called on to help save a family owned sawmill that has been in business since the 1940s. Eliot finds himself somewhere he never thought he would be when he runs across some hired muscle.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Complete
Strange Fruit by weezerz2490 reviews
Tansy Cresta, Annie's younger sister has always been different from the other kids in District 4. But she looks up to her kind and gentle older sister and would do anything for her. Even volunteer herself as tribute for the Hunger Games. With the help of Finnick and Mags will she be able to survive, or will the arena destroy Tansy like so many who came before her?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,875 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/29/2015 - OC, Annie C., Finnick O., Mags - Complete
The Journey Ends With You by Cecilia1204 reviews
After Thorin banishes his lover from Erebor for stealing the Arkenstone, a broken-hearted Bella Baggins returns to the Shire only to find that Bag End is not as empty as she thought it was. Can Thorin ever get his hobbit back? AU, post BoFA and rated M for adult content. No major character deaths. Thorin x fem:Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 177,415 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Fallen by Icewind192 reviews
What if Kili never made it off the Stone Giant. Set in The Unexpected Journey.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Love & Letters - But Not Together! by Wildhorses1492 reviews
Warning: Everybody lives, nobody dies. Kili/Tauriel. Legolas is just a mischievous bestie who enjoys pulling pranks. Everyone OOC. Hilarity ensues when Legolas sends unsigned messages by elven courier to Thorin hinting about Kili/Tauriel. Fili is horrified by his brother's actions when they're discovered, and Thorin rants.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Complete
Twenty-Six Too Little by edmelon reviews
Twenty-Six days is far too little to spend in your company. Twenty-six days of prompts for the Bagginshield Alphabet month on Tumblr. Most chapters part of an 'Everybody Lives' AU. Some drabbles. Plenty of Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 10/1/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Fili's There and Back Again, Again by LonelyWinterRose reviews
Fili is the only one in the Company who survived the Battle of Five Armies. Many years later after ruling Erebor for nearly 250 years he is on his death bed surrounded by his family and fully expects to join Kili, Thorin and the Company in death. Only he doesn't, instead he wakes up a year before the Quest for Erebor begins. Can he change the fate of the Quest and save the Company?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin
In Pursuit of Ghosts by themuse123 reviews
"He just started running one day." Five years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo can no longer stand being cooped up in his hobbit hole. Of course, some dwarves just don't understand the concept of unwelcome.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
I'm Sorry by nobody suspicious reviews
Bella Baggins has returned from her journey after being banished by her love Thorin. She reflects briefly on their relationship. What happens when the company show up at her home again, with one Thorin Oakenshield in tow. Will he be forgiven, will all end happily? Fem!Bilbo. I'm really bad at summaries so take a look please!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Fade to green by Marveilla Xi reviews
What if Tauriel dies and Kili survives the Battle of the Five Armies? That scene from the end of TBOTFA, reversed. You know, the one we all cried our eyes out on. Yes, that one.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Remember by themuse123 reviews
Each of the dwarves revisits their most striking memory of Bilbo Baggins. A little bit of fluff, a little bit of angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Scream for me by lassenri reviews
Bilbo didn't live to see the Battle. Thorin killed him first and the hobbit is not happy about that. Everyone lives but Bilbo. Gore. Character death.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
All That Glitters by MCBelowZer0 reviews
Gandalf thinks the Company need more help, so he requests assistance from an...unlikely creature.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2015 - OC
Bell's Journey Book 1: The Journey by Filisgirl251 reviews
What if Bilbo was married and had a little girl before the quest? Bell is the daughter of Bilbo and joins the quest to reclaim Erebor with her father. She captures the heart of a certain blonde dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,428 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Fíli, OC] Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Expendable by jibber59 reviews
Eliot will do anything, sacrifice anything, to protect the one thing he never expected to have.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Nathan F., Eliot S., Parker, Sophie D. - Complete
All Things Must Come to an End by SassyPrincess14 reviews
Charlotte is 32, divorced, with two children. Unlike most, she actually gets along with her ex. She is thrown for a loop while she's working as a nurse when one of her closest friends is brought in on a stretcher. She must escape the city with her two children and her ex. Daryl/OC. I've put my own spin on some things.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,752 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Daryl D., OC] Rick G., Shane W. - Complete
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You Named Your Daughter, Stiles Stilinski?: Season 1 reviews
"You named your daughter, Stiles Stilinski?" Coach asked raising an eyebrow. "No." The Sheriff said, shaking his head. "That's just what she likes to be called." Coach raised an eyebrow. "Yeah? Well, I like to be called cupcake." He muttered. Fem!Stiles (If you couldn't tell) Cover image created by, MandyPandyMoore.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,356 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Scott M., Stiles S., Sheriff Stilinski
Week Of Hell reviews
Stiles and Derek have been married for two weeks and things are working out great. Unless you count the fact his kids avoid her like the plague. Oh, It gets worse. Derek goes down to South America to help out Cora, and leaves Stiles to take care of the kids. Fem!Stiles, Daddy!Derek, Kid!Isaac, Kid!Erica, Kid!Scott, Kid!Lydia, Kid!Allison, Kid!Jackson. Extended OneShot.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Allison Ford And The Homecoming Job reviews
Allison is back with the newly formed Leverage Consulting Inc. Their first Client? Corporal Robert Perry, a soldier who was wounded in Iraq by Castleman, a private contractor company. One thing turns into another and somehow Parker ends up with explosives... Could be read on it's own, but you should probably check out the first book, Allison Ford And The Nigerian Job.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,696 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Nathan F., Eliot S., Parker, OC - Complete
The Maze Runner: Book Vs Movie reviews
Just a bunch of differences between the book and the movie, and I sure found a lot of them. Didn't know what to put for genres so I just put humor and parody.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Thomas
BatBear reviews
When he asked his quirky girlfriend to move in with him, he knew to expect the unexpected. This was definitely unexpected. Fem!Stiles. OneShot. Slight Hurt/Comfort. Tons of fluff and feels.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Stiles S., Derek H., Ethan S., Aiden S. - Complete
Allison Ford And The Nigerian Job reviews
Approached by Victor Dubenich, former insurance investigator Nathan Ford and his niece, Allison, are recruited to watch over a team of thieves as they steal Dubenich's research back from the company that took it, in the process slamming the insurance company that let Ford's son die. However things aren't exactly how they seem.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Nathan F., Parker, OC - Complete
Paradise reviews
The sun was coming up, coating there lovely paradise in a warm golden glow, making the dew on the grass and leaves shine and the waves on the ocean shimmer. "Paradise." Thomas murmured.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Thomas, Minho, Brenda, Jorge - Complete
No Gain Without Loss
No Gain Without Loss. A term her father used often. And boy did Spark know loss. A story based on District Five's act of blowing up the dam.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2016 - OC - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
What turned Eliot into who he is now? And can one phone call help heal a little of the pain?
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Eliot S., Parker
Kili Didn't Smile reviews
What could cause a prince of smiles to lose his? What would it take to bring it back? AU Hobbit. fem!bilbo. A special thanks to Wynni for editing!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2015
Many Winters Have Past reviews
"Many winters have past, my dear Frodo, my memory is not as clear as it once was. But that day is a day, I shall remember for the rest of my years. Whether I want to or not." (fem!bilbo)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete