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sew me up again by blenderfullasarcasm reviews
You're pretty much trapped between death by sniping or death by overpowered seven-year-old. It's probably a bad sign that you're pondering your options.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2019 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K., Aoko N. - Complete
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,112 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Denzel
Schrodinger's Detective by scratchienails reviews
After overhearing a conversation between some suspicious attendees of a heist, the KID Capture Brigade investigates the disappearance of Kudo Shinichi. But as their attempts to unravel the mystery of his apparent murder progress, they start to realize that some cases should be left closed. Just how can a detective be both alive and dead? MOVED TO AO3.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,987 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K., Aoko N., Saguru H.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 4,734 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Miracle by mangaluva reviews
Death doesn't like to leave empty-handed. But death can be dealt with, and Death can make miracles.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Off. Megure - Complete
Turk by Lacks Gravitas reviews
Private Strife isn't prepared when a routine escort mission becomes something much more deadly. An alternate take on Episode 5 of Before Crisis that leads up to a drastic shift in Cloud's fate. He always did look good in a suit. Rated for coarse language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,311 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Cloud S., Tseng, Elena, Gun
Deduction by Fusae by Ichthyophobia reviews
Suzuki Sonoko is a detective, sometimes, and Ai-chan doesn't quite act her age. (Written for the "Suspicions" contest at the Poirot Cafe forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Sonoko S. - Complete
The Shepherdess and the Questing Beast by PMC65 reviews
The second installment of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni's Story that includes the two finally meeting, Shepard becoming a SpecTRe, the hunt for Saren Arterius and the destruction of the Normandy. This is a blend of ME1 and AU ... Please be advised, as with A Thessian's Whisper, there are dark elements in this story as well as humor. Rated M for mature themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 505,512 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
They Grow Them in Nibelheim by Erisah Mae reviews
A series of oneshots about BAMF!Nibelheimers. Cloud's Recruitment into the SOLDIER Cadet programme. Why Tifa became Zangan's student and then a terrorist. Canonish. Rated for foul-mouthed Nibelheimers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
A Thessian's Whisper by PMC65 reviews
The early years of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni beginning in 2164 when Shepard was 10 and Liara only 87. Please note that the story focuses on their individual lives before they meet in The Shepherdess and the Questing Beast and contains moments of light and moments of extreme darkness ... M for mature themes. There are dark elements in this story as well as humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 153,724 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Dear Kunsel by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 178 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Of Lions and Lambs by Lanaea reviews
Edward takes Bella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Eyed Boys by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
I saw a SOLDIER once, First Class. Him and his friend. They ran, we chased. That's how it went. I saw a SOLDIER and I'll never forget.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Relative Truth by Becky Tailweaver reviews
When your highest goal is the pursuit of the truth, what do you do when you find out your whole life is a lie? Kudo Shinichi must face the mystery of his past, but its secrets may shatter all his hopes for the future. And what of Kaitou Kid...?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,937 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 3/3/2002
All But Blood by Krista Perry reviews
(On hiatus, NOT dead. Please see profile for details.) Zack and Cloud are trapped as specimens in Hojo's lab, and, as Cloud's condition worsens, Zack is tormented by memories as he tries to come up with a plan of escape.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/23/2001 - Published: 7/26/2000 - Cloud S., Aerith G., Prof. Hojo, Zack F.