Favorite actors: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Jewel Staite, Vinn Diesel, Joseph Kucan (Kane Lives!), Joanne Kelly, Amanda Tapping, Allison Scagliotti, Stanley Tucci, Ryan Cartwright (for his roles as Vicent Nigel-Murray and Gary from Alphas), Olivia Wilde, Idris Elba,

Favorite anime/ books: Gundam SEED, Gundam Wing, Love Hina, Negima, King of Hell, RahXephon, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Naruto (fanfics only),

Favorite Games: Command & Conquer (all), Supreme Commander, Megaman, Tales of Symphonia, Custom Robo, EVE-Online, Mass Effect, Test Drive Unlimited, Star Craft, Homeworld, Sins of a Solar Empire, Borderlands, Split/Second, Crysis,

Favorite Misc: Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, Jake 2.0, Eureka, Wareouse 13, Sanctuary,

Favorite crossovers: any of the above with Stargate, and Naruto (excluding those really crappy Naruto/Harry Potter fics), Mass Effect Crossovers with C&C and/or Stargate, and any and all Supreme Commander fics

Favorite pairings: Joker/Aria (Mass Effect), Joker/EDI (Mass Effect), Joker/Kelly (Mass Effect), Keitaro/Mitsune (Love Hina), Keitaro/Tsuroko (Love Hina), Ayato/Haruka (RahXephon), Harry/Non-Ginny-Or-Hermione-Female (Harry Potter series), H. Hogan/Natasha Romanoff (Iron Man movie), Myka/Pete (Warehouse 13), Eli W./Chloe A. (Stargate Universe), Eli W./V. James (Stargate Universe)

Sorry, I only like to read and review the stories of others. But I am considering writing several fanfics.

EDIT: sorry, but I find that while I come up with great ideas, I can't stick with one. And since I hate incomplete stories, I won't try to write. However, if I see someone looking for concepts or ideas, I'll probably offer the beginning plotlines I do have.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, one-village-idiot

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Quotes:

"reviews are like crack to writers so please help this addict go on with life and review when you read"- A Ninja Named Frank at Fanfiction.net

"Someone once told me that procrastination is like masturbation. It’s all well and good, but you wake up one day and realize that you’re screwing yourself over."- from Cell Shift , by The Emerald Ingot

"Illegal income, such as stolen or embezzled money, must be included in your gross income." - found on the official IRS website

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone"-unkown

"Gentlemen, I say leave the seat down, the less fingerprints on my girls rear side the better!"-unkown

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm" – Winston Churchill

"be kind to the people you meet on the way up because you're going to meet the same people on the way down."-unknown

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."-unkown

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Science Fiction Author Robert A. Heinlein

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians.

--unknown

" my mother never understood what she was saying when she called me a son of a bitch"-Jack nickelson

" Ah yes, Divorce. The definiton of having your genitals ripped out through your wallet"-Robin Williams

No matter how far you've gone down the wrong road, turn back. --Turkish proverb

Getting angry can sometimes be like leaping into a wonderfully responsive sports car, gunning the motor, taking off at high speed and then discovering the brakes are out of order. --Maggie Scarf

“During the best of times humans revel in the times of peace, but it’s during the times of war that we look back and see how much we took all of that for granted.” – Ie-maru

"everything perfect is guaranteed to have a flaw, and everything flawed is guaranteed to have a perfection"-Myself

"two heads are better than one, but two differently thinking heads are better than two"- Myself

"You can't hit a woman!" "So? I hit men, and I believe in equal opportunities for everyone."- Myself (no, I don't actually hit anyone)

"Who ever said having an impossible goal is completley worthless? You'll just always have something to work towards." -Myself (I thought of this one when I was thinking about how people who have done everything are generally miserable)

Here's a modern definition of the old 'give a man a fish' quote: "I am not the kind of guy who will fix all your problems, I’m the kind of guy who teaches people how to pick their own ass up and save themselves."

From my oldest brother: "If the wife is happy, the husband has a chance of being happy. If the wife isn't happy, the husband has got no chance of being happy at all."

"In our own way, authors are more powerful than gods, for we decide what even gods do." -unknown

"Man invented writing: one step forward. Man invented the pencil: one step forward. Man invented paperwork: five steps backwards." -unkown

Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door-- no idea

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. --Anonymous

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. -Elayne Booster

Normally, I hate South Park. This is an exception: "I’m sorry, Wendy, but I just don’t trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die." -Mr. Garrison, South Park (if you don't get it, its referring to the menstrual cycle)

Nymphomaniac: A woman who thinks about sex as much as the average man. -Mignon McLaughlin

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. -Oscar Wilde

Battle of the Sexes: A lifelong skirmish which often involves sleeping with the enemy. -Anonymous

Treat every woman like a queen and every queen like a woman. -Leonid S. Sukhorukov, All About Everything

"Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different."- 'Angelito soldado' (Fanfic writer)

"Life is like a penis: When it's hard, you get screwed, and when it's soft, you can't beat it." - Parting line of BloodRayne II: Redemption

"All power is the same. Magic. Physical strength. Economic strength. Political strength. It all serves a single purpose-it gives its possessor a broader spectrum of choices. It creates alternative courses of action."— Jim Butcher (Proven Guilty)

"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away" Jack Handy

"Diplomacy - the art of saying Nice doggie' 'til you can find a stick." - Wynn Catlin

"And on the eighth day God said, 'Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!'" Author Unknown

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." Albert Einstein

"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fuck with the human race!" -Unknown forum user

"Life and death are two sides of a coin. Death makes sure that life stays within reason, and doesn't consume infinite resources. And life gives context to death, because without life, death is a void. Anyone seeking only one or the other is doomed to failure and frustration." Myself

"High school is a lot like prison. Bad food, high fences, the sex you want, you ain't gettin, the sex you gettin, you don't want." Luther, The New Guy

"Necessity is the mother of invention and, to the aggravation of genius, desperation its illegitimate father." Task force 43 by Zcenicx

"Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends." – Jacques Delille

"Your children need your presence more than your presents." – Jesse Jackson

"Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy." – Robert Heinlein

"Never raise your hand to your children. It leaves your groin unprotected." – Red Buttons

“Having sex while wearing a condom is like going to a rock concert wearing ear plugs,” Clarissa said, “the pill was invented so you'd actually be able to have an enjoyable sex life, not feel like you were f*ing an inflatable doll.” -from the story R&D by dogbertcarrol

Challenges

I challenge Perfect LionHeart To create a Stargate fic in the style of his Chunin Exam Day and Partially Kissed Hero stories.

I challenge anyone to create a crossover between Stargate and the X: Beyond the Frontier game universe (preferably if it is up to date to the most recent game like X3TC). It would be cool to see the post-asgard Oddysey or Prometheus in X3TC.

I challenge anyone to make a crossover between Stargate and Borderlands. Some Stargate authors focus on ship weaponry, but Borderlands focuses on personnel weapons. It would be fun to shoot replicators with shotguns that shoot exploding ammunition. And Eridian weapons would be fun to see. Hahaha.

I challenge anyone to make a crossover between Homeworld and Mass Effect. Put the Banana 02 in Mass Effect and smack down those Reapers! (The Relay 139 Incident by oriontic)

I challenge anyone to make a crossover between Mass Effect and Prototype. Let's see how indoctrination affects Mercer, and possibly see if Mercer can consume bio metal, like the Reapers. (The Citadel Bioweapon by infernothechinchilla)

I challenge anyone to create a Homeworld and Stargate cross.

Highly Recommended Fics

Yokonamy One, by lucifael75

This fic has one of the absolute best examples of Stargate fiction. It's actually a Stargate/Buffy crossover, but this is one of the few fics that addresses a key flaw in the canon series (Stargate).