Author has written 14 stories for Princess Tutu, Pokémon, Skip Beat!, Harvest Moon, Initial D, Furi Kuri: FLCL, and Princess Debut.
I'm 13.8 billion years old and I hate the color pink and I'm a SPECIAL CUPCAKE. *ALL the profile cliches*
Psych! Totally tight! The shiznet! (Ok I'll stop.) Actually, I'm a derpy twenty-something-year-old who always gets mistaken for a teenager, but with half the social grace. It doesn't help that I'm into stuff like POKEMON or that I'm always zoning out. Or that I'm a *goffik rorita*. I also breathe anime, manga, and video games and my Poupee Girl was meccha suteki. RIP Poupee Girl.
I enjoy long walks on the beach and pina coladas. Actually, I just have an alcohol problem in general.
One day I want to become a published author, so I'm here to level-up. A lot... You can see a geological stratum.. Of my progress. In all of my terrible stories.
Which I used to
write like this, kinda?!
Which you'll enjoy and review. Yes you will.
All questions, comments, fanart, rants, and monetary bribes (lol, jk... I'LL TAKE PAYPAL) can be sent to: super.robot.malinarlen at gmail.com
Excessive sighing is a serious illness. It affects 99% of fictional characters. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE 1% OF WRITERS WHO ARE JKFHG GONNA GET YOU LIKE A SPACE BOY, WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. I'm ready babe
In the summer of 1978, a little boy stuck a laser disk in his family's microwave, releasing copious amounts of helium-3, Minovsky particles, and summoning Cthulhu as Nostradamus predicted. As the fire alarms in his home went off, he got down on his knees and he began to pray, or pretended to, depending on the lyric website. This set off a butterfly effect, including the re-unification of the super continent Pangaea, the movie starring Ashton Kutcher, and the subsequent re-breaking of said continent in the early 80s before any of us were born or old enough to know better. "But God, why did you keep Eurasia together?" asked the little boy in wonder, to which God replied: "Because when I was Eurasia, I had to walk to school ten miles, uphill, in the snow, with no pants on, wearing light-up sneakers. And Sonic the Hedgehog was voiced by Jaleel White." Copy and paste this onto your profile now or the terrorists have won.
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
NEW: If I Lost On Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? OFFICIAL ART WORK SECTION!
(Links are now dead due to change in FanFiction.net policy... Wait, no they aren't. lol)
AWESOME Dawn and Leaf Crossover Meeting (link to be fixed)
Now gone :C
MY STORIES ARE ALL OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS UNTIL I UPDATE THE NEXZT CHAPTA.
which will be whenever
so feel free to just ignore that announcement ok
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