Weasel of the Opera
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Joined 11-09-04, id: 701854
Author has written 6 stories for Phantom of the Opera.
Czar Nicholas Penelope IV (pen name) is the exalted Procrastinator In Chief of this production. Highly educated in bad silent films and purple prose, she also holds a colorful criminial record that details in particular her association with the feared Phangirl gang, as well as the restraining order placed upon her by Angel.
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Scorpion Key by The Scorpion reviews
Twistedly Phantomized parodies of Lewis Carroll’s classic poems. Some serious, some humorous. If Carroll turned busy bees into crocodiles, I can turn a Walrus and a Carpenter into the creatures of Lake Averne!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Of Threnodies and Roses by Quiet2885 reviews
Modern Retelling. Leroux Undertones. He began as an Angel that came to her one frightening night. As Christine is slowly swept up into a dangerous and passionate obsession, will she survive his dark world...and even darker past? COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 140,173 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
From My Solitude by Nade-Naberrie reviews
UPDATE February 23rd! Erik hears little Christine Daaé for the first time, and his life is changed forever. The classic tale of the Phantom of the Opera, retold through Erik's point of view. Based on ALW's musical and the 2004 film.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 130,209 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Beamy Golden Sunlight Rays of Angst by Vendetta Vertigo reviews
A beautiful, talented, and beautiful new dancer comes to the Opera Populaire. Can Erik resist her womanly charms? I'll give you a hint: no. ErikOC xCOMPLETE!x
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005
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Phantom of the Opera: Rewritten In Rhyme reviews
The way Shakespeare would do it. Sort of. Leroux based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Whatever Happened To My Fandom? reviews
Christine hates MarySues.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Christine - Complete
Oh, You Raoul Bashers reviews
Look past the ponytail of Patrick Wilson.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Raoul - Complete
Ballad of the Butler Phangirls reviews
An antiGerik sonnet. Flames welcome!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Erik - Complete
You Won't Succeed In PhanPhiction reviews
Erik gives advice on how to get reviews.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Erik - Complete
The Sorrows of the Phangirl reviews
This happens to me practically every day.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete