Sarah the Swinub
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Joined 11-10-04, id: 702250, Profile Updated: 04-18-08
Author has written 4 stories for Final Fantasy X, Pokémon, and Final Fantasy X-2.

Age: 18

Star sign: Sagittarius

Dislikes: Long walks on the beach.

Yo. I'm Sarah the Swinub, or Rabid Psycho, whichever you prefer. I write Pokémon and Final Fantasy fanfiction and support many MANY ships which I won't list here. Most of them are yaoi, it has to be said. I like yaoi. And yuri. And het. Any romance is fine by me, although as long as it isn't too gross.

I'm completely obsessed with a theatre company called the Reduced Shakespeare Company, but they don't have a category I can write under, sadly. If you've heard of them, feel free to contact me and I can ramble about them until the cows come home, raid my fridge, get bored and move to Cuba.

Seriously.

Well, that's about it for me - I may think of something else to say at some point but for now I'll leave you with my fanfics. Be very afraid.


FANFICS:

Why Didn't We Notice It Before: My first fic up here and it's an FFX-verse Clasko/Maechen yaoi. Yes, you read that correctly.

All Bow To Professor Oak: A Pokémon fic that I wrote a while ago about May being really annoyed that Tracy, her boyfriend, is obsessed with Professor Oak and finally snapping in a vaguely humourous manner. It's not bad, for an old work, I suppose.

A Feeling Of Comfort: A one-shot drabble I wrote on a whim about how Yuna met Tidus and came to trust him. It's in third person but follows Yuna and adheres as closely as possible to the actual game script at all times (I found the game script at: http/www.ffwa.org/ff10/script.html)

Right In Front Of My Nose: A sequel to 'Why Didn't We Notice It Before?' I was challenged by a friend to write this sequel, but to have slightly more romance than one drunken smooch. I've discovered that I have major issues when writing romance, but this apparently doesn't completely suck, so let's just hope you all aren't completely scarred by the mental image of Clasko and Maechen kissing.

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The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Just The In Between Man by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
Drew Carey Show. Lewis Kiniski has always been the man who women never look to for a serious relationship. Kate O'Brien has constantly refused his advances for that very same reason. But everything was about to change after a drunken night together and a surprise pregnancy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by bookworm03 reviews
PartOne: Michelle gets a visit the morning after day 2. Completely pointless and plotless and fluffy...lol. PartTwo: Dating is always, always awkward... More fluff and even less plot!
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Compensation by Kitake Neru reviews
Ashe gets jealous, Ashe gets curious, Ashe gets in trouble, and Balthier gets a kiss. [BalthierAshe, in case that wasn't obvious enough].
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Mind Games by sapereaude13 reviews
A different take on the ending of FF12. Balthier and Fran find themselves in a sticky situation while Ashe works for peace in Ivalice. BalthierAshe. Spoilers for the whole game. Thanks for reading!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,738 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Beautiful Tommorow by A Lifeless Beauty reviews
The first SH highschool story. Yuri is a popular jerk, Alice is quiet and smart. He needs a tutor,guess who the teacher picks? Chapter twenty five finally updated!
Shadow Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,666 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/6/2004
The Three Phases by shira syndrome reviews
Glimpses of life, love, and the vexations of orphans through the eyes of one honorable pirate. A paragon in why there is no such thing as three neat phases of love for everyone. Happy Valentine's Day 07. BalthierVaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,710 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Cheap Booze and Hotel Rooms by Synthesis Landale reviews
SnakeOtacon. After Shadow Moses, Snake tries to live a quiet life with Meryl and Otacon goes to New York to start up Philanthropy. However, things don't turn out as planned and Snake and Otacon discover that the bond they forged in Shadow Moses was strong
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
The Distance Between by the right hand of madness reviews
Oneshot. SnakeOtacon. Lime. Light fluff. Small mention of blood. Pretanker. At first a reluctant gesture, uncomfortable, but then it grew to be natural, unconscious to a point that we stopped noticing.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Show and Tell by chezlovesyou reviews
CTU finds out about Tony and Michelle's relationship... Post season 2.
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
CinderChloe by scoob2222 reviews
An mistake leads to Jack and Chloe's first date at the annual CTU party. Will Chloe survive the eveningor will her glass slipper shatter? I promise it's better than the summary
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006
24 Hour Bug by graywords-girl reviews
JackChloe 'If you get sick because of this, I am NOT taking care of you' Chloe's come down with a 24 hour bug. Who else but Jack can help? One Shot
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Death's Gamble by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
Jecht and the Farplane's Gatekeeper have a bet going as to how much Rikku really misses Auron. Shameless Aurikku smut with citrusy scent. Rated for mature themes.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Caught by chezlovesyou reviews
Tony and Michelle share a relaxing morning, until... post season 2 fun fluff. OneShot, at least for now...Enjoy!
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Phone Calls by scoob2222 reviews
Follows Season 4 as Jack and Chloe slowly work through their feelings for each other through a series of phone calls.
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Adventures of the Clincially Strange by Dannichu reviews
Left alone for a week while their trainers go to Pokéschool, the Pokémon of The Lair of Insanity are about to prove how the house got its name...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,976 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004
You Better You Bet by Mignonne reviews
An Aurikku of a different color. Due to tension between the duo, the others decide to form a betting pool. Not as sappy as this summary makes it sound. First update in 2.5 years, includes a love letter from Liania and Rikku musing on Auron's hairlessne
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,753 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 2/18/2002
Bend And Break by Nanaki BH reviews
Snake x Otacon One night, Otacon's sensitive mentality leads him to divulge a little more information to Snake than he would have liked. Language, shounenai, you know the drill.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2005 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
Mr Harmonixer by Vicarious Lurker reviews
(Covenant)The Stud Card collection actually has a special edition. Ever wondered who really is Mr. Harmonixer?
Shadow Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004
Meets The Eye, Meets The Heart by Iellix reviews
AU. Yuna is the silent type. Rikku is the perky one. Lulu is the mysterious one, subject of many rumors. Wakka is the jock. Tidus is the new guy. But all is not what it appears in their little Besaid Island high school...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003
Mission: Unlikely by Dannichu reviews
The evil criminal mastermind Togepi has stolen The Disk and it's up to top secret agent Pikachu and his assoiates to retrieve it. Pure crack.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Complete
She's all Yuna by Akasha Lynn reviews
COMPLETE - Can Popular Tidus turn the school reject Yuna into the next prom queen? Will she become more than just a bet?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,590 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Complete
Spira's Light by Yaoi Junkie reviews
What if Tidus was the summoner? (More detailed summary in Ch. 1) WakkaXTidus, LuluXRikku, possible AuronXRin. Warning: AU, yaoi, yuri, language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,643 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004
Metal Gear Solid: Elements of Destruction by FrozenBlueIce reviews
One year after the events of Metal Gear Solid 2, Otacon digs up some new intelligence on the kidnapping of two Russian Army scientists, and word of a secret weapon project that the Russian Nationalist Force is forcing them to cooperate in. (Complete)
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,681 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Complete
The Not Quite Quick Enough and the Dead by Princess Artemis reviews
Rikku has an obsession, a dark need...to discover how Auron washes his clothes.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Christina TM reviews
Men do some extreme things for the women they love. Tony/Michelle fluff.
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2003
Solid Snake by Alithiel reviews
Another WAFFy fic, quite humorous, involving some discussion of Snake's name. **completed**
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Complete
Public Delusions by yaoiFantasy reviews
complete: yaoi ze/sq -- After being force-fed horrible Sqinoa's by the angel-bi*tch herself. Squall stumbles upon 'Yaoi'', and a certain yaoiGoddess.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Complete
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Right In Front Of My Nose
A sequel to 'Why Didn't We Notice It Before'; Clasko hasn't been able to stop thinking about his encounter with Maechen, leading him to search the entire of Spira to find the man he cannot forget.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
A Feeling Of Comfort reviews
A drabble about how Yuna met Tidus and came to trust him. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Yuna, Tidus - Complete
All Bow To Professor Oak reviews
Tracy is just a little too obsessed with everyone's favourite pokémon expert and his girlfriend isn't going to stand for it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Why Didn't We Notice It Before? reviews
There is no boundary to love. Not gender. Not age. Not, erm... being dead or not. Um... ClaskoxMaechen yaoi
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete