Maria33 a.k.a. Rei Uzumaki
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Author has written 5 stories for Boondocks, Death Note, and Sweeney Todd.

Mr. West, South Park, The Boondocks & Axis Powers Hetalia make my world go 'rooooouuuunnnnnnddddd~~~

Hai people, I'm Maria33 =7= Don't call me Rei or nothin', kay?

I'm trying to make something out of this account again so expect a few stories from me here and then. 8D But, I'm a very lazy girl so I maybe won't be updating too often. I have no motivation as of now. 8'D And...and if ya got a DeviantART account, check me out cuz that's where I'm at most of the time! 83

X-STORY IDEAS/PLANS-X

~AXIS POWERS HETALIA: Maybe...you could teach me...?- Servent and Mistress. She really didn't like him, she probably never would, the only person who she actually loved was her brother...who actually hadn't liked her all that much. But still, Natalia was the light of Toris' hell-of-a-life. TorisxNatalia AKA LithuaniaxBelarus, one-sided pairs probably, yah. owo Total AU by the way. xq

~BOONDOCKS: Daddy's B A C K~!- A rewrite of the incomplete Daddy's Back! Chapter One in the works. owo

~SOUTH PARK: The Tale Of Pip Pirrup- Pip has left South Park and heading back to his motherland Stadtsford, and much like in South Park, things aren't very good for the young blonde in Social-Life. But, Estella...oh, Estella...

~SWEENEY TODD: -title still in consideration-; Benjamin Barker always loved Lucy, even during the time when girls where supposed to be icky to boys. But...all love is unreqited unfortunately...or is it with help from the 'voodoo-woman' Lovett? BenjaminxLucy, BenjaminxLovett, TurpinxLucy owo Takes place in a Modern World

LOL, I'm going to be writing a story for every fandom I like it seems~! 8D Maaannn, why all my stories gotta be bout LOVE? =3=

~STUFF IN PROGRESS~

Lemme, Lemme Upgrade You~- Second chapter...due next month sometime. owo

XXXXOKAY, STUFF 'BOUT ME, NAO~!XXXX

Uuuhhhh...let's see...the main things that keep me going in life are...

MUSIC
DEVIANTART
THE SIMS 2
HEADPHONES
COMPUTERS
DRAWING
HAMSTERS
((Although the ones I have are dead now...))
FYE ((HEAVEN~!))

Yeah, I'm a lazy bum. x3

Fandoms I'm into right now...
The Boondocks
Axis Powers Hetalia
South Park

A few more cool shows 8D
Naruto Shippuden
Bleach
Death Note
Gurren Lagann
Beyblade
((Maaaaannnnnn, that used to be meh SHOW!!))
The PJs
Scrubs
Living Single~
Fave Movies Of Mine--> Obsessed, Slumdog Millionare, Sweeney Todd, Mean Girls, The Cat In The Hat ((...XD)) Chicken Little, a few Hayao Miyazaki movies x3


Fave Singers/Bands
or rather singers who I listen to a lot--> KAAANNNYYYEEEE WWEEEESSSSTTTT, Lady Gaga, The Killers, The Dream, Michael Jackson, Beyonce ((KINDA...)), Ne-Yo ((KINDA.)) Skillet, Amerie, TATU, Three Days Grace, and probably more people who I can't remember right now owo


Fave
Games--> Kingdom Hearts, The Sims 2, NiGHTS: Journey Into Dreams, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Sonic Adventure DX, Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask...maann, I need to try and get more Legend of Zelda Games :/ I seriously miss my Gamecube now TT.TT

The song that seems to describe my feelings/life the most right now...--> Unwell by Matchbox 40, SO. VERY. MUCH. because of personal problems in my family and in a way, my view on life when it comes to the first verse... xq

X-FAVE PAIRINGS-X

NaruIno- Crack, crack, crack. XD But, when I first saw them together when I first thought; They'd Make a cute couple. owo

NaruSaku- This is pretty much cannon, right?

NaruHina- Cute~

SasuNaru- Seeing good fanart on dA, photobucket and on TVTropes reading that; how Naruto acts like a bitchy girlfriend whenever Sasuke is brought up, doesn't help. D8

Yeah, basically I like any person with Naruto for some unknown reason. ._.

South Park; PipxEstella- The one-sided pair isn't so one-sided~8D Hmmm...their like, an SP verison of Belarus and Lithuania in a way...Estella & Natalia both being cold females, Pip & Lithuania not minding the abuse they recieve from the love-of-their life...soo...is Ms. Haversham, Russia~? X3

StanxKyle- I'm not even a yaoi fangirl, but when I started watching South Park I did not like StanxWendy. >w>

CartmanxWendy- After seeing how 'professional' they are within Dances With Smurfs. :q

KylexWendy- CRACK!

Fanfiction...a place to write whatever the hell you wanna write~ =7=

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From Animosity Comes the Heart by malfunctionjunction reviews
Huey wanted a peaceful, calm, restful evening. No wild parties, no stressful homework, no annoying roommate egging him on. Too bad he never gets what he wants. Too bad there's always a person who takes delight in his discomfort and frustration. Too bad.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Huey F., Ming D. - Complete
Please, Daddy, Please by malfunctionjunction reviews
The role of daddy to a four year old is not suited for the weak or faint hearted. Ask Huey, he knows how it goes. A Freeman family ficlet.
Boondocks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Huey F. - Complete
Despair by Moofy-Fan reviews
After Al was killed at the age of 7, Ed tried to bring him back, creating Dispair, the homunculus. What will happen when Ed trys to track down his brother's killer. Disclamer: I don't own FMA. First story. -DISCONTINUED-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,734 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Alphonse E., Envy
Pain for You by malfunctionjunction reviews
Huey has a talk with Ming in the hospital following the conclusion of "The Red Ball". From her, he learns the true meaning of pain, and questions his own morality, inner strength, and his alleged victory.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Huey F. - Complete
Code Geass The Return of Mao by HLecter93 reviews
I do not own any of the charies or Code Geass I am borrowing them for this story once again there will be a part two if I get enough comments it will be soon...the title says what the story is all about and it is a logical reason for his return
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Mao, C.C. - Complete
Under the Milky Way by malfunctionjunction reviews
When Jazmine is left alone in a dangerous area who will be the one to save her when there is nothing left to save?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Jazmine D., Riley F. - Complete
Runnin Through My Mind by WatIfAngel93 reviews
She was the only one who could crack into his tough shell, the only one he'd open up to. But what can you do when the only one who understands you, youre best friend, the one you love, is suddenly unreachable. Huey OC Currently Editing!
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Huey F.
Some Important Conversations by alicekinsno1 reviews
Yet another pre-series fic about CC and Mao, set a few years after my other story, A Day in the Life Plus Extra. Mao and CC basically go about their daily lives, but each bring up some awkward conversation topics. Rated T as a precaution.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - C.C., Mao - Complete
A Day in the Life Plus Extra by alicekinsno1 reviews
Just one of the days that CC and Mao might have spent together long before the actual series. Something extra special awaits them! I OWN NOTHING!
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - C.C., Mao - Complete
Charity Case by Erratical reviews
The party is a set up and one of the members of the group sexually assaults Haruhi. They pass promiscuous flyers and pictures through the entire school while she collapses into herself. Much better summary inside.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,857 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Your Pain is My Pain by franceisglory reviews
I'll always love you, Miss Belarus.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Belarus, Lithuania
The White Russian Bride by Gemini Artemis reviews
Years after the fall of the USSR, Belarus goes back to her beloved brother. The problem is, she is acting a little stranger than usual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Return of Darkness by tsukiryoushi reviews
Set twenty years after Sora's last adventure. Life seemed peaceful for many years, but when Maleficent returns it's up to Sora's daughter, Sky, to save the worlds! Rating may change
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,962 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/25/2006
And The Whole World Tilted by aloxi reviews
Carly Shay is six years, five months, and eleven days old when her mother runs away from home.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
Mao's Revenges by heart.diskdrive reviews
What if Mao lived? And now, he tries to claim 'his' C.C. back by any means necessary. Lelouch started to feel love towards his witch. Mao stops at nothing. Lelouch VS Mao LelouchXC.C. FLUFF!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Jealousy Will Drive You Mad by XPinkSpiderX reviews
Mao is a wealthy Count to whom C.C has been promised and Lelouch is C.C's secret lover. Both fight for her love and as problems arise, jealousy ensues. And jealousy, as they say, can drive one mad. Awful Summary! Dx
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Fan Fiction: Eternal Chronicles by Alter Shead reviews
Fan Fiction is at the limit. An evil identity has found the material that keeps the balance between Nature and Civilization. Can this be the end of all Good on Fan Fiction?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008
Dream of the King by Nate Grey reviews
Lelouch won. The problem is that his father's final curse keeps erasing his memory. But being Emperor and C.C.'s husband isn't so bad. Their sassy little girl with the killer Geass will take some getting used to, though. Maybe some new moms would help?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,987 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Taking Down The Primer: A HSM Bashing by Sharidaken Tranqity reviews
When the third movie of HSM3 comes to theaters, the SOS Fan Fic Brigade must take them down with the help of their OC's & other cartoons, anime, video games, and authors. Warning: Major bashing of HSM & Disney channel TV shows & Original Movies.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
A Wedding of stupidty by Ranger24 reviews
Ash and Ami are getting married and CHibi reluctantly agrees to g o draging Ranger and the rest into a wedding no one espaccily not the bride and groom will ever forget. Total crack.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
The third Kira by CHIICH0BITS reviews
Hikari, Light Yagami's younger sister, also known as the third Kira... Ryuu-Chan, L's younger sister, also known as the major detective. It is Ryuu-Chan's job to capture the third Kira but will she capture Hikari, or will she let her brother down?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - L, Light Y.
Gun Punk by Amigodude reviews
Revy's desperate struggle to survive the violence of Chinatown and the gang wars ten years before the events of Black Lagoon.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,596 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Behind Evil by 17Aaron13 reviews
Evil? What is evil and what not? What makes me "evil"?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Assassins Keeper by gunman reviews
When Rock saves the lives of twin assassins Hansel and Gretel, the pair become indebted to him, swearing loyalty to him instead of Verrocchio.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Rock, Hansel, Gretal - Complete
Whisper to me by milk101 reviews
A story about Misa and Mello's first meeting.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Mello, Misa A. - Complete
Why Him? by MindMatters reviews
Continuation of Grim tales from down below. Why had he been so jealous at her? Why didn’t he realize how much she loved him before? Grim jr x MiniMandy. Rated T for being on the safe side.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
The Ninth by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Feared all over the land for his legendary strength and merciless nature, Kyuubi no Kitsune needs the company of no one. So why is it that he now finds himself in possession of one hyperactive blonde human child?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 478 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Naruto King by West-Surf reviews
Naruto and the gang have a mission...they have to act out the lion king....ohh, boy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007
The Lord of the rings: The fellowship of the ring by Ranger24 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha inherts a ring from his uncle Sarutobi. The Wizard Roku reveales that it is the one ring the ring of the Dark lord Sephiroth! Now he and a compay of heros must quest for mt doom the only place it may be destroyed! Read and review! Completed.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,604 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Her Pink Stilettos by malfunctionjunction reviews
jaz be hot in those stilettos, her pink stilettos. she be kicking some ass in those stilettos, her pink stilettos. she be gettin in trouble cuz of those stilettos, her pink stilettos. she be findin sum tru luv in those stilettos, her pink stilettos.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Jazmine D., Riley F.
Your Song by Sharidaken Tranqity reviews
A song fic from the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack. A little one shot of all my best favorite couples all put together in one song for Valentine's day. Hope you all enjoy.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Empathy the forbiden sin by Devil-Speaker reviews
5000 years ago, in the village of light, a sin was created and imprisoned deep underground so she wouldn't kill anymore, 5000 years later she’s back and can't wait to explore the new world and destroy anything that gets in her way.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Not His by malfunctionjunction reviews
I guess...I was never his. Not matter how much I wanted to be. She was this Goddess that came from Hell and what not. She stole him away unintentionally. Its sad how you wish things would go your way for once...but doesn't.RileyJaz.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Jazmine D., Riley F. - Complete
Beef by TRIGGER MIKE THE GREAT reviews
Gangstalicious finally returns to the hip hop scene after a oneyear hiatus only to find out his number 1 spot was taken by TerraBelle native, Thugnificent. How can these two settle their differences? Rap beef, ninja!
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2007
Arthur Imprisoned by static shakedown reviews
Parody of, and subsequently spoilers for, episode 16. Before Mao got the idea to kidnap Nunally he went for . . . Arthur? What about cat porn? Oh my . . . 0.o Crack, obviously.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Prophesy by Angel6530 reviews
The prophesy has been continued. A young girl named Sophie is turned into a Nightmaren and has to discover her powers along the way. Can she find a way to bring her parents back or will she be caught by Wizeman? Yay official pairing at the end :3 NxS
NiGHTS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Zeno's New Life by Roxius reviews
This is a story I made about Zeno's life after his book is burnt in the last episode.Many familiar mamodo will appear in this story. PLEASE REVIEW! ZenoXPatty and onesided Zeno X Jade, who is an OC created by 'Rei Uzumaki'.
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
Judicial System Darkness by Ghost Captain Barbossa reviews
Sakura is murdered. One of her children has been kidnapped. Her husband is the prime suspect. Can the members of the jury uncover the true story? Or will the legal system tear this family apart? AU [HinaShika] flashes of SasuSaku Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,986 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
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Lemme, Lemme Upgrade You reviews
It just wasn't in Jazmine's nature to hate somebody, but when she REALLY wants to hate a certain cornrolled Deliquante things...things aren't working out...maybe she can change him? No....? Maybe...just a lil' bit...? a TINY litte? ...maybe?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Jazmine D., Riley F.
The 'Wild' Spark reviews
Sweeney remembered once he killed Mrs. Lovett, he remembered how she always had that 'wild' spark of mischeif within her big eyes...even in their childhood years, ESPECIALLY when it came to cats... Sweennet one-shot please review but no flames
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Flashing Lights reviews
And the weather's so breezy...why can't life ALWAYS be this easy? Oh yeah, because there's a Kira case to solve. Naruto x-over with Death Note, somewhat AU, Matt x Ino
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Matt
Daddy's back! reviews
We all know that Huey and Riley lives with Granddad with no mom or dad around, but what if the dad was in jail and came back. And worst of all the dad is just like Riley and Huey just hates him. Huey/Jaz
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Robert F./Grandad, Riley F.
The good life reviews
Leroy Middlebrook and his mom are going to Woodcrest for a 'vacation' out of the South Side of Chicago the same place where his dad and sister Trina live. Also his archrival from the Chi Riley Freeman lives there too. Can someone hold the peace?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Riley F., Huey F.
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