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Joined 11-11-04, id: 702576, Profile Updated: 09-12-08
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Dragonlance.

Want to see some magic? My stories will make your innocence and faith in humanity disappear!

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To Define Treachery by en extase reviews
Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,397 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Betty White: Vampire Hunter by VikingOfficial reviews
This is a post-Breaking Dawn story in which the Cullen's happily ever after is threatened by a new fearsome vampire hunter in town. :::Please Review ! Your reviews give me confidence to write more awful stories, so keep them coming! ::: Welcome, Tumblrs!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Embrace of Chaos by Solvdrage reviews
The world will soon wish that the Boy Who Lived died. For now, he has been claimed by Dark and Unnatural Gods. Chaos!Harry. DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Peering Eyes by 0-SlytherinGurl-0 reviews
Harry and Draco find a way together amidst the watchful eyes of their friends. HP/DM, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Bloody Train by Xkjgmcr522X reviews
Just read it ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Hagrid and Hedwig by SorrowedCity reviews
Hagrid and Hedwig get friendly
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Rubeus H., Hedwig
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
PRIMARCHS by Sakouya reviews
Originally written by the Chaos God Emperor of Fankind Lastie. Includes multiple crossovers, graphic violence and blatant disregard for moral standards, the story has already been partially posted by Xenos Major but I'm posting the entire 191 chapters.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 192 - Words: 249,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
The Minister's New Robes by Maria Lynette reviews
Fudge's new robes make a BIG impression on the public. Written for theweirdsisterz LJ comm's November prompt: Write a fairytale HP style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - C. Fudge, Hermione G. - Complete
Those Twinkling Blue Eyes by Cleolump reviews
Hermione Granger has steadily crossed the line from admiration to love, for a kindly old man with twinkling blue eyes whose shoulders the whole wizarding world has rested upon and taken for granted for years. Only well-written Older Dumbledore/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Points Of Athority by xXxpussycatlovergirlsxXx reviews
Harry/draco draco is mean and manipulative because of his past! Can hary save him? ADULT CONTENT NONCON LEMONS NOT FOR KIDS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Romantic Conquests of Severus Snape by Trip and Jayne reviews
The good, the bad, the ugly, the crazy, the confusing and the just plain diturbing. A parody of all Severus Snape pairings, except SSHG. More pairings than you can fit in a summary or shake a stick at. OOCness to the MAX! repeat MAX!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Failure to Thrive by triquetral reviews
Defiant Ginny falls prey to anorexia after the trauma of the Department of Mysteries. During HBP, but somewhat non-canon. This story is not meant to glamorize EDs, but relate some of their horrors, the frustration of family, and the hope of recovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,990 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Ginny W.
Lil' HP by WhiteFish-BlackFish reviews
Harry Potter was born...differently...then cannon Harry. Why does everyone treat him so nicely? Warnings: AU, Stereotyping, hints of every pairing, mocking of every pairing, mocking of color, mocking of het, slash, and femslash. No sure pairings, if any.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Dean T.
VegemagusHarryDraco: Eggplant Parmesan by potteresque-ire reviews
HPDM. In which Tomato!Harry and Eggplant!Draco fell in love. A shopping cart romance blossomed before decay and death consumed our beloved veggies will Veggie!Heaven be where one lets go of the past, while keeping faith for the future? Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Crowbar by Meshakhad reviews
The reason for the Combine's invasion, and Gordon's survival, has been in Gordon's hand all this time. Well, it's also spent some time in Combine skulls. Oneshot, slight spoilers for Ep2.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
The Words To Save Them All by Meshakhad reviews
Breen was wrong - he could say the words to stop the rebels. What if he did? Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Head Master by albe-chan reviews
Why is Dumbledore showering in the Slytherin Quidditch showers? Draco finds out one afternoon. Rated for a reason. SLAsH. ONESHOT. MATURE. ADDM. Dumbles and Draco do the nasty. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Albus D., Draco M. - Complete
Waterbed by Keelia Ann reviews
Hermione finds a bouquet of roses and a letter on her bed. At first she is delighted, until she finds out whom they are from. Funny but creepy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hermione G., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Pedophile and the Voyeur by Love.Peace.Cherries reviews
Snape is a pedophile. Dumbledore is a voyeur. Should they be allowed to roam around at a school full of teenagers? Of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Severus S., Albus D.
Nocturnal 'missions by Alisonven reviews
Slughorn is such an obliging chap. He'll help a colleague in need, so long as he can turn a tidy profit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Horace S., Rubeus H. - Complete
The Final Solution by Devilita reviews
It might be hard to imagine anything less than chilling occurring between an SS man and a Jewish prisoner in the concentration camp of Buchenwald in 1944's Germany. Hard, but not impossible. [nonmagical AU, Harry&Draco]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,528 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
SOCKS! by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Follow Harry on this disturbing night when he finds out what Dumbledore would say and do if he was drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Rainbow Lion Lollipop by DMGeorge reviews
“There will be absolutely no babies in my school,” he said fiercely. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rivers of Blood by Soulforger reviews
Azkaban!Harry, Dark!Harry. After three years in prison, Harry's out for revenge and for his enemies' blood. warning: violence, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 168 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
VERY Strange Christmas by GuesssWho reviews
Hannibal Lecter’s take on Christmas. Only read this if you’re totally and utterly fed up with the holidays, at least as the corporations would have it–shopping for 5 months straight, and all that jazz.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
Potter's Resistance 1: Breaking Ties by IP82 reviews
PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 109,344 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
voldermorts unbreakable love by alvian shaman hufflepuff king reviews
the love story of voldy and ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Out To Get Snape by Muffytaj reviews
Someone's out to get Snape, he just can't figure out who! Very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
And Never Been Kissed by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeDumbledore slash. Good things come to those who wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
An Old Man's Secret desires by xXx Burn My Hope xXx reviews
The long awaited 3rd chapter is here. Harry free falls from a window, Dumbledore knows how to hold his breath and is that a pink cat i see?Please read and review or else no more chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Harry P., Albus D.
At a Loss by Taichiro reviews
Minerva finds herself in a compromising position, with the unlikliest of sorts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Minerva M., Alastor M.
Thoughts of the Bedroom by Intelligent Witch reviews
Challenge fic - write a story about the ship you hate the most. An Argus Filch and Dolores Umbridge romance. One shot of horror, for me anyway
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Dolores U., Argus F. - Complete
The Apotheosis of Vernon Dursley by OldSmoke reviews
Lord Voldemort deploys his most devestating weapon yet in his war against Harry- Vernon Dursley. CH 4 up! To procure funds to bribe Ron with, Vernon attempts the unthinkable: A robbery of Gringotts! Special appearence by Celebrian. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Unbearable Lightness of Beards by elecktrik reviews
This is probably the funniest thing I have ever written. If you're not easily squicked, I recommend reading it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Rubeus H., Albus D.
Starcross'd by kitsunelover reviews
Snape's relationship with the Giant Squid was doomed from the start.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Passions of the Potter by Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter reviews
Harry Potter stumbles across a Portkey... and comes to the land of the Lord! Jesus journeys with him back to modern times, to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
A House Elf's Needs by Chaos-chick3 reviews
Dobby's needs aren't being fulfilled at Hogwarts. In a last desperate attempt, he seeks out Hagrid for help. Slash! Now over 3000 hits, yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Rubeus H., Dobby - Complete
Far Too Personal by Icarus reviews
Student, tall, beater's build..' Okay, maybe not quite beater's build, but he was close enough. Ron Weasley places a personal ad and lies shamelessly about himself and his 'assets.' His blind date did the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Ron W., Severus S.
Demented Love by psycial reviews
Rated R Just to be safe. One shot fic. It's about Hagrid confessing his love for Harry. How will he react? almost Slash warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Bound Together by thephotoman reviews
Fudge is evil, and Harry and HErmione have to save the world while drowning in their hormones
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Guy Talk by Icarus reviews
When one of our Gryffindors sneaks out after curfew, the Gryffindor bedroom is alive with gossip and showing off. The boys prod Harry into giving - er - a tad too much information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Chessboard by Tavalya Ra reviews
There is no good or evil. There is only power... and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Complete
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Trespasser reviews
Slughorn sneaks into Gryffindor Tower for some pleasure, but gets more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Horace S., Lily Evans P.
Better Than the Force reviews
Anakin teaches Ahsoka a different kind of lesson.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Hermione's Slapping Hand reviews
Hermione becomes obsessed with the idea of slapping Slughorn's ass and learns an important moral lesson as a result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Horace S., Albus D. - Complete
Soirée With Slughorn reviews
When Hermione agreed to attend Slughorn's private party, she didn't know the old man had more than sushi on his mind...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Hermione G., Horace S. - Complete
Love's Keen Sting reviews
Harry comes to his Potions Master to confess his feelings. A tale of love, pain, betrayal and redemption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Horace S. - Complete
Nutsy reviews
Harry's innocuous crush on Heinrich Himmler leads to unforeseen consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Admirer reviews
Hermione starts getting letters and presents from an anonymous admirer. That doesn't sit well with Ron, who decides to uncover the identity of his rival.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Power of the Wand reviews
The desecration of Dumbledore’s tomb by Hermione leads to hot, passionate sex…and something neither she nor her partner have anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
In Hot Blood reviews
Tanis' blood is on fire, and only Laurana can douse the flames. Too bad she is already dousing someone else's...
Dragonlance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Tanis, Laurana - Complete
The Unforgivables reviews
An ode to the Unforgivable Curses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
The Scourge reviews
Voldemort rants about Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
To Severus Snape, The Loser reviews
A gloating poem by James.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore to the Rescue reviews
Young Snape witnesses a shocking scene and then receives a commensurate reward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Old Men's Games reviews
The two greatest wizards of our time meet to celebrate yet another success of theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
A Cure For Nastiness reviews
Harry uses the power the Dark Lord knows not, hoping to make Umbridge a better person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Not Meant To Be reviews
Dumbledore looks into the Mirror of Erised…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
For Luck reviews
When: end of year 4. Who: Ronald Weasley, Cornelius Fudge. Where: a deserted corridor. What: see for yourself!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ron W., C. Fudge - Complete
Horcruxex reviews
Horace Slughorn had a good reason to withhold his memory about Horcruxes, as Harry and Dumbledore find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Horace S. - Complete
So Weird reviews
Hagrid and Draco share their thoughts on their unnatural relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Two Jedi and One Sith reviews
Anakin and ObiWan’s battle with Count Dooku goes in the wrong direction…
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Sunstroke reviews
Hagrid lusts after Snape, and Snape after Harry, all because of anomalous solar activity...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Rubeus H., Severus S. - Complete
HP and the Embarrassing Demise of the Sorting Hat reviews
Harry thinks he has found a Horcrux…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Private Lessons reviews
Harry had assumed that private lessons with Dumbledore would involve some kind of training. And he was right...in a way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sleepy Hollow reviews
The tragic events in Godric’s Hollow as they really happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005 - James P., Voldemort
Love, Chess and Horcruxes reviews
Dumbledore recovers Voldemort’s Horcrux and almost dies, and Snape puts himself at great risk to save him – but the ending is happy [although Professor Flitwick doesn’t think so]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
A Way Out reviews
Ron’s lust for Hermione leads him straight into the merciless clutches of Professor Snape…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Ron W., Severus S.
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