Insanity Prawn
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Joined 11-11-04, id: 702620
Author has written 12 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Spider-Man, Atlantis, Harry Potter, Holes, and Lord of the Rings.

I am now Insanity Prawn. Hooray. Anyway, just a random notice - if you DO see any bananas in the sky, please contact me immediately. Nah, just kidding...


I probably won't update No Sunshine When She's Gone, as the sixth book came out about a week after I wrote the first chapter. This has complicated things. Sorry, guys.
random useless quote -

there's no bananas in the sky, in the sky...

OR IS THERE!


Anyway. Most FanFiction authors include info about themselves. So, here we go.

Name - Emu, Emza, Emzy, Emms, Emzy Wemzy Parkinson, Big Mac, Macky P, Mackintosh, Idiot, Merry...

Come on. Real name? - Emma. I WAS getting to that bit.

Where do you live? - Pluto. Where else?

Be reasonable! - ENGLAND! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Erm, ok. Profession? - I'm a poet.

Right. Hobbies? - drawing, pixel art, flute, fanfictio and idle poetry.

Who is your celebrity crush? - I don't have one.

And if you had one, who would it be? - Elijah Wood or Daniel Radcliffe.

Favourite colour? - Green. Black. Brown. Blue. Anything except pink.

Alrighty then, that's about it. Tally ho.

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I hate by relytA reviews
A different version of Kat's poem.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Tiny the Nazgul by Nolitari reviews
The challenges of choosing a Nazgul can make the toughest Ringwraith irritated, especially those 600 page document and owner's manuals. Stars the Witch King! And Sauron...sorta.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Sauron
Morry by Nolitari reviews
Glorfindel is asked to tell a story, one that's kind of violent for a four-year-old, so how will our Balrog slayer get around this one?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
The Urge by TyKa-Forever reviews
Tyson has an urge to do something to Kai. [One-sided KaTy]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2005
After they saved Middle Earth: What became of the by teapotman reviews
10 years on from the final battle, we catch up with the Fellowship to find out what they are doing now. Please R&R. PG-13 for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Forbidden Passion by teapotman reviews
Slash spoof between Legolas and Gimli. PLease review - is my first submission to FanFiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Jam Roly Poly of Immortality by we hate dentists reviews
Harry tries to kill Malfoy and is sent to do a little mission for Fudge - to rescue one of Flamel's earlier creations, The Jam Roly Poly of Immortality!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P.
Larry Totter and the Voice of Reason by Quang Tai and the LOC reviews
You ever get the feeling that Harry and Ron were more than just friends? yeah, us too. this story isn't for the weak of heart (or stomach) or for people who will impale us for making fun of HP. Not to mention pregnant people... it could be dangerous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2004
King Milo by Atlantima reviews
Based on a song from Disney's Aladdin.
Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
Dave, Part 1 by Psychotic Pikachu reviews
In this chapter! Dave knocks a fellow student unconcious with a kickball! Dave kicks a mailman in the balls! Dave is abducted by Clefairy's!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000
Dirty Harry by pooman reviews
Voldemort's back! And this time, Harry's ready...(~.^)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2000
Harry Pothead by pooman reviews
This one is probably the stupidest fanfic you've ever read...hope you like it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2000
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Chronicles of Atlantis : The Mercenaries reviews
In which the mercenaries attack, the women and children are forced into hiding, and a battle takes place between Dourke and the Atlanteans. The Second Chronicle.
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005
A Story About Ron and Hermione reviews
More romantic fluff p. No real plot Ron and Hermione are married and pregnant, etc. etc. Please read if you are a RonHermione shipper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005
Bulgarian Idiot reviews
Spoof song of 'American Idiot' by Green Day. Yeah, we all hate Krum, don't we? No offence to Bulgarians.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2005
Short Trip to the Burrow reviews
A short story about what happens after Harry has defeated Voldemort. Ginny is pregnant, and Harry can't beleive how lucky he is. HBP SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2005
No Sunshine When She's Gone reviews
Ron loves Hermione but she still writes to Viktor. Their relationship takes a turn for the best...ah, you know the rest. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Gollum's Rap reviews
Gollum's back and he's hardcore.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005
Through the Eyes of Zero reviews
Zero's POV at the end of the movie when they climb God's Thumb. PLEASE RR! THANKS! sori bout the lil accident with the rating! RATED G
Holes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2005
Chronicles of Atlantis : Return of the Evil Guy reviews
In which Atlantis is submerged again, Kida gets pregnant, and Rourke's evil cousin Dourke comes to destroy the people who killed his cousin. The First Chronicle.
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
Dreams reviews
Peter Parker keeps seeing visions of his wife being murdered. But what happens when Harry finds out about their baby?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/15/2004
Life reviews
No one can stay a kid forever. Harry Potter has grown up, and he's flown the nest. He now has to face independance, a job, marriage, and eventually his own children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004
Outtakes from Spiderman 1 reviews
Written by me and my cousin, Steve. Insanity warning.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004
An Ode To Jellyfish reviews
Just a little poem about why we like jellyfish.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004