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Joined 11-11-04, id: 702841, Profile Updated: 03-22-12
Author has written 34 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Highlander, Stargate: Atlantis, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Doctor Who.

Hey y'all! I'm Seanait (shay-not). Yep... Bah, just read below! ;)

Favorite TV shows: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Doctor Who, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Highlander, Firefly, Heroes, X-Files, Journeyman, New Amsterdam, Fringe, etc
Favorite movies: Apollo 13 (yay!), LoTR, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Stargate, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Terminal, Harry Potter, Munna Bhai, Serenity, Jackie Chan movies, Transformers, Independence Day and many, many others...
Favorite Books: The Sight by David Clement-Davies, the Wayfarer Redemption series by Sara Douglass, the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik, the Earth's Children series by Jean Auel, A Fistful of Sky by Nina Hoffman, The Dragon Quartet series, the Firebringer series by Meredith Pierce, The Last Dragonlord and Dragon and Phoenix, most of Tamora Pierce's books, the Cloudmages series, and all of Issac Asimov's novels. All these books rate very highly, I read too many good books to list them all here.
Favorite Foods: umm... chocolate mousse cake, chocolate mousse (esp. in Paris!), homemade breaded chicken, apple pie, pumpkin pie, GRAPES and STRAWBERRIES!
Favorite Other Things: travelling, kind reviewers, skiing, writing, playing soccer, sailing, playing my guitar, singing, laughing hysterically, comfy chairs, relaxed parents, and STARGATE DVDS!

Go check out the Stargate Atlantis: The Musical series at http://www.fanfiction.net/~nightfynix. They're stories written by me and nightpheonix - they're musical parodies to the show!

I don't write slash (it has nothing to do with anti-gay sentiments. The first fanfic I ever read was slash and it scarred me for life). I will usually write family-friendly stories (PG-13 and under), I end up writing humor because I can't bear to hurt the team and I'm not so great at ship, but I'm trying to learn! (Warning: one angst story)

Oh, don't blame me for whatever stories I write up while doing homework in the middle of the night or stories I write cuz I can't fall asleep, they are driven by craziness, chocolate, soda (when i get my hands on it), and total lack of sleep in general. I'm warning you now, beware of midnight stories! I'll try to tell you when they are...

I'm the Creator of the Beckett/Chair ship! MHAHAHA! Join the Checkett Revolution! check out nightpheonix's C2 "Love Makes the Chair Go 'Round"

Oh and while you're at it, why don't you check out my FictionPress stories: http://www.fictionpress.com/~seanait

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Okay, just thought I'd tell you... I attribute my sense of humor to the mix of my dad (who's wicked sarcastic), my strange friends like nightpheonix and faolan, movies like Monty Python, and my own quirky sense of the world. Quirky is the right word to describe it too... A very wise person once said to me while sitting in the middle of a Versailles gift shop:

"You're a pretty funny person, how do you view the world?"
~ Nightpheonix


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Snow Day! by sueKay-04 reviews
Some festive fluff with a plot. SJ ship. Set sometime in season 8. Finally complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Convergence by sueKay-04 reviews
NCIS/SG1/SGA Crossover. When an agent dies in bizarre circumstances at NCIS HQ, the Team must work with Homeland Security to find out the cause of his death, and to reveal a cover-up of shocking proportions...Set in NCIS Season 8 and Atlantis post season 5
Crossover - NCIS & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Tony D.
NORAD Tracks Santa by Teri reviews
Daniel finds a very interesting memo on Jack's Desk. What could it mean? Will Daniel find out the truth about Santa this Christmas?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2002 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
The Immortal Child by Sharpsnout reviews
Immortals are foundlings, no one knows where they come from. They cannot have children, it never has happened, what if one time there was an exception, just one time the unexpected happened? How would this change the game, could a father and son really fight one another to the death? Relaunched and edited. 44 uploaded. Focused on the Series only. T for lang. OC
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 152,837 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Duncan
Animorphs: 2010 by Lady Kino reviews
The year is 2010 and the Yeerks have only just arrived on Earth. Jake, a veteran in his mid-20's, must put his career plans on hold when he and his friends discover a dying alien who warns them about the coming invasion. AU
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,516 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010
Alisa by LE McMurray reviews
AU There's more than one McKay on Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 141,352 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
So I Married A Chair by HyperCaz reviews
Dr Beckett has a secret. It involves a chair. CHECKETT AU season 1. Now with bonus action. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,121 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Carson B. - Complete
A Warrior's Tale by Saber88 reviews
Only when a stranger comes to the Vale do things begin to change. Reality becomes nothing more than deceit, and a special mare comes very close to loosing everything she ever knew – and still may. [New Chapters!]
Firebringer Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,940 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
Join The Revolution by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Checkett: a rather unusual pairing, originally thought up by Seanait, and now to be put in use by yours truly! Sunday did not happen. BeckettxChair.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Carson B. - Complete
Godspeed by Celtic Knot reviews
When you 'gave as good as you got,' I suddenly found I did not know you anymore. DanielVala, one shot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sha're - Complete
Snarktastic by BiteMeTechie reviews
A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Secrets Undone Book II by QueenH reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter. This is the sequel to Secrets Undone. Complete.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,462 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/31/2005 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Lt Michael Kenmore: Patient Number 4364 by Port-of-Seas reviews
PreMichael. What was going through 'Michael's' mind as he slowly transformed from Wraith to human? The two weeks of experimentation, as told by patient 4364.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Phoenix and Fire by Sigma reviews
Crossover with Stargate. A chance meeting leads to a unexpected outcome for two lonely individuals….
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,626 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/8/2004
The Killing Frost by Sholio reviews
When a scientific mission goes wrong, the Daedalus crashes on an ice planet along with Atlantis's top scientists and a ruthless saboteur. Will rescue come before injuries and the elements take their toll? Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,968 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Old Soldiers Die Hard by Sholio reviews
The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Warrior by Queen of the Red Skittle reviews
A Wraith takes in an orphaned child after a culling. Nominated in SGA Awards.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,295 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Anybody Home? by nightpheonix reviews
Sheppard wakes up one morning to find the whole crew of Atlantis gone, except McKay. BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005
Operation: Retaliation by nightpheonix reviews
Weir, McKay, Zelenka, and Sheppard exact revenge on Kavanaugh. You KNOW you want to read this… [COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Misconceptions by Nelowl reviews
Colonel Sheppard and his team bring back strangers who claim to be Athosians. But are these people all that they seem? And why do Sheppard, Lorne and Beckett regret this, and Rodney feels left out.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Old Skool by MacGyversGirl reviews
SG1 find themselves persuing an alien who has blended into the Colorado Spring's teenage population. Now they have to follow it's path...by becoming teenagers once again too.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,111 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - J. O'Neill
Just Because I'm A by Aingeal-J reviews
A serise of characters explaining themselves comically. So far: Goa'uld, and Daniel! Jack's Chapter is up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 2/20/2005
The Murder of Dr Kavanaugh by The Noble French Fry reviews
Elizabeth and SGA1 have a plan to get rid of Atlantis' biggest pest...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Warning: For Wraith Only by aweena reviews
What happens when a human gets injected with the retrovirus? I've been wanting to write this since Michael.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - John S. - Complete
1969 Codicil by ShakNali reviews
Additional ending to episode 1969
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Made In China by Entipy of Nothing reviews
It all started in Social Studies...what happens when I get beamed up to the Enterprise. I will continue this.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Wesley C., W. Riker
Overbearing by Dragonland reviews
Sam is a mindreader. And it's driving her crazy! Challenge fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 12/23/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Scissors, Paper, Rock by ESCotLoE reviews
Carson POV on a little action in the infirmary. Bit of ShepWhump.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Jack's Big Honkin' Invention by sueKay-04 reviews
Jack's smarter than SG1 think! Set in season 45. Some hints of SJ ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
All Is Silence by Osiris Ra reviews
Daniel's been acting strange. An intruiging revelation to Daniel sends him, SG1 and an infmaous duo of government agents on the trail of humanity's next greatest discovery. This is one of a series. I'm pretty sure 4 will be where it all ends ... I hop
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Kids again by SG-Fan reviews
SG1 visits a technologically advanced planet only to return with three of its members as kids… What happened? And how do they deal with the children’s mischievous pranks? COMPLETE!IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,239 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Planet of the Demons by Wraithfodder reviews
COMPLETE. Sheppard's team goes to a planet to eradicate an enemy that could be even more dangerous than the Wraith only Rodney objects!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Werewolves and Goblins and Aliens Oh My by MurdocsAngel reviews
Summary: When Jonathan O'Neill decided to start over again, he didn't realize just how hard a teenager's life could be. Especially when you're the clone of a fifty year old Air Force colonel who has traveled to other planets and kicked snake-alien butt an
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004
Walking in the Rain by Arrant Schemata reviews
Sam has something on her mind so she takes a walk to try and sort through her feelings post Threads
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Moo X Treme by iamdragonrider reviews
An unexpected traveler comes through the Stargate. Its thin, its blue. And it speaks moo. Do you? Chapter 5: Sam wakes up. And our guest tries coffee and JellO.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005
Jack's Big Day by sueKay-04 reviews
The title tells all! Please R&R! Set in Season Eight. Some SJ shippyness
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Gemini Crossings by Traycer reviews
Jack must deal with a personal problem involving another duplicate, while SG1 works to find a lost civilization. MacGyver crossover.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,453 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Sitting Comfortably? by Loptr reviews
Beckett Chair. Rodney makes Carson sit in the Chair AGAIN and after what happened in Antarctica...the chair isn't pleased. (I decided to write a Second Chapter. I may even write a third.)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Carson B.
In Plain Sight by Teri reviews
Why was Jack greeted with the theme song of MacGyver when he went to see Harry Maybourne in season 8's "It's Good To Be King"? It might not be what you think.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Continuing Misadventures of SG1 or 101 Things by ALC Punk and Ryuu reviews
Angst, chaos, and UST! It's just another normal day for the SGC. Season Eight.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
Far Horizons by Neuropsych reviews
The Tok'ra have found some technology that they can't use - but hope that Sam can figure out for them anyways. (oh yeah, did I meniton it's a trap) Rated for language, violence, and maybe other things that come along.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 73,832 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005
Accidentally In Love by jakefanatic reviews
This is in response to a plot bunny challenge and purely for those Janet and Jacob lovers, and anyone else interested. What happens when Janet, Jacob and Selmak fall in love with each other? Can it happen? Read and see!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Jacob C., J. Fraiser
Being John Crichton by Nixa Jane reviews
While on another world, Daniel suffers the consequences of a little case of mistaken identity. (Crossover with Farscape)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
The Experiment by Orka reviews
What would happen if you tricked two incredably sarcastic guys into a very large room, and then cut power to the lights. Assuming they don't have their radios, of course...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005
Preparations: The Mitchell Files 8 by Neuropsych reviews
(COMPLETE) It's time to get Talonopolis up and running, and maybe discover more about the new base while they're at it! (rated for possible language, adult themes at times, and possible violence, because you never know)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
Painful Separations by Neuropsych reviews
(COMPLETE) The ties that bind are the ones that hurt the most when they're cut... (rated for language and possible violence)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 50,575 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
Stranger Things Had Happened by Sadie reviews
“Jack felt his jaw unhinge as he put two and two together and came up with ‘it’s a 16 year old Sam Carter’. And yet, stranger things had happened. Just not recently.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Secrets Undone by QueenH reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter. Jack has a secret past that puts his friends in jeopardy. Final chapters added. Story Complete.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,469 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Begin? by Lunar1 reviews
Based mildly on 'Threads' spoilers. When things have dragged on for so long, just how do you set the world to rights?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 8/9/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
I'll Always Be there by StarGazer89 reviews
What happens when Cassie sees Ted even after Jack forbids it? Will Ted live throught the night?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004 - J. O'Neill, Cassandra F.
Blame it on the Tinsel by Eve8 reviews
Rated for very mild language. Carter's expecting lots of family, and when they finally show up, Jack gets snowed in with them. Christmas, a crazy family, some strange traditions, and mistletoe feature prominently. SJ. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
There’s only one General Carter by mishy-mo reviews
6 years in the future and the SGC is under a new commander... or is it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Behind the Walls: Betting in the SGC by Amaunetx reviews
“Because even a top secret facility needs something to lighten their moods”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Simply Irresistible by Cathain Nottingham reviews
Jack finds a certain blonde simply irresistible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Acts of God and Colonels by livengoo reviews
After a week offworld, Jack O'Neill discovers the truth of the statement that most accidents occur in the home. And he drags Daniel Jackson along for the ride.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2004 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Dhattar's Passion by Flashpelt reviews
If it was a fight the stallion wanted, that is what he was going to get" - Dhattar
Firebringer Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004
Thanksgiving with the O'Neills by Neuropsych reviews
(FINISHED) The title says it all! A Campers! story. (Rated for language - because Ian's in it and everyone knows he has a potty mouth) Come see who comes for dinner!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 128,211 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004
Kybra and Brazen's story by OpiaUmbachi reviews
These are my two original Vale unicorns and no one knows their history so here it is, i'll update it prolly soon
Firebringer Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 11/29/2004
Cover story by Magda1 reviews
Xover Highlander. Warning: this story is incomplete, ends with a cliffhanger, and will not be completed.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,709 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Methos, J. O'Neill
Griffon by MaryChristmas reviews
rated slightly for language The SGA team discovers the Pegasus Galaxy equivalent to the black market and McKay gets amnesia. (WIP)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Team Bonding by mishy-mo reviews
EARLY WORK Utter madness. SG1 find a crate of something, Teal'c suggests it's alcohol and madness ensues!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Secrets by Shroedinger reviews
Sam reveals a secret to her team, while a Goa’uld threatens to overthrow the System Lords. SJ eventually UPDATE: On hiatus due to my poor health, but I hope to update soon. 72606
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,217 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
People Watching by Tipper reviews
Just another day in the Gate Room–-complete with bad puns, mini-crises and arguments–-as seen through the eyes of Beckett and Weir (Complete).
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
He Gets That From Me by Cathain Nottingham reviews
Sam realizes that her son is truly the product of her.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Sweet Dreams by angelofstargatesg-1 reviews
It's bed time at the O'Neill household, and one little girl wants another bedtime story. . .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004 - S. Carter
Screwing Up by Lunar1 reviews
Sam makes her choice, but will she and Jack be able to face the consequences?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 8/9/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Tournament by b7-kerravon reviews
John Sheppard has previously unknown talents that Weir can use, but at what cost? Some childhood traumas are better left alone. CHAPTER 5 McKay vs. Sheppard, and what happens next. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Potatodrabble by spacemonkeylover reviews
Drabble challenge fic-word potato. Disclaimer:not mine season: 8 Jack has gone off his food because of a certain Duck!(Petty for you uneducated peeps lol)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004 - J. O'Neill
Losing track of time by Virg reviews
a young soldier the SGC has never seen before comes through the gate claiming to know an old man by the name of professor Jackson. time travel & supernatural themes. AU, humor, romance, mystery etc. Sam and jack, daniel and? [complete!]:D
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,772 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
A different point of view by sueKay-04 reviews
DISCONTINUED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004
What to do when you lose a Daniel by Ruthie reviews
Easy steps to help you find your wandering archaeologist.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003
Her Majesty, Princess Carter by angelofstargatesg-1 reviews
What do you think it is? Carter's gonna become royalty, eventually! And then she has to make one of the biggest decisions in her life..
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2004 - S. Carter
Doctor Jackson's Notepad to the Universe by HyperCaz reviews
Tips on contracts concerning ascension and sparse advice on relationships in the Stargate realm, found on Daniel's notepad. A follow up of Col. O'Neill's Guide to the Universe and Mj. Carter's Handbook to the Universe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
The Arm Wrestle by BugExterminator reviews
Added scene to Children of the Gods.....what if Sam and Jack had arm wrestled? please r&r thank you
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Dr Samantha Carter, Archaeologist by angelofstargatesg-1 reviews
ALTERNATE REALITY! Major Carter vs. Dr. Carter! Bring on the jello. CHAPTER FOUR NOW UP!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Blazed by scullyseviltwin reviews
Mulder and Scully get drunk... and smoke... and generally get crazy.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Good Morning, Campers! by Neuropsych reviews
The team is sent on a working vacation. Read and review, please! (FINISHED)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 108,877 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004
Jack And The Beanstalk by O'NeillRoxMyWorld reviews
PROOFREAD AND REPOSTED! Want a laugh? Read on, I'll guarantee you'll love it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Groundhog's Day by angelofstargatesg-1 reviews
SG-1 goes to a planet that celebrates Groundhog's Day. In Honor of Today, February 2nd, 2004.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2004
A Tok'ra's Guide to the Tau'ri by Anouk Sun Amun reviews
O'Neill and Hammond have invited some of the Tok'ra to Earth to learn more about the culture... CHAPTER 5!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003
Colonel O'Neill's Guide to the Universe by HyperCaz reviews
Tips and who to avoid in the Stargate realm. Includes Jack's definition of a Goa'uld and the size of an Asgard.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2003 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Sunflower Seeds by pdb reviews
Mulder and Scully have a staring contest to see who will pay for lunch. Pure fluff.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/22/2003
Hammond's Week Off by Nixa Jane reviews
While the cat's away--the mice will play. *COMPLETED*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
OBE's by happy molecule reviews
apples are cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! oh right. a summary. uh................Sam gets sick. Soz about the large amount of swearing!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002
For Pete's Sake by Paige42 reviews
A very short, very odd fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2001
And Me Without My Camera by Paige42 reviews
A game of poker goes wrong.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2001
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy reviews
John decides to put down a few guidelines.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy reviews
The spacefaring inhabitants of the Milky Way Galaxy need to get a few things straight...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
Murphy's Laws reviews
Atlantis seems to fall perfectly in sync with Murphy's Laws... no surprises there, right?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
About Him reviews
A quick conversation between Sheppard and McKay about him... the infamous Kolya!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Life of a TARDIS reviews
The TARDIS is sentient, as the Doctor proclaims, but what does it think about?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006
I Dreamed A Dream reviews
What happened to Jack after seeing his wife again? Not to mention Charlie...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 3/18/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Restroom, Literally reviews
John finds Ronon snoozing in a most unusual place...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
Doppleganging Up reviews
See, Jack has this friend named Jack and they have a twin named Mac... Rated for some language w.i.p.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005 - J. O'Neill, J. O'Neill
No Coffee, but Apple Juice? reviews
SG1 finds a little cube on a planet. Old memories reawaken and certain physical aspects, that can't be ignored, appear... w.i.p. [on hold, sorta]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/7/2005
Christmas Love reviews
McKay has a secret and it comes out in the middle of a debriefing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
The Rules reviews
Daniel gets a sudden idea. Season 6
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2005 - D. Jackson - Complete
How To Pronounce a Word reviews
a little something i came up with its amusing
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Get On Board reviews
The first BeckettChair story ever! w.i.p.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Carson B., John S.
Tears and a Friend reviews
Daniel peers through the Quantum Mirror and sees someone in need of some comfort. [writer's blockage]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 11/16/2005 - D. Jackson
Only Fools Fall In Love reviews
Jack and Sam are at it... again... (My first ship ever) w.i.p. PG-13 for safety
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,005 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Hide and Seek reviews
Picard and the Enterprise crew is struck by a light and changed in many ways... [writer's blockage]
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - J. Picard
The Revolutionaries reviews
a.k.a. The Adventures of Seanait and Faolan... Has a bit of romance and action in it!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004
Cooking reviews
heh, Jack remembers something important on a mission
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Truth Behind Fic Writers reviews
Heh, why do the teams do crazy stuff?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
A Little Bathroom Talk reviews
Well.... the title explains all!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Third Person reviews
Jack's speaking funny and it's upsetting Daniel...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Trapped reviews
Well you all know how I love those clones! Can't say any more because I'd give the story away.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Stuck reviews
Well look what Daniel just saw...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions reviews
Jack's having problems with his love life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/26/2005 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Breakfast Blues reviews
Maybourne is having trouble with his food.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2005 - H. Maybourne, Gen. Hammond - Complete
Anybody Home? SGC reviews
Jack wakes up one morning to find no one's left in the SGC, except Daniel w.i.p. [being worked on very slowly]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Caught! reviews
People notice that SG1 is up to something rather... odd w.i.p.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
SG1: Bringing in the Big Dogs reviews
It's all Jack's fault... him and his brilliant gift-giving ideas... (w.i.p.)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005
The Adventures of Seanait and Nirtia reviews
Title explains all!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Ancient Horses? reviews
It's a shootoff form an orginal story, but you dont have to know about that other story, just a SG1 fan. Mild Language
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Of A Muse reviews
Never gonna believe this, my muse attacks my creativity and makes a summary telling you about herself....
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Shadows
This is what I think should have happened after the episode Shadows.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
Everything Will Change reviews
What would happen if Joe was Immortal?
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Dream On reviews
It's a dream that I had recently, it's a little strange... Names have been changed to protect privacy, lol
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
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