Master Wolf
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Joined 11-11-04, id: 702867
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, I'm Master Wolf. You may remember me from such columns as "Get Confident, Stupid!" and "Let's Examine Owl Vomit!"

Anyways...

Sex:Yes please(sorry... seen Austin Powers too much); male

Age:12(Yep. Shocker, isn't it? I bet you're thinking, "How can such a young guy write such hilarious stories?")

Location: Canada, eh!

Favourite Band: Genesis

Favourite Song: Trick of the Tail

Favourite Book: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


And now, for some quotes!

"Kids, you tried and failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try." -Homer Simpson

"Humanity doesn't suck... no, wait, it does."-Me

"Look, you're going to have to learn that when you live with me, randomness is not optional in the morning."-Me

" Weeeeellll... isn't that just extra special."-Me

"Mother! I am slayed!"-Hamlet

"The world is ruled by EVIL. My Geo teacher: 'Why?' Err... Because I SAY SO!"-Me

"Wait a second... If I mix my wackyness with your mastery of the English language, then we'll be UNSTOPPABLE!"-My friend Andrew, after I proposed to write a play with him

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Idiot Meets Hyrule by The Crazed Pyromaniac reviews
I was playing OoT one night, when I got zapped in the game, as a Kokiri...thats not good. Especially when my fairy is a idiot that I know.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 131,787 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 8/29/2004
Heroes, Cross Dressing, and Why I Hate Hormones by BatNeko reviews
Spending seven years of your life as the opposite sex can really mess with the head. Especially when the hot new Hero of Time shows up...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
The Lost Trove of the Desert Kings by F.J. Stellar reviews
Using the legendary Ocarina, Tetra, Link, and the rest of the crew journey back to Ancient Hyrule to steal Ganondorf's long lost treasure. Ch.9 is up: some romantic action between Link & Tetra!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
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The Wacky Adventures of Dobby the HouseElf reviews
Since JKR didn't do it, I did. A spin-off of HP featuring Dobby the house-elf! Will Dobby get a succesful job?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/21/2004
The Confessions Of Severus Snape reviews
The inside story on what the most hated professor in Hogwarts thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Severus S.
The Confessions of Lord Voldemort reviews
Does Voldy have feelings? Can he get toilet facilities for his graveyard? Will his death eaters stop bothering him about his "crush" on Cornelius?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Voldemort