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The Little Princess by Mazkeraide reviews
The princess comes for him at last. Written as a response to a writing challenge from Clar the Pirate.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Complete
She Lit the Candle by MertleYuts reviews
East of the Sun, West of the Moon. Our leading lady lights the candle and starts herself on a great adventure. Told a few ways with some very different leads.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
The Ones that Failed by Clar the Pirate reviews
If you think about the number of coincidences that string your average fairy tale together it's a wonder that any manage to succeed. But for the moment let's forget about them, because these are the ones that failed.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008
From Andersen Sanders by Clar the Pirate reviews
The Little Mermaid, but only if she decided she didn't really love the prince and took to gallivanting about the known world instead.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,816 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Destiny's Ending by Clar the Pirate reviews
The stories we tell ourselves. Tonight it was Cinderella. Her glass slippers broke – multiple lacerations to the soles of her feet, spent the better part of two hours digging the glass out.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Complete
Rosemary Potatoes by MertleYuts reviews
"Will you marry me?" "No" "Why?" Because the Beast deserves an answer, and Beauty has far too many.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Sprookjesachtig by Clar the Pirate reviews
A series of stories that grew while I was writing 'From Andersen Sanders' - fairy tales for the women it glanced over.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013
The Writer by Elfine Starkadder reviews
A thick night mist creeps up the still street. A figure enveloped in a dark cloak moves through, glancing swiftly from one side to the other. The figure stops at a door, looking up at the sign: THE WRITER: Inquire Within.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
The Glass Riddle by Elfine Starkadder reviews
COMPLETE. "The question is, Inspector, who murdered Cinderella - and why?" Set in 1920. ...WARNING! Please desist from reading the reviews first, or if you do, read only those for the beginning of the story; this is a mystery, so the latest comments may contain spoilers. And if you really enjoy mysteries, you won't want to learn about the ending beforehand!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Words to the Tune the Girl Whistled by Elfine Starkadder reviews
And she danced as she swept the decks. Inspired by a Russian folktale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
Don't by Clar the Pirate reviews
The Girl With No Hands. After this, therefore because of this.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
Ad Undas by Clar the Pirate reviews
Lat. 'to the waves'. Rapunzel, with pirates.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,999 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
In Dreams by The Norse Sisters reviews
Focusing on the events in the lives of a man chased by Nightmares out of his home in the blue desert and a young lady who has a strange connection to the Wisteria in her garden, along with a large crew of others. HOW WILL IT END?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009
Judging A Book xNot All Books Should Be Readx by InChrist-Billios reviews
Lilliana is an avid reader who loves to escape her stuffy routine by freeing her mind in tales of lands far away. One day, she finds a book too good to put down, and gets perhaps more than she bargained for. :Sequel to Not All Surprises Are Pleasant:
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,690 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
against the current by FaylinnNorse reviews
A story about the rescue of a fairy godmother.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Strangled Ebb by InChrist-Billios reviews
First person one-shot retelling of The Little Mermaid, written for Elki.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Joslyn by InChrist-Billios reviews
A look at redemption, through the guise of a fairy tale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
The Maiden of the Tower by ElvishKiwis Venerated Ancestor reviews
What is a Maiden to do if she does not want to be 'rescued' and the would-be hero is a creep? A modern day Rapunzel written for the ACA Assembly of Christian Authors forum Ficathon. Warning: contains violence and the death of a main character.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Twilight books, plot only by cynic.in.a.fishbowl reviews
Necrophilia. Paedophilia. Incredibly straightforward and rudimentary plotline. Complete lack of synonym usage. This is the equivalent of reading the entire twilight saga, but without actually sacrificing a few days to get it done.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Daggers and Peas by InChrist-Billios reviews
The Princess and the Pea is such a bizarre story, even in the realm of Fairy Tales. Why a pea? Aren't there more useful things to notice than vegetables?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Monster by Clar the Pirate reviews
A neurotic mess of a Beauty and the Beast story; about words and monsters, and love if you can call it that.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Of Cloudless Climes and Starry Skies by bread and coal reviews
All the wolves in Narnia are dead. Except for Susan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Rapunzel by Clar the Pirate reviews
A modern not-quite-a-retelling that began with the question: what constitutes a tower with neither stairs nor doors today?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
The Queen of the Golden River by slipshod reviews
A prince, a girl, a ball...and yet somehow, it doesn't turn out happily. Oneshot.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
I Do, But That's It by InChrist-Billios reviews
A story about two sets of lives which go directly opposite of Fairy Tale norm, and how the occupants survive without killing each other... :set in the land of Not All Surprises Are Pleasant:
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,582 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Glass Slippers by Rosa Cotton reviews
Small and delicate, they are your one chance… Cinderella.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Flylight by Ariel32 reviews
A step onto a carpet in midair is much bigger than it seems.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Matchsticks Made of Straw by Backroads reviews
A miller's daughter who pretends to spin straw into gold. Her brother who sort of really does. A grumpy palace guard who's onto the whole thing. Rumplestiltskin has never caused so much trouble.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
The Young, Most Beautiful Queen by icedpetal reviews
This story follows the tragic tale of Snow White's mother, who arrives into a strange new kingdom as the King's young bride, and dies in childbirth within a year of her marriage.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Not All Surprises are Pleasant REWRITE SEE PROFILE by InChrist-Billios reviews
COMPLETE: A princess is unwillingly engaged to a duke's son, but no one except the king knows why. A kidnapping, struggle of heart, and many other things combine to make this tale not quite of the normal variety, though it sounds a little cliché to start
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,576 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Other Girls by FaylinnNorse reviews
At every ball there's a girl who stands out in the crowd. Then there are the other girls, in the background, who don't have perfect fairytale lives. [oneshot]
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
The Nixie by Backroads reviews
Things wait in the water by the old mill pond... and they never forget a promise made.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Four Months by BixentaNdraste reviews
She was never meant to be there, and he never wanted her there. But unfortunately for them, they’re stuck together. It’s going to be a long four months…R&R...Title subject to change.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,877 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005
Warrior Blood by tickledblue reviews
(after Fairy Blood) Tania has fled to Kyrria. She now works for a captain, disguised as a boy. And then comes that irritatingly charming Crown Prince.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,911 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
The Order of the Rose by idontwrite123 reviews
All of Kyrria knows of Nora Rose's curse. Secretly, even Nora. But when the throne of her parents is at stake, she must go on a quest with a rag-tag order to free herself before her sixteenth birthday and save Kyrria. Without Prince Charming. R&R!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,810 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
A Spinner's Tale by Philippa reviews
Modern Myth. Reluctant Romance. Preposterous Plot. Happy ending included.COMPLETE
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete