Kohikari
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Joined 11-11-04, id: 703129, Profile Updated: 01-12-12
Author has written 3 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, and Naruto.

INTRODUCTION AND AVATAR

Hi! I'm Kohikari (or Hinohikari, or Judy-chan, or what have you), and I lurk like it's going out of style. Part of it is laziness, part of it is having nothing to say, and part of it is that it frequently takes me and my OCD hours to finalise any sort of review or comment or email or what have you...so, haha, um, I read and read and read and only review if I have something I'm absolutely itching to say, usually involving timelines or codes or something nitpicky like that that only a freak like me would notice. I know a lot of people get ticked off with lurkers like me, so, um, sorry in advance and/or belatedness? ^^;

The furry slug in the picture is Candace, my crotchety old lady (clawless toothless leukemia'd and still terrorising my house); I'm now also fostering (permanently at this point) two other cats: an enormous cross between a puma and a chickadee named Skippy (he's like 15lbs, and it's all bone and muscle, but he trills in an octave usually only available to tiny kittens, it's so cute) and an adorable cross between a mouse and a pumpkin named Roxy (...except less vegetal than you'd expect, and she's this special kind of crazy that, unlike Candi, doesn't go straight for my throat at the slightest provocation, and she also has A MILLION TOES).

OTHER SITES

I have an f/p account, http://www.fictionpress.com/~kohikari , which has emo poetry from early high school, some attempts at non-emo poetry, and a couple 'proper story ideas' that never took off. Eh, what can you do. My ADD, OCD, perfectionism, and cripplingly low self-esteem pretty much guarantee that I'd never finish anything anyway, in fandom or o-fic.

Some old things from like Playwriting class (later on in high school) are up on my dA account, , along with a script idea from my early days of analysing intrafandom statistics that never turned into a comic because (a) I'd've needed to completely revamp the results and script anyway, as I'd overlooked a critical factor in judging pairing popularity rankings (b) I lost interest (c) I couldn't have put the comic up on the internets because I didn't have access to a scanner at the time.

Also there is the blog thing I tried when I was knee-high to a grasshopper (no seriously, I was that short) and still pretty internet-retarded, back in liek '04, , which I called Amethyst because it's my birthstone and also because I suck at titling things (as you may have noticed from my work here).

Oh yeah, and the elljay. has pretty much been my HQ for the past few years. Occasionally I'll do something like investigating obscure song lyrics or conducting fandom surveys or assembling a list of all the Anime Boston AMV Contest winners since 2006 (which is when I started caring about it) or answering "writer's block questions" or the occasional meme.

In the past I have been briefly but enthusiastically active on NationStates (Queendom of Talent), Gaia (Korinohikari with mules Taerra and Chiridena, and later I retried the application process to see all the shiny new options and clothes, they give you CLOTHES now(!!!), with the name Seikawa-Hikaru, and promptly never did anything on that site ever again)(I miss you, +Dial-Up Crisp Sandwich+...the internet is great for making instant buddies with complete strangers from halfway across the globe); I also spent a great deal of time on the Mew Mew Power Uncensored forums ( )(...which has for some reason been registered as an attack site? ;_; ) and made a lot of good friends there, including an internet wife for whom I was betareading before I dropped off the face of the planet...I tend to do that a lot...

(I also have various accounts on various sites sprinkled throughout the internet, which I have largely forgotten because I haven't used them in like four or five years. Or longer. Hey, I have a MySpace. I never actually did anything with it, a friend of mine just wanted me to make one back in 'oh-whenever for the sake of having it. *shrug*)

ITEMISED BIO LIST

Age: I'll be turning twenty-two in February, and am proud of the fact that I no longer look like a twelve-year-old; indeed, now I resemble a sixteen-year-old. How I've grown!
Education: Five years at a small Catholic school in the North End of Boston, one miserable fifth-grade year at a massive charter school in the Back Bay (lol culture shock...haha, it's kind of alarming how much of those memories I forcibly repressed), middle school at a tiny pilot school in Brighton that specialised in kids with behavioral problems and did wonders for me (along with having a math and science curriculum that boosted me through high school and into college), and then high school enrolled as a Theatre major at the Boston Arts Academy across from Fenway Park, which was amazing; I've been really lucky. Now I'm in my third year as a Marine Bio major at Salem State University, and am working on not imploding like I did in my senior year of high school. I considered double-majoring (or at least minoring) in Theatre Arts, emphasis on acting because it's the only thing I'm good at (media? computer crashes. set and lights? splinter magnet and klutz. costume? ball of anxious paralysis--although I was pretty good at jewelry and hand sewing. directing or playwriting? I ran screaming in the other direction. props was fun though...), but what with my flow sheet (bio majors here have like zero free electives, so I'd have to exceed 120 credits, and that's really not happening on our budget) and the drama-club cattiness (I was lucky enough to be part of a really tight ensemble at BAA, and I have none of the diva attitude or cut-throatedness I'd need to survive in the real world) and the economy (make a living as an actress? HA!)...yeah, there goes that idea. I'm eyeing a Master's of Biology in Arctic Ecology or something (while we still have an Arctic, at least) at the University of Tromsø in far northern Norway, but I'd need to scrape together $30K for living expenses... *sigh*
Gender: (mostly) cisgendered female
Blogs: The LiveJournal counts, right? Even though I only update it like twice a year?
Music: I'm a big fan of Rurutia, Every Little Thing, and JUDY AND MARY, and a small fan of Emily Loizeau, Ani DiFranco, and Amano Tsuki(ko); I also like a bunch of other music, but apart from the grew-up-with-classical and the instinctive appreciation of rock, it's pretty random.
Favourite Books/Authors: I cut my teeth on Anne McCaffrey, Tamora Pierce, The Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, and anything else I could get my hands on, including my dad's old SFF classics--H.G. Wells, Ursula K. LeGuin... With Borders gone there aren't any bookstores within walking distance of my house, despite the fact that I live in the middle of downtown Boston two blocks from the State House, so I'm pretty much 100% a denizen of the internet with occasional library breaks or trips across the river to the Galleria or wherever. Ideally I'd like to live in the juncture between YA, SFF, manga/graphic novels/comics, literature, and the children's sections, but there is no more lovely Borders to go frolic (read: mooch) in. T_T At least I have Naomi Novik (the Temeraire series--Napoleon...WITH DRAGONS!!!) and Sarah Rees Brennan (the Demon's Lexicon trilogy, coming out with a Gothic mystery trilogy soon, also working with Justine Larbalestier on Team Human) to proselytise at people with.
Favourite Movies: If it's good, it's good. I'd run out of space (and attention span) trying to remember all the movies I've enjoyed over the years.
Favourite Anime/Manga: In terms of becoming involved in the fandom, I've been mostly monogamous with D.Gray-man for the past four years; I was a Narutard for two or three (depending on how you define my post-Itachicaust rebound), and an Inuyasha fan for two(ish), which is when I first discovered fanfic. I'll always read fic for Harry Potter even if I can't really ship anything for it, because I love the world setting so much; in the past I've read a lot of fic for Tokyo Mew Mew, Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, and Teen Titans, and much much more recently have been poking Young Justice because it's hilarious. I will also read anything Asuka Kureru/Askerian writes and/or effusively recommends, along with spur-of-the-moment trolling of random favorites/rec lists, so I've wound up in FFVII, Kingdom Hearts, Stargate SG-1, Sherlock, Merlin, Doctor Who, Gundam Wing, Avatar: The Last Airbender... But the question was about favourite manga. I don't dabble in fandom for but love love love: FMA, Fruits Basket, Azu Manga Daioh, Chrono Crusade, and Chobits, among others that I've probably forgotten.
Most Inconvenient Bad Habit: Being really intelligent and enjoying school work, but running away from it at top speed instead of doing the smart thing and getting good grades.
Grievance of the Moment: Um. I've finally decided to be an Internet pirate because I'm sick and tired of not being able to find the music I like on YouTube since my darling IMEEM went down, but there isn't exactly a 'Music Pirating' manual. Also I need to get a missing piece of software to fix Ark, my file unzipper, but that's really just laziness because Linux is freely available on the intertubes.
Joy of the Moment: Four straight weeks cuddling the cats I haven't had time to spend with because of school, and those four weeks have been filled with holiday baking! Ah, I love the Christmas season. Jesus is all well and good, but dude, my mother's making COOKIES.

FANFIC

-- Myuu Amaranth/Amaranth are the result of me actually trying to type up one of the little adventure stories I would act out with those little plastic Mobil figures I had when I was a kid (...actually, I still have them, I think), one inspired by Tokyo Mew Mew and of course riddled with like Sueness and self-insertion because I was like fourteen and playing with dolls. I had a lot of fun fleshing out the concept for the medium of fanfiction, but in the end I just wasn't happy with it and it never got very far and I lost interest and so on and so forth. I'm going to try and upload what information I had on how the story ended as a sort of closure for the like three hypothetical people who might still care about it.
-- Value happened because I'd been living in Naruto-head-land for so long and was bouncing ideas around from fanfic I'd read and character studies in the canon, and seriously sat down and thought about what physical part of themselves each of Team 7 might most value, and then my brain insisted it be typed up. At that point it was less of a 'why put it up' than a 'why not'.
-- ...But I'm probably not going to put anything else up in the near (or far) future, because I'm more of a reader than a writer (and more of a lurker than a reviewer...)

FAVORITES

I'm gonna be honest, I haven't cleaned out my favorites list since like 2006, before I even really got into Naruto. There's stuff still in there from when I was a wee little n00blet...maybe I should do something about that...

FANDOM DEETS

I've been in D.Gray-headspace for the past four years, and I'm showing no signs of stopping anytime soon. I love love love good gen, but have a habit of searching out terrible yaoi and reading it gleefully as a sort of guilty pleasure (although it's much better when the writing's actually good, reading terrible horrible no good very bad fanfiction is just so damn entertaining...). The fans (fen?) have their ship portmanteaux and their ship wars and their pairing weeks, and I cheerfully reap the results of their hard work. Yullen is typical, if tenuous in reality, and then there's the 'hawt' scale and the 'canon/plausible but boring' scale...because yeah, Allenalee is so cute (and MariMira!) but that Yucky stuff is not only hilariously weirdly named but also kinda full of pretty boys, so. Yeah. If I have an OTP it'd be maybe Poker Pair? But probably not, because I ship EVERYONE. Yes, everyone. [/fandom needs moar poly] Because at this point, every single character in D.Gray-man is Allensexual, right down to the boss villain and the talking umbrella and the golden snitch and the Extremely Gay Sweater. Awww yeahhh~ (Of course, I still have to care first...so it's difficult to read a romance fic without working up the investment in the world setting and the story and the characters and their dynamics together...but fortunately I've put a lot of thought into this fandom, so I usually come prepared.)

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Be You My Saving Angel? by Bamboofoxfire Productions reviews
"Lavi" is a spy between two warring kingdoms. The hitch in his plan was one of the generals, Yuu Kanda, of the enemy kingdom he was meant to find out intelligence on. Each night after being interrogated for information, he began receiving visits from an angel dawned in white, promising to ease his suffering. [Laven One-Shot] {Rated M for torture scenes and smut}
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Allen Walker, Lavi] - Complete
Kitten Adventure by Temeraria reviews
Sakura is given the most dreadful mission she could think of. She only wanted to go to that hot spring, but instead, she got lost. What a drag. Rated T. Contains strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Mother of the Noah by RMXStudio reviews
The 14th was a traitor, but the motive wasn't what others expected. Now that she's awake again, maybe she can finish what was started. Yullen and LaviLena; Fem!Allen; Some scenes are Rated M for description, but it is overall Rated T. BEEN AWAY FOR EDITS, WILL FINISH THOSE LATER. UPDATE SOON.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,418 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14727 - Favs: 20,028 - Follows: 17,544 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Union by Candy Crackpot reviews
Allen is held captive in the Black Order's prison. At Apocryphos's appearance an unlikely pair came to his rescue to prevent their union. Though our pair thought of an entirely different fusion. Oneshot! Cracksmut! AllenXCrownClownXApocyphos. Onesided Poker Pair and RoadXAllen. Graphic sex scene.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Allen Walker, Road C., Tyki Mikk, the 14th - Complete
Never Leave Me by XxDARKOTTERxX reviews
The house at the end of the road was haunted, according to Lavi. Dragged by their enthusiastic friend, Kanda and Lenalee go with Lavi to check it out, only to find that it IS haunted, by a twisted Victorian ghost who just can't let go. Yullen. NeahAllen. AU: college/ghost. M for sex and violence.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,212 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Secrets by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
CoS according to Ginny: Nobody noticed anything wrong for an entire year. How did she slip so far from her family and friends? Angst and betrayal, but also mysteries, jokes, an enchanted suit of armor, and a guaranteed happy ending. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 169,102 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Possession by Fractured Dreams reviews
When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,507 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Kiss Me, My Pretty by DewdropLotus reviews
An accident in the science department has Timcanpy in love with a familiar grouchy swordsman. Now the only way to make the stupid golem go away, is to show it affection. Humorous TimcanpyxKanda. Yeah, I went there. -eventualYullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,252 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Timcanpy
Todd Allison and Petunia's Violets by SquickWrites reviews
Todd Allison is a botanist. Australian Violets should not be blooming at the end of Summer.
Todd Allison and the Petunia Violet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Todd A., Petunia E.
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Shikigami by Erendyce reviews
Though being an Exorcist, Allen can't bring himself to summon a shikigami to serve him, because of his deep hatred towards any kind of demons and spirits. Until he accidentally summons a powerful demon by the name of Kanda. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,459 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Either Way, the Paperwork Remains by spinninground reviews
Roy's old friend is visiting today, and he's bringing his apprentice with him. Incidentally, Ed's also due back for a report, along with Al. Who knew that Amestris was one of the stops Cross and Allen made during his training? A random mixer. T for language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Roy M., Cross Marian - Complete
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto Ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 27,190 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Turnabout is Fair Play by Ookami-chan reviews
A hazy night and a mysterious tattoo somehow turn out to be the perfect way to balance the odds.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 246,173 - Reviews: 3246 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Nailed by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Kanda was not prepared to be a maid forever, so he had some serious work to do.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Allen Walker, Howard Link - Complete
Mickey My Darling! by hearmelaugh reviews
In which Lavi and Kanda are trying out a job in a fast-food outlet, Allen's a cheap date, and there is an attempted robbery. Things don't go smoothly, but at least the ice cream's creamy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Strange Likenesses by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
What if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,848 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Environmentally Friendly by hearmelaugh reviews
In which Kanda is a friend of the environment, Lavi can't decide whose friend he wants to be, and heavy machinery is kicked around. Nothing is simple when the most stubborn boy in the world insists on being green. AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,337 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Life Bound by clockworkchaos reviews
Toph is a properly raised earth kingdom lady. With properly bound feet. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,599 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Toph - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Keep Me Warm in Your Love and then Softly Leave by playedmelikeadamnfiddle reviews
Canon/Valentine's Day. Lavi/Kanda. "If you're going to magically pull out a Valentine's gift out of your ass, you better stand up." Pandas, wine, seabreams, chocolate, roses, diamonds and more seabreams.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Still Waters Run Deep by Winter Weatherman reviews
Hinata stumbles across a heavily injured Sasuke in the forest and smuggles him into her house. With her father away, anything could happen. An attempt to write SasuHina somewhat realistically without glossing over Sasuke's issues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,422 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Skeletons in the Closet by Lazuli reviews
Living in the Fire Country prepares Sasuke for all sorts of weird things. But until he moved in the old Uchiha estate, he didn't realise that ghosts could be part of the strange happenings, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,073 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Undertow by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Chouryuukei Tsukimaru thinks he is playing a game with a helpless girl as his toy. He is very, very wrong. AU Team 7 fic, semi-sequel to "Tides."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Meyham reviews
Kanda wears a lot of leather. Sometimes he needs some help getting out of it. Implied LaviKanda.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Through The Gate by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
A morning in the lives of Colonel Bookman, Major Lee, Dr. Walker, Miranda Lotto and Kanda. Daylight Savings Time is missed, coffee is drunk and a doctor gets stuck in his locker. Something about this just screams AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Lavi - Complete
Attraction by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru, NaruGaara, slight KakaSasu, yaoi. Naruto embraces his demonic roots, and Sasuke's his 1 enemy and dream. Blood, DARK, angst, lime, non-fluff introspective. And a bag of chips. Push something too hard, and it will break or bite back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,219 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2003
The Fine Line by N.H. Arawn reviews
Love and hate are said to be the same emotion, so what does it take for Allen and Kanda to stop hating and start doing something else? And once the line has been crossed, what are the repercussions? AreKan and Yulllen, Lucky, OC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 103 - Words: 667,350 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
The Wager by Yakaji reviews
Cross Marian thinks one of the exorcists in the Black Order, Yuu Kanda, is hiding a secret. After making a wager with Klaud, he'll stop at nothing to find out whether or not he's right. Rated M - Mostly for whenever anyone thinks about Lenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Cross Marian, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Second Chance by Striking Falcon reviews
Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, is betrothed to a miko with a dark side. When Sesshoumaru declares in front of the wedding party that he doesn’t love the miko, she curses him. Fast forward to 2003, when Kagome is driving home from work. She a
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 249,615 - Reviews: 4387 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Bridge I Crossed by weialala reviews
Wherein Naruto eats ramen and Sasuke can't take a hint. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Four Views by Myranda Kalis reviews
Multiple short pieces written for D. Grayman fandom, assorted pairings and themes.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,493 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Sorpresando Amor by RazzlePie reviews
This story is modeled after Spanish telenovelas. There are many pairings! Allen is a girl and is carrying Lavi's baby. This creates other problems. Chapter 1 has an introduction ahead of it that makes more sense. Rated M for sure! Please R&R!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
The Mediocre Wizard Of BOZ by AgentC2Orange reviews
Sometimes you have to settle for less. Allen Walker wondered why he put up with them: The Scarecrow was threatening to kill them all, the Lioness wouldn't stop crying and the Bookman laughing at them was just obnoxious. Home Sweet Home never looked better
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
La Belle Dame Sans Merci by elveljung reviews
Life goes on after Sasuke's departure, except for how it doesn't. Three years after Valley at the End, Naruto is trying to mend broken promises, and Sasuke's just trying not to break. Mainly Narusasu. Dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 280,073 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi Must Die! by Ouha-chan reviews
SasuSaku. A series of short stories involving swift, nonsensical demises for Uchiha Itachi under completely ridiculous and even retarded circumstances. The Holiday Specials conclude! Omake 24 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 5,457 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Stranded by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,068 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Albus D., Naruto U.
The Curse of the Red Vine Lovers by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
We’re cursed to be with each other for an eternity, Naruto. You’re going to have to get used to the kissing thing. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,235 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Super Happy Funtime With Sai by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Kakashi's Boys by Ms Trick reviews
In some ways, Sasuke thought as they struggled, Naruto was already his lover. SasuNaru. One Shot in Two Parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Its a Magical World by Paper Fans reviews
Hogwarts under possible attack, Ministry of Magic corrupted, and the balance of good and evil... well, unbalanced. What's Dumbledore to do? Call up some ninjas, of course! Naruto Harry Potter Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Sentai by Kaori reviews
The crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
The Punchline by Winter Weatherman reviews
Naruto has already saved Sasuke's ass, Sasuke just hasn't realized it yet. The final ficlet in the Team Seven reunion series, third after Break Even and No Code.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cabrit Sans Cor by Ookami-chan reviews
“Why go to the trouble to capture us only to let us go so easily?” A smile tugged up the corner of his lips. “Why indeed…”
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 12/30/2004
The Challenge by FastForward reviews
A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,532 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Happenstance by Aprill May reviews
[MS AU] Alright, who spiked the punch?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Sango, Miroku
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3892 - Favs: 5,800 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Relax by Skitty-Kat reviews
Severus Snape has his own personal way of relaxing. It's not quite what anybody might suspect but can almost be justified in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Severus S., I. Pince - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu by Kaori reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
patshiva by lokogato-sama reviews
Itachi is dead. Orochimaru is indifferent. Sasuke is home and he’s the same stupid bastard, except where he’s changed. [SasuNaru subtext, Team 7 pseudofluff] [slight gore] [3700 words]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Shinobi's Guide to Training by Kaori reviews
It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms by Kaori reviews
The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
The Secret of Life by Ouha-chan reviews
SasuSaku. Orochimaru and Kabuto are having tea one day when Orochimaru suddenly decides he wants to try something new. This, inevitably, draws our heroes into the confusion as would be expected in any good piece of Fan Fiction...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Pick Me Up by Link and Luigi reviews
As all the important stuff happens, the jounin teachers reminice of times when things were less complicated and only Shikamaru was the chuunin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Kisame: Kyuubi Kapturer by Kaori reviews
The Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama by Kaori reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 4,788 - Follows: 906 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Avoidance by WolfieNLazuli reviews
In which Sasuke dances around the issue of his feelings as Sakura and Naruto watch on in perplexity. SasuNaru, cowritten fic, fluffy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sound of Her Voice by Sarah Haywood reviews
When Inuyasha, the deaf son of a multimillionare, finds an ad for a clinic that will cure his deafness, he meets the mute daughter of his doctor, Kagome. [Inukag]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Television by Kaori reviews
It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Girls Have Needs Too by Asuka Kureru reviews
Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Lie by Appuru reviews
Eleven years ago, Sasuke had decided he would make himself a Perfect World... [SasuNaru. AUish.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2005
8:33 PM by Appuru reviews
Naruto is a busy ninja, mind you, with a busy schedule. [fluffy narusasunaru, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
On Wings by JadeWing reviews
“A pawn’s place is on the chessboard until it’s captured, or the game is over.” Visions call a reluctant Hitomi to Gaea once more, only to find something drawing former companions back as well: Atlantis calls for its own. VH? Perhaps.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,320 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Hitomi K., Van F.
To Fry an Egg by Kaelyn reviews
This story brought to you by a 3:00am heat wave. It was hot in Central, to understate in massive proportions.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2005
Tides by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Three years have changed them and their world, and it takes time to put friendships back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,501 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ramifications SSG 2point5 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by TheArchives reviews
(One-shot...unless inspiration were to strike me. Sorry.) Sasuke had expected that someday he'd run into his brother again...just not like this...Randomness warning!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2005
Pervert by Delial reviews
The biggest pervert on Team Seven might not be who you'd think. (SakuNaruSasu one-shot ficlet)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 504 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Any Given Someday by Aprill May reviews
[MS AU] Who left who, she didn't really know. All she could really think about was the fact that he was no longer there. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,123 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
Void by Aprill May reviews
[SM] Naraku lets Sango in on a little secret about Kazaana. Follows canon. Or tries to. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,066 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
Cheating Death by cheesemaker reviews
Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto die. Death laments the loss of his beloved chair. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
Inexcusable Nature by Just A Starving Writer reviews
[SK][COMPLETE] After a 'short' hiatus from the Feudal Era, Kagome returns to find everything perfectly amiss. How can she save her friends and destroy evil without overly irritating a demon lord?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,638 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Something Entirely Different by Just A Starving Writer reviews
[SK: COMPLETE][Edited] How difficult can it be to kill one young miko? Apparently very for this irritated demon lord. Killing someone, that's simple. But keeping them dead...that's something entirely different.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The True Adventures of the Yondaime Hokage by Spectrum reviews
Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Minato N. - Complete
A Completely Innocent Addiction by Just A Starving Writer reviews
[SK][Complete][Edited] An obsessed miko, a bored demon lord, and the shared need to be entertained, all combined by a completely innocent addiction.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,291 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
One Tenth of a Picture by Kristine Batey reviews
If 1 picture equals 1,000 words, how many pictures equal 100 words? Yeah, I've been sucked in by the 100 word thing. Don't beg for updates, I gotta work for a living and write the friggin' comic.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003
Now You Know by gelfling reviews
It’s funny when a girl hits a guy. It’s funny when a dog hits a guy, as Scott Adams of Dilbert noted. It’s not funny when a guy hits a girl or a dog. It would’ve worked better considering the personalities if it’d been the other way but… I had
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004
School Daze by Clara reviews
Kagome is forced to join her brother's school by her grandfather when her family notices the beatings he apparently goes through. There's only one problem. Souta goes to an allboy school.. InuyashaKagome, AU DISCONTINUED.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 1/17/2002
Behind the Scenes — Behind the Seal by XD reviews
Since both the sealer and the sealed are trapped in eternal limbo together, there must be something more to Naruto's being than we're being let into. D'oh?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kaigan by Clara reviews
After the death of her mother, Kagome was forced to move to America to live with her father. Ten years later, her grandfather summons her back on her 17th birthday to reveal a family secret. How does she react? How will now awake Inuyasha react? AU
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 10/5/2002
Encounter by Kristine Batey reviews
A chance meeting on a long road...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Sesshōmaru
Transition Anchor by Chelsee reviews
Survival and loss, dealing, adaption. Anticipation and dread -- Those Hidden in the Leaves, sitting on the edge of no tomorrow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,770 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
Time and Again by NotZoni reviews
Inuyasha and company find out the true terror behind death. And that some things are never final. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Complete
A Thousand Cups of Wine by Sunfreak reviews
Freaks and geeks and the sennin, but before they really were. It's called "friendship," guys, and even they had it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2004
This Is Not a Love Story by Sunfreak reviews
Hinata has a question, and Gai's team has a lot of opinions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2004
Hummingbird by Sunfreak reviews
Shinobi folklore, unhappy duties, and life as an exercise in affection. SasuNaru, implied HinaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2004
The Journey Between This and That by Sunfreak reviews
Ino and Sakura and things that go 'round. Yuri and shounen ai. .
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2003
My Journey In Hell by gelfling reviews
On a normal day, Sasuke has died of lousy management. To the rescue goes Naruto! To save him from the demons of Hell, he braves old spouses, debtors, and flat soda! Sasuke's packing fire power to take on the devil! Shonen ai, swearing, strange humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2003
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Musei by Clara reviews
At an early age, Kagome had her ability to speak ripped (literally) away from her. On her fifteenth birthday, she falls through the infamous well and into Sengoku Jidai..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,980 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
The Alpha and The Omega by Chamaeleon reviews
Thousands of years into the future, youkai are becoming humanity's mindless replacement for men. What happens when Kagome meets a youkai with a mind of it's own?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
Shinsetsu by ChibiJaime reviews
A new snow falls upon Kikyou's village. Takes place prior to Inuyasha's sealing and Kikyou's death. InuyashaxKikyou. Flames will be ignored. Intelligent R&R appreciated and encouraged.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2003
Once Upon A Time by Aisuru1 reviews
Rated for language, youkai Inuyasha, and licking? The shard hunters (and Kouga) end up stranded in a cave during a storm. Shippou talks Kagome into telling them a story. Choas results.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,104 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/20/2003
The House Guests by Moonsheen reviews
Lee's friends come to visit, and Sakura worries for her sanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2003
Naraku's Guide To Plagiarism by Celyia reviews
Naraku gives tips to the shady "authors" out there on how to plagiarize without being caught.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Inu world travel, Where the F& is Greece! by Chris-San reviews
Kagome's taking a trip halfway around the world to see her father. What she doesn't plan on is somebody sneaking along with her in her luggage. Based on the trip I took back in March. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,710 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2002 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Confessing by Chelle-sama reviews
Eriol gets the hint that he should confess himself to Tomoyo before she has to ask him out herself. Please note the genre, people!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Complete
Walking Out with Jack Brennan by Chelle-sama reviews
The rumor mill kicks into high gear when Likun arrives in Tomoeda and Daidoujisan is seen in his company.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Syaoran L., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Inuyasha Productions Presents: How to kiss a guy by Clara reviews
Kagome writes a list of directions on how to kiss a guy! (Un)fortunately, Inuyasha is the one who she tests her experiment on.. (Inuyasha/Kagome)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26/2002
The Yamasutra by tin reviews
A.K.A. Yamazaki teaches Sex Ed
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2001
The Closet's That-A-Way by tin reviews
Syaoran, Eriol, a bathroom and a Math Project
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2001
The Virus by C. Jones reviews
'The Virus' is a story about what goes wrong when we play with things we have no control of. It's a story that talks about life, chaos, and the mixture of the two. It's a story in which Tenchi, Keiichi, and Kunou all turn into girls. Aaannnyyywayy.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/16/2000
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Value reviews
[Dai7 fic] A study on what is considered important. Or something. [Putting this up here in case anyone cares. Have fun.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Amaranth reviews
Myuu Amaranth, revised and added to. Five schoolgirls out to save the world from aliens, etc. OCs. Has undergone excessive editing. Hiatus andor discontinued, apologies.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005
Myuu Amaranth reviews
AU TMM wOCs. Five schoolgirls out to save the planet from aliens, come upon their destiny, et cetera. Revised and discontinued, see profile for more info.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005