Alyssa Tolensky
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Joined 11-12-04, id: 703452, Profile Updated: 02-03-12
Author has written 28 stories for Wrestling, Misc. Movies, House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, Star Trek: 2009, Hook, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Cars, I'm in the Band, Monster High, and Twilight.

It's been quite awhile since I've written anything, but when I do, it's usually an "I'm in the Band" fic that involves Ash/Derek slash.

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A Weasel Beginning by DerekJupiterLUVER reviews
In the year of 1981, have you ever wondered how legendary rock band, "Iron Weasel' met? Well, this story tells the story of dreams, tears and friendship. Of how a poular student meets two nobodys. And discover they all have musical talent.
I'm in the Band - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,065 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Derek J.
He's my baby! by DerekJupiterLUVER reviews
Ash has always had feelings for Derek Jupiter. And when Derek gets hurt, the drummer finally plans to reveal his feelings. But when Beth Cambell begins to have feelings for the singer too. Will Ash still have a chance? Derek/Ash,Derek/Beth
I'm in the Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,024 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Ash T., Derek J. - Complete
The Frozen Victim by Pantsless Ghost reviews
Someone has collected the ghosts again. Then a new ghost is brought to the glass house. What does the one holding them prisoner want with them if he doesn't want to open the eye. Possible Jackal/Ryan Kuhn romance. Better than it sounds I swear.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009
An Adventure In Wonderland by Miztermusik reviews
My best friend wrote this and, with her permission, I decided it should be on the site! Please review :
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, March Hare/Thackery Earwicket - Complete
For The First Time by Motor City Mistress reviews
Sequel to Permanent Heartbreak. Bo invites Zacari over for training. How will they both react to being alone with each other? Bo x OMC slash
Cursed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Mother's Day by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
Pavi, Luigi and Carmella Largo plan mother's day surprises for their stepmother. Whose surprise will Marni like best though? This was a gift for my mother that I just had to submit here and on Deviantart because it was so cute.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Marni, Pavi - Complete
Accidents Don't End In Murder by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
Marni lived with the Largo family for quite some time before she met Nathan. This is the story of her life with them, focusing mainly on her relationships with Luigi and Pavi. Luigi/Marni, Luigi/Pavi.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,259 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Marni, Pavi - Complete
I Know We Will Never Be The Same by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
Pavi tries to sabotage Amber Sweet and ends up addicted to Zydrate. Can Graverobber feel compassion and see Pavi as a person rather than just another junkie or will Pavi end up in serious trouble? Gravi slash, enjoy or don't, critique is appreciated.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,007 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Pavi, Graverobber - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by ThrashMetalQueen reviews
Co-written with Kennedy's.Friday.Night.Delight;; BOOK ONE:: She never knew her father. But she definitely had some family resemblence. Brash. Obnoxious. Total hard-ass. Kind of like the loudmouth of SmackDown, himself.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
Twisted Sisters by Motor City Mistress reviews
Dedicated to my three favorite girls, Madame Morrison, jamie-Skellington, and PandorasBox88 of FAC. This is just about our four characters and some fun they have together. Contains RavenOC MattOC RhinoOC and ShannonOC
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
I'm Already Smiling by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
Ryan wanders the earth alone in this homage to John Gardner's Grendel.
13 Ghosts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007
Paging Dr Freud by Miffles reviews
Jack forces Lock, Shock, and Barrel to see a psychiatrist.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Say Anything by Motor City Mistress reviews
Oneshot songfic to Good Charlotte's Say Anything. X23 is pissed. X23Pietro, Xietro. Rated for slight cussing
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006
A Light within the Darkness by The Maiden of Light reviews
Squee's parents hire a kind girl named Rose to be his babysitter. What will happen when she has to get used to encountering a crazy murderous nextdoor neighbor? And what does Johnny have to say about her? Completed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,252 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Johnny C. - Complete
Growing up isn't easy by Momo Da Homo reviews
Our favorite Mutants have kids! Watch the kids as they struggle with divorces, eating disorders, trying to live up to their parents expectations and more! Please read and review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,341 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005
Kingdom Screwups by AntiSora reviews
Rating may go up. My ideas for strange mutated Kingdom Hearts things, such as how certain things affect certain characters other than what we see.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Three Days by S. Mark Gunther reviews
Todd and Wanda have a fight. A bad fight. A fight that will change a lot of things. Tonda later but not without some bloodshed. Be warned: this is an ugly one.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Toad/Todd T., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.
From Tadpole to Toad by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE - The 7th Sidney chronicle. Todd remembers his past.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Brotherhood Thanksgiving by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood discover the true meaning of the holiday. Well not really but they do have a bit of fun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/19/2001 - Complete
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Revenge reviews
Clawd had a mission to extract revenge on Valentine for what he had done to him and Draculaura, but will he get what he wants or will Valentine win and put a stopper on Clawd's plan? Clawd/Valentine
Monster High - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Hold Me reviews
Ash is having a hard time getting to sleep and has a flashback of when his dad threw him out. Luckily, Derek is willing to comfort him. Implied Ash/Derek. ONESHOT Rated T for language.
I'm in the Band - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Ash T., Derek J. - Complete
Limos and Asprin reviews
Metal Wolf just endured "cactus rain" from Iron Weasel, but realize in the limo ride home, that they'll always stick by each other. Takes place after "Pain Games". ONESHOT.
I'm in the Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011
Krueger Rising reviews
Bradley Kelligan grew up thinking he was just another normal teenage boy, but when a certain supernatural killer starts appearing in his dreams, he comes to find that maybe he's not who he think's he is. OC story.
Monster High - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Junior Year reviews
Freddy K. Jr, Joshua Lecter, and Wolf Driftwood are starting their junior year of Monster High, but a new girl catches Freddy's eye and Wolf is bit by the love bug as well. How will it turn out for the boys at the Dawn of the Dance? All OCs.
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011
Love on a Motorcycle reviews
The year is 1984. After a long day of rehearsal, Ash and Burger head home leaving Bleed and Derek alone with Derek's prized motorcycle. Bleed/Derek ONESHOT.
I'm in the Band - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Derek J.
I'm Back in the Band? reviews
The guys leave Derek at a club forcing Derek to take a cab home. But when the man driving the cab is someone Derek didn't really want to run into, what will happen to Derek? More importantly, what will happen to the band?
I'm in the Band - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Derek J., Trip C. - Complete
Where's the Love? reviews
Bleed's origin before Iron Weasel. Mature for adult context.
I'm in the Band - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces reviews
After Bleed leaves the band the first time, Derek's heart is shattered and thinks back on his time with him. Will someone be able to pick up the pieces? Bleed/Derek & Derek/Ash
I'm in the Band - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Derek J., Ash T. - Complete
Amazed reviews
*humanized characters* Lightning McQueen is ready to get to bed as he looks forward to going home, but his good night's sleep is interrupted by Chick Hicks. *ONESHOT* Lightning/Sally & Lightning/Chick
Cars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Lightning, Chick Hicks - Complete
New Beginnings
Nivens/White Rabbit has been hired by the Red Queen to work in the castle at Crimms. Thackery/March Hare finds his own house. Things start to wrap up before Alice comes to Wonderland the first time. Sequel to "You're Never Alone".
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - White Rabbit/Nivens McTwisp, March Hare/Thackery Earwicket
Red Leather Pants reviews
Bella has a strange dream that comes true. Edward fights Buffy, but runs away leaving Bella wanting excitment...and a Ducati. This story is a joke and a stab at Twilight. ONESHOT
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Buffy S., Bella - Complete
You're Never Alone reviews
It's been several days after both Thackery Earwicket/March Hare and Nivens McTwisp/White Rabbit lost their families. Soon, the two rabbits find that their not as alone as alone as they thought.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - March Hare/Thackery Earwicket, White Rabbit/Nivens McTwisp - Complete
Inside the White Walls The Story of the Rabbit reviews
Nivens McTwisp wakes up one morning in Marmoreal castle to discover her sisters, father, and the White Queen's daughter Lily have been taken by the Red Queen. He must rescue them with the help of the clumsy White Knight. The origin of the White Rabbit.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - White Rabbit/Nivens McTwisp, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Out in the Hills: The Story of the Hare reviews
March Hare/Thackery Earwicket lives in the hills of Underland with his four siblings and his mother. What seems like a normal day turns into something dreadful that Thackery never thought would happen in his entire life. The origin of the March Hare.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/5/2010 - March Hare/Thackery Earwicket, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
My Name Is Perry reviews
The audience didn't get much of Perry's background in the film, so Perry reveals some classified information of where he's from and his first real relationship. ONE SHOT
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Son of Satan reviews
The origin of Otis B. Driftwood. From his first murder to returning back to the Firefly house before "House of 1000 Corpses". M for language
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009
Monday Night Drive reviews
On the way to another RAW show, The Miz and John Morrison text each other from different cars. They both feel that splitting up may have been a great mistake. slash ONE-SHOT
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - John Morrison/Nitro, The Miz - Complete
The Life and Times of Captain James Hook reviews
We know the villianous Captain Hook, but do you know the story of James Hooke before his life of priacy and his mission to destroy Peter Pan? It may have been possible that James was once a boy who didn't want to grow up and be a boy forever.
Hook - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009
You Killed Him reviews
The last scene of "Devil's Rejects" if Otis' son Wolf had been in the car with them during their final hours. SPOILERS.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Simply Illogical reviews
When Spock's home planet Vulcan is just destroyed, he doesn't want sympathy from his lover Uhura, but rather he would care for attention from another member of the crew on the Enterprise. SpockxKirk implied ONE-SHOT
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Make a Wish reviews
Laws of Attraction Thorne Jamison looks back eight years ago to the time he proposed to his wife Serena. ONE SHOT.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
It's All In Your Head reviews
The story about my main OC Axel Rose and his life in ECW. Things for Axel aren't exactly what you would call...normal. T for language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Watch Yourself reviews
Evan Bourne has been getting a great start in the WWE, but the Miz and John Morrison aren't too thrilled about his success. Major slash.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Hitman And The Vampire reviews
wrote this a while ago I own no one! Young Bret Hart and his boyfriend Dave Gangrel get a little bit closer.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The Tuesday Night Delight reviews
After losing another match to Jesse and Festus, Mike has a fit and his alter ego, The Miz takes it out on Mike's boyfriend John. John Morrison/Miz slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Forgive and Forget reviews
When John Morrison blows one of the Miz's secrets to a live audience, Miz has to decide whether to forgive him or not. Will their friendship still survive the mistake or will it fall apart? MizMorrison slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Mayhem in Montreal reviews
What happened AFTER the match between Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart when Shawn had to take the title before Bret left for WCW. slash MichaelsHart. Oneshot
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete