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Author has written 79 stories for Homestar Runner, Fire Emblem, Simpsons, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Camp Lazlo, Total Drama series, A Goofy Movie, Goof Troop, Johnny Bravo, and Inside Out.

I joined this site in November of 2004. In February of 2005, I began writing Homestar Runner fanfiction. I always favored Strong Sad. Nowadays, I still love Strong Sad, but he is no longer the key to my heart, mainly because I realize that there is a certain someone who has more in common with me than he does (and who also has more in common with him than I do. And came first. Significantly.)

After a two year long hiatus, I wrote my first Fire Emblem story. It was awful, but I got a negative review from it that I was glad to receive. Otherwise, I might not have been able to gain the skills I did during the break (more on that later). Afterwards, I took a writing class and it definitely seems different to me. From Fire Emblem, I fell in love with Soren's character. He was much like Strong Sad, except that he was stubborn instead of spineless. I wrote three stories overall before the break.

Half a year later, I decided to try my hand at writing Simpsons fanfiction with mixed results. Some of the stories were praised by the same person seven times, others had half their reviews negative. This was a rebirth of the time I favored the spineless, this time favoring Waylon Smithers. There was a giant surge of stories in which I wrote thirteen Simpsons fanfictions. For a time, this was definitely my most prolific category.

However, this did not last. After writing one more Simpsons story a half a year later, I wrote a Fire Emblem story. It was meant as a form of nostalgia, as I had just gotten into Fire Emblem again. After posting two old stories based on My Life as a Teenage Robot and Camp Lazlo, I began to write more Fire Emblem stories. And more. And pretty soon, it was my most prolific category. I posted sixteen Fire Emblem stories, when I received a formal request to write more Burns/Smithers fanfiction. I was not currently obsessed with the Simpsons, so this was something I went out of my way for, so you shouldn't expect too much from it.

After the fact, I posted fifteen more Fire Emblem stories, and then, half a year later (during which time I was briefly obsessed with Severus Snape from Harry Potter, but not the whole franchise), posted what is currently my last one. Less than a week later, I began showing my new obsession: Total Drama Island, and along with it, my favorite character from within; Noah, whose differences from Soren basically include phenotype and name, as well as overall well-being, which is far more similar to mine--he is actually very similar to me in a lot of ways, though not as many as someone else.

Total Drama has fewer than half of the stories that Fire Emblem has, but I wrote an 80 thousand word story for it, while my longest story up until that point was under 20 thousand. I also have not abandoned any Total Drama fanfiction.

Fire Emblem then became my obsession for the third time. It truly is a perseverent series.

The most perseverent series of all, however, has got to be the Goof Troop/Goofy Movie series, a series that I've loved since I was a little kid but never truly became obsessed with until now. I also realize that I have been a little harsh on my own friendliness (or perhaps easy on my spinelessness in public places) because I realize that there is one character who probably means more to me than any other character I've ever run into, and whose common ground with me makes Noah's look tiny. I am of course talking about PJ Pete.

I will now explain how this came to be: I tend to be stubborn, sarcastic, and outspokenly cynical around people I trust. However, around people I don't trust completely, I am instead a timid, quiet pushover. PJ may be the most rounded of all the characters I've identified myself with, which might explain why I feel such a strong affinity for him. I've only written a couple of stories for that series yet, though.

Oh, yes, my avatar just happens to catch the most adorable moment in all of the Goof Troop series. Well, certainly one of the most adorable moments. Gotta love great fathers filling in for terrible ones.

Story Status

Continuing:

Complete: All one shots (59), Concession Stand of Horrors, Day Under the Sun, Trapped Alone, Ned vs. the Seven Deadly Sins, Stories from the Fort, Oh, Geoffrey!, Sixteen Is the Magic Number, Saffron Field, Different yet the Same, Taunting, Unsustainable Time Loop, The Nerd Quadrilateral Variety Show, Total Drama Fortress, Total Drama Emblem, The Happy Family, Faces of Battle, Never Before, Never After, and A Pete Movie

Currently on hiatus.

EDIT: I went through my stories in February of 2015 to cull out my five dead fics and four old shames. All completed multi-chapter stories are still intact, but there are four one-shots now deleted as well as the dead fics.

Reviews: Please be aware that while I do accept anonymous reviews, I cannot respond to them, so if you want to ask me a question, do so in a signed review. It is frustrating to not be able to answer questions asked of me, but I do not wish to alienate reviewers.

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Only Miles Apart by Roxinrox reviews
PJ reunites with Shala, his love interest from An Extremely Goofy Movie. But this blooming relationship is threatened when a handsome young artist from Shala's past named Miles comes back into her life.
A Goofy Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012
This Modern Love by Measured reviews
Silly Modern AU, It's Fate Prequel. Past meets present as Soren finds out the finer aspects of enforced blind dates and carpentry by-proxy. Surely, his life isn't going to be the same again. Eventual Ike/Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,910 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Ike, Soren - Complete
PJ In The House by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The landlord's son PJ finally visits the House of Mouse. But is it just a social visit, or is there something bigger planned? Oneshot. Oh, and it's under "Max G.", since there's so "Pete P." category.
House of Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Max G. - Complete
Dear Diary by FanFicter123 reviews
With the contenent of Tellius finnaly at peace, Ike and Soren leave Crimea on a boat destined for unknown lands. Within a diary Soren account their journey together, the good and the bad. IkeSoren. Rated M for future lemons.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Silly Little Mage by Diedre D'Nai reviews
The title sucks, A combination of Song fics and normal chapters. Ike/Soren oneshots.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Ike, Soren
Fall Into Me by Measured reviews
The world was ending and Soren’s only true concern was his commander. In that sense, Soren had simply grown and matured, not changed. Ike/Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Odd Creatures by kookybloo reviews
Marzipan finds her long-lost cousin, and Strong Mad finds love in a way only he can. Also, Strong Bad makes his own cable network.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,955 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004
Crisis on Infinite Mirths by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
The super crossover battle of the century! All of the characters band together as never before against an old foe...
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,494 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
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Goofeelings
The Goofs and the Petes take a trip to the beach and interact with each other as normal, but this time, we get to see the little voices in their heads. Each chapter focuses on a different character's interactions throughout the day and mind world. Events that take place in the mind world are italicized.
Crossover - Goof Troop & Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,191 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24 - Complete
Poor Pistolkins
Set in present-day. Pistol, 27, comes up with a scheme to get free stuff by claiming her older brother's tragic history as her own, which works well, until one of her marks meets him; PJ tries to get Pistol to see why Pete is a bad role model. Rated K-plus for brief mild adult themes and mild language.
Goof Troop - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Published: 5/19 - Complete
Errant Counseling reviews
A sequel/interquel to Dishonesty Policy. Pete is determined to win custody of PJ back no matter what, but sometimes he takes one step forward and two steps back. Is it more than one social worker who loves a challenge can handle? Rated T for brief mild sexual themes and strong language.
Goof Troop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
Second Meetings reviews
Rose Deckenbloom meets up with a guy she hasn't seen in 15 years and, upon seeing he's married with a child, regrets not making different choices. Takes place in 2009. Beret Girl/PJ, Rose-centric. Rated K-plus for brief mild adult themes.
Goof Troop - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
Dishonesty Policy reviews
After PJ is falsely accused of cheating on an essay and Pete harshly punishes him for it, Max triggers a chain reaction that results in the Social Services coming to Pete's door. Meanwhile, PJ comes to terms with the disparity between his own feelings and Pete's that has haunted him for years. Set in 1996 with flashback scenes to 1987. Rated T for language.
Goof Troop - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
A Pete Movie reviews
We all know what happened on that road trip between Max and Goofy, but what does go on with PJ and Pete anyway? A parallel story to A Goofy Movie told from the perspective of PJ and Pete. Rated K-plus simply because putting PJ in the spotlight tends to make everything darker. Thanks to SosaLola for the original idea. All songs featured are original.
A Goofy Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Date Night reviews
Max and Bobby have dates with their girlfriends every Friday night. Every Friday night there is a friend left behind. Max/Roxanne, Bobby/Stacey, Max and PJ friendship. Rated K-plus for brief mild language. Narrated in a combination of third-person and PJ's thoughts, with interwoven scenes.
A Goofy Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
My Darkest Year reviews
1994 was PJ's darkest year. Max helps him survive it. An attempt to bridge Goof Troop with the first movie noting the disappearance of his mom and sister, the different houses, Pete not having his car dealership, and his increase in coldness. PJ and Max friendship. Rated T for fairly dark plot developments.
A Goofy Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Mommy Killer reviews
Really, who could love a child who killed his own mother? Kurthnaga is left to wonder what his father's behavior means after his mother died in childbirth. Version 2.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Kurthnaga, Dheginsea/Deghinsea - Complete
Never Before, Never After reviews
Zihark tells the tale of the one woman he ever loved. One fateful reunion leads to their relationship building again. Zihark/important laguz girlfriend. Rated T for brief sexuality.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Zihark - Complete
Boyd's Bunny reviews
Boyd finds a rabbit and attempts to raise it without anyone else's knowledge. He doesn't realize he's in over his head until it's too late. Tiny Ike/Soren reference and rated K-plus for brief language.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Boyd - Complete
Faces of Battle reviews
The battle right before Ashera turned the world to stone was experienced by many. The first and second impressions of the battle told by thirteen characters.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ike, Zihark, Micaiah, Kurthnaga - Complete
The Happy Family reviews
How did the Greil Mercenaries grow and change over the years? An interpretive timeline of the events from Ike's birth to his leaving the continent. Contains Greil/Elena, Ike/Soren, and Boyd/Mist.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Ike, Greil, Mist, Titania - Complete
Total Drama Emblem reviews
The Total Drama characters star in a Fire Emblem game. No FE experience necessary; pairings optional; see the author's note within. Rated T for violence. Obviously, AU. When complete, it will contain all characters from TDI, TDA, and TDWT.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Chris M., Courtney, Duncan, Alejandro - Complete
Twelve Daffodils
The Bass Boys come across a mysterious bouquet and they don't know where it came from or who it was for. They get in a fight because they are all convinced the flowers were for themselves. No specific pairings but allusions to several vague ones.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Duncan, DJ, Harold, Tyler - Complete
Total Drama Fortress reviews
Twenty contestants return for the chance to win a million dollars that is held at the center of the fortress. All eliminations, episode outcomes, and contestants decided. Possibly retconning TDWT's finale, but not the season as a whole.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,352 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Chris M. - Complete
Completely Confidential reviews
Eva has a not-so-shocking secret to reveal to Noah, and wants to keep it completely confidential: she's straight. Rated K-plus for mild themes. Eva-Noah friendship, light one-sided Eva/Noah.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Eva, Noah - Complete
The Nerd Quadrilateral Variety Show reviews
Harold, Cody, Noah, and Beth start a variety show by nerds, for nerds. But will their bad acting, bad chemisty, and bad luck prevail over their vision? Light one-sided Noah/Cody, Cody/Gwen, and Beth/cast mates. Rated T for Beth's dirty mind.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Beth, Cody, Noah, Harold - Complete
Gentlemen and Ruffians reviews
Gentlemen loved Gwen. But she wanted a ruffian. Two aching hearts team up with another to *fail to* urge a breakup between Gwen and Duncan; one-sided Cody/Gwen and Trent/Gwen, slight Courtney/Duncan, and Gwen/Duncan. Trent and Cody friendship.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/12/2010 - [Gwen, Duncan] Cody, Trent - Complete
The NotSoOdd Couple reviews
Owen explores his friendship with Noah through poetry. WARNING: Contains mild spoilers for TDWT. Owen and Noah friendship. Rated K-plus for mild circumstantial language.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Owen, Noah - Complete
Fighting Over Table Scraps reviews
Eva and Cody have the same motive: Noah's well-being. Their conflicting interests cause them to fight over him. Rated T for violence and mild language. One sided Noah/Cody and one sided Eva/Noah.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Cody, Noah, Eva - Complete
The Bet reviews
Justin bets Noah twenty dollars that he can even look good in the latter's clothes. Much to Noah's chagrin, Justin is, according to popular belief, right. Rated T for some disturbing images. Light one-sided Owen/Justin.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Noah, Justin - Complete
Perfect reviews
Courtney is turned into an uptight recluse after Duncan gets with Gwen; she tries her best to convince herself "it's better this way." Courtney-centric, Courtney/Duncan sympathy, Gwen/Duncan reality. Rated K-plus to be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Unsustainable Time Loop reviews
Harold and Cody build a time machine that is supposed to be stable; for admiring the past and future. However, something goes wrong, and Harold accidentally changes the future. Several incidental pairings, rated T for adult themes and language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,053 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Cody, Noah] [Leshawna, Harold] - Complete
Team CIRRRRH's Descent Into Foam World reviews
Full title within. Alejandro tells a ghost story that everyone except Noah believes is a prophecy, but is it a prophecy or a hoax? Main characters also include Izzy, Owen, and Tyler. Rated K-plus to be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Izzy, Noah, Owen, Alejandro - Complete
I Am a Rock reviews
On the first day, Cody wants to make friends, so he tries to make friends with Noah, who is actively distancing himself from all the other campers. First person, song-fic, Noah-Cody friendship.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Cody, Noah - Complete
A Line Among Arcs reviews
At the Screaming Gophers reunion picnic, Trent needs some alone time, so he puts up a Straight Guys Only sign. It works about as well as Gwen expects it to. Light Trent/Gwen, Izzy/Owen, Justin/Owen ; alluded to Gwen/Cody, Noah/Cody. Rated T for Freud.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Trent, Gwen] - Complete
Attractive reviews
Owen loves Justin, but Noah and Izzy hate him. Owen tries to convince his friends that Justin is an okay guy, only to fail due to a variety of circumstances. Justin/Owen, Owen/Izzy. Rated T for Izzy's intended gift, adult themes, and mild language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Justin, Owen] Izzy, Noah - Complete
Taunting reviews
Wanting to make his pain-causing more personal, Chris gets an intern who specializes in getting under teenagers' skin. He's really good, until he turns against Chris. Rated K-plus for mild language and possibly other things.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Chris M., Noah, Eva - Complete
The Diary reviews
Lindsay finds a diary that praises Cody nonstop. Izzy is convinced that Noah wrote it. Noah and Cody are certain he didn't. One-sided Cody/Gwen, Owen/Izzy, NOT Noah/Cody except in the mind of Izzy. Rated K-plus for mild themes. First person.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Cody, Izzy, Noah - Complete
Bedtime reviews
Rolf does not want to go to bed, and ends up injured. Oscar and Shinon get into a growing argument. Side-dish Ike/Soren and Mist/Boyd. Rated K-plus for mild language and brief and mild sexual themes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Oscar, Rolf - Complete
Different yet the Same reviews
Ike and Heather attempt to form a friendship from animosity through several double dates; perhaps they really do have more in common than they at first thought: Ike/Soren, Heather/several people. Rated M for sex, sexual themes, and language.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - [Ike, Soren] Heather - Complete
Folks Mine
Mia's parents are visiting, but perhaps being near the mercenaries will bring about conflict. Rated T for sex and politically incorrect dialogue. Ike/Soren, Gatrie/OC and promise of Gatrie/OC/Shinon , single Mia, implied Titania/Rhys and Jill/Haar
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - [Ike, Soren] Mia - Complete
An Unfortunate Misunderstanding reviews
Meg's issues with her own image make it hard for her to comprehend Zihark's reasons for not wanting to marry her. One-sided Meg/Zihark, kinda-sorta Zihark/Meg and implied Ike/Soren to the side. Rated T for sexual themes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - [Meg, Zihark] Ilyana - Complete
To Be Led reviews
Tanith is dissatisfied with the fact she always ends up in charge. Oscar/Tanith and Sigrun/Tanith happily coexisting.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Oscar, Tanith, Sigrun - Complete
Fathers Aren't Blind reviews
Two of our favorite late fathers were not blind to their children's romantic affairs. Ike/Soren, Jill/Haar. Poetry.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Ike, Greil, Jill, Shiharam - Complete
Saffron Field reviews
Ike and Soren find and adopt a baby who grows up to be critical. Ike/Soren, Marcia/Kieran, and OC/Amy after timeskip main pairings, also includes Makalov/Astrid, Calill/Largo, Oscar/Tanith and Boyd/Mist. Rated T for language, violence, and sexual themes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - [Ike, Soren] Marcia, Amy - Complete
The Imposters reviews
The Grooel Mercenaries are in town, and the Greil Mercenaries fight against them to find much to be desired from their class assignments. Light Ike/Soren, OC/OC, no OC/existing within. Rated K-plus for mild language.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Ike, Titania, Rhys, Soren - Complete
All That Glitters featuring One Man's Trash reviews
Kieran discovers some gold under the castle, and everyone wants to dig it up. Elincia/Geoffrey, Astrid/Makalov, slight Kieran/Marcia and subtly implied Lucia/Bastian. Featuring a bonus flashback story about an unusual memento. For New Paladin.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - [Elincia, Geoffrey] Lucia, Kieran - Complete
The Mysterious Lemon reviews
Not a lemon. Boyd finds out some information about Oscar and does something he regrets. Ike/Soren clearly romantic within but not a romance-fic, implied Boyd/Mist. Rated K-plus for not-so-brief mild language.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Oscar, Boyd, Shinon - Complete
Best Left Unsaid reviews
Ike decided he wanted to come out to his father. Rated T for violence. Ike/Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - [Ike, Soren] Greil - Complete
For What Do We Fight?
Poetry, Ike/Soren, Titania/Rhys, Mist/Boyd all mild; For what do the Greil Mercenaries fight?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Ike, Mist, Titania, Soren - Complete
Sixteen Is the Magic Number reviews
Ike/Soren, Boyd/Mist, Micaiah/Sothe, Titania/Rhys, Elincia/Geoffrey, Lyre/Ranulf, Bastian/Lucia, Kieran/Marcia, Astrid/Makalov, Calill/Largo, Leanne/Naesala, Oscar/Tanith, Heather/Ilyana, Aran/Laura, Tibarn/Reyson, and Jill/Haar are up.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - [Ike, Soren] [Elincia, Geoffrey] - Complete
Mr Burns Takes the Tasks to the Extreme reviews
Smithers wants Mr. Burns to love him, and he will... on one condition. He fulfills a list of arbitrary challenges. Burnsmithers. Warning: sexual themes, character death of Quimby, instance of Smithers kissing a woman, and "32 minutes" ad nauseam.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
The All Girls Slumber Party reviews
A spin-off of Sixteen Is the Magic Number. Elincia hosts a slumber party with all the girls from the war including Aimee, Amy, and Almedha Rated T for drug use catnip , femmeslash Heather , and bathroom humor or lack thereof
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Ilyana, Heather, Elincia, Lucia - Complete
Oh, Geoffrey! reviews
Calill moans the name of her secret lust to Largo. Things get out of hand very quickly. Calill/Largo, Ike/Soren, Elincia/Geoffrey, one-sided Calill/Geoffrey, and others. Rated M for strong language, sex, and rape scenes
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - [Calill, Largo] [Ike, Soren] - Complete
Shinon's Shiny New Trombone reviews
Shinon has a shiny new trombone. He bothers people with it. Poetry-fic. Slight Ike/Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Shinon - Complete
Fur, Feathers, and Dragon Boots
Stefan creates the Beorc and Branded for the Cessation of Laguz Pelt Solicitation. Largo gets a talking to, and Soren saves his cousin. Rated T for violence and adult themes. Ike/Soren and Micaiah/Sothe if you squint.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Ike, Soren] Zihark, Stefan - Complete
Steeds reviews
Short story told from the point of view of Oscar's horse narrator may be unreliable . Rated T for violence. Contains a character death it's one of the horses . Humor for the "human dialogue". Implied Ike/Soren. Main characters' horses.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Oscar, Kieran - Complete
The Greil Mercenaries and the Sun Block reviews
It's sunny, but for many fair-skinned members of the Greil mercenaries this is a hindrance. Oscar created the sun block, but wishes he knew how to control his colleagues. Instance of Ike/Soren and otherwise gen fic. Contains a vulnerary featurette.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Oscar - Complete
Dusk Love
Yes, more Ike/Soren poetry. This time the form is sonnet and the topic is why they chose to elope.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - [Ike, Soren] - Complete
My Everything reviews
Ike is eloping and Soren isn't all too pleased. Ike/Ranulf, Soren-centric, bittersweet ending. Rated K, but does have references to mental health problems.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - [Ike, Ranulf] Soren - Complete
Friendservice reviews
My first crack-fic. Ranulf has a great idea, but he'll need Soren's full cooperation. Ike/Soren/Ranulf/Lyre/Stefan and eventual Stefan/Lethe. Rated M for kinky sex.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - [Ike, Soren] [Stefan, Lethe] - Complete
Different as the Sun and Moon reviews
Soren telling Ike about the differences between him and Titania. Poetry. Ike/Soren, some Titania/Rhys and Titania/Greil.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - [Ike, Soren] Titania - Complete
Greil's Tea reviews
Commander Greil had many fortes. Tea production was not one of them. If only his employees and children could trust each others' words... Shinon did. Rated K-plus for mild and implicit language
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Greil, Shinon - Complete
Who, Who, Who Will Ike End Up With? reviews
Limericks considering the following pairings: Ike/Elincia, Ike/Lethe, Ike/Aimee, Ike/Reyson, Ike/Mia, Ike/Marcia, Ike/Ranulf, and Ike/Soren. Canon biased. Not biased toward Soren over Ranulf surprise!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ike, Soren, Ranulf, Aimee - Complete
Yellow Roses reviews
Soren hated yellow roses. Ike was rose colorblind. Soren/Ike
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/28/2009 - [Ike, Soren] - Complete
Paladins in Love reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Iambic pentameter 4-liners from the point of view of all the paladins in POR. Titania/Rhys Oscar/Tanith Kieran/Marcia Astrid/Makalov and Geoffrey/Elincia
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - [Elincia, Geoffrey] [Makalov, Astrid] - Complete
Stories from the Fort reviews
The Greil Mercenaries are snowed in, and tell stories to pass the time. Rated T for sexual themes and mild cursing. Italicized selections in Character Chapters are third-person intermittent parts. Chapters 1 and 13 are third-person completely.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Ike, Titania, Rhys, Soren - Complete
Chip and Skip's Job Hunt reviews
Another story I wrote a long time ago but didn't get around to uploading. Takes place in the future when Chip and Skip are looking for jobs. They see what professions the other bean scouts have gone into.
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Chip, Skip - Complete
My Life as a Teenage Nebbish reviews
A story that I wrote a long time ago but never got around to uploading. Sheldon ponders what will happen if he takes it a step further with Jenny as the Silver Shell.
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2009 - [Sheldon L., Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9] Brad - Complete
The Ball reviews
Three couples going through parallel situations. Does contain one slash pairing. Ike/Soren, Geoffrey/Elincia, and Micaiah/Sothe. Warning: contains sexual content. And no, the immature ending is not the correct ending. Humor for the immature ending.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2009 - [Ike, Soren] [Elincia, Geoffrey] - Complete
Kang and the MetaKidnapping reviews
A humorous story told by Comic Book Guy proving nothing but my excessive geekiness for voice credits. No slash, sorry. Includes characters not referenced in any of my earlier stories and the dynamic duo, etc.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Comic Book Guy, Kang and Kodos - Complete
Medical School Is SOOOO Easy! reviews
Dr. Nick Riviera is a major quack, but what if he wasn't always that way? Rated T for minor swearing and sexual themes
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Dr. Nick R. - Complete
Trapped Alone reviews
Mr. Burns is trapped at the bottom of an underground tower, run by Queen Gelline, and the only way out is true love. Burnsmithers, obviously. Does contain unhappy moments, sexual themes, and violence.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - [Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.] - Complete
I, Rodney reviews
A poem regarding a political discussion between Rod Flanders and Lisa Simpson, only to be moderated by Nelson. Warning: Is probably right-wing-biased. Rated T because you know what right-wingers won't leave you alone about.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Rod F., Lisa S. - Complete
Sorry, It Won't Work Out Between Us reviews
A cheesy love rectangle story featuring Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Luann van Houten, and Patty Bouvier. Warning: contains slash duh and some mild violence.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S., Patty B. - Complete
A Fateful Encounter reviews
Based on Midnight Rx. Smithers' unconscious thoughts and what happens after he comes to. Warning: includes hypothetical slash
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - [Waylon S., Montgomery Burns] - Complete
50 Haikus for 50 Characters reviews
5, 7, 5. Again and again. 50 times to be precise. My extended list of favorite characters from the Simpsons will give plenty to read. Everyone I love is on this list, from Smithers all the way down to Brandine.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Moe S., Montgomery Burns, Waylon S., Chief C. Wiggum - Complete
Fractured reviews
Moe owes all his misfortune to his face, and tries to remove it from view at all costs. WARNING: Some sexual themes and suicidal thoughts involved.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Moe S. - Complete
Wiggum and the Wolf reviews
Clancy and Ralphie are planning a father-son camping trip. But the problem occurs when a "big doggie" mistakes Clancy for a literal pig.
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Chief C. Wiggum, Ralph W. - Complete
Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins reviews
Anastasia, an angel, comes from the sky to tell Ned Flanders about the prophecy he must fulfill-to cleanse the town of Springfield of avatars of the seven Cardinal Sins. Includes minor swearing, mild slash, a character death, and some sexual themes.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Ned F. - Complete
Thoughtless reviews
Waylon Smithers was drunk that night, and what he did to Montgomery Burns would surely have a negative impact on their relationship. Contains strong allusions to sexual assault and some offensive language.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.] - Complete
Day Under the Sun reviews
The picnic at Lake Springfield seemed perfect at the time, but when the billionaire and his assistant get drunk, their cake goes missing, causing all sorts of new surprises. Warning: includes slash, mild language, and some sexual themes
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Manipulation reviews
After a heart-to-heart with Soren, Gatrie realizes that Shinon has been using his below average mind to his advantage. But how will this epiphany affect Shinon's life? Rated T for mild language and some sexual themes. Contains support spoilers.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Shinon, Gatrie - Complete
Concession Stand of Horrors reviews
A carefully thought out parody of the 1986 musical version of "Little Shop of Horrors." Please read and review.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Cracky's Poetry Corner reviews
When Crackotage gets a gig at a coffee house, only the other Cheat Commandos can stop Blue Laser! It's told by Gunhaver, and I personally have nothing against Cockneys.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Strong Bad Goes to the Moon reviews
He's been yearnin' and now it's time! The Cheat thinks it's a bad idea and so does everyone else.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
More Bravo than Bravo reviews
When Pom Pom comes to town, Johnny Bravo gets totally jealous. That wannabe! Homestar Runner Johnny Bravo crossover. Rated PG to be safe.
Crossover - Homestar Runner & Johnny Bravo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete