Rurouni-Wolf
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Joined 11-14-04, id: 704720
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Animorphs, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hi! Rurouni_Wolf here. '_ I'm a newbie, so, yeeeaaahhh... My goal is to write plot-driven fiction-- and we'll see how well that works out. I write mainly with OCs. Don't like? Don't read. No Mary-Sues, though. And I'm not a huge Sasuke fan, so... yeah. Don't expect him much in my stories without him getting hurt. A lot. But not Naruto. He's just kawaii. (Irritating, but kawaii.) Hmm... I feel a commercial coming on...

--Sakura and Ino come on, singing "I WANT SASUKE!" to the tune of "I Want Candy" (or whatever it's called.)-- Kakashi: Brought to you by Icha Icha Syndicated! Read Icha Icha and become a dedicated--

Sakura and Naruto: LAZY! Kakashi: --punctual--

S & N: LATE! Kakashi: irritated, visible eye twitching RESPECTED Jounin like me. _

S & N: You mean a PERVERTED Jounin like you!

Kakashi: -_-' ICHA ICHA FLASHER NO JUTSU!

S & N: fall over, noses bleeding and eyes twitching My eyes... my virgin eyes... Kakashi_

Naruto: I want-- Rurouni-Wolf: DON'T SAY IT!

Naruto: clueless Don't say--

Rurouni-Wolf: DON'T SAY HER NAME! I HAVEN'T REVEALED IT IN "ONCE UPON TOMORROW" YET!

Naruto: I was just gonna say I want my girlfriend. :P

RW: -_-'

Naruto:D

RW: 0_o

Naruto: lips twitching :) Can I stop smiling now?

Sasuke: YAOI NO JUTSU! BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA! I PROVE MYSELF HOTLY SUPERIOR ONCE AGAIN! --snuggles against Naruto, who looks freaked out and ready to kill him-- Right, kitsune-koishii? --nuzzles his neck--

Naruto: RASENGAN!

Sasuke: --dies, then brought back to life by a perverted Orochimaru-- Foolish little brother.

Naruto: ... -_-' Wrong Uchiha, Sasuke-teme.

Sakura: --head in hands-- Idiots. I am SURROUNDED by idiots.

Yet another dose of random humour from moi. Do not question. Only mock. Yes, I will eventually update. Currently, I have writer's block on Once Upon Tomorrow (yet, strangely, I keep getting scenes from the sequel. I'm dooomed... just kidding. I hope.)

Current Projects:

Once Upon Tomorrow: On hold, for the moment, until I get the stupid Tea Country Arc finished. -_-

Shield and Sword: DEFINITELY on hold until I finish Once Upon Tomorrow. Kakashi/OC.

Untitled As of Yet: A Zabuza/Haku/OC romantic dramedy (STRAIGHT pairings) that I personally giggle over. Currently planning it on the WAFFy, cute side, but since I'm trying to keep 'em in character, we'll see how terribly that turns out. Or not. I mean, come ON! Zabuza freakin' CRIES! Even HAKU doesn't cry! And, yes, it'll be an AU because THEY DON'T DIE. _ What can I say, Haku was the lure that drew me into Naruto, so he has a special place in my heart. Zabuza's growing on me--damn my rusty weed-whacker! --silence-- Yes, yes, poor joke. Fear my fearsome humour!

Untitled As of Yet: A serious (tragic? not too sure yet) story of Hatake Kakashi (yes, I AM a Kakashi fangirl. Shoo.) and an OC (and, be assured, I use different female OCs for each story. @_@) and their tangled relationship, with a sinister turn taken when Orochimaru threatens to destroy her. Another shinobi/civilian love story. I love writing those. What can I say? It's my mojo.

Working title of The Question Of Power: Kabuto betrays Orochimaru for reasons known only to himself, to line himself up with a civilian girl who, as a joke, has "plans of world domination." Unfortunately, when Kabuto enters the picture, it all turns deadly real. In a world where deception is survival, one girl dares to tell the truth. The only question is: will she survive the consequences?

Drama, Kabuto/OC... maybe. To Be Free: Orochimaru, to reward Kabuto and end all of the irritating rumours that the spy/medic-nin is is love-slave, tells Kabuto to find himself a woman. Kabuto, ever loyal? to Orochimaru, obeys and buys a girl-slave, one who is as timid and gentle as he is twisted. Their relationship becomes twisted into mutual companionship, and they struggle to survive in Hidden Sound facing the demons of the shinobi underworld and of their minds. Drama. Definite Kabuto/OC.

Love Is Blind: Itachi/OC. Dramedy. Complete fun. When Itachi and Kisame stumble upon a girl blinded in a shinobi battle, "collateral damage", her strange and gentle ways manage to make inroads into their hardened hearts. However, nothing is what it seems, and when a figure from her past threatens to tear the odd threesome apart, they find that her past is as strange as her blinded eyes. Not nearly as dramatic as it sounds--mostly.

That's about it... for now. I wanna write a Soujiro/OC story (hugs Tenken) but... that's much later on. See ya!

--RW

P.S.--Message sessha for a pic of a grown up Hikaru-chan:P

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Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Paper Fan Butterflies by nathan-p reviews
Just like anyone else, Jonathan Crane had to attend high school. This is his best friend's story. Nolanverse, OC, and gratuitous fluff.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - J. Crane
Questionable Alliances by screamin-psiren reviews
I'm the little girl, who protects the monster. GaaraO.C., TemariShikamaru, NejiHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,109 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
Naruto cast in Lord of the Rings. The Ring of Power has come to the most unlikely person imaginable. It's now up to Naruto and his companions to take it to Mt. Doom and destroy it, but can he do this without being corrupted by the Ring? Second story is up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,800 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Requiem for the Rokudaime by tokara2132 reviews
As all in Konoha gather to pay respects to the Rokudaime Hokage as he takes his place on the Memorial Stone, some people take some time to remember his exploits and his quirks. The Rokudaime is not who you think! Part Six.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,097 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Lights Of Port Royal by dorian dark reviews
Following everyone's favourite Commodore as he tries to pick up the pieces left by Elizabeth's rejection. Groves' younger sister could be just the thing...Non DMC compliant CHAPTER 40 Norrington finds happiness. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,438 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Angels Cast Shadows Too by Kyuusaisha Bleeding reviews
In their last moments, Zabuza and Haku share a memory. Zabuza learns that in the end, there is no one to answer your questions and there is no closure. A lot of hidden irony.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
What Dreams May Come by Hinaku reviews
Zabuza, at the verge of death, falls out of lucidity and dreams of what was, what never was, what might have been, and what could have been.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Anatidaephobia: Curse of the Uchiha by Adelly-kins reviews
[OneShot]T'was their most closely guarded secret. They swore never to reveal it to anyone, ever, because it would be the undoing of their entire clan. And so they suffered in silence...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Quiet Storm by IcarusT reviews
The death of Obito changes Kakashi's perspective on life. He pledges to fulfill Obito's dying wish to take care of Rin, and the two in turn become inseparable. Will they be able to keep their promises to Obito and...to each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,326 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin
HeartThrob Replacer by Ashen Rose reviews
He's 'new', he's cool, and he's stolen Sasuke's fanclub with barely a passing glance! Who is this guy, and who does HE really go for?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Blue Skies by Zurmdragon reviews
The end through Tobias' eyes
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Firsts: It's Not Luck, It's Destiny by Clearly through the Shadows reviews
The many firsts of Shino and Tenten Romantic Love. Done, more chapters added!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Girl Talk by sna reviews
A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
On the Building of Bridges by rallamajoop reviews
Haku, Sakura, and a meeting on a bridge in Wave Country that probably never took place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Haku, Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing To Say by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi's ruminations on his life. His past. His present. And the future. RandR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Short Sword by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Zabuza is a reflection, too dangerous to allow to live. Kakashi tells him so.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Metaphorical Gardening by cyanide dragon reviews
Oneshot Lee wants to find his flower of youth. Quite literally.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Closure by Bangles reviews
Frey returns to Norway to do some thinking, and rocks are surprisingly good listeners. FreyIda.
Alice 19th - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Nothing More Than Human by Scarecrowqueen reviews
Around the memorial stone, Kakashi and Naruto have a talk about the nature of sacrifice. Set after Naruto returns with Jiraiya. Spoilers up until then. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
To Seek The Truth by Angel-Goddess reviews
The World. An MMORPG that has taken the world by storm, and Usagi has finally got her hands on a copy. For some, The World is just a game. But in truth, there is more to The World than what it just seems... (.HackSM) Usagi-centered.
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2004
Nobility by Inkoholic4U reviews
Nobility is the generosity shown by willingness to forgive injuries or overlook insults. When Serena takes in an injured wolf, she never expected that doing a kind act would unravel the life she had strived for. KibaSere. completed
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,562 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Complications by Geno Calamari reviews
While capturing the Kyuubi, Uchiha Itachi finds true adversaries in the form of Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
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Clovers and Blue Moons reviews
He's a reluctant former professor. She's a dead guardian angel on vacation. The Joker is still a pain-in-the-ass, and Harvey still needs saving. Poor Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008
Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes reviews
Here I thought things couldn't get any worse. But I'd forgotten something--I was the guardian angel of one singular Harvey Dent. Please. Kill me now. GOD DAMMIT, JOKER!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Hebi Iroka reviews
Oneshot: The brief romance of a Snakecharmer and her Sensei. Anko x Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Once Upon Tomorrow reviews
AU: Sasuke has never been rejected by a woman before. He finds one who rejects him, and becomes an obsessed stalker of her. Unfortunately, she's not too happy, hates him, and runs into the arms of... ? OC x you choose Read please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,779 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Hope reviews
She's the new girl in school, determined to dig out the dirt on Chapman for a project of hers. Unfortunately, she's also absolutely insane. If you want something completely different than the usual newgirlinAnimorphs fic, try this. Read at your own risk.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2006
Stand In the Rain reviews
Oneshot And so she stands in the rain, a solitary figure that no one will approach because of her intensity of living—because she refused to live a life of sunny days and shallow smiles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Not a Normal Hero reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, the Memorial Stone, and his nindo. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Naruto U.
Watch My Back reviews
Oneshot. When everything goes wrong, sometimes all you can do is fight until the end. Because some histories should never be repeated. Sakuracentric, futurefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Guardian reviews
AU In the shinobi world, not all demons have tails. And just sometimes, guardians are the worst of all. To see underneath the underneath of the 'spiral' is to change the essence of fate. A 'what if?Naruto!family' story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U.
Sword and Shield reviews
AU, during timeskip Hatake Kakashi has been sold for a jutsu, his single mission now to protect a young girl just named Tenkage of her village, a girl who will rock the shinobi world to the core
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005