Author has written 17 stories for Mario, Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Game X-overs, and Pokémon.
Welcome to Clario Products Headquarters! You're probably here to check out the staff profiles! Go ahead, no one is stopping you. Except the one hundred guards inside armed with Hammer Bro suits, Fire Flowers and the like. Don't forget the guard Kirbys too. Don't let that scare you though, they're only for decoration.
OR ARE THEY?
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Name: Charles. You ain't knowing my last name.
Location: Probably behind you, maybe I'm a figment of your imagination. USA probably, if you don't believe the others. Nevada.
Hobbies: Playing games, making fan-fiction, making comics, updating my forum.
Favorite Games: Mario Kart: DD, Kirby Air Ride, SSBM, PM: TTYD, Mario Kart DS, Kirby Canvas Curse, Animal Crossing, Lost Magic
Hated Games: Most Mystery games.
Shows (In any order): Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron, Spongebob Squarepants, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Phil of the Future
Hated Shows: Samurai Shamploo, Unfabulous, Life With Derek, Degrassi
Online Games: Endless Online (Clario), Runescape (Clario1), Adventure Quest (Clario)
"You idiot! Press and hold 'R'! Press and hold 'R' and be ashamed!" Evil Black Box, from PM: TTYD, Chapter 1
"Very! Pointy! Things!" Somewhere, but I don't remember where.
"YEEAH! In you face,(Beep!)" Bryan, Family Guy.
"Hi, I'm Daisy!" Daisy,Mario Kart: DD!
"Peach!" Peach, Mario Kart: DD!
"You! Yes you in front of the TV!" Dr.Frankly, PM:TTYD, Chapter 4
"Da! I do not know what cannon you speak of! Da!" A bomb at the Fahr Outpost, PM:TTYD, Chapter 7
"Jumpman! I mean, who?" A random fan when you make a "comeback" after beating Rawk Hawk, PM: TTYD, Chapter ?
"Who needs breakfast when you can wake up to a rentless horde of evil?" PM:TTYD Guidebook, referring to the Smorgs taking over.
"What! I do not know anyone named Gonzales! WHO IS HE AND WHY DOES HE NEED THE CRYSTAL STARS?" Bowser, PM:TTYD, Chapter 7
"Eat a sandwich, skinny!" Evil Black Box that curses you with the power of turning paper thin, PM:TTYD, Chapter 1
"Ahh! I've got ashes in my eye! Get it? Ashes? Eyelashes? Ok, that was bad, sorry..." A Kid near Lavaridge Town, Pokemon: Ruby & Sapphire
"Omigosh! Omiggosh! Mario! We've been locked in!" Goombella, when you are locked in the minor league room, and she's your active partner. PM:TTYD, Chapter 3
"Wow...she's so bold...is that legal?" Koops, when you meet Ms. Mowz and he is your active partner. PM: TTYD, Chapter 1 OR 2.
"Hey Gonzales! What does kissing feel like?" (Enter Yoshi Name here) when you meet Ms. Mowz and he is your active partner. PM:TTYD, Chapter 3
"Anyway, let's move on! Old hag thing! Where is the Crystal Stars?" Bowser, after beating Chapter 3.
"OMIGOSH! LIKE, THAT'S SOOOO NOT FAIR!" Waitress, PM: TTYD, Chapter 6.
"GW4R I K33L J00S" Some signaturre from a forum I read.
"Did some one pile-drive yout head? I don't see any TV, you nut-job!" (Insert Yoshi Name Here), Chapter 5, when you talk to Professer Frankly about Crystal Stars. PM"TTYD.
"I'm on board!" A random pirate bomb, who actually isn't on board, and is standing next to the ship. PM:TTYD, Chapter 5.
"Even for my age I was SHAKIN WHAT MY MOMMA GAVE ME!" Kammy, after beating chapter 4, PM:TTYD.
"Doesn't it make you want to yell, 'Hey stupid ocean! Look at me! I'm on vacation!" Goombella, when you use Tattle on Keelhaul Key, Area 1, where you started when you were shipwrecked. PM:TTYD.
"Um,no. Flavio hates you all." Flavio, Chapter 5. PM:TTYD.
"Ah, now what is all this? This dead end is taunting Flavio with it's dead end-ness!" Flavio, Chapter 5. PM:TTYD
"Whoa...Linky...How long have you been triplets?" Medli, if you throw her into the wall a bit before the Dragon Roost Cavern dungeon. Wind Waker
"Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo-limpah!" Tingle, set him free from the prison on Windfall Island. Wind Waker.
"You are like brainless cats too dumb to know you are stupid!" Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
"Beans here are like the milk milked from a cow made of jewels!" Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time.
"BZZT! MAGNEMITE LEVELED UP!" Magnemite, Leveling up. Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team Blue
I prefer my Yahoo e-mail better.
Right now, it's not being updated. It has some comics though.
Joint Fan-fic Account(s): Clario and Flowerstar
Forum: Super Smash Quest
Fan-fics on the site, but aren't completed.
Team Smashion (4 Chapters) Being worked on.
Follow the adventures of Ex, Blaze, and the rest of the Rescue Team as they rescue Pokemon and reveal the mystery behind Ex.
The Kirio Brothers (10 Chapters 2 Blooper Reels) On hold.
Kirby, after a struggle, finds himself in another planet. After meeting up with Mario and Luigi, will he be able to make it back home?
Crystal Clear (2 Chapters) On Hold
Kirby and Ribbon set out to collect the Crystal Shards, of the fairy's greatest Treasure, the Crystal.
Paper Mario: Star Rod Chronicles (3 Chapters) Being worked on.
The Star Rod is stolen, and the Star Spirits are rendered incapable! Who can save the Mushroom Kingdom now?
Smash Stadium (3 Chapters) Being worked on.
Fight on, with your favorite star, Mario, Luigi, Kirby, and MANY more!
Beyond the Stars (4 Chapters) Being worked on.
Whahoo! Kirby and his friends, Waddle, Mystic, and more, want to share their stories with you!
Super Smash Bros: Master Hand's Fury (4 Chapters) On hold.
8 heroes are sent letters to a smash tournament. Little do they know, they are being WATCHED!
Kirby Vs. Stone (3 Chapters) Being worked on.
A mysterious charecter leads Kirby to a mysterious Mansion shrouded in the moonlight. What lies ahead?
Wide Rule Kirio: The Really Young But Has To Be Called Old Door Thingy (3 Chapters) On hold.
You know Chicken Miasamas Pikario and Chugi series? Well, here's the samething, but with Kirbies, and revised in my own way. Read as Kirio has to save Peach from the X-Nauts!
Link and Linky: The Orb of Malator (1 Chapter) On hold.
Link and Linky both look different, talk different, havedifferent fighting skills, and they hate each other like hell... But when the world is in trouble, they must put their differences aside and find the Orb of Malator!
Kirio and Kuigi: Popstar Saga (1 Chapter)On hold.
Read how Kirio and Kuigi save Peach by going to Bombomb Kingdom!
Planning to write!
Shroomgod Legends (After Kirby Vs. Stone) More than 7
Mario realizes his true potential as a hero.
Shroomgod Legends 2: Sacred Sapphires (Soon after Shroomgod Legends) Around 4 or 7
More info after Shroomgod Legends.
Paper Mario: Left Behind (After Paper Mario: Star Rod is finished)
What does Luigi do while Mario goes out to re-claim the Star Rod?
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Chronicles (After Paper Mario: Star Rod Chronicles
The 2nd in the Paper Mario series, read the events of Paper Mario with him talking!
Shroomgod Legends 3: Raging Ruby (After Shroomgod Legends 2: Sacred Sapphires)
More info after Shroomgod Legends.
Kirio and Kuigi: Idiots in Time
See how Kirio and Kuigi save Princess Peach by heading into the past!
Everybody Loves Pie
Mario and Kirby both love pie. Kirby comes to visit, and finds out at Mario's house, there is only one pie left! Mario and Kirby fight over the pie. But who gets to eat it? OneShot.
The Legend Of Soda
Read an idiotic story about...Soda?
Clario's Crazy New Year's Partys
Pokemon Christmas Stories
The Stories above are listed below in order as they happen.
1. Crystal Clear
2. Kirby vs. Stone
3. Paper Mario: Star Rod and Paper Mario: Left Behind. They happen at the same time.
4. Shroomgod Legends
5. Beyond the Stars!
6. Kirio Brothers
7. Shroomgod Legends 2: Sacred Sapphires
8. Super Smash Brothers: Master Hand's Fury
9. Shroomgod Legends 3: Raging Ruby
10. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Chronicles
Here are is the Kirio series in order.
1. Wide Rule Kirio: The Really Young But Has To Be Called Old Door Thing
2. Kirio and Kuigi: PopStar Saga
Here are the stories that don't go into the timeline.
Super Smash Stadium
Everybody Loves Pie!
The Tragedy Of Soda
Clario's Crazy New Year's Partys
Pokemon Christmas Stories
My author creations!
Clario Smashion Cla-re-o
Basiclly, he's me, in Mario form. RESPONSIBLE FOR MARIO FAN-FICS AND MARIO-KIRBY CROSSOVERS! WEWT! A bit on the insane side. An Dual Knight, and a Mage-In-Training... Although his magic usually hits him somehow. Heh heh.
Weapons and Shields: Flame Blade, Ice Blade, Basic Mage Staff
Armor: Game Over Shirt, Black Jeans, Wing Cap, Dark Red Boots
SonicMushroom Smashion (AKA SonicM AKA SonicWind) Son-ic-Mush-room
He's the person who introduces the Sonic stories! WOO!RESPONSIBLE FOR SONIC FAN-FICS! WEWT! A serious grouch, he's a Wizard (Advanced Mage), and knows how to use only 1 Sword. Currently trying to learn Ultima Beam 2.
Weapons and Shields:Sonic Sword, Ultima Staff, Sonic Shield
Armor: Wings, Black Shoes.
Mystic Smashion Mist-ic
Believe it or not, he is actually a she. RESPONSIBLE FOR KIRBY FAN-FICS, KIRIO SERIES, AND EVERYBODY LOVES PIE! WEWT! A hyperactive pain in the...er...neck. When she was in an egg (YES EGG!), Clario and SonicMushroom accidentaly dropped her into a bag of sugar. She hatched, and the first thing she saw? Sugar. Mystic ate it all, and only when Clario and SonicMushroom got home, did they reliaze that Mystic was missing. She's crazy.
So they went off to finding her, and there she was, running around like a hyperactive Kirby loon...Wait, she is a hyperactive Kirby loon...
Currently going out with Ryan, the Red Kirby.
Weapons and Shields: None...unless you count the Smash ability, which means she has a Hammer, Sword, and Fists of Fury! Can turn into rock.
Armor: Purple Shoes
Linky Smashion Link-e
Linky, the strongest of the group. He hates Link, and wonders why he was modeled after him. He fights along side his sword, the Exile Blade! RESPONSIBLE FOR ZELDA FAN-FICS AND RANDOMNESS! Fighting him is optional, just talk to him, say 'I CHALLENGE YOU!' and make sure your will is ready. He's a Knight.
Weapons and Shields: Exile Blade, Remote Bombs,Exile Boomberang, Copper Bee,and a Silver Bow and Thunder Arrow, Exile Shield.
Armor: Exile Tunic, Exile Cap, Exile Shoes.
Ex Smashion Like you need help to pronouce Ex...ok fine. X
Ex, the smartass of the group. Every family needs a smartass! Ex is a pyromaniac, and usually starts fires in the house with his electric powers. RESPONSIBLE FOR POKEMON FAN-FICS. Yeah.
Armor: Blue Goggles
Bloodlin Smashion (AKA Bloodline AKA Vinyl) Oh come on! Bloodlin is pronounced Blood-lin and Bloodline ins pronounced Blood-line!
He has a bond with Linky, who both have the same hobby: training, killing monsters, and destroying random things. Awesomeness. Responsible for Kingdom Hearts fan-fics, not like there's gonna be any soon.
Weapons: Bloodbath Blade
Armor: Black Chainmail, Black Leggings.
My Kirio Creations! (So far)
He saves Princess Peach from Bowser the evil Penguin. He's pretty selfish and inconsiderate, but he's pretty nice when he needs to be.
Weapons: Hammer, being a smartass.
Armor: Brown Shoes
He saves Princess Peach from Bowser, the evil Penguin. He's pretty selfish, idiotic, and can't get a 100 on a test to save his life. He's currently trying to eat a pizza in one inhale.
Weapons: Hammer, being dumb.
Armor: Brown Shoes
I've updated The Kirio Brothers and Shadow Gale Adventures. It's kinda nice to be back.
(5/23/07): (Okay, it's writer's block.)
I just can't write anything anymore. I don't have any ideas, or the motivation to write anymore. I barely get any reviews, so...
This is me, hanging up my hat for 10 days until school ends. I will finally then start updating again. Until then... Cya.
(4/9/07): (It's NOT writer's block!
Well, I haven't been updating. Why? Internet troubles.
Still have em right now. When it gets sorted out, I have a new chapter of The Kirio Bros for ya.
The next update might not be for a few weeks, but if my 1 bar of connection allows me to send some new chapters, I'll make sure that I send you them. Cya!
Updated The Kirio Brothers. Go read it. It also has a preview of Chapter 11 in it. Review. Now.
Kirby Vs. Stone is drawing to a climax, as the next two chapters will probably end it. Get ready for The Shroomgod Legends, coming soon!
Updated my feats. I'm FINALLY advancing the plot of The Kirio Brothers after a LONG hiatus. My most popular fic is finally going to end.
SURPRISE FAN-FIC UPDATE Kirby Vs. Stone JUTSU! Like my weird saying right next to the text you're reading, I have updated Kirby Vs. Stone without warning. Go figure. Also, the new SSQ is ready for action, so feel free to register!
(2/24/07): (I'm actually flying in my braaaaaaaaaain.)
I'm insane nao. Wheee. So insane, I updated Team Smashion late! Hahaha.
Heya! Later on today, I'll be putting a new chapter of Team Smashion and update this update! Cya then.
Alrighty. No new update, BUT! The Teaser Area has been updated, along with Random Stuff and the link to my forum! Go join. Now.
Also, I've started deleting Updates. So when you see a new update, the one all the way at the bottom shall be gone.
(2/04/07): (Liek r4wr)
Okay, another late update. ;; Please welcome our newest staff member to 'Paper Mario Madness', Clario Product's own C2, LadyBow8! Applause!
I haven't been able to write any new chapters because I accidentally un-installed my Microsoft Word. But! I found a back-up writer, WordPad! I had it all along, but never used it before. This makes me a happy Clario!
So uh, right now I'm writing a new Beyond the Stars chapter, and... Well, The Kirio Brothers. It's... somewhat dead. So I'm having Mystic cast Revive on it.
(Insert Resurrection Noise)
(1/08/07): (OMAH GODDESSES)
GASP! I HAVE UPLOADED THE NEW CHAPTER OF Wide Rule Kirio early! That means it's not the full chapter! AWWW! Oh well! You finally get more Kirio gewdness! YAAAY! Part 2 is not underway right now, but don't worry! You'll satisfy your needs somehow! Anyway... I've also updated my feats as a writer, if you're interested in that stuff. It's under here, but it's renamed 'My Accomplishments'
I'm planning on actually following up on the Orb of Malator. It may be done later today, but just keep checking back! Also, I have made a new forum, but deleted the other two. Go visit the Clario Products forum!
The first update of the year for us at Clario Productions (cough me cough) and we kick it off with an update to my first Fan-Fic ever uploaded onto this site, Beyond the Stars! Don't let the three first chapters fool you, as the fourth one is now in the format I use today. I am resuming work on the next chapter of Wide Rule Kirio tomorrow, hopefully getting it done. I updated the intro a bit, and will update more of my profile tomorrow also.
SSB fans rejoice, for I am resuming work on Super Smash Brothers: Master Hand's Fury! Joy!
(12/24/06): CHRISTMAS EVE(Happy)
Merry Christmas, everyone! I've put up a Christmas special called Pokemon Christmas Specials! Every year, it gets updated! Also, be on the lookout for Beyond the Stars, because a new chapter is on it's way! Woo!
(11/28/06): (Got my PC workin! )
Righto! I got my PC to stop being stupid, so now there's a new chapter of Team Smashion! Ex and Blaze take on ThunderWave Cave, but the whole population of ThunderWave Cave are on the 3rd Floor! WHAT WILL THEY DO?
In other news, I may be pairing up with Yoshizilla (He's in my Favorite Authors, READ HIS STORIES OR EX WILL THUNDERSHOCK YOU.) to make a co-op fan-fic! Let's see how that goes!
(11/27/06): (Yah, okay, shut up.)
Right, long time from my last update, but good news: I'm continuing work on Paper Mario: Star Rod Chronicles, Super Smash Stadium, Kirby Vs. Stone, and Beyond the Stars! ZOMFG!
Also, I've written a new chapter of Team Smashion but it keeps telling me 'Error'... Maybe it's just that I'm using IE6 right now, but if anyone can help me out, please PM me. Thanks.
Other news, I updated Kuigi's profile and my C2, Paper Mario Madness, is in search for new stories. So send them in, people!
Alright guys... Team Smashion is up! All my other fan-fics are on hold, like WRK and Crystal Clear until my sister transfers all my files from her computer to mine.
Review on TS please. Thanks.
(Update) TS chapter 2 is up! Also, new quote.
Mkay guys, my writers block is REALLY over this time. Don't expect TAR, CE from me until my new story is up... Team Smashion. It's about a human turned Pikachu. Obviously a fan-fic of RescueTeam. So... Woo! My stream of ideas is alive... I just can't write them down. I must type em. P.S My birthday was on October 3rd.
(!) Written over 40,000 words! Last Checked, I had written 39,248 words. Now, it is 43,148 words!
(!) I now have FOUR completed stories!
(!) Most Popular Fan-fics from 06: 1st:The Kirio Brothers 2nd: Wide Rule Kirio: The Really Young But Has To Be Called Old Door! 3rd: Crystal Clear
Most Popular Fan-fics currently in 07: 1st. Paper Mario: Star Rod Chronicles 2nd. Team Smashion 3rd. The Kirio Brothers 4th. Wide Rule Kirio:TRYBHTBCOD
(!) Wide Rule Kirio: TRYBHTBCOD has the most words in it! It has 7369 words! But The Kirio Brothers has the most chapters! It has 9!
(!) The Kirio Brothers has the most reviews!
(!) I am the favorite author of 8 people, and the alert list of 4.
"Alright!" Mystic said, typing something on the computer. "I've been working on this all night, can I sleep in now?"
"No! You haven't updated Beyond the Stars yet!" Taelia snapped back.
"...Yes I have! Check the stupid page," Mystic yelled.
"Yeah, she's right," Kirby told Taelia, checking himself.
"...Quiet you," Taelia growled.
"Okay, now... What's this now? You're using this part of the story for the Teaser Area?" Kirby asked. "Hm... So they'll pre-read this part?"
"Yeah. If they check the Teaser Area." Taelia replied.
"Sweet. HEY READERS! IF YOU READ THIS, UH... REVIEW!" Kirby yelled outloud.
Special Notes: SCHOOL, SCHOOL, SCHOOL. Makes me want to barf.
Random Picture of the Week: (o'.')o Just normal Kirby.
Spotlight Story of the Week: Paper Slash 9/10 Stars
RANDOM PROFILE THINGS!
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
I don't use "uber" Pokemon , I don't calculate stat values, I don't use cheating devices, I don't breed my way to perfection, and I don't care about natures. I catch my Pokemon the way they are, and treat them like individuals instead of brainless drones. If you use this philosophy, copy & paste this into your bio.
Have a great time reading the stories!