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Joined 08-18-15, id: 7052948, Profile Updated: 01-26-17
Author has written 13 stories for Halo, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Young Justice, Witcher, Avatar: Last Airbender, Dragon Age, and Naruto.

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

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Were It So Easy by Sigma0327 reviews
Noble Six, our favorite lone wolf, lives a military career of impossible feats as he and the Master Chief defeat the Covenant. Six's seemingly endless string of near death moments chalked up to the wise words of a friend from another planet as he tries to keep himself stable in his goal to defend humanity. An accident with impossible results could give the Spartan what he needs.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 100,138 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 10/27/2017 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Dragon Ball Universe: Goten's saga! by Saiyanfoeva reviews
Following the events in chapter 8 of my story, "Dragon Ball Universe", the teenage Son Goten finds himself in a different universe, filled with super powered beings of all shapes and sizes! What's more, his arrival risks leaving the entire multiverse in ruins! Join him on his adventure through the DC universe! Moved to patreon, link in my bio.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/25/2015
Not My Time by WiffleDick678 reviews
Gohan is ripped from his home in the battle with Cell and sent directly into another battle for the fate of the world. What battle is this and what are the effects on both of the worlds. I Own Nothing. DBZxJLxYJ
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,476 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Gohan
I Hate Portals by NeonZangetsu reviews
I hate portals. Nasty, vile things, prone to malfunction at the worst of times. Mine sure did! An experiment gone awry strands an unpredictable, knuckleheaded ninja in a strange world of magic and monsters. Should he survive, he just might find a way home...if the Wild Hunt doesn't kill him, first. Loads of sass and humor. NarutoxCiri? Pairing undecided. Vote!
Crossover - Naruto & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,315 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Naruto U., Geralt of Rivia, Triss Merigold, Ciri
Shinobi of the Stars by SaiyatonianSage reviews
A Galactic Civil War has erupted for 300 years and a war-weary Jedi has become the victim of its barbarism. However a stranger offers a chance at redemption after the death of his master, a chance to begin life anew. But everything comes at a price- trading one war for another, the promise to strike the sins of his past ... OC/harem, Naruto/harem
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,703 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/9/2015 - OC, Naruto U.
A Spartan's Rebirth by Zarkun reviews
Fourth Generation Spartan Lucas Ryker is the Spartan without a team, preferring to shirk his fellow Spartans because they'd only "slow him down." However, when he's forced into cryo sleep during a mission to find the missing Master Chief due to extensive damage to the ship's life support, he'll wake up to a galaxy changed and realize working solo won't work this time.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 11/18/2016
Dragon Tail Z by Revolve X reviews
After the final showdown between Gohan and Cell, Mirai Trunks and Gohan find themselves in Earthland in a universe they never new existed. Together they try to find their way back home as they bump into new friends and old foes. Will they manage to make it back? [Mirai Trunks x Mirajane] and [Gohan x Wendy]
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,128 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [M. Trunks, Mirajane S.] [Gohan, Wendy M.]
The Saiyans of Fairy Tail by trajan.117 reviews
Vegeta, bored of the peace on Earth, discovers a way he and Goku can find new opponents to fight without endagering their homes! By asking Shenron to create a portal to a distant world! What world does the Dragon choose? Why, Earthland of course! See how the two saiyans adapt to being apart of the Fairy Tail guild! Rated T for Language and suggestive themes
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,145 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Goku, Vegeta, Erza S., Natsu D.
Mass Reality by JinchuurikiKeyblader117 reviews
After an untimely accident caused my death I woke up on the Citadel. Another accident puts me in contact with Shepard seven years early. With a spot on the Normandy now almost guaranteed, I can put my knowledge of this universe to good use. But can knowledge of the future really change anything? Rated M due to language and well, there's war. It gets gory. Follows ME1. FemShepxOC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,465 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Shepard (F), OC
Through the Seeing Glass by Runuin reviews
The war is over. It has been for some time. Harry is content with being an auror, but that can only last for so long. When boredom and curiosity cause him to land in another world, he thinks to himself, 'Maybe I shouldn't have messed with that artifact'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016
Son Gohan the Half saiyan shinobi by Prince Gohan reviews
Because of an unforeseen incident happening at the time of Dende's wish on the Namekian dragon balls Gohan is sent to the world of Shinobi instead of back to Earth, what kind of impact will this have on the destiny of that planet and those who live there.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Gohan, Naruto U., Sakura H.
More Than Human by Dysentia reviews
Three Heroes, different realities, different times. All of them are more than human. Mass Effect, Halo and Crysis crossover. M for swearing/cursing.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Avatar of the Four Dragons by Kyu No Ken reviews
A tale of a man that disappeared centuries ago, leaving his mark as the creator of the disciplines. Only for him to re-appear once again in a time where the shinobi no longer exists in order to bring peace to the land once again . . . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 158,793 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
Fox of krypton by War Sage reviews
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Crossover - Smallville & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,102 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Lana L./Valkyrie, Naruto U.
Crysis Effect by DemonFireX reviews
To some, Death is an End. To others, Death is a new beginning. Alex Drake will learn that his death will lead to a new purpose. Armed with a powerful suit, his combat skills and his knowledge of the universe he finds himself in, he will strive to save the innocent. But will this soldier gain more than success in his mission? OC/FShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,270 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: Life is a Game by 117Jorn reviews
John Shepard originally had three choices, that is until a mysterious man appeared, and granted him power he once thought was impossible. He offers Shepard new powers, and sends him back to the start of Mass Effect. Watch as Shepard goes back, and changes the past so that he can truly win victory over the reapers and Star Child! CRACK WITH PLOT! Time Travel, Shepard x Ashley Harem
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,234 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
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The Future Warrior and the Lightning Thief reviews
The Future warrior a year after defeating Demigra in the Crack of time. Gets visited by his Father who he thought abandoned him when he was born and gets sent to the world of the Greek god's. How will the Olympians handle a Half-blood with the power to destroy the earth with a single attack. takes place after Xenoverse
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,114 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [OC, Annabeth C., Thalia G., Artemis]
The Return of the Prodigal Knight and the Phantom Menace reviews
When Qui-Gon Jin landed on Tatooine what if he didn't just find one Skywalker but two. What if the eldest sibling was different then his brother. How would the Galaxy handle another Skywalker running around. This is the start of the Skywalkers story and the return of the Grey Knight. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,813 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [OC, Padmé Amidala]
The Lone Wolf Of The Normandy reviews
Lieutenant Spartan Beta 312, otherwise known as Noble Six after managing to survive the fall of Reach is upgraded with Forerunner augmentations, armor, weapons and his first A.I partner is transported to a planet known as Eden Prime. A Systems Alliance colony that just happens to be under attack...well like Carter said, wouldn't be a Noble mission if it were easy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,558 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 8/9/2016 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (F)
Spartan-B312: Son of Odin reviews
During his final battle on Reach, the world where Noble Six was destined to die after delivering Cortana to the Pillar of Autumn and dying at the hands of the Covenant. What if a brother that the Spartan-III was unaware he had decided to damn destiny to Hel and save his little brother? How would Midgard handle the youngest son of the All-Father in their grasp?
Crossover - Halo & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 3/5 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Halo: Rise Of The Lone Wolf reviews
He failed. That was all he seemed to be able to do. He failed his parents, he failed Beta-company, he failed Noble Team and he failed to save Reach from its destruction. But given a second chance at life by Doctor Halsey, perhaps, just perhaps he can finally do something worthwhile?...Third/Fourth attempt of Time Travel story.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/27 - Master Chief/John-117, C. Halsey, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Young Justice: The Saiyan Of Iron reviews
When Bardock tried to warn his people about Frieza's betrayal what if one actually listen to him? what if he send his son off planet only for said son to be transported to an entirely different universe? What if this child happened to be found by Tony Stark before he became Iron Man? How much could one insignificant Saiyan really change?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/19
The Hyper Lethal of the Uzumaki clan reviews
Spartan-B312, the Lone Wolf, the Grim Reaper, the Black Death and the second Spartan to earn the rating of Hyper Lethal Vector. before all of that however he was simply Rai Uzumaki, oldest son of Minato, Kushina and older brother to Naruto. after thirteen years of being "dead" he finally returns to a place he never thought he would..Home. Rewrite of The Wolf of the Uzumaki Clan.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,857 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
The Future Warrior's Next Journey reviews
The Future Warrior after getting transported to a new universe has to do everything in his power to find his best friend while keeping out of the way of the Justice League who want answers as to who he is. why can't they leave him the hell alone and let him do his mission in peace? Post Xenoverse one, Pre Xenoverse two.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,287 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/12/2017 - OC
The Effect Of A Lone Wolf reviews
After sacrificing his life to save the Master Chief, Cortana and Earth from the Didact, Noble Six and Auntie Dot find themselves transported to an entire new Galaxy that is both familiar and vastly different from the one they know. Still he'll do what's he always done...protect Humanity. Rewrite of The Wolf And The Lioness
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/29 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (F)
The Witcher: A different kind of Wolf reviews
The Spartan-III commando, Noble Six. after surviving Reach is saved by a forerunner monitor before he is upgraded with new augmentations, armour, weapons and a new A.I before he runs through a forerunner portal. After meeting the fabled white wolf, time for everybody to learn just why he's ranked hyper lethal. Six x Triss...possible Harem.
Crossover - Halo & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,593 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/9/2017 - [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Triss Merigold] Geralt of Rivia
The Lone Wolf of the Nations reviews
When the fire nation invaded the water tribe to hunt for the last water bender, what if somebody else was there? What if he was from the stars and protected the tribe from the fire benders? What if this man was Spartan-B312, before he was the lone wolf or Noble Six. How would the Spartan-III change things?
Crossover - Halo & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 4/6/2017 - Jun-A266/Noble Three, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Lucy-B091, Tom-B292
The Age of the Demon reviews
When Leliana was betrayed by her mentor/lover Marjolaine and left to rot in the dungeons she manged to find Sketch and Silas and escaped...what if she encountered somebody else? a being known as Spartan-B312 who had no idea how he had somehow arrived on Thedas after hunting INI's in the Outer colonies. Unknown to Leliana her life will never be the same again. Starts Pre-Reach
Crossover - Halo & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,169 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Leliana]
The Gray Wolf reviews
We all know the fate of Cal-141 but what've happened if there was a change to the mission? what would of happened if there was another Spartan on the mission? what would happened if "that" Spartan happened to be one of the last remaining Spartans from Beta-Company. Enter Spartan-B312. This is his story as he follows in his Parents footsteps.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Cal-141