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Joined 08-18-15, id: 7052948, Profile Updated: 01-26-17
Author has written 22 stories for Halo, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kingdom Hearts, BioShock, Young Justice, Witcher, Avatar: Last Airbender, Justice League, Dragon Age, Naruto, and Smallville.

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

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Not My Time by WiffleDick678 reviews
Gohan is ripped from his home in the battle with Cell and sent directly into another battle for the fate of the world. What battle is this and what are the effects on both of the worlds. I Own Nothing. DBZxJLxYJ
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Gohan
A Spartan's Rebirth by Zarkun reviews
Fourth Generation Spartan Lucas Ryker is the Spartan without a team, preferring to shirk his fellow Spartans because they'd only "slow him down." However, when he's forced into cryo sleep during a mission to find the missing Master Chief due to extensive damage to the ship's life support, he'll wake up to a galaxy changed and realize working solo won't work this time.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 11/18/2016
Dragon Tail Z by Revolve X reviews
After the final showdown between Gohan and Cell, Mirai Trunks and Gohan find themselves in Earthland in a universe they never new existed. Together they try to find their way back home as they bump into new friends and old foes. Will they manage to make it back? [Mirai Trunks x Mirajane] and [Gohan x Wendy]
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,128 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [M. Trunks, Mirajane S.] [Gohan, Wendy M.]
I Hate Portals by NeonZangetsu reviews
I hate portals. Nasty, vile things, prone to malfunction at the worst of times. Mine sure did! An experiment gone awry strands an unpredictable, knuckleheaded ninja in a strange world of magic and monsters. Should he survive, he just might find a way home...if the Wild Hunt doesn't kill him, first. Loads of sass and humor. NarutoxCiri? Pairing undecided. Vote!
Crossover - Naruto & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,835 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Naruto U., Geralt of Rivia, Triss Merigold, Ciri
The Saiyans of Fairy Tail by trajan.117 reviews
Vegeta, bored of the peace on Earth, discovers a way he and Goku can find new opponents to fight without endagering their homes! By asking Shenron to create a portal to a distant world! What world does the Dragon choose? Why, Earthland of course! See how the two saiyans adapt to being apart of the Fairy Tail guild! Rated T for Language and suggestive themes
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,145 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Goku, Vegeta, Erza S., Natsu D.
Mass Reality by JinchuurikiKeyblader117 reviews
After an untimely accident caused my death I woke up on the Citadel. Another accident puts me in contact with Shepard seven years early. With a spot on the Normandy now almost guaranteed, I can put my knowledge of this universe to good use. But can knowledge of the future really change anything? Rated M due to language and well, there's war. It gets gory. Follows ME1. FemShepxOC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,465 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Shepard (F), OC
The LoneWolf's new journey by Ghost856 reviews
When our favorite LoneWolf decides go through a Forerunner portal, he expected to end up on Earth. What he didn't expect is that he ended up in a different universe; but when he finds out that a certain Commander needs help, he'll do what he does best.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/27/2016 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (F)
Through the Seeing Glass by Runuin reviews
The war is over. It has been for some time. Harry is content with being an auror, but that can only last for so long. When boredom and curiosity cause him to land in another world, he thinks to himself, 'Maybe I shouldn't have messed with that artifact'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016
Son Gohan the Half saiyan shinobi by Prince Gohan reviews
Because of an unforeseen incident happening at the time of Dende's wish on the Namekian dragon balls Gohan is sent to the world of Shinobi instead of back to Earth, what kind of impact will this have on the destiny of that planet and those who live there.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Gohan, Naruto U., Sakura H.
Dragon Ball Universe: Goten's saga! by Saiyanfoeva reviews
Following the events in chapter 8 of my story, "Dragon Ball Universe", the teenage Son Goten finds himself in a different universe, filled with super powered beings of all shapes and sizes! What's more, his arrival risks leaving the entire multiverse in ruins! Join him on his adventure through the DC universe! Lemons/Pairings in the future. Please review! Rated MA
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 12/25/2015
More Than Human by Dysentia reviews
Three Heroes, different realities, different times. All of them are more than human. Mass Effect, Halo and Crysis crossover. M for swearing/cursing.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Avatar of the Four Dragons by Kyu No Ken reviews
A tale of a man that disappeared centuries ago, leaving his mark as the creator of the disciplines. Only for him to re-appear once again in a time where the shinobi no longer exists in order to bring peace to the land once again . . . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 158,793 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
Fox of krypton by War Sage reviews
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Crossover - Smallville & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,102 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Lana L./Valkyrie, Naruto U.
Crysis Effect by DemonFireX reviews
To some, Death is an End. To others, Death is a new beginning. Alex Drake will learn that his death will lead to a new purpose. Armed with a powerful suit, his combat skills and his knowledge of the universe he finds himself in, he will strive to save the innocent. But will this soldier gain more than success in his mission? OC/FShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,270 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: Life is a Game by 117Jorn reviews
John Shepard originally had three choices, that is until a mysterious man appeared, and granted him power he once thought was impossible. He offers Shepard new powers, and sends him back to the start of Mass Effect. Watch as Shepard goes back, and changes the past so that he can truly win victory over the reapers and Star Child! CRACK WITH PLOT! Time Travel, Shepard x Ashley Harem
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,234 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
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The Future Warrior: Guardian of the Multiverse reviews
Waking up in the Tower of Fate the Future Warrior or better known as Daiko to his friends discovers that his multiverse and friends are all gone and in their place a brand new multiverse has replaced his own. Knowing that he can never return he does what he's done for two years...fight to protect the innocent from the scum of the universe.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 9/18
Spartan B312: Son of Madara (Re-write) reviews
Before he was Spartan-B312, the Lone Wolf, the Black Death, the Grim Reaper or even the second Hyper Lethal in history Noble Six was simply Daichi Uchiha, the son of the legendary Madara Uchiha. after being stuck in cryo for half a century the Spartan-III finally returns home and does everything in his power to redeem the Uchiha and his fathers name.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 9/17
Smallville: Son of Radtiz reviews
We all know the story of Kal-El. the Kryptonoian survivor who landed in Smallville and grew up to become Superman, the worlds greatest hero...what if a young warrior from an entirely different multiverse was thrown into the picture? what changes could happen with both a Kryptonian and A Saiyan living on Earth?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 8/27
The Return of the Prodigal Knight and the Phantom Menace reviews
When Qui-Gon Jin landed on Tatooine what if he didn't just find one Skywalker but two. What if the eldest sibling was different then his brother. How would the Galaxy handle another Skywalker running around. This is the start of the Skywalkers story and the return of the Grey Knight. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,538 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [OC, Padmé Amidala]
The Future Warrior's Next Journey reviews
The Future Warrior after getting transported to a new universe has to do everything in his power to find his best friend while keeping out of the way of the Justice League who want answers as to who he is. why can't they leave him the hell alone and let him do his mission in peace? Post Xenoverse one, Pre Xenoverse two.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 1/12 - OC
Justice League Xenoverse: New 52 reviews
When Darkseid invades Earth with his forces the heroes of Earth band together to kick him of their planet and save Earth...what if another Hero joined the fray? a being that had already killed a God...a Demon God to be precise. A certain Saiyan Warrior who just happens to be working directly for the King of Everything? New 52.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,805 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 6/8 - [M. Trunks, Helena B./Huntress] OC
The Gray Wolf reviews
We all know the fate of Cal-141 but what've happened if there was a change to the mission? what would of happened if there was another Spartan on the mission? what would happened if "that" Spartan happened to be one of the last remaining Spartans from Beta-Company. Enter Spartan-B312. This is his story as he follows in his Parents footsteps.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 4/2 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Cal-141
Noble and the Phantom Menace reviews
In 2552 Noble Team slowly crumbled apart. Noble Five died during Operation: Torpedo, Noble Four and Six were left to die on Reach after ensuring that the Pillar of Autumn escaped Reach, Noble Three left with Doctor Halsey and Noble One and Two got onto the Autumn and left then joined forces with the Master Chief...now in 2554 two years after working together, Noble reunites.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 8/13 - [Carter-A259/Noble One, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two] Jorge-052/Noble Five, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
The Hyper Lethal of the Uzumaki clan reviews
Spartan-B312, the Lone Wolf, the Grim Reaper, the Black Death and the second Spartan to earn the rating of Hyper Lethal Vector. before all of that however he was simply Rai Uzumaki oldest son of Minato, Kushina and older brother to Naruto. after thirteen years of being "dead" he finally returns to a place he never thought he would..Home. Re-write of The Wolf of the Uzumaki Clan.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,843 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 7/13 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Brothers until the End reviews
Noble Three and Six are left stranded on the Dawn after the Chief and Cortana get separated from them after the Ark fires. Thirty years later the pair wake up to find that the Galaxy was not as empty as they thought, new Spartan-IV running around, a Human-Sangheili alliance. At the same time Commander Jane Shepard's gets a new post as an XO of the UNSC Normandy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,591 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/18 - Jun-A266/Noble Three, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (F)
The Future Warrior and the Lightning Thief reviews
The Future warrior a year after defeating Demigra in the Crack of time. Gets visited by his Father who he thought abandoned him when he was born and gets sent to the world of the Greek god's. How will the Olympians handle a Half-blood with the power to destroy the earth with a single attack. takes place after Xenoverse
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,396 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [OC, Annabeth C., Thalia G., Artemis]
The Xenoverse Effect reviews
Cycle after Cycle the sentinel machine race have harvested all intelligent life only to return to Dark Space for the cycle to begin anew. The Grand Priest finally having enough of the needless slaughter takes a huge gamble that will forever change Universe Fourteen. He sends his student. the Saiyan warrior responsible for slaying Demigra. Enter the Future Warrior!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 7/17
The Age of the Demon reviews
When Leliana was betrayed by her mentor/lover Marjolaine and left to rot in the dungeons she manged to find Sketch and Silas and escaped...what if she encountered somebody else? a being known as Spartan-B312 who had no idea how he had somehow arrived on Thedas after hunting INI's in the Outer colonies. Unknown to Leliana her life will never be the same again. Starts Pre-Reach
Crossover - Halo & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 7/13 - [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Leliana]
The Lone Wolf of the Nations reviews
When the fire nation invaded the water tribe to hunt for the last water bender, what if somebody else was there? What if he was from the stars and protected the tribe from the fire benders? What if this man was Spartan-B312, before he was the lone wolf or Noble Six. How would the Spartan-III change things?
Crossover - Halo & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,852 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/6 - Jun-A266/Noble Three, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Lucy-B091, Tom-B292
The Son of Thor and the Lightning Thief reviews
The Dragonborn, the Harbinger of the Companions, the Slayer of Alduin but to his friends he is simply known as Ysmir Thorson. after agreeing to his fathers request the Norse Demigod agrees to head to Midgard to help ensure that the damn Greeks don't destroy the world in their petty arguments and helps Percy locate the Lightning Bolt.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 7/27
The Lone Wolf and The Lightning Thief reviews
Noble Six after fighting the Didact with the Master Chief is taken by his "supposed" dead father and brought to his world where he begins his new mission to protect the other humanity from the monsters and prepare for the war that's on the horizon.
Crossover - Halo & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 3/19 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
The Lone Wolf Of The Normandy reviews
The Spartan-III Commando, Noble Six. After surviving Reach runs through a forerunner portal after receiving new Augmentations, Amour and Weapons and arrives on the colony of Eden Prime in 2183 CE. When the Geth are invading the Planet. The scum of the universe will soon learn why B312 is ranked as a Hyper Lethal Vector.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,085 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 8/9/2016 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (F)
Young Justice: The Clone Of Goku reviews
When Robin, Aqualad and Kid Flash infiltrated Cadmus they found the Clone of Superman, earths greatest hero...but what if there was another Clone they met there? That was cloned from another Earth's hero? how would the Team handle a Saiyan warrior among them that was cloned from the DNA of Son Goku?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/23
The Witcher: A different kind of Wolf reviews
The Spartan-III commando, Noble Six. after surviving Reach is saved by a forerunner monitor before he is upgraded with new augmentations, armour, weapons and a new A.I before he runs through a forerunner portal. After meeting the fabled white wolf, time for everybody to learn just why he's ranked hyper lethal. Six x Triss...possible Harem.
Crossover - Halo & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 3/9 - [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Triss Merigold] Geralt of Rivia
Kingdom Hearts: The Lone Wolf's new Journey reviews
The Spartan-III Commando, Noble Six after surviving Reach is upgraded with new Forerunner augmentations and Amour before he's chosen as a new Keyblade wielder and defend the worlds against the Heartless...Luckily he won't have to do it alone as a certain Blue haired Keyblade master will be there to help him plus show him how to be human again. takes place KH1. M rating later on.
Crossover - Halo & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Aqua] Sora
The Wolf of Colombia reviews
The Spartan-III Commando, Noble Six after surviving Reach is upgraded with new Augmentations/Amour/weapons and partnered with a new A.I before he's visited by a odd duo of offer him the chance to save an old friend he believed died years ago. how will the people of Columbia handle a Spartan-III Commando running around. Will a certain girl make the Wolf human once again.
Crossover - Halo & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 1/3 - [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Elizabeth] Booker D.
Rise Of The Wolf reviews
Noble Six after surviving Reach is with upgraded with new augmentations, armour, weapons, an A.I and a new ship before he fly's the ship through a forerunner portal only to be transported to an alternate universe and arrives in 2531 and does what he does best...protect humanity from the Covenant. Six x Linda...possible Harem
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/20 - [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Linda-058]
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