Author has written 32 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Ouran High School Host Club, Danny Phantom, Supernatural, and Harry Potter.
Hey there folks! Silverwing013 here!
I openly surrender...I am no professional, just dream of being one. There's a day, I pray, when all shall go my way. But until then, I starve as a half-feed, half-satisfied author down in the unknown boonies, tucked hidden away from the majority of our world.
You know, I keep wondering how long I'm going to leave up something I wrote when I was *cough cough* years old.
Where I am...
My DeviantArt account
Skype user name: stephanie.sw013
Old written posting updates are up on my homepage under 'fanfiction'.
Actually...lots of that is old. I'm old. Jeez and holy cheese on rye.
Game Time: Two Truths and One Lie
1. I was Little Miss Pork Princess, pictured sitting up on a float at three, complete with a pink polka dot dress and sash and two piggy tails.
2. On vacation with the family, I found myself on their local 5 o'clock news while standing on a device used to weigh horses.
3. I've been in a super soaker fight with an actor, cheering him up with telling him exactly how many guns are in my car because he looks forward to the battle and we find nearby people's faces are worth wording it that way.
I like stories, I talk far too much for an introvert, I went from dislike to hate on the movie E.T. due to an unfortunate gift as a child that I enjoy blaming my sudden distaste of peanut butter on, my dad and I are both really good at playing spot the cameras which also makes us best for taking candid shots, I know I'm a terrible singer (but I'll still belt it) and have no clue how I landed a role in a musical during high school, my love for Dr. Pepper has been known to work at bribe levels, depression runs big on my mom's side of the family, I either wallow and hate myself or strut around saying I'm awesome, I grew up on a dairy farm and can't understand how students don't know everyone at their school in movies (we were a big class of 60), also cats are the best pet, I've been a 'staffie' at an anime convention since 2009 and it's still my absolute favorite convention, puns and sarcasm are great in my books, and I can usually get someone to believe a lie without lying when I'm bored for my amusement.
Also, don't ask me how, I told a huge fake line of reasoning story to my sister who wanted to know how the Harry Potter story would end after she read and saw the Order of the Phoenix. She completely bought Lord Voldemort winning by deploying nukes and atomic bombs. How?
Because I enjoy quotes...
Famous Quote Bites
"To every beginning there is an end and to every end is a beginning."
"Our heroes are people and people are flawed. Don't let that taint the thing you love." - Randy K. Milholland
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steve Wright
"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't." - William Shakespeare, "Hamlet" (You can never go wrong with any version of Hamlet in my opinion)
NonFamous Quote Bites (AKA: Everyday ordinary people around me)
"Tell fictional Hiei to tell fictional Kurama to tell fictional you to get a life."- Myself
...fifteen minutes later...
"Why would I tell myself to get a life?"- Danielle
"Are you grilling a pickle?" - Myself (laugh)
"Yes." - Elaine
"Why?" - Myself
"Why not?" - Elaine
"Because it's just not done, that's why." - Myself
"Well the pickle can be grilled like anything else." - Elaine
"No it can't, it's unnatural." - Myself
"Well I'm grilling my pickle." - Elaine
"Hey, Ha Young! Come over here and see Elaine's pickle!" - Myself
"Her what?" - Ha Young
"Look, she's grilling a pickle." - Myself (point, point)
"She's...WHAT! A pickle?!" - Ha Young (laughs)
"What's wrong about grilling a pickle!?" - Elaine
"I had basketball practice and I haven't done anything for a few days, so I'm cramping." - Jared
"Oh lord. My brother is cramping. You know guys are supposed to say 'I'm out of shape' not 'I'm cramping' like a girl." - Myself
"...I'm out of shape!" - Jared (his face was red, poor him and his cramping)
"If there's no Pluto, than whats the anagram kids learn for the order of the planets?" - Angie
"What do you need to know that for? In my day we just memorized the planets. Mercury..." - Professor Sean
"My." - Myself
"Venus..." - Professor Sean
"Very." - Myself
"Earth..." - Professor Sean
"Excellent." - Myself
"Mars..." - Professor Sean
"Mother." - Myself
"Jupiter..." - Professor Sean
"Just." - Myself
"Saturn..." - Professor Sean
"Served." - Myself
"..." - Professor Sean
"The next planet is Uranus." - Myself
"...I'm still thinking, 'Served Uranus'." - Professor Sean
TV Show Quote Bites
"My sister was born lucky. ...I was lucky to be born." - Prince Zuko (The wordplay!)
"What if I shoot him in the eye, then he'll be blind, right? Wait, he's got two eyes. Damn!"- Yusuke Urameshi
"Daho! Urameshi, how could you keep hitting a girl like that?! I mean you even hit her in the ta-tas!!" - Kazuma Kuwabara
"Okay, I admit it, I was curious. Things didn't seem right up top. And well, you know... The family jewels had not been stolen." - Yusuke Urameshi
"So... So fighting girls actually does bother you, but you gave her a check up instead of attacking her. You're kinda weird person, aren't you?" - Kazuma Kuwabara
"Lemme put it this way: if demons do have toilets would you really want to sit on one?" - Shizuru Kuwabara
"What's up with these demons going the wrong way? It's like wading through a pool of giant trout. Uah! Yukina's in trouble! Hold on! Your loyal samurai in shining armor is coming my loving sweet pea! Hey! Get outta my way! Come on! You got a death wish, move it!" - Kazuma Kuwabara
"...Why'd Toguro miss?" - Hiei
"Ahh, nerd violence." - Shuichi Minamino
"I drew this by hand. And yes. It IS to scale." - Yuu Kaito (Ha ha, oh Kaito and his competitive drive)
Fanfiction Quote Bites
"So does anyone want to take me on? I’m Kuwabara Kazuma, and I’ve got a sword, a brain, and the love of my life to back me up." - Kazuma Kuwabara, Samurai by WyndiWindfall
“Two, five, eight, ten, see our team-mate win again! Kurama! Kurama! Yaaat-ta!” - Yusuke Urameshi, Kazuma Kuwabara, Kohaku Piers, Spring's Fire by Niana Kuonji
Mana sat up and stared at him. “How are you doing that?”
Jin was too busy trying to calculate how often she promoted to figure that one out. That came out pretty solidly to once a year... “Doin’ what now?”
Mana pointed. “Jin, you’re sitting a full foot off the ground.”
“Oh, right.” Jin shrugged. “It’s just somethin’ I do. I don’t much care for sittin’ on a ground that hard. The air is softer, so I sit on that instead.”
The blonde stared up at him. “You’re just a little crazy, aren’t you?”
Jin grinned. “Ya mean yer only just figurin’ that one out, then?” - Jin, Mana Koyama, Kaze no Fantasia by Dark Magician Girl Aeris
"The fights with personal ties have far worse outcomes than ones that do not." - Koenma, LAST by Silverwing013
3. Yes, yes I have been in a super soaker fight with an actor. Voice actor. We became friends at a shared favorite convention. And actually, he finds it funny and likes that he's not my favorite voice actor. If you know him, perfect sense.
2. True as well. Youngest sister had a thing for horses, still does really, and we visited where they hold the Kentucky Derby before some additions were made. Camera lady happened to follow our tour group to film the before they started working on the changes. Dad and I were somehow the only two in the tour group to notice. We didn't draw attention to it for the rest of the group, then insisted we had to watch the local news when we were back at the hotel to see what the weather would be like. Of course, putting it onto a certain station.
1. I grew up on a dairy farm. Not a hog farm. Trust me, cows don't smell at all compared. Don't care if pigs are smarter. They smell. And I'm not biased because I grew up on a dairy farm, I swear. I was made Little Miss Milk Maid as a child, obviously. Pretty sure the duties were, I was the correct age and a well behaved child and cute. I disagree on the cute. Boyfriend agrees, but he's full of cheese. (Ahahaha. Milk, cheese, funny. Okay, terrible, but I liked it.)
Whatever may have brought you here, I am pleased by your visit. I'll joke that I've written a lot of crap over my time on here, but my cheeks warm with pleasure at seeing any notification of proving something I did touched a person in some way. I'm just me. Nothing special. But I like stories. Ideas of things. What if this happened instead? What if that? Or getting into conversations about the characters, the set of the world, ect. See? I talk a lot for an introvert. Take advantage of it and send a PM if you want.
I hope you have a great day.
If not, share a chocolate with someone.