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Joined 11-16-04, id: 705908, Profile Updated: 11-28-07

Hello Everybody! I don't have any stories out yet, but I've been thinking about writing one. I'll probably just start with a one-shot. Honestly, I have a feeling it'll never happen. I'm way too critical, oh well.:( Anyway, on with the info...

Name: Anna, pronounced On-a (I had to put that in there because otherwise you'd all say it wrong)

Gender: Female

Height: 5'11", I know I'm a freaking giant! It's not my fault though.

Age:19

Eyes: light bluish-grey, If I'm wearing grey they're really grey and visa-versa. I personally believe they're my best feature. I've had four different people tell me on completely different days that they're like husky eyes.

Hair: Dark brown, shorter and somewhat curly

Nicknames: The Jolly green giant, Whale woman, Anna Banana boats, Hairy woman man (don't ask...I'm really not all that hairy and I know it should be man woman but it's too late now), stupid head, loser-faced butt-head, Nawnaw, Nawners, etc...

Favorite fics: Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, FF VII, and Pirates of the Carribean.

Favorite Harry Potter pairings: Draco/Ginny(my favorite), Remus/Tonks (long before it was canon to be so) Ron/Hermione, Harry/Luna (unlikely, but cute) and anyone creative enough to come up with a good Snape/oc.

Favorite Lord of the Rings pairings: Legolas/oc or Haldir/oc(He's NOT dead!) because everyone else I'd read about already has someone for the most part.

Favorite Final Fantasy 7 pairings: Cloud/Tifa, Yuffentine(My favorite)

I live in Idaho: I'm currently residing with my sister and going to school for Massage Therapy

Quotes:

Proctor, furious: There might also be a dragon with five legs in my house, but no one has ever seen it. (The Crucible, Arthur Miller)
For some reason that line really struck me as funny.

Lorraine, my density has bought me to you. - George McFly - Back to the Future I

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out he'd melt my brain. - George McFly -Back to the Future I

He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you. - Sam Baines - Back to the Future I, Lorraine's father talking to her about Marty, her future son.

How 'boutI roll ya for it, double or nuttin'? -Race - Newsies - I know Race is like half my height, but somehow I still think he's adorably hot (hmm...that's a new one)in that scene.

No! were just a bunch of angry kids with no money! - Davey - Newsies

You're right, Jack, brains. But I've got brains too, and more than just half of one. How do I know you punks won't run the first time some goon comes at you with a club? How do I know you got what it takes to win? - Spot - Newsies

It ain't what they say, its what we say, and nobody ain't gonna listen to us unless we make 'em! - Spot - Newsies

Nevah feah, Brooklyn is heah. - Spot - Newsies

I say... dat what you say... is what I say. - Spot - Newsies - I know enough Spot already! I can't help it he has great lines...maybe...

I've never been to Brooklyn -- have you guys? - Davey

Spent a month there one night. - Boots - Newsies

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful..she is beautiful because you love her.-Unknown

I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.- unknown

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr -The Snake Has All the Lines - After the cheesy ones I had to put some a funny one.

I know, child. Pray that the years come quickly for you, taking your beauty so that you may better serve Him. - Bishop

I do, every day. God, why did you curse me with this face? - Jocelyn - A Knight's tale

Hope guides me. It is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you're gone from my sight it will not be the last time I look upon you. - Kate - My brother and one of my friends were fighting over who got her the first time they watched this move. Quite amusing

There are so many other great lines from that movie, but I really think it would bore you to read them all. It's called a lance, Hello?

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The Force of Attraction by CatWomen88 reviews
Charlie is in love with a woman he believes is just out of his reach, Jacklyn agrees to work on a case just to be close to the man who has stolen her heart, as luck would have it they have to work on a case together. What happens when hearts...
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The Testimony of Sean Jensen by BigWGuy reviews
This story was inspired by the writing assignment given in Stephen King's book On Writing. Hope you enjoy it. Feedback appreciated. This is a one shot, completed story.
Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
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