Really Bad Eggs
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Joined 05-19-01, id: 70638
Author has written 7 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Parodies and Spoofs, and Get Backers.
Currently, most of the stuff I have up here is, well, shit. But it's amusing shit. There's stuff from as long ago as eigth grade (such as The Antelope of Injustice, which was actually written for a school project), and stuff as recently as this year. Most of my stuff is co-written with Junkyard Angel and Hillschan. Just look for the stupid round-robin-esque crike that has a complete lack of continuity.

Anything that I didn't like, I took down. That was over half the stuff. The rest I left up because it was too silly to hate, or because I just didn't care.

I could spend hours thinking about what to write here and come up with something enlightening and profound, but considering no one even reads profiles and I hardly ever update on ff.net anymore, I feel it would be a rather large waste of time. So instead, you get this:

I (dis)like dogs.

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The Ten Weddings of Donna Noble by netgirly2k reviews
Donna has to marry the Doctor. All of them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
How House Learned to Relax and Love the Bomb by BethTX reviews
Just your typical cliched postnuclear holocaust HouseWilson first time slash humorfic. Nothing unusual here. Been done to death.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Somewhere Out There by jade reviews
AU. Chou Ryuuen has led a fairly normal life until he wakes up on his sixteenth birthday only to have his world turned upside down by events far beyond his control. COMPLETED!
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,921 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Nuriko, Hotohori - Complete
A Night To Remember by PaperInked reviews
They're stuck in a classroom with nowhere to go for a whole night......
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Playing with the Boys by thegoldentouch reviews
It was often said that Oliver Black should never have been allowed to breed. Now Hogwarts is about to find out why. MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,254 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
With Enemies Like These by X-parrot reviews
Akabane picks a fight, and Ginji begs to differ.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Complete
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A Getbackers Drabble Collection reviews
A collection of drabbles. Kazuki wonders about hair, Akabane can't get through airport security, Ban likes games, and Ginji needs to know the answer to the Great Question of Life. Updated daily.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 1/14/2005
Spiked Tea, Among Other Things reviews
Contained within you will find spiked tea, a failed game of I Never, yaoi, a very pissed off Wufei, a bewildered Trowa, an indignant Queen of the World, a frightened Quatre, an impassive Heero, and a complete lack of continuity. And Duo.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 9/16/2001 - Complete
Draco Malfoy Gets a Dayjob reviews
Draco Malfoy has a problem... and Harry, Ron, and Neville aren't helping matters any. A round-robin fic written with Junkyard Angel and Nevilleschick. Full of terrible puns, bad formatting, and weird humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Plain reviews
Julian was plain, Julian liked plain, and Julian liked being plain. And that was all there was too it. Until one Saturday in September, he decides it's time to be a little rebellious. Basically, a story about the most boring guy in the universe.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2003
Harry Potter and the Harmonica of Doom reviews
This can be whatever you want! If you want slash, it's got slash! If you want het, it's got het! It can even have YOU fall in love with Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Antelope of Injustice reviews
Now here's a story that has everything! If you want slash, its got slash! If you want het, its got het! If you want Arwen bashing, its got that to! Heck, it even has YOU fall in love with Legolas! Or, if you son't want to, then you fall in love with someo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2002
The Untimate Harry Potter Fanfic reviews
One day, two Mary Sues came to Hogwarts, and everone loved them because they were Mary Sues and were just plain perfect. But, really, are they so perfect? *snicker* Please rr/!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/28/2002