Author has written 7 stories for Shaman King, Harry Potter, Pokémon, and Naruto.
Procrastinator and lazy-ass in college. Can only be beat in laziness by awesome sloth of a best friend
Bi :D (and looking TT)
Gender? Gender-queer, probably. Still trying to understand and define myself.
Will try to write and draw more. Lets see how that will work out.
Manga: Detective Conan, Bleach. I still like manga but most of them are becoming more and more cray-cray.
Fandom: The Avengers (and the ones related to it), Batman, Star Trek. This actually seems kinda stupid. I like way too much fandoms to make a list for.
My Rant on Yaoi (and pairings):
This is something my readers (I have them? Oh my!) should know. Keep in mind I am entitled to my own opinions as well as you do. You don't have to agree. It's fine. It's called my thoughts for a reason. Don't get bitchy about it. All stupid complaints will be directed back to this section. If you have anything worth-while to say, message me. I love to talk about this--mainly because I'm still in the process of searching and identifying myself--and I am rather agreeable.
I'm not big on pairings anymore. Much less yaoi and yaoi pairings. I do have default "yaoi" pairings that are my staples. Like Tony and Steve. Bruce and Clark. Grimmjow and Ichigo. Blaise and Harry (what?). I am not a homophobe (because really, that's just pure hypocrisy. I mean. Come on. Look at the top. Read what the fourth line says.) and I am not a hater or basher. I am, however, a realist. I think it's part of the process of "growing-up". I come to realize the world is not so divided between (excuse my cliches) black and white, good and bad, male and female, straight and gay, dominant and submissive. It's okay to be somewhere, everywhere, anywhere, nowhere in the middle. This is something I thought I realized at the age of 13 and finding myself to really really like yaoi--very turned on and aroused by it. Which, as a 13 years old Chinese kid, it was something completely and utterly foreign--I thought I understand the world is not so 2 dimension and divided. That the coolest place to be is somewhere in the middle--the area (again, please excuse my cliches) that is grey. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is an idiot. To the me of then, it's most everyone in this world. Now I look back and I can't hold back the urge to bash my head against the nearest wall. I was 13 and thought I knew it all. I knew all there is to know about the world. I was such a confidant little snot with the wrong sense of superiority. Right there and then I was proving to myself (unrealized then) to be one of those idiots. Because I was still stuck in the belief of having sides. It's one thing to say that the world is not two sided and assert a third side and another thing to really accept that the world is not two sided. It has no sides and has an infinite amount of sides. This is not a mere rant (though it's getting off topic). This is what I have now realized and what my current thoughts on pairings and yaoi is based off of.
Yaoi is such a fantasy. Irl, there's no exclusive seme and exclusive uke. There are those who do prefer to top and those who do prefer to bottom (speaking purely about position) and there are many (most) who prefer to do both. What yaoi does is to assign the seme the "masculine", "manly", "most-guy" like features and have him almost always exclusively top and assign the uke the "feminine", "womanly", "girl-stand-in" features who almost always exclusively bottom. Yaoi, in my opinion, pushes a rather sexist view on relationships. Who said a cute petite girl can't dominate a man and be aggressive? Who said a stereotypical manly man can't enjoy receiving without being reduce to tears and blushes and romances? (Seriously Japan, what are you teaching to your kids? It's ok and even better to not have safe sex? If you really push hard enough, even the loudest protests will become loud moans of desire and consent? If your partner is in tears in the midst of sex, you're doing a good job. Their tears indicate how much they love it, the more they shed, the better you are doing and if they aren't crying, you must up the ante?) There're all kinds of relationships out there and yaoi don't portray them at all. If you replace an uke with a girl, many would puff up in anger and indignation about chauvinism and sexism. It's very unrealistic. It's unequal. It can be almost down right abusive in some cases.
I know the whole dom/sub is a kink. One that I occasionally enjoy myself. There's something fun about power play. But, it's just that. Power play. Because, at the end of the day, both (or all) partners are equal. Or at least, it should be. An unbalanced relationship is a relationship doomed to fail. Yaoi take the dom/sub and mix it with sexism and high amount of fantasy. It leaves a rather bad taste in my mouth.
In relation to pairings, I don't think I have to spell it out for you. It's the same issue and while everyone's entitled to their pairings, pairings becomes kinda stupid and misery-causing. When a story is a romance, pairings are good. That's what the story is about. When it's not, pairings really should step aside a bit because pairings can easily lead a story astray. One of the reason why I like Bleach some much is that there's a lot of hint at pairings but in reality, it's not so important. Normally this can be avoided by not reading romance but it seems that, in fics, pairings are the main course despite the story genre. Relationships also aren't so black and white. There are gives and takes in relationships. If the gives and the takes don't balance, the relationship is gonna fail. No matter how hard one try to write it and save it. Pairings though, seemed mostly focused on two things. The blossoming romance and the shirt-tearing, steamy sex. That's just... no. I didn't come to read a fic about sex and sex and more sex (it's gets, omg le gasp, boring after a while)--I came to read what the genre indicates, which is not romance. There's more to the rating M than just graphic sex.
So while I have my staple "yaoi" (I shudder to call it yaoi) pairings, I also appreciate the non-yaoi pairings (like canon, yuri (though it has the same issues, on a lesser scale), and meaningful relationships between those of different genders, same genders and any shades in between). After all, who can deny that Sakura topping Naruto is hot?
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
(also found on Altra Lumanarian's page!)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
The Laws of Anime Version 6.0
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Something that I feel should be here
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
2.5.10 -- In case all my lovely friends out there have yet to notice, I haven't been updating at all. And I really do apologize for this but right now I too busy to continue my fanfics (stupid SAT and college apps. why oh why did I choose the IB program?!) and after two years of absence from writing fanfics, my style have changed (I think) and once I get free time, I will rewrite some of them. So yes people, it's official, all stories are on Hiatus or Discontinued!!
Prince of Demons--Discontinued
Welcome to Hogwarts--Discontinued
Different Yet the Same--Discontinued
The Potter and the Snape--On Hiatus (In the process of rewrite.)
Naruto Returns--On Hiatus
It's all your fault you old coot!--Complete
Master Equals Servant--Complete (Contemplating on an expanded, multi-chapter story based on this one-shot.)
6.15.12 -- Oh wow. Kinda forgot this even existed... well, ok, not quite true. So still no updates sadly (do ppl actually read this?) sorry guys. Cuz college sucks and tumblr took over, my bunnies have been festering and feeding on my brains but laziness prevent anything to actually come to fruit. But, good news, Master Equals Servant is going to be expanded!!! Or rather, I'm taking the original idea of MES and rewriting it? Idk how to put it in words. Basically, it boils down to Harry being the Master of Death and that title has more significance than just a fancy title. It's been several years since I've picked up any HP books and I saw the last film in theater, once. So I'm getting all my info from hp-lexicon and harry potter wikia. I probably won't get the characters right but I've been dying to explore the possibilities within the world of Harry Potter (Pottermore is so tiny TTTT it's not enough to fulfill my craving) so this is my main motivation for the fic. it's not just a story of Harry, of romance, of domesticity. It's going to be a story about all the possibilities, about this world. So it won't be the same story, it won't share the same title, it won't share anything other than the basic frame. I'm excited for this and hopefully I'll have something up by the end of the summer. :D
Prince of Demons--Discontinued (up for deletion)
Welcome to Hogwarts--Discontinued (up for deletion)
Different Yet the Same--Discontinued (up for deletion)
The Potter and the Snape--On Hiatus (Possibly rewrite?)
It's all your fault you old coot!--Complete
Master Equals Servant--Complete
Untitled Harry Potter fic -- expansion of MES
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